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/brit/ - The Big Night Out Edition


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crayon pop
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maisie
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>edition in the subject
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another quiet weekend in then lads?
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>>58728891
This.

Didn't drink it on Friday

Just really feel like a beer

Is this the start of alcoholism
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>>58728984
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I gotta squad fulla killa's
A squad fulla killa's
A squad fulla killa's
A squad fulla killa's
I gotta squad fulla killa's
A squad fulla killa's
A squad fulla killa's
I gotta squad fulla killa's
We play wit tec's just like drums
You're boys, they'll run
Yo bitch she a bore
I want the top and the gum
I gotta squad fulla killa's
A squad fulla killa's
A squad fulla killa's
I gotta squad fulla killa's
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kpop desu
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:stopmusic:
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>>58729007
No you fucking normie
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Need a strong lad to stretch my tight virgin boipussy and breed me ;)
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EAcWMrOues
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Lads I'm 18 and can only grow a goatee

I've heard of people only being able to grow beards at like 36, do I still have hope
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>>58728999
i actually went out last night, first time this year I think
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>>58729007
Forgot pic lol
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Why don't you like homosexuals?
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Kyary perfection
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dont know if I can take much more of this lads
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>>58729024
are you the one that sang a kpop song in vocaroo a few weeks back?
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>>58728999
it's never quiet when i'm with my mates on /brit/
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Kyary
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>>58729061
you'll be fine lad
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>>58729094
No I must've missed that, got a link?
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>20 years old
>seeing lots of grey hairs

JUST
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>>58728999
wasted it talking to some cunt who wants to be 'just friends'
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>>58728930
CALM DOWN DAVID MAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Zot1i7bJk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u4GS2gHQV4
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Wonder what it feels like to have a lad cum a massive load inside your arse

Nice I bet haha
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>>58729142
FRIEND ZONED LOL
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>>58729151
maybe at the time but I reckon its proper grim after the adrenaline stops pumping
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>friends live with housemates in a flatshare
>friends live in their gf's house
>you live with your parents and spend most of your time on your own
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>>58729128
how'd you know lad
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why do I spaghetti out so much on phone calls

got a call from a female coursemate about course related subject and got all short of breath
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rip lids

can't be arsed to move to charge it
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just gone orange lads
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>>58729225
oh dare
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>>58729182
Then comes the cuddles :3
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want to suck off an entire american football team. would be a fucking dream orgasm
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>>58729203
18 is still young, give it another couple of years
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>>58729139

Same, except I'm 19.

At least we're not going bald right?

Going bald is a much worse fate.
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ohh give me dah little fucking ass come here
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hit my oneitis for texting her bf during our talk
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>>58729225
arigatou senpai
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>>58729137
Afraid not, only just remembered because that lad last thread made a kpop vocaroo.
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>>58729225
charge up, nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZx5WXwNUVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZx5WXwNUVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZx5WXwNUVM
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>>58729181
fuck you

i wasnt overly nice or any of the things that get you friendzoned
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>>58729210
>mfw my uni lecturer phoned up to talk about my dissertation
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>tfw acne

Oh well at least I don't get dry skin
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if a girl loves audi cars it usually means she's a slag right?
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>>58729210
used to happen to me so I got a job in a call centre, probably did more than anything else to improve my confidence
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>>58729061
I'm 38 and have only just been able to grow a beard
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>>58729298
think he wanted to diddle your bellend m8
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redpill me on this british brand

I'm working for them
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>flir on an SMG
lads..
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Can scratching your hair a lot make you start balding?
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>>58729317
>tfw making the first call of the day in the call centre
going to make an image for this give me a few minutes
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>>58729271
>>58729139
if it's any comfort, i'm 26 and started going grey at 18 and it's not gotten much worse. it's still barely noticeable
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>>58729272
>you will never win a Fanny award
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>>58729371
never heard of them
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I want to fuck her.
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>>58729317
>giving the job centre your number

