crayon pop
maisie
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>edition in the subject
another quiet weekend in then lads?
>>58728891
This.
Didn't drink it on Friday
Just really feel like a beer
Is this the start of alcoholism
>>58728984
I gotta squad fulla killa's
A squad fulla killa's
A squad fulla killa's
A squad fulla killa's
I gotta squad fulla killa's
A squad fulla killa's
A squad fulla killa's
I gotta squad fulla killa's
We play wit tec's just like drums
You're boys, they'll run
Yo bitch she a bore
I want the top and the gum
I gotta squad fulla killa's
A squad fulla killa's
A squad fulla killa's
I gotta squad fulla killa's
kpop desu
:stopmusic:
>>58729007
No you fucking normie
Need a strong lad to stretch my tight virgin boipussy and breed me ;)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EAcWMrOues
Lads I'm 18 and can only grow a goatee
I've heard of people only being able to grow beards at like 36, do I still have hope
>>58728999
i actually went out last night, first time this year I think
>>58729007
Forgot pic lol
Why don't you like homosexuals?
Kyary perfection
dont know if I can take much more of this lads
>>58729024
are you the one that sang a kpop song in vocaroo a few weeks back?
>>58728999
it's never quiet when i'm with my mates on /brit/
Kyary
>>58729061
you'll be fine lad
>>58729094
No I must've missed that, got a link?
>20 years old
>seeing lots of grey hairs
JUST
>>58728999
wasted it talking to some cunt who wants to be 'just friends'
>>58728930
CALM DOWN DAVID MAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Zot1i7bJk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u4GS2gHQV4
Wonder what it feels like to have a lad cum a massive load inside your arse
Nice I bet haha
>>58729142
FRIEND ZONED LOL
>>58729151
maybe at the time but I reckon its proper grim after the adrenaline stops pumping
>friends live with housemates in a flatshare
>friends live in their gf's house
>you live with your parents and spend most of your time on your own
>>58729128
how'd you know lad
why do I spaghetti out so much on phone calls
got a call from a female coursemate about course related subject and got all short of breath
rip lids
can't be arsed to move to charge it
just gone orange lads
>>58729225
oh dare
>>58729182
Then comes the cuddles :3
want to suck off an entire american football team. would be a fucking dream orgasm
>>58729203
18 is still young, give it another couple of years
>>58729139
Same, except I'm 19.
At least we're not going bald right?
Going bald is a much worse fate.
ohh give me dah little fucking ass come here
hit my oneitis for texting her bf during our talk
>>58729225
arigatou senpai
>>58729137
Afraid not, only just remembered because that lad last thread made a kpop vocaroo.
>>58729225
charge up, nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZx5WXwNUVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZx5WXwNUVM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZx5WXwNUVM
>>58729181
fuck you
i wasnt overly nice or any of the things that get you friendzoned
>>58729210
>mfw my uni lecturer phoned up to talk about my dissertation
>tfw acne
Oh well at least I don't get dry skin
if a girl loves audi cars it usually means she's a slag right?
>>58729210
used to happen to me so I got a job in a call centre, probably did more than anything else to improve my confidence
>>58729061
I'm 38 and have only just been able to grow a beard
>>58729298
think he wanted to diddle your bellend m8
redpill me on this british brand
I'm working for them
>flir on an SMG
lads..
Can scratching your hair a lot make you start balding?
>>58729317
>tfw making the first call of the day in the call centre
going to make an image for this give me a few minutes
>>58729271
>>58729139
if it's any comfort, i'm 26 and started going grey at 18 and it's not gotten much worse. it's still barely noticeable
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/35oZJJC.jpg "large[1].jpg")
>>58729272
>you will never win a Fanny award
>>58729371
never heard of them
I want to fuck her.
>>58729317
>giving the job centre your number
Rookie mistake
>>58729371
never heard of them
Really want a cuppa, but can't be arsed to get up
It's weird there are still people who call people that choose to eat healthy, "hipsters" .
fit fukin bird asked to see me knob last night aha. was absolutely fukin wankered though so knew i couldnt get me bellend hard haha
mates jezza and dave ended up pulling two slags with hairy fannies. absolute fucking legends them
>>58729139
>Tfw gf says if I go grey young which I am doing I'll look really hot
>>58729371
WTF
why my flag is showing america's flag?
