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アメリカンは禁止でよろ。(核爆)
PERU 乙
なんだ、こいつが建てたスレか
嫌だけど使ってやろう
大人になってから運動するのが好きになった
Bunch of Weeaboos
/cum/
>>58749435
>>58749435
乙
Cindy
いつものPeruroachと同じ人?
日本語スレッドのタイトルいれて
>>58749705
大人になってから
えっちぃをするのが好きになった
>>58749769
可愛い虹美少女を泣かせないでください
僕の心が折れるから
彼がいなくてさみしい。
>>58749435
This Peruvian is useless as hell, you can not make a decent thread.
Gaijin is a racist term.
>>58749916
well , nobody is perfect
>>58749918
>>58749805
えっ、何だって?
>>58749910
gayの?
>>58749918
や~~い、外人
(ﾟ⊇ﾟ)
>>58749805
>>58749718
Do u hate Japan?
>>58750000
>>58750018
gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin gaijin
>>58750032
Because of gaijin(害人)
how do i get a cute jav gf
America is 害
Others are just 外
>>58750105
Get any gf, coat her in so much makeup that she looks like an alien, and then film yourself having sex with her
>>58750105
Just hire a cute Jav bba
>>58750105
This is some uncanny valley shit.
>>58750105
AIKA is my only love. I dedicated improving my life for her. Also she was born the date as me.
>>58750000
レイザーラモンHG
>>58750105
Get VR goggles with cameras. Apply photoshop filters to your vision.
>>58750142
>>58750182
>>58750186
>>58750195
>>58750212
>>58750000
nice quads, but gaijin is racist.
IN THIS CAR?
>>58750249
ふたりともきもい顔してるけど
いい乳だ
>>58750105
そらAV男優になればいいんじゃね
>>58750204
ハードゲイなのね
>>58750249
顔が不自然すぎて怖い
>>58750105
Excuse me, ma'am.. your nipples are showing.
>>58750440
Doctor, he's run out of pills! what we should do!?
>>58750356
より良い?
>>58750580
うん さっきのより良い
>>58750580
そっちのが人間っぽくていい >>58750249 こっちの顔>>58750105 は加工しすぎ
因みに >>58750356 とは別の人
>>58750580
fuck. name?
Where can I buy this really cute giraffe ?
>>58750120
Hey that's mean, what did America ever do to y-
Oh yeah..
>>58750580
AV女優もこの程度のがいるからな
>>58750696
スコットランドにいるらしい
でも、あれは十人並
So how do you like, pick up a japanese girl or find a sensual massage or whatever over there?
>>58750750
11歳のwhite pig
よ!いよいよ用意いいよ?異様よね
>>58750089
gaijin is always so adorable to me because it's like screaming "OUTLANDER!" as a slur
>>58750880
Watch EROLIN GUIDE
http://erolin.net/index.php?ac=top&ageflag=yes&egu=u3ulbrf8ku4enkbk181nl95p12&lang=en
>>58750895
ぃよう、ポンポン(鼓)
>>58751070
haha, just kidding, that gave me anxiety just looking at it
holy shit Anon, you look cute with that cum on your cheeks
>>58751070
So...the line for legality in Japan is "erotic massages" where they lick your back and rub you with a condom on?
Just trying to understand the boundary so I can stay well on the legal side. Nothing like Nevada in Japan?
>>58749435
>>58749945
>>58750750
gotta start them young
other japanese people just working now
but im rolling on the bed
hahahahahaha
>>58752294
i don't know why but i find this qt
you're pretty qt
>>58751679
A girl massages your ass hole with her fingers and tongue.
>>58752370
me on the left
>>58752370
>and tongue
would never let a girl do this to me unless she had a fetish for it tb h
僕童貞だけど
>>58752360
you too! lets apologize to our mums!
>>58752431
mother! i'm sorry!!
>>58752294
>during the GW
>He's lonely on the bed
>>58752370
yeah I guess that can be cool....kind of. Would rather put my penis inside of her tbqh but having a cute girl lick your butthole is....okay, sure
>>58752502
Gentle reminder that a healthy breakfast is the cornerstone of a productive day.