Rookie mistake
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>>58729371
never heard of them
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Really want a cuppa, but can't be arsed to get up
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It's weird there are still people who call people that choose to eat healthy, "hipsters" .
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fit fukin bird asked to see me knob last night aha. was absolutely fukin wankered though so knew i couldnt get me bellend hard haha

mates jezza and dave ended up pulling two slags with hairy fannies. absolute fucking legends them
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>>58729139
>Tfw gf says if I go grey young which I am doing I'll look really hot
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>>58729371
WTF
why my flag is showing america's flag?
I'm not american !!
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>>58729282
Too bad, maybe some time I will be drunk enough to sing one myself
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>>58729371
they make loads of cleaning shit and are owned by an indian
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>>58729426
don't worry lad, just another decade or two and there'll be a robot to make it for you and bring it to you
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>tfw no guns
How do I off myself without fucking it up?
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>>58729399
Not any comfort, got a brother a few years older than me and he has a lot of greys

Will probably dye it in a few months
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>>58729454
What song will you sing? pretty sure he sang a red velvet song
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>>58729415
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UK became more middle class than working class in 2000, data shows
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>>58729437
mozhbit v rossiya
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7c0mYQcdW0

its up
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>>58729481
Asphyxiation wank

if you do this, you can die happy
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>>58729272
ohhh yeah u like dat yeah yeah u like that in your little ass yeah cock in your pretty little ass uh
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>>58729481
jump off the Q1 tower
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the life of a wageslave
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>>58729517
If anything it would be Twice
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>>58729530
millennials are almost all middle class
we need a war to set them straight
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Hi there! I'm currently taking a break from school, and about to move back to the Pioneer Valley.
I'm a college student in western Massachusetts studying radical leftist, anti-capitalist politics. Anarcho-communism, feminism, and body positivity are what I'm super passionate about. As you can tell, I'm a fat babe and proud of it. That's not going to change. If you don't like my fatness I'm not the person for you, so don't bother wasting your time.
I do a lot of activism at my school, particularly around body positivity, and dismantling the Prison Industrial Complex.
As a white cis person, I'm continuing to learn and try to stand in solidarity with people of color and trans people.
Complete Taurus. I'm not sure if I believe in astrology, but Taurus is a pretty accurate description of me, haha.
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>>58729580
is that brave new world?
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>>58729530
BASED BLAIR
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im a bender
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>>58729592
>not being middle class
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>>58729502
If I get heaps more grey hairs I'm not even gonna bother dying it, blokes with grey hair don't look that bad.

>>58729481
Why kill yourself ;o
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>>58729605
I can understand the statues but how did they get that fat honker off the sphynx
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>>58729605
my willy in the middle
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which region/state would you live in if you had to live in the US?
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Why is everyone mad at Ken Livingstone? All he said was hitler wanted to move the all the jews to israel right? Did he support the MP who wanted to move all the jews to america?
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>its up
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alright lads. just had my leechblock lift its cucking lock on my browsing habits and now I can browse 4chan for this evening. what's been happening lately?
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I've had 2 patches of grey hair since I was 5 2bh
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>>58729634
>class systems outside the UK
you dont know what youre chatting about m8
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When a car is labelled as 'franchise' on autotrader what does it mean?
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>>58729674
waheeeyyyyyyyyy
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>>58729672
Probably NYC
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>>58729672
A New England state, North California or somewhere comfy from Blue Ruin, no idea where that was filmed but I think somewhere in the Appalachians
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eating cereal lads

can't wait until i finish so i can drink the yummy cereal milk
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>>58729679
i want working class scum to leave
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>>58729637
>why kill yourself
Can't be fucked going to Uni in a few hours.
I wish I could win the lottery or something so I can be free
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>>58729642
heard something before about napoleon blowing the nose off the sphinx with a cannon or whatever
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>>58729700
NYC is dirty, expensive, dangerous, and full of niggers and yuppies.
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>>58729672
I've heard california knows how to party
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>>58729586
i'll look forward to it
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>>58729693
seller is a business rather than some guy who wants to flog his old astra
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decided to move
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>>58729672

PNW
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>>58729672
Colorado
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>>58729736
That's not the only thing Napoleon blew, the little French bender.
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>>58729734
you're literally prepared to kill yourself just to avoid going to uni today?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cdUDNuf3_o

transvestites - mandem in disguise
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>>58729709
Virginia.

