Be JapaneseEat fishDie horrifically

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>>58729614
>fugu
>horrifically
Nah

>>58729614
Honorifically*

>Be Japanese
>Eat fish
>Live past 100 on average

>be Japanese
>be a manlet

>be american
>don't eat fish

>Be Japanese
>Eat small meals
Some people I know took this exchange student to Burger King and he was very excited about the size of the burgers.
>"So big!"

>>58729614
>Be fish
>Eat horrifically
>Die Japanese

>>58732408
Should have pulled out your cock and said something like, "if you think thats big try this sammi roll on for size Hirochisan"

>>58729614
>be Japanese
>only express yourself through non-verbal grunts
>HMMMMM
>HOH!
>YOOOOOOOO!
>live by code of honour
>get fish poisoning
>tell no one in restaurant
>die a quiet death at your Japanese eating bench while painting your death poem
>tfw your folded-steel sword gets discarded unblooded and unused, since it could not be drawn but to draw blood

Jap world problems

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>>58732530

what's wrong with you son

>be american
>eat terrible diet with close to no omega 3s, a key nutrient that can be linked to almost every disease that you can think of, a nutrient implicated in hundreds of metabolic processes in the body that every cell in your body has receptors for
>die of diabetes, cancer, heart disease, etc.

>>58729614
i still unironically thank you murkans for not eating fish.
if murikans started it off fishes would be going to rapidly die out and we would be going to be unable to eat it.

Beautiful song about fugu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uurTtmq9Wlw

>fugu
My Grandma used to cook baiacu back when I was a kid, it was pretty delicious desu.

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We have small non-poisonous puffers on the east coast, we call em sugar toads and they're mighty tasty

>>58732744
you should make a movie

>>58740260
>Sugar Toads

My band has a new name

>>58733088
it sucks :(

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>>58729614
>Be Japanese
>Be Mongolian

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>>58730677
That looks beautiful

>>58739417
Your grandma is great...

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>>58733411