俺の作戦:
>日本語をうまく話せるようになる
>日本人のお金持ちのBBAと付き合う
>日本で不良で住む
>時々このスレの日本人との飲み会
>>58752579
もう失敗しちゃった
>>58752489
>>58752502
>>58752579
>日本人のお金持ちのBBAと付き合う
ジゴロ志願か
よっぽどイケメンじゃないと成功しないぞ
Would love to speak to Japanese girls !!!
>>58752738
That's rather sad!
>>58752579
>日本で不良で住む
間違いです
>時々このスレの日本人との飲み会
大間違いです
>>58752645
Are you fapping alone?
BBAにタダ飯、タダマンコしてもらうのがお前らの日本での野望
俺の年齢から計算すると相手は人妻ぐらいの年だけど
お前らおっさんだとババアって言ったら相手ミイラになるんじゃねーか
>>58752738
If Except BBA>>58752857
Any Japanese flag can't talk with you
>>58752943
心配するな
何時かお前も木乃伊になる
whn u wak up from da pooper
>>58753033
when you forgot there was a GoT episode today
もう
のぞみちゃんはどこだ
くそ
また会いたいよ
>>58752999
ここの皆んながミイラになる前に40代のパンツ屋は墓場にいそうだな
親と変わらん世代だし
>>58753057
>when you want to skip the season and bingewatch it later, but mothafakas like the F. are guaranteed to screw it up for you
>>58753113
It's not like it's already everywhere on the interweeb
>>58753137
I don't go to normienet
Reminder that you will never be able to catch up with Korea
>>58753069
よし、おれがのぞみちゃんになってやる
I'd like to open up a foot massage booth for BBA christmas cake milfs in Tokyo
Do you think any hot BBAs would stop and get their feet voluntarily rubbed by a dirty gaijin? would I make national news in japan as a foot perv or get arrested?
韓国は財閥を解体しないともうダメだろ
国民に劣等感を植え付ける教育も止めた方がいいと思う
時々思うんだ
何のための勉強か、と
>>58753426
エロゲのため
>>58753374
輸入のほとんどを中国に依存してる時点で終わりだと思う。もし日本と中国の間で再び戦争が起きたら、まっさきに餓死するのは韓国人。
![1515174i[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AQ4hWCh.jpg "1515174i[1].jpg")
>>58753426
日々精進
>>58753458
いかにも
よく言ったぞ!
もう死にたいねん
>>58753301
本当?
じゃあ, 俺のおちんちんを触って下さい
>>58753493
中国側に立って日本と戦うんじゃないの
中国への基地提供とか消極的参加だろうけど
>>58753555
生きろ
どうせ150年後には今生きてる人類は全員死んでいる
子孫が生きてるだけで
>>58753596
>子孫
何それ
>>58753596
不死を与える技術が発明されない限りはね
その可能性は充分にあると思う
>>58749435
Why is this fucking show so slow..
Can someone explain?
>>58753672
>不死を与える技術
仮にそんな技術ができたところで富裕層が独占するだろう
>>58753573
春になったせいか、おちんちんがだらしないぞ
>こんばんは
>こんばんは
>日本語うまいね
>triggered
>>58753774
日本語うまいね,のなにがいかん
>>58753340
answer me you fucking sperglords
>>58753754
のぞみちゃん早く
ちんちんを触って下さい
>>58753848
>hello
>hello
>wow you're good at english
>>58753886
のぞみ、オッサンの姿になって愛してあげる!