I'm not american !!
>>58729282
Too bad, maybe some time I will be drunk enough to sing one myself
>>58729371
they make loads of cleaning shit and are owned by an indian
>>58729426
don't worry lad, just another decade or two and there'll be a robot to make it for you and bring it to you
>tfw no guns
How do I off myself without fucking it up?
>>58729399
Not any comfort, got a brother a few years older than me and he has a lot of greys
Will probably dye it in a few months
>>58729454
What song will you sing? pretty sure he sang a red velvet song
>>58729415
UK became more middle class than working class in 2000, data shows
>>58729437
mozhbit v rossiya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7c0mYQcdW0
its up
>>58729481
Asphyxiation wank
if you do this, you can die happy
>>58729272
ohhh yeah u like dat yeah yeah u like that in your little ass yeah cock in your pretty little ass uh
>>58729481
jump off the Q1 tower
the life of a wageslave
>>58729517
If anything it would be Twice
>>58729530
millennials are almost all middle class
we need a war to set them straight
Hi there! I'm currently taking a break from school, and about to move back to the Pioneer Valley.
I'm a college student in western Massachusetts studying radical leftist, anti-capitalist politics. Anarcho-communism, feminism, and body positivity are what I'm super passionate about. As you can tell, I'm a fat babe and proud of it. That's not going to change. If you don't like my fatness I'm not the person for you, so don't bother wasting your time.
I do a lot of activism at my school, particularly around body positivity, and dismantling the Prison Industrial Complex.
As a white cis person, I'm continuing to learn and try to stand in solidarity with people of color and trans people.
Complete Taurus. I'm not sure if I believe in astrology, but Taurus is a pretty accurate description of me, haha.
>>58729580
is that brave new world?
>>58729530
BASED BLAIR
im a bender
>>58729592
>not being middle class
>>58729502
If I get heaps more grey hairs I'm not even gonna bother dying it, blokes with grey hair don't look that bad.
>>58729481
Why kill yourself ;o
>>58729605
I can understand the statues but how did they get that fat honker off the sphynx
>>58729605
my willy in the middle
which region/state would you live in if you had to live in the US?
Why is everyone mad at Ken Livingstone? All he said was hitler wanted to move the all the jews to israel right? Did he support the MP who wanted to move all the jews to america?
>its up
alright lads. just had my leechblock lift its cucking lock on my browsing habits and now I can browse 4chan for this evening. what's been happening lately?
I've had 2 patches of grey hair since I was 5 2bh
>>58729634
>class systems outside the UK
you dont know what youre chatting about m8
When a car is labelled as 'franchise' on autotrader what does it mean?
>>58729674
waheeeyyyyyyyyy
>>58729672
Probably NYC
>>58729672
A New England state, North California or somewhere comfy from Blue Ruin, no idea where that was filmed but I think somewhere in the Appalachians
eating cereal lads
can't wait until i finish so i can drink the yummy cereal milk
>>58729679
i want working class scum to leave
>>58729637
>why kill yourself
Can't be fucked going to Uni in a few hours.
I wish I could win the lottery or something so I can be free
>>58729642
heard something before about napoleon blowing the nose off the sphinx with a cannon or whatever
>>58729700
NYC is dirty, expensive, dangerous, and full of niggers and yuppies.
>>58729672
I've heard california knows how to party
>>58729586
i'll look forward to it
>>58729693
seller is a business rather than some guy who wants to flog his old astra
decided to move
>>58729672
PNW
>>58729672
Colorado
>>58729736
That's not the only thing Napoleon blew, the little French bender.
>>58729734
you're literally prepared to kill yourself just to avoid going to uni today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cdUDNuf3_o
transvestites - mandem in disguise
>>58729709
Virginia.
Good film desu, good taste
>>58729766
the hero your phone needed
>>58729742
Please do, I'll be honing my singing skills
>>58729737
Yeah but I liked it when I visited it. I did stay in Manhattan of course though
>>58729672
jersey
>>58729797
laptop desu
>>58729798
very poor physique
got that nice arsey smell on my fingers
>>58729798
that will never satisfy a girl. soz.