Good film desu, good taste
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>>58729766
the hero your phone needed
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>>58729742
Please do, I'll be honing my singing skills
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>>58729737
Yeah but I liked it when I visited it. I did stay in Manhattan of course though
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>>58729672
jersey
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>>58729797
laptop desu
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>>58729798
very poor physique
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got that nice arsey smell on my fingers
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>>58729798

that will never satisfy a girl. soz.
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>>58729734

Haha sucker!

I'm a NEET btw :)
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>>58729798
tiny and you've got a nasty gut senpai
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>>58729605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nySOKjkENOQ
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>>58729770
>>58729771
Very good lads. not from there but love both of these

>>58729809
bad lad
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>>58729798
where's the other half?
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>>58729814
wtf
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>>58729764
So more expensive but trustworthy?
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>>58729858
what
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the sheer size of the US is amazing, its like a continent
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>>58729837
>bad lad
bad lad
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>>58729798
Not a bad looking willy T.B.H. Some girls really don't care about the size as long as you are good with your tongue anyway. And if you'd consider being a bottom, that's a pretty good looking peepee.
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>>58729858
"""""laptop"""""

It's a tablet with a keyboard attached
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>>58729835
jesus christ.
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>>58729858
ikr

fucking loser
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>>58729868
arr rook same
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Who feels hopeless here?
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>>58729798
More? ;3 I would suck it and cuddle you afterwards.
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>>58729835
>1453
>thats when the europeans began to come back in ower
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>>58729873
Russia and Canada are larger, China is roughly the same size and Australia and Brazil are nearly as large.

Still though, they're all fucking huge compared to puny European countries
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>>58729672
Quite like to try any where on the west coast.
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>watching program about poor youth in some northern english shithole living in a YMCA
>one of the girls is mid 20s and already has 4 kids
>they all got taken away from her by the state
>she doesn't work, has never worked, and is clearly fucked in the head
>the government pays for her flat and gives her bennies

why is this allowed? I mean I understand giving money to single mothers, but giving money to someone who has never even paid into the system and has no children, I don't get it. Do people in britain even have to work anymore?
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is the new World Trade Center in NYC better than the old one?
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>>58729835
The Angles and Saxons were a bunch of black men from Denmark and Saxony, it all makes sense now!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUEN1ZuDSMg

watch this or forever sentence your pineal gland to a "life" of entombment within a thick calcium crust
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>>58729877
>bad lad
>bad lad

Good lad
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>>58729782
too many normalfags
>>58729829
nice, government bux?
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>>58729672
VERMONT
T
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>>58729882
>>58729913
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>>58729672
i'd just stay out from between these lines. because that's where the sun will kill me and the people go feral because of it
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>>58729946
ye, but less iconic
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Is there such thing as eyebrow surgery
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at my parents house
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>>58729941
They've actually been clamping down on that recently, but yeah in the 90s and 2000s you could literally just pump out babies and get shitloads of money from the government

Or claim disability for years and do fuck all
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pissed off now

might not bother going out
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just want a nice gf lads
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left on the plane
came on a boat
three hundred chains
came in her throat
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>>58730005
imagine being circumcised
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>>58729835
glad somebody is teaching the truth
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>>58729972
Not even, I still live with my mum.