>>58753717
それは断じてあり得ないと思う
なぜなら一般人はでかい暴動を起こすに違いない。万が一富裕層はそれを抑えるのができたとしても、技術はいずれ漏れて密造される。その証拠に、ドラッグは違法なのに手に入れるのはかなり容易なことだ。不死の技術は違法にされても同じことになるだろう。
>>58753887
>you're good at english
いい気分だけど
>>58753930
そうかもしれない
しかし、おれは不死なんかいらんけどな
魂の不滅を信じているから
いくら暇だからって不老不死の話しだしたら終わりだってバアちゃんが言ってた
>>58753934
言いたいのは日本語うまいねってやまってほしい
代わりに、「お前なんで日本語を喋っての?キモイよ。マジで」とか言われたい
>>58754098
やめてほしい***
>>58753923
さあ
僕だけにキスをして
>>58754098
>>58754143
is this you
i thought you'd look more asian
>>58754126
お前何で日本語喋ってんの白ブタの癖に
臭いからどっか行けよウジ虫
こんなんでいいですか(^-^)
>>58754143
お前か
>>58753774
>ワタシェワJohnデs
>oh, hello, john
>Hey buddy, I'll let you know I'm a completely fluent Japanese speaker please don't answer me in English
>お騒がせしました。心からお詫び申し上げます。
>triggered
>>58754203
ふぅ…
>変態が今まさにこのスレにいる…………
>>58754294
ﾍﾟﾛﾘ
>>58754219
lol
Ching chong chin chong chin cho. am i doing this right?
>>58754405
No. Chinese is "ching chong ping pong", Japanese is more like "nishi nashi mushi hashi".
>>58754405
Get rid of all of “g”
>>58754422
Whats the diffrence betweens chineese and Japanese? They are like the same tho.
Naruhodo~!
>>58754422
西 梨 無視 橋?
>>58754449
Japanese sounds gentle and melodic
Chinese sounds more aggressive and sporadic
>>58754467
Objection!!
>>58754449
>>58754502
>aggressive and sporadic
that's canto
mandarin is gentle and melodic too
t. hongcouverite
>>58754449
>Whats the diffrence betweens chineese and Japanese?
Chinese people always sound like they're angry when they speak.
今晩はｱﾉﾝん
>>58754502
Oh okay, so if u had to learn Chinese or Japanese wich one is easier to learn first so you can learn the second one faster?
>>58754564
元気ですか
>>58754525
Really? Cantonese is more beautiful than mandarin though
Mandarin is very noisy
>>58754544
japanese
>>58754591
今ウンコ我慢してます
君は?
>>58754606
Wich language does the new zealand speak ?
オーストラリアでカントン語はうらさいな
>>58754597
wut really
it's backwards over here. at least for me it is.
even chinese people i used to know admit cantonese is the one that sounds angry and uglier
>>58754654
そう、いいです
>>58754664
Maori
>>58754664
sign language
I'm an idiot. I've booked the first week of September to spend a week in Tokyo.
Whats the difference between Lithuanians and Russians? They are like the same tho.
>>58754818
Well the main difference is that we are ethnicly not in the same group we're balts and they are slavs and half of them are gooks. Second Our language (lithuanian) uses Latin letters i think thats what its called and russian uses Cryllic.
>>58754790
Why is that bad? Am I retarded
>>58754818
Lithuanians aren't Slavs, they're generally much blonder and blue eyes are far more prevalent. The languages are also unrelated.
do jap girls like russians? one person i know is learning the russian language
>>58754790
Why is that idiotic, anon? You'll get to witness the summer just beginning to give away to the cooler autumn.
>>58754856
Yes yes.
>>58754853
>>58754865
It's probably the rainiest time of the entire year there. Typhoon season really gets underway.
>>58754891
Typhoons aren't so bad, especially for Tokyo. The rainy season falls more in June, I believe.
>>58754891
It's Tokyo though it not like rain will stop you seeing cool landscapes your location will enjoy the city. I hope it doesn't rain tho so you can see a lot outside the city.
>>58754891
>What is 梅雨
>>58754818
Lithuanians speak an ancient meme language that's probably the most conservative (living) language derived from PIE. They actually used to be called "lithu-aliens", but they changed their name so people wouldn't get suspicious.
>>58754917
I looked at the weather records, it's not good.
>>58754921
Me too, I wanted to go to Nikko for a couple of days, maybe Hakone or Izu too, or the beach at Onjuku.