>>58729734
Haha sucker!
I'm a NEET btw :)
>>58729798
tiny and you've got a nasty gut senpai
>>58729605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nySOKjkENOQ
>>58729770
>>58729771
Very good lads. not from there but love both of these
>>58729809
bad lad
>>58729798
where's the other half?
>>58729814
wtf
>>58729764
So more expensive but trustworthy?
>>58729858
what
the sheer size of the US is amazing, its like a continent
>>58729837
>bad lad
bad lad
>>58729798
Not a bad looking willy T.B.H. Some girls really don't care about the size as long as you are good with your tongue anyway. And if you'd consider being a bottom, that's a pretty good looking peepee.
>>58729858
"""""laptop"""""
It's a tablet with a keyboard attached
>>58729835
jesus christ.
>>58729858
ikr
fucking loser
>>58729868
arr rook same
Who feels hopeless here?
>>58729798
More? ;3 I would suck it and cuddle you afterwards.
>>58729835
>1453
>thats when the europeans began to come back in ower
>>58729873
Russia and Canada are larger, China is roughly the same size and Australia and Brazil are nearly as large.
Still though, they're all fucking huge compared to puny European countries
>>58729672
Quite like to try any where on the west coast.
>watching program about poor youth in some northern english shithole living in a YMCA
>one of the girls is mid 20s and already has 4 kids
>they all got taken away from her by the state
>she doesn't work, has never worked, and is clearly fucked in the head
>the government pays for her flat and gives her bennies
why is this allowed? I mean I understand giving money to single mothers, but giving money to someone who has never even paid into the system and has no children, I don't get it. Do people in britain even have to work anymore?
is the new World Trade Center in NYC better than the old one?
>>58729835
The Angles and Saxons were a bunch of black men from Denmark and Saxony, it all makes sense now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUEN1ZuDSMg
watch this or forever sentence your pineal gland to a "life" of entombment within a thick calcium crust
>>58729877
>bad lad
>bad lad
Good lad
>>58729782
too many normalfags
>>58729829
nice, government bux?
>>58729672
VERMONT
T
>>58729882
>>58729913
>>58729672
i'd just stay out from between these lines. because that's where the sun will kill me and the people go feral because of it
>>58729946
ye, but less iconic
Is there such thing as eyebrow surgery
at my parents house
>>58729941
They've actually been clamping down on that recently, but yeah in the 90s and 2000s you could literally just pump out babies and get shitloads of money from the government
Or claim disability for years and do fuck all
pissed off now
might not bother going out
just want a nice gf lads
left on the plane
came on a boat
three hundred chains
came in her throat
>>58730005
imagine being circumcised
>>58729835
glad somebody is teaching the truth
>>58729972
Not even, I still live with my mum.
I'm going to apply for shitty jobs today.
>>58730005
>cut
sorry for you lad, looks very dry and insensitive
>>58729980
pffft
>inb4 i7
>>58729932
Boring
Those countries are either poor as shit or mostly uninhabited, or both
America is interesting because its developed, wealthy, built up, has different climates, different geography, and slightly different cultures
Imagine having a small willy lmfao.
>>58730026
>>58730057
have an i7 4790k on my desktop
just don't bring it to uni with me anymore
>>58730019
what I don't get is why she still gets money even though her children were taken away from her by the government. it's like she's getting paid child benefits for children she doesn't even have to care for.
>>58730064
Australia is based tbf
But I know what you mean
>>58729466
he's not the owner but the ceo
>>58730082
Young Trump?
>Henry VIII was a black man, that's why his dad was a white man from fucking Wales and his mum from London
Jealous, NEETs? ;)
>>58730109
Australia has a tiny population, literally all looks the same, is boring as fuck and 90% uninhabitable
The US is literally the most interesting country in the world
>>58730105
Probably because she's incapable of working, it's called Disability Living Allowance
>>58730138
me on the left
>>58730129
delet this
>>58730142
should take that bonus and give it to the junior doctors desu
>>58730142
>Mechanical Turk
>Turk
>>58730025
ffs m8 I've just arrived with the ping pongs
>>58730142
bloody bankers bonuses
>>58730142
BONUSES
Being circumsised is fucking ridiculous and its sucks that I was mutilated at birth
Obviously doesn't affect the orgasm but wanking clearly has to be way better with foreskin
Not cutting my kids.
