You get a job offer for a well paying job in Norway. Citizenship guaranteed. And a house all set up for you.
..But it is in Finnmark.
1 Cunt.
2 Would you take it?
>>58725042
>flag
>no
>>58725042
Fuck yeah
Sounds comfy
>flag
>no fucking way
>>58725042
Ofc.
Sure
>>58725042
no way, i will die of boredom
>>58725155
What.. You don't like boating?
>>58725042
what's wrong with finnmark?
looks comfty pham
UK
No
I live in a fairly quite town and I doubt I could live somewhere that is quieter than where I live now.
>>58725042
Does it have at least 100mbit internet?
>>58725284
It's f*cking scary
>>58725042
Are there redhead girls there?
>>58725042
i've heard thats where some of your soldiers are sent on border controll
must be breddy shit to be on guard there
>>58725309
>what's wrong with finnmark?
Pic related is midday in the town of Hammerfest
I tried getting a visa to norway but they turned me down. wanted to work as a cook in one of the oil platforms
>>58725042
Can people even survive the terrible cold there?
>>58725455
what
I love finnmark now
>>58725455
And what about midnight in July there?
>>58725042
Idk it's sounds pretty comfy, is it a big house at least?
>>58725422
Well if thats not your thing then you could always take your pet crabs for a swim
If I can get a good Internet connection then yes.
>>58725459
You are not from Somalia and your name isn't Mohammed, ofc they denied you.
>>58725042
Anything to get me out of Oslo
>>58725042
Been to Tromso, pretty nice. A bit further north couldn't be that much worse
Are there qts? If so, yes.
>>58725567
They are delicious.
>>58725529
Sun never goes down and completely fuck up your sleep cycle
sure
Fuck that, snow and negative temperature all year, plus being surrounded by autistic snowniggers and eskimos, is no fun
Do I get a girl like this?
Well, it has "Finn" in the name, so probably it has good maymays :DDDD
Well paying for my country or for Norway?
I heard you guys generally even cant afford regular restaurant visiting with your big salaries there.
>>58725455
Is it more dangerous to live there than southern Norway?
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS
>>58725042
Finnmark is rightful Finnish clay
It's in the name ffs
>>58725042
>cunt
>of course
>>58725787
when did it become dangerous to live in southern Norway ?
yes
>go there
>get citizenship
>move out back to home
done deal
>>58726032
Well never I'm just asking if its more dangerous.
>>58725042
Russia
Yes
>>58725042
>flag
>if I get over 20 mb/s internet I'd take it
>>58725042
Flag
Probably. Hate my current job.
>fleg
>yes
Never experienced cold Tbh
>fag
>absolutely i was thinking of moving to tromso anyway
>>58726209
apart from the cold / less/more sun depending on the time of the year its pretty much the exact same as southern norway in case of safety
>>58725787
It's the most violent part of Norway.
>>58725042
1. Flag
2. As long as I can have at least a couple of fun guns, yes.
>>58725042
ASSpain
no thanks, I would rather enjoy the sun
>>58725765
moar pls
>>58726515
Of course as long as you're fine with being first in line against the russians.
>>58726567
i don't have any more finn mongol qts
i wish i did
>>58725765
No, but you get a mongol sami like this
>>58726443
>It's the most violent part of Norway.
oh the irony.. Bible belt in the south and russian border in the north are most violent parts of Norway..
Can't make this shit up
>>58726678
I don't quite like that particular one, can't I get mine?
>>58725781
Like what type of resturant? Typical restaurant vist for me usally cost 400 kroner (50 dollars) which is about a hour and half salary. But i have a low wage.
>>58725042
so, where is the trap?
>>58726848
Sure if you can find her here.
Would go even w/o job offer, i would just find the job myself, but i would need a house cuz it seems chilly there.
>>58725042
There's no use for money in a cold dark place.
>>58727030
I'm making my bags right now then.
I just hope she's not that much taller than me.
Are geologists in demand up there?
>>58727121
Ivan you bring the money back to ur country to live like a king for few months and go back.
Can I bring my wife?
>>58727128
No, but they are in demand on Svalbard and Jan Mayen though.
>>58726411
Driving from Tromso to Vadso (the main town) takes 11 hours. It's like driving from Skagen to Flensburg and then back to Skagen and then to Aarhus.
>>58727241
But I don't want to live in a cold island.
Who even knows if there are mongol qts up there? Probably not.
There's probably only ice elves or something.
>>58727152
What's this job then, a construction worker? No, thanks either.