>>58754930
I don't know, what is it? I only know the second kanji.
>>58754818
>here's a Lithuanian being dickish
>oh, I know, I'll show him I'm racist against russians, that'll teach him
Well done
>>58754947
>>58754970
Nevermind.
>>58754850
Then why could you get along well with Russians when Lithuania was a part of Soviet?
I think the differences are a lot to do that
>>58754970
It means rainy season. I really hope you don't have much rain it can really make a holiday sad.
>>58754970
i think it means rainy season
>tfw ywn witness a japanese ゲリラ豪雨
>>58755009
Thanks Ausbro, if not I will just sit in Izikayas and get plastered with depressed sararimanu.
>>58755031
Thanks.
>>58752370
hi sarah. I asked this question, but you went bed so didn't answer it yet. which state did you come from? you only said it's east.
>>58755123
Just somewhere in the east... I'd rather not say specifically, it it's alright.
>>58755123
She's from Boston, MA.
Fun fact: Ellen Baker is modelled after her, and she'll be providing the voice in the upcoming anime.
>>58755233
Do you like your home state? Do you like your home country? How do you like Japan? Do you like my questions?
>>58754998
We were best friends, but soviets crumbled and left us behind :(, why Japanese isint best friends with Chineese they are all the same and China was once part of japan.
>>58755255
omg really? sarah is fucking lewd then
>>58755255
>Ellen Baker is modelled after her, and she'll be providing the voice in the upcoming anime
dropped before it even aired
![8unBiFcngoIIj2u_bRpq4_55[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EygqxfF.jpg "8unBiFcngoIIj2u_bRpq4_55[1].jpg")
>>58755264
>Do you like your home state?
Yes.
>Do you like your home country?
Yes.
>How do you like Japan?
It's pretty great.
>Do you like my questions?
They're the best, m8.
>>58755233
So you're ashamed of coming from the state? Some American made this map. What do you think of it?
I'm hungry〜………………
>you have chips, a pie and a hotdog.
What sauces do you guys use. Do Japanese people use sauce on Western food?
>>58755371
are u a grilllll
>>58755371
If you're hungry, you should eat so that you don't die, anon.
>>58755346
Ty, ty
>>58755346
What are the 5 most difficult aspects of being married to a Japanese man?
>>58755421
He works hard, lives w/o realising he's a slave.
>>58755445
>He
i knew it
>>58754818
Who cares about Lithuanians
>>58755472
u knew wat.
>>58755400
Sorry〜I'm kawaii boy〜
>>58755407
I'm eating maffin and milk tea now
>>58755476
Latvians, and formerly Poles.
>>58755476
Fuck off Korean. They love Japan.
>>58755494
that you're a wonderful person
>>58755543
And Estonians?
>>58755551
>(formerly) based Germany
>>58754864
I think almost all Japanese girls don't see Russians, but Russian girls are popular among Japanese guys.
>>58755530
>Sorry〜I'm kawaii boy〜
>>58755551
>weaktugal
>>58755595
What about Aussies?
>>58755595
I wonder if Japanese guys are okay with having wives who turn fat when they hit their late 30's.
How can I become British?
>>58755551
Can you description about that country? I bet you can't.
>>58755685
Be a hot female and marry me.
>>58755685
Pass their test or say your a Muslim
値もしない命を懸けて世界中で最もおいしいこのアメリカ人の血を吸いに来るクソ虫。
>>58755711
I don't mean citizenship
Should I drink tea everyday?
>>58755685
Be Muslim
>>58755785
What is the difference about British Muslim and other Muslim(like French Muslim, German Muslim…)
>>58755685
お茶に牛乳を足す
>>58755755
You'd need to be born and raised on the British Isles to be truly British beyond just citizenship.
Having just a British passport, or even just British parents doesn't cut it.
>>58755685
You can't become British.