>>58730129
mate... do you mind deleting this one?
>>58730025
what happened
>>58730142
give it to the soldiers
new flag of Britain
>>58730203
Why do people even get it done if they aren't jewish?
>>58730169
>>58730225
Baby got ass like a trumpet
>>58730266
its an american meme that started to try deter boys from wanking
decided against drinking that beer
saving it for next friday
>Go around nans house for a visit
>Go to leave
>See there's something in her front garden
>It's £100 worth of epson printer + scanner
>She says she was hopping the scrap men would take it
Long story short I've got myself a new printer.
>>58730182
>>58730227
person i was supposed to be going with turned up and fucked off already without telling me
it's fucking 9pm i thought we'd be going at like 11pm
might just turn up later or something and meet him in there fuck knows
>>58730304
I think Mr Kellog Corn Flakes started it, or at least had a hand in it
>>58730266
Not sure. but its even worse that there is a stigma against uncut cocks too
I remember everyone always bantered a kid in school because we knew he was uncircumsised. Called him the hooded one
American girls act like they are gross too even though they have no idea.
>tfw will never be able to afford this whilst i'm young
want to drive around and show it off to my (non-existent) friends
>>58730329
>Called him the hooded one
kek
>>58730321
bit rude of him
go heem him
>>58730325
yeah thats what I heard
>>58730320
Owning a printer is like owning a car
Ink cartridges cost more than human blood nowadays
>>58730272
okay that's fine. next time the uk has a tragedy I'll be sure to senselessly ridicule it here.
>>58730329
>the hooded one
top nickname desu
>>58730142
this is what all work will be like in the future (when we leave the EU)
business idea: fill empty ink cartridges with my blood and sell them for a profit
Does Kev know about /brit/?
>>58730359
nah might just be a girl about it and act really cold and blunt to him tomorrow
>>58730320
enthralling read
>>58730381
9/11 happened in 2001 not 2016 you stupid cunt.
>>58730357
>>58730383
yeah he ran with it and made it his gamertag desu
Business idea: Fill my body with ink instead of blood and sell it at a premium to hospitals
POTUS
>>58730421
good lass
>>58730459
obama was a good president and seems like a cool guy desu
much better than hillary or trump will be
business idea: go octopush fishing and sell their ink to HP
Business idea: pick a contagious lethal disease, infect myself with it, spread it to my enemies naturally or through syringes filled with my blood
>>58730346
The Mk1s are better lad
Para para pare
Bere bere bere
>>58730459
is that obama? looks too dark
>>58730498
he has a movie coming out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erpUF2ToUls
>>58730498
Thanks Barry for coming to /brit/ but can you please stop telling us how to vote in the referendum?
>>58730501
octopus*
octopush is something else
Business idea: wank all over HP's office and demand compensation
>>58730434
what, you think we aren't still feeling the effects of it today? just remember the towers everytime you get a patdown at the airport or are never allowed to see your pilot.
The ex just sent me this.
>>58730543
he does have bad uk relations thats true
>>58730568
What's her name?
>>58730568
Tell her that's good news for Chris
post stuff with american girls bullying european boys
Business idea: pass time at work tomorrow by repeatedly wanking to eastern european women in the bathroom
>>58730568
tell her to fuck off lad
>>58730568
FUCK OFF FONT NORMIE TWAT CUNT
>>58730531
thats him and his crazy mum
>>58730585
Does it matter?
>>58730564
business idea: cut waiting times for security at airports simply by banning pakis from flying
>>58730574
2bh would want Cruz as president because he seems to like the UK if anything.
>>58730628
It might give me some satisfaction
>>58730568
you need to tell her to fuck off mate. dont play her game.
business idea: buy influence with downing street
>>58730568
>this girl i know just broke up with her boyfriend, called chris
fugg
where do you live
>>58730459
me and the wifes son
>>58730637
trump is a muh heritage fag, he would be better for us
>>58730568
fuck and dump
>>58730637
Trump loves the UK though
>>58730568
get back together with her, surely it will work out this time.