>>58725787
Apart from the climate that can actually kill you there is also alot of sami people whose knifes are very loose in the sheath.
A friend of mine was up there a few months ago on a job and he told me a couple of sami guys stabbed eachother to death in a drunken brawl and it wasn't even reported in the local news since it was so common.
>>58726443
Meh, not that bad
>>58725042
Norway kind of looks like a cock
A rooster, I mean
I live in Inari, so why not?
pic related
>>58727323
That distance can be comaped with crossing Denmark almost four times with car.
Some people don't have a grip about how long the distances are in northern Norway
Questions then.
Does it have fiber internet? Here in Portugal even most villages have them available (at least in the North). With good internet I might hate less the stay.
Are the girl like the Finnish ones ?I don't mind them desu.
Would I stand out too much ?I don't want to go to countries where I don't look like a local.
I'm pale skinned but I'm not blonde nor blue eyed.
I do have a very bland face. People have called me Irish and French before.
Are people there all blonde and blue eyed?
>dfn ingen finnmark kjereste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP2Zja_-Dss
Just a heads up if move to Finmark. If Russia or possible Finland, if they finally make the connection between FINmark and FINland, invades, were gonna use scorched earth and sacrifies evryone there.
I would stay for a while and get citizenship but then I would head south
It seems like a cool experience for a few years though but I can't imagine I could live without the hot and humid American summer forever
>>58727592
Internet is bretty good up there i think. Most of Norway have fiber.
>>58725042
yes. iapplied once for trainee ship in engineering companies in Finnmark but didnt get one.
The weather is ok in the summer, we just get a lot of mosquitos. Also, one thing you maybe should take into account is that the sun doesn't set in the summer months and it doesn't rise in the winter season, so if you don't mind that.
Yes, but only temporarily. I'd just save up some nordbux for a few years.
>>58727448
>can actually kill you there is also alot of sami people whose knifes are very loose in the sheath
>>58727631
haha check video 01:33, the knifes are always ready
>>58725042
Poland
Yeah, i can even live in bunker if cash is good desu. Just give me room with internet, food and something to do (paper work will be ok).
Looking for scientist? I have good papers. I don't drink or smoke. I don't like hot climates.
>>58728021
well they are finnish blanda after all
>>58725809
this, gib ruija back to its rightful owners
>>58727758
Noice.
I have traumas of trying to get decent internet in France and Italy.
Italy still had ADSL in a shitload of places ._. .
And the "fiber" in france is lel tier.
>>58728024
Ogso jeg snakke basic norsk (bokmal) og jeg kjenne norge historien og kulturen.
>>58728021
>>58727758
What is this job?
>>58728237
FUCK OFF!
Independent Sápmi when?
1. Canadian expat
2. Gladly
>>58725042
Spain
Of course
>>58728334
>og jeg kjenne norge historien og kulturen.
did you know that there was many soldiers from Poland who fought in northern Norway against the nazis during WW2? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T23TYaVylCY
Only if it pays better then my current job. After tax pay. Benefits equal to or greater then my current ones. And the Norwegian language lessons are free on the job training.
Even then I already live in a Frigid hellhole with a well enough paying job, It better be a hell of an offer.
>ameruka
>yes
Cs major here. I'm near nocturnal.
>>58728605
Yeah i know, but you don't looking for soldiers ? :^)
>>58728458
>Be of Sápmi heritage
>Go to Helsinki to protest for more Sápmi awareness & rights
>Climb on top of a statue in central Helsinki
>Ex-president Tarja Halonen happens to walk by and asks them to come down.
>Climb down, apologize, go back to lapland.
Of fucking course. I've heard the only bad part of living there is the cold, but I never go out of my house anyway, so I'd be just there drinking some hot chocolate, reading a book while a cute Sami girl sucks my dick. Life would be perfect, lads.
>>58725042
>You get a job
yes
>>58725042
Rightful finnish clay
>>58725455
Seems comfy as fuck. Would go there as long as there was decent internet so I wouldn't develop cabin fever or something.
>>58728763
there was a documentary about it just some hours ago on norwegian TV. The polish soldiers was sent from France together with french soldiers.
>>58725042
sure no problem when do I start?
>>58728787
Independence will come sooner or later now that they have their own parliment.
A music video depicting the youths in Finnmark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7baANbAfn5s
anon is seen at 3:05
yes
yes
>>58729113
>Independence will come sooner or later
They love Oslo too much. More samis live there than anywhere else in the world
![Genghis-Khan-562802[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iPo7PnS.jpg "Genghis-Khan-562802[1].jpg")
>>58726678
She don't look like mongol
>>58729073
Yeah, polish legions.