>>58755781
死ねばいい
本当に苦しんで死んでほしいよ
涙が出そう
>>58755841
すでにしている
>>58755861
>>58755851
I can become British citizen but I can't become true British
That's why I love British
>>58755882
拳銃があれば未然に防げた
>>58755551
>Sweden
>>58755841
黒茶ではなく、お茶。
>>58755918
It's kind of the same, as with being Japanese.
Not all Brits will agree with me, but they're usually liberal types with coloured hair, tight jeans, or problem glasses.
>>58755968
>handsome men
>all of them are gay
>>58755841
それは日本人もしてる
>>58755989
>>58755358
No, I just don't want to give any more specific personal information. I haven't traveled much within the country, so I can't say anything about that map.
>>58755421
Honestly, the only things I can think of relate to the Japanese work ethic: working long hours, hardly getting days off, tendency to put work before family, etc.
![Yg2XZJC[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TrcVR5J.jpg "Yg2XZJC[1].jpg")
日本のエロ同人をただ読みするでーす
>>58755986
>problem glasses
What is this
>>58756055
これは抹茶です。私は緑茶葉を意味しました
>>58756079
Thanks, I'm glad I wasn't born Japanese desu. I can see why a lot of them decide to go hikikomori.
>>58756123
>>58756102
(#´∞｀∫)∫
>>58756123
>>58756185
You would be happier if your ancestors were criminals desu
ちんちんバッキバキ
>>58756228
2 slow faggot
>>58756245
I cannot deny this.
>>58756278
Yours left out helpful information.
Lol getting triggered by some glasses
Aren't SJW's supposed to be the hyper-sensitive ones?
>>58756245
Holy fuck I hate myself for saying desu there
>>58756245
Australia is unbearably hot though. I'm not convinced that anyone actually enjoys living in Australia.
>>58756304
It's okay, we know you didn't really tbqh (to be quite honest).
desu tbqh lads
>>58756212
>>58756228
Guys, you forgot we got one of 'em in... >>58756302 :^)
今日は仕事帰りに裸足で15km
靴履いて4km歩いた
ハッピーホルモンでハイテンションだから風呂入ったらまた出かけるかな
http://ameblo.jp/akqjt/entry-12156227378.html
>>58756320
Really the hottest it ever gets is 40 in nsw but usual high of 35, and we always have nice weather (lol). Anything below Sydney is much cooler
>>58756079
>I can think of relate to the Japanese work ethic: working long hours
Japan is not hard-working compared to America. It's close.
>hardly getting days off,
It's personal problem. Japanese workers take more day off than American workers statistically.
>tendency to put work before family
Personal problem again, it seems your husband has a lot of problems.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TKqKfy3.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
アメリカのリベラル左巻きの黒ぶち眼鏡率は異常
Should I do my Japanese homework
>>58756414
You should always do your homework, anon. Otherwise you might not make as much progress learning Japanese as you could be.
>>58756407
Did she hurt your feelings?
You seem to have taken that very... personally for some reason...
>>58756378
So, it's no hotter than summer in Japan.
I could do Australia easy, it can't be any worse than Thailand and that's do-able.
Jesus fucking christ
You cant drag and drop files to your ipad?
>that one Japan flag poster that picks apart my posts to try to disprove everything I say is still here after all these months
Good to know.
>>58756414
Yes! What kind of homework do you have?
たまに勉三さんみたいなメガネかけてる奴いるよな
外人は東京へ観光ついでにうちのhipsterを見ていってほしい
>>58756463
>>that one Japan flag poster that picks apart my posts to try to disprove everything I say is still here after all these months
>Good to know.
Heh, I was thinking virtually the same thing earlier.
I've been away for months and he's still at it. You must feel proud.
メガネをとると目が3
![ピンクメガネ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RbWxWPI.jpg "ピンクメガネ[1].jpg")
>>58756476
生活保護費で2万ちょいまでメガネ代出るから
こういうメガネ買おうかなと思ってる
真っ黒に日焼けしたデブにピンクアラレチャンメガネ
かっこよさそうだろ
>>58756463
Translating sentences using I think
>>58756528
赤にしなよ