I'm going to apply for shitty jobs today.
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>>58730005
>cut
sorry for you lad, looks very dry and insensitive
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>>58729980
pffft

>inb4 i7
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>>58729932
Boring

Those countries are either poor as shit or mostly uninhabited, or both

America is interesting because its developed, wealthy, built up, has different climates, different geography, and slightly different cultures
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Imagine having a small willy lmfao.
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>>58730026
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>>58730057
have an i7 4790k on my desktop

just don't bring it to uni with me anymore
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>>58730019

what I don't get is why she still gets money even though her children were taken away from her by the government. it's like she's getting paid child benefits for children she doesn't even have to care for.
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>>58730064
Australia is based tbf

But I know what you mean
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>>58729466
he's not the owner but the ceo
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>>58730082
Young Trump?
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>Henry VIII was a black man, that's why his dad was a white man from fucking Wales and his mum from London
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Jealous, NEETs? ;)
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>>58730109
Australia has a tiny population, literally all looks the same, is boring as fuck and 90% uninhabitable

The US is literally the most interesting country in the world
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>>58730105
Probably because she's incapable of working, it's called Disability Living Allowance
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>>58730138
me on the left
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>>58730129
delet this
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>>58730142
should take that bonus and give it to the junior doctors desu
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>>58730142
>Mechanical Turk
>Turk
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>>58730025
ffs m8 I've just arrived with the ping pongs
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>>58730142
bloody bankers bonuses
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>>58730142
BONUSES
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Being circumsised is fucking ridiculous and its sucks that I was mutilated at birth

Obviously doesn't affect the orgasm but wanking clearly has to be way better with foreskin

Not cutting my kids.
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>>58730129
mate... do you mind deleting this one?
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>>58730025
what happened
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>>58730142
give it to the soldiers
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new flag of Britain
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>>58730203
Why do people even get it done if they aren't jewish?
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>>58730169
>>58730225
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Baby got ass like a trumpet
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>>58730266
its an american meme that started to try deter boys from wanking
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decided against drinking that beer

saving it for next friday
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>Go around nans house for a visit
>Go to leave
>See there's something in her front garden
>It's £100 worth of epson printer + scanner
>She says she was hopping the scrap men would take it

Long story short I've got myself a new printer.
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>>58730182
>>58730227
person i was supposed to be going with turned up and fucked off already without telling me

it's fucking 9pm i thought we'd be going at like 11pm

might just turn up later or something and meet him in there fuck knows
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>>58730304
I think Mr Kellog Corn Flakes started it, or at least had a hand in it
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>>58730266
Not sure. but its even worse that there is a stigma against uncut cocks too

I remember everyone always bantered a kid in school because we knew he was uncircumsised. Called him the hooded one

American girls act like they are gross too even though they have no idea.
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>tfw will never be able to afford this whilst i'm young

want to drive around and show it off to my (non-existent) friends
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>>58730329
>Called him the hooded one
kek
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>>58730321
bit rude of him

go heem him
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>>58730325
yeah thats what I heard
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>>58730320
Owning a printer is like owning a car

Ink cartridges cost more than human blood nowadays
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>>58730272
okay that's fine. next time the uk has a tragedy I'll be sure to senselessly ridicule it here.
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>>58730329
>the hooded one
top nickname desu
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>>58730142
this is what all work will be like in the future (when we leave the EU)
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business idea: fill empty ink cartridges with my blood and sell them for a profit
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Does Kev know about /brit/?
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>>58730359
nah might just be a girl about it and act really cold and blunt to him tomorrow
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>>58730320
enthralling read
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>>58730381