When poland was fully occupied, they don't give up. Escaped to west with cash and gold and created own army in allies countries for their cash, they bought even own spitfires fighters...
They was fighting in north afrika, in narvik, in battle of london, in D-day, Monte Cassino(italy), in market garden etc.
>>58729113
Don't know about that but noice architecture.
What kind of person lives there? Typical Norwegians or are they all mutant hicks?
>>58729113
My blood boils thinking of how many 100's of millions we pour into that playground sami "parliament" where they dress up in their clown costumes and think they matter in any way.
>>58725042
I don't need a citizenship.
Yes.
>>58729536
Mostly samis and hicks. see: >>58729195
>>58729195
Why there is no solid commieblocks, just some wooden huts like in medieval but with modern windows?
If there is so cold why they don't build underground? (deeper = warmer)
Why they look so depressed? (they smiling but their eyes and faces telling something different)
>>58729566
Ugh, typical white people liker you. Only care about money.
I'm 1/15th same and wear these at home.
>>58729721
75 000 people in an area bigger than denmark
> commieblocks
why would that be needed?
>>58729892
dense buildings = more energy efficient/safety
>>58730711
>safety
>>58729113
pretty aesthetic parliament if I do say so myself
1. Finland
2. Why not?
>>58732649
Finland where is >>58725765 ?
What's her name?
>>58730823
Energy safety/energy efficiency/energy saving.
Because buildings are close each other.
>>58725042
Spain (Catalonia).
As long as there is decent internet and amazon or other general supplier of things, yes.
>>58732717
kys
meatballs are overrated, sami joikaballs all the way
>>58732794
please tell me
please
>>58732852
kys
>>58725042
Norway seems fucking boring desu.
m8 is in Stavanger and is a proper norwayboo, but it looks really dull, the scenery is obviously amazing though,
I wouldn't take a job in Snoreway regardless of the location
>>58732868
p-please
>>58730823
he's right, you'll be safer in your old age if your kids become stronk bydlo desu
>>58725042
Which is the largest city over there?
>>58733100
>Which is the largest city over there?
Over where? In Norway?
>>58733223
Norgelanka: autisti painos.
>>58733223
No, in Finnmark
>>58732881
>Norway seems fucking boring desu.
There are british entertainer slags in Oslo, so everything is good times anon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbWuhyujhP4
>>58734150
desu I would love to live in Norway. I'm tired of the heat here in Barcelona. I once lived near the Pyrennes, where it gets reasonably cold. I miss it.
>>58733959
There are no citys there. Only towns
Hammerfest or Kirkenes i think is two of the biggest. Check them out on streetview
>>58728857
>>58728857
>>58728857
You need to work there, which means going out of your house.
Can trees even grow up there?
Is it a normal province, or isolated and empty like Svalbard??
>>58737706
Wait is that for real?? Like I can work there and get a norwegian citizenship? Hell yea I am in! The cold never bothered me anyway
>>58725042
USA
Yes
i would just move south and murder my norgayan ex piece of shit so better not
Flag
Yes
Worth it for the citizenship alone.
>>58738537
Come on kiwi, you are not in such a bad situation
>Free housing so you can save up for your own house
Yes
>>58734508
>I would love to live in Norway
I recommend that you get in touch with spaniards who already lives in Norway then, it would make it much easier for you
>>58725042
>flag
>If it's well forested, yeah. If it's just tundra, mountains, and fjords, no.
>>58738595
Oh yeah, but I'd gladly take a job for a few years if it offered me a new passport.
Also a qt Norwegian wife too
>>58738443
>drama
tell more kek
>>58725042
UK
No
I do not want to be a Norwegian citizen
100% yes
>>58727631
I thought Norwegian girls were supposed to be snow angels. These girls just look like bland anglos we have over here.
I BELIEVED THE MEMES WERE REAL!!!
>>58738785
scots and irelenders would probably feel right at home in Norway, more so than people from England.
btw St. Patricks day are celebtated every year in Oslo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpIm6PgrSyo
>>58739026
Irish people have managed to infest every western country with their branded alcohol and happy outlook. This isn't surprising desu
>>58739026
But I'm British, I love being British and would never give that up, and I love living in the UK.
Why the flaming fuck would I give up my British citizenship in order to be a Norwegian citizen? Over my cold dead body.
>>58739104
You can have dual ciitzenship in the UK. My Brother has it.