9/11 happened in 2001 not 2016 you stupid cunt.
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>>58730357
>>58730383
yeah he ran with it and made it his gamertag desu
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Business idea: Fill my body with ink instead of blood and sell it at a premium to hospitals
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POTUS
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>>58730421
good lass
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>>58730459
obama was a good president and seems like a cool guy desu

much better than hillary or trump will be
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business idea: go octopush fishing and sell their ink to HP
>>
Business idea: pick a contagious lethal disease, infect myself with it, spread it to my enemies naturally or through syringes filled with my blood
>>
>>58730346
The Mk1s are better lad
>>
Para para pare
Bere bere bere
>>
>>58730459
is that obama? looks too dark
>>
>>58730498
he has a movie coming out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erpUF2ToUls
>>
>>58730498
Thanks Barry for coming to /brit/ but can you please stop telling us how to vote in the referendum?
>>
>>58730501
octopus*

octopush is something else
>>
Business idea: wank all over HP's office and demand compensation
>>
>>58730434
what, you think we aren't still feeling the effects of it today? just remember the towers everytime you get a patdown at the airport or are never allowed to see your pilot.
>>
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The ex just sent me this.
>>
>>58730543
he does have bad uk relations thats true
>>
>>58730568
What's her name?
>>
>>58730568
Tell her that's good news for Chris
>>
post stuff with american girls bullying european boys
>>
Business idea: pass time at work tomorrow by repeatedly wanking to eastern european women in the bathroom
>>
>>58730568
tell her to fuck off lad
>>
>>58730568
FUCK OFF FONT NORMIE TWAT CUNT
>>
>>58730531
thats him and his crazy mum
>>
>>58730585
Does it matter?
>>
>>58730564
business idea: cut waiting times for security at airports simply by banning pakis from flying
>>
>>58730574
2bh would want Cruz as president because he seems to like the UK if anything.
>>
>>58730628
It might give me some satisfaction
>>
>>58730568
you need to tell her to fuck off mate. dont play her game.
>>
business idea: buy influence with downing street
>>
>>58730568
>this girl i know just broke up with her boyfriend, called chris

fugg
where do you live
>>
>>58730459
me and the wifes son
>>
>>58730637
trump is a muh heritage fag, he would be better for us
>>
>>58730568
fuck and dump
>>
>>58730637
Trump loves the UK though
>>
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>>58730568
get back together with her, surely it will work out this time.
>>
>>58730637
its going to be trump vs hillary with trump winning m8
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>tfw no qt Zombie gf
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Grime is literally just bad rap with a worse excuse
>>
>>58730568
call here a fucknigga
>>
who ate all the pies? (it was me)
>>
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I may endeavour to roll a spliff lads
>>
>>58730676
whats her name
>>
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>>58730716
>>
Unironically hate myself
>>
>>58730755
her*
>>
>>58730768
it was me wiley
top boy riddims they are made by me
>>
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CHRIS YOU FUCKING LEGEND
>>
>>58730798
>Trump climbs 4% in one fucking day

expect this to continue
>>
>>58730716
I know.
>>58730708
Does he?
>>
>>58730787
alice
>>
>>58730818
haha
>>
OWWWW

ATE TOO MUCH CEREAL

NOW I HAVE A TUMMY ACHE

:(
>>
seeing how my sister treats lads makes me realise that i don't really want a gf tbqh
>>
>>58730830
It rises and falls

He's been at that for ages

That's just the Republican nomination, doesn't actually mean anything
>>
>>58730818
dropped
>>
>>58730839
damn
>>
Think it's worth buying GTA V again for $41 lads?

Been missing it since I sold my old xbox a couple years ago
>>
>>58730835
His mum is Scottish
>>
>>58730835
He does, he said himself that's the only reason he owns property in the UK
>>
going to be a clinton presidency

very nice 2bh
>>
business idea: buy influence with quality street
>>
>>58730872
wew
do you live in morecambe
>>
>>58730874
buy it for pc
>>
>>58730798
based Trump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLa9YxV1Xps
>>
>tfw inevitable Clinton presidency

So
Fucking
Boring
>>
>>58730676
I live in Kent.
She lives in Arkansas.
Chris lives in Aus
>>
>>58730909
no I was hoping it was someone else
>>
>>58730913
Don't have a good enough PC for any serious gaming anymore. Just a ps4 and this laptop.
>>
business idea: buy influence with celebrations
>>
>>58730568
THIS >>58730605
>>
>>58730798
ah yes that famous reputable site electionbettingodds.com
>>
>>58730925
boring is good 2bh
>>
>>58730874
That's not a good deal, man.
Just pirate that shit
>>
should have bought some drink for tonight

bah
>>
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>watching pegging videos
>guy screaming like he's giving birth from a standard 6 inch strap-on
>>
>>58730929
the fuck
>>
*brushes teeth intensely*
YES
>>
literally going to place a couple hundred on Trump winning the entire thing
>>
>>58730979
>famous reputable site
It collects info from betting sites then puts them through some algorithm

Its been correct on pretty much every state so far so it will be correct on the presidency

Fucking idiot
>>
>>58730818
>talking to you about fucking dom shit she does with her (ex)bf

drop that cunt
>>
>>58731016
She loves LDRs
>>
business idea: exchange goods and services for money
>>
>>58731024
Don't, you'll lose

See >>58731027
>>
Going to get a sake kitkat and find some lemonade or something
>>
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kpop
>>
>>58731024
well that's a very silly idea

safe bet's on Clinton

>>58731069
that'll never work
>>
>>58731069
It'll never catch on

I'm out
>>
>>58730916
Nigger music is fucking horrendous

British youths unironically consume this trash
>>
>>58731092
IU is a top slag
>>
>>58731109

>trash

fuck off yank
>>
>>58731089
edit: getting crisps instead
>>
business idea: set up a ponzi scheme
>>
gonna go later on my own baka and meet them there
>>
>>58731027
>It collects info from betting sites
>This site's odds are entirely from the site Betfair.com
"Fucking idiot"
>>
>>58731007
It's still $59.99 or $50.00ish everywhere else.

Looking to get it on ps4, don't do PC gaming anymore.
>>
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>when you do a silent fart around people and it stinks
>>
>>58731176
>>58731176

>>58731176

>>58731176

>>58731176

>>58731176


nEW
>>
>>58731014
link
>>
>>58731069
That's never gonna work. Be reasonable.
>>
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this is punishment for the thread spam early you fucking idiots
>>
er
>>
had it up to here with this janitorial fella
>>
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he's just taking the piss now
>157 posts
>>
>page 6

Are you fucking retards blind or retarded
>>
B A N K H O L I D A Y
A
S
E
D

http://www.strawpoll.me/10104197

http://www.strawpoll.me/10104197

http://www.strawpoll.me/10104197
>>
JANNY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE
>>
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FOR
R
E
E
>>
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>>58732573
oh fuck just unfolded it and it's a just RCs

one bag of RC benzos and 2 bags of 3-fpm lmao

weird desu, didn't think many people would know about them
>>
he is NOT happy
>>
Odds play vidya
Evens stay here and shitpost
Zero go to bed
>>
One day i'm going to spark out of the janny. fat cunt
>>
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this is DISCRIMINATION
>>
janny going absolutely mental
>>
>>58732751
good peepee
>>
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>>58732768
You lay one finger on are janny and I'll come down on you like a ton of bricks, sonny jim.
>>
>>58732720
>siding with the world record hot pocket consumer
>>
reminder kurds are white
>>
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>>
>>58732851
rasheed
>>
>>58732825
oh aye???
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7_Rc7m_smQ

Absolute kevin of a choon lads
>>
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>reminder kurds are white
>>
>>58732892
fuck off paki
>>
So...
>>
love driving a couple mph slow in the fast lane. desu. pisses people right off.

who /irl troll/ here
>>
Fucking hate the Janny fat jobsworth cunt

Just because that paki nonce was denied his visa to England he's swinging his dick about here thinking he's the fucking big I am