>>58725042
Good job and a free house in a really cold area? Sure, sounds ideal as fuck.
>>58739152
I know you can have dual citizenship in the UK. Have you read the OP? He's offering us Norwegian citizenship.
Norway doesn't allow dual citizenship. You accept Norwegian citizenship and that's all you have, you have to renounce any other citizenship
>>58739213
Oh, well that's a bit disappointing. So we're basically stuck in Norway
>>58725042
>murica
>definitely, as long as I get language training
Sure, I'd do it.
>>58739254
I think this whole frozen adventure is just a scheme to murder foreigners and take their money. As another poster said, Sami's will frequently butcher each other and the media will report on it.
They want to lure us there for their Nordic blood rituals
>>58739213
Oh. Nevermind about >>58738708 then.
GERMANY!
GERMANY!
>>58739254
Stuck in Norway, in the most boring part of Norway (itself a country where nothing ever happens), with some of the highest taxes in the fucking world, with an economy tailored toward a dying industry, the most absurd relationship with the EU I've ever heard of (they pay Brussels to tell them what to do, bend over and accept Schengen and higher per capita immigration than the UK) and to top it off you'll eventually have to learn a language that consists of "hurgen durgen" and variations endlessly repeated and all this until you grow old and die of boredom, cold and taxes
As long as I actually enjoyed the job and it wasn't permanent along with having modern-day amenities (good internet, security, entertainment venues and the like FUCK YES I would, in a heartbeat.
>Hate the summer cause of the heat
>Love the cold
>Always wanted to see northern lights
>Always wanted to see midnight sun
>Never seen snow in my life
>Want ADVENTURE
Now you got me all sad cause it's never gonna happen.
in a heartbeat
>>58739377
>Sami's will frequently butcher each other and the media will report on it
>just waiting for an american to chime in "sounds just like home"
>>58739557
Oh yeah, and if against the odds you ever become successful, they'll hate you for it. Scandis have a severe case of the tall poppy syndrome
>>58739558
If you have a good job couldn't you go already? I mean you're in Schengen as well. Make your adventure happen habib.
>>58739557
To be fair boredom, dead industry, cold and taxes is a pretty similar situation to what you get in the North of England.
>>58739558
Get a degree in petroleum or power engineering and you're probably guaranteed to be able to move anywhere in the world. Especially remote but modernised areas like Finnmark that require more power than remote areas in third-world shitholes.
>>58739716
>To be fair boredom, dead industry, cold and taxes is a pretty similar situation to what you get in the North of England.
Nah, not really
>>58739772
Do you live there? There are a lot of post-industrial towns that have pretty high unemployment and nothing much to do. Probably not true in Newcastle and the cities, but certainly in the rural parts
>>58739716
Not yet economically stable enough to go looking for Frostmourne in the roof of the world, m8. Eventually though.
>>58739734
Yeah that'd be great but I suck at that stuff so there goes that idea.
Might come to the Faroes though~ Seems comfy as fuck.
>>58739863
I don't live there, but I've been there and I've seen the statistics too. Firstly, the North isn't particularly cold (especially in comparison to the arse-end of Norway), and UK taxes aren't particularly high. For Europe they're on the low end.
You're saying there's high unemployment in the North? Not really in the general sense. Only the North East is quite high and that's still lower than many European countries.
I just opened the latest ONS regional labour stats to check.
Yorkshire and the Humber: 6.3%, the exact same as Denmark.
North West: 5%, approx same as Germany
>>58739980
You'd be welcome but more so, obviously, if you had an education.
>>58725042
FINNISH CLAY
>>58728787
>>Go to Helsinki to protest for more Sápmi awareness & rights
MUH SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE NIGGER STATUS
fuck off reindeerfucker
>>58740458
I was talking about just visiting/tourism but yeah of course. If I was coming to live there though I'd take advantage of the geography and develop a service you don't really get there.
Easier said than done though, still trying to figure that shit out here.
>>58737706
Of course, I forgot to say that I'd stay in my home only when not working, obviously.
>>58740760
Yeah, it's kind of tough for us tiny island peoples. I keep worrying about our entire economy being based on fishing in a time when climate change+ocean pollution+overfishing might seriously threaten us in the near future.
>>58738295
>the cold never bothered me anyway
Your experience of "cold" is what, 15C?
>>58725042
gas drilling
2. if i could wear a double thermal coat and stand next to the flaring section.
>>58725042
Yes.
>>58725042
I like living here in the usa, it's still my home and I'll miss it.
So if we could say no to the citizenship, I'd do it, no problem