Wasteman
>>
>>58732880
he's only doing this because you did it earlier
>>
>>58732942
Punish them
>>
>>58732942
well said pal
>>
>>58732892
Rasheed.
>>
>>58732880
think I'll go for a walk instead
>>
>>58730568
if you are 100% super duper ultra positive you're not emotionally attached to her anymore you should try to get your dick sucked

otherwise block her and move on
>>
>>58732892
>>58732923
rasheeds are in full force
>>
did a new
>>58732960
>>58732960>>58732960>>58732960
>>
>>58732934
pricks like you should have their licences revoked
>>
>>58732942
>jobsworth

Love that word desu
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PECk9A-07Pw
>>
GET IN HERE

>>58733057
>>58733057
>>58733057
>>58733057
>>58733057
>>
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>so kevin what jobs have you applied to this past fortnight?
>oh, a janitorial position? That's great! Where abouts? An office? A school?
>oh an internet website. Quite impressive. Does it pay well?
>>
>>58733133
I 'm driving the speed limit.
>>
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Didn't seed that torrent one bit lads
>>
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>>58733228
>>
>Error: Specified thread does not exist.
laughter_explosion.webm
>>
wew
>>
>>58733228
why would anyone ever. seeding= paying for it
>>
Haven't even got past the opening paragraphs and I already can't take this film seriously
>>
>>58733228
bad lad
>>
Saving my high quality posts for the new thread.
>>
>>58733302
>>58733329
I normally seed to 1.00 ratio

there was bare mans on that one though, would be like pissing in an ocean
>>
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gonna start drinking and making some bombs (not actual like boom boom bombs, or drugs either, detective) and try get in the mood to go out
>>
>>58733312
Mr Pavel, I am CIA
>>
>>58733386
rasheed
>>
in here lads, quick
>>58733356>>58733356>>58733356


>>58733356>>58733356>>58733356
>>
had a guy behind me who was racing to his work. screamed something as he went past on the left but couldn't hear since the windows were up lmao
>>
>>58733421
You're doing God's work lad.
>>
ripping some amazing farts tonight lads.
>>
>>58733386
>bombs
You're gonna get V& m8
>>
>paragraphs in a film
wat
>>
>this will look great on my CV!
>>
>>58733493
what are you chatting about senpai?
>>
>>58733493
star wars
>>
>>58733531

see >>58733312
>>
>>58733584
i refuse to
>>
i don't even know what filters as senpai.

t. new
>>
new?
>>
>>58733712
yes, you are

*high fives myself*
>>
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>>58733743
fucc off m8 i've been here for years
>>
>>58733799
oh it's you

nice one
>>
>>58733836
wew
>>
>>58733799
i hope my legs get this big one day
>>
>>58733969
would like that no homo
>>
>>58733969
nice x
>>
janny, I hate you

you don't do your job properly
>>
HE
>>
hot pockets, cut the shit
i want to post
>>
sick of this now
>page 8
what does he want from us
>>
JANNY ON A MAD 'UN
>>
>>58734245
theres 15 pages
>>
janny is real mad
>>
Put aside the rhetoric and post a non-provocative /brit/ thread, lads.
>>
what rules has /brit/ broken?
>>
COULDNT WRITE IT
>>
>>58734273
there's 10 on /int/ and the rule is page 8
>>
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>admin advertises for new janitors
>act surprised when new janitor follows the rules to the letter to curry favour

Are you people stupid or what?
>>
>Tell girl I kinda wanna shag I'll be up all night if she wants to talk
>I'm really going to bed in about ten minutes.

Who else /devilish/?
>>
got a pooey bottom
>>
NEW
>>58734301
>>58734301
>>58734301
>>
people who like anime probably had no father figure growing up.
>>
not a fan of the jannys persecution of brits
>>
literally howling at janny rn

wtf is he doing
>>
>>58734345
>>58734345
>>58734345
new

>>58734344
fuck off
>>
>>58734344
Inb4 janny deletes it
>>
>>58734325
What's the end game of a Janny

Do they aspire to be mods?

Incredibly pathetic
>>
In here lads

>>58734301

>>58734301

>>58734301
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