The greatest living american Thomas Vincent Edward Kennedy Brady Junior edition
>>58651244
Gross
What is that thing?
>>58651244
United States, haha Where did you fin this one?!
>>58651244
BABY
A
B
Y
>he doesn't floss nightly
>>58651244
>>58651226
very bad posts
Is being a courier a comfy job? You just get to sit in your car all day and interactions with other humans last less than five minutes at a time
>>58651311
What a beautiful man
>>58651311
Very bad qb
>>58651324
Depends, why do postal shit when there is construction driving jobs, and other various truck driving jobs
postal has pretty long hours and meh pay
>>58651333
>>58651380
r u cute ?~
>>58651441
gas yourself cunt
>>58651441
Im pretty kawaii
>>58651453
this
>>58651441
Come to daddy
>>58651435
rekt
>>58651404
>>58651435
kek seriously?
>>58651494
Hmm?
>>58651494
>>58651478
>mfw Mexicans and Canadians are still allowed to post in this general
>>58651539
fucking dead in here.
>>58651539
>>58651505
>no dubs
Haha oh wow
check it
>>58651165
I'm turning 20 in a few months.
I know I'm actually super fucking young by any standard, but I remember thinking 20 year olds were old when I was 18.
What was it like when you all turned 20? Did it feel strange?
>>58651565
I love the hulkster
>>58651579
yeah. just turned 22 and i still feel the same
But you know people in 20s-28 are really young
>>58651576
Fuck off
>>58651579
I realized it was all over for me
>>58651579
Feels weird not being a teen anymore, but it's a normal transition and you quickly realize not much about you has changed.
t. 22
>>58651579
i want kids to fuck off
t.23
>>58651708
Ahaha I'm 18. Whats good
>>58651165
Hmmmm, If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter.....?
.
.
.
.
.
,
,
would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?
>>58651727
>i'm posting on same board as "18" year olds
feels bad
>>58651728
>>58651579
Felt like a bag of sand and responsibilities among other things like economic burdens but at the end of the day it is not bad and you get to do what you used to do as a weenie teenie but with alcohol.
>>58651547
There's always an alternative, /brit/.
>>58651579
Hopefully you have lost your virginity
>>58651579
20 is the new 15
yes you're technically an adult but no one cares what you think still
I don't even watch anime and I've been posting on /a/ before the board split.
>>58651793
>auusie
WTF!?
Delet this
>>58651790
Gonna do that with a prostitute.
What song should I play when I lose it?
>>58651910
Ducktales
>>58651910
Reminder that prostitution is illegal in clark county. Don't believe the prostitution is allowed in Vegas lie.
>>58651820
Fug I remember spamming this pic a lot here
>>58651961
I know, I've seen reno 911.
I was planning on doing it outside of the country.
Haven't decide where yet though.
>>58651960
Fuck, I guess this is going to be it since it's the only response. Never even watched ducktales.
>>58651961
I bet you cross the street at all the stoplights
>>58651961
It's not legal but that law is usually pretty selectively enforced
t. used to live near there (was stationed at Nellis)
>>58652052
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94
>>58652054
Of coursh.
No but the thing is that they warn you about that you're often being scamed.
>>58652052
>outside of the country
That might cost a lot more. Anyways it's none of my business.
>>58651910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk_NAuUXdNE
>>58652223
Of course it would cost more, but it's going to be part of a much larger experience. Or at least that's the plan.
>>58652237
I'm really hoping that it's going to last more than a minute though.
>>58652277
If you have a lot of money to spend you can come here. Cologne has one of the largest whorehouses in europe and on the other side you can see a lot of cultural stuff here. You'd just have to be prepared to see a fuckload of muslims and some gypsys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rDkmlo_oio
Post bangers
>>58652398
>m-muh Dom
>""""sightseeing"""" in Köln
>>58652398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH0rqTtZ2ig
also get to experience this
>>58652398
Maybe.
I'm looking for a place with good backpacking, good food, and good sports. The whores are more of an afterthought really.
I estimate that I can dish out $5k for my first trip and $10k for my second.
>>58652444
There's a lot more to do, there's the roman germanic museum for example, or the Wilhelm II statue etc. Cologne is also the perfect base for trips to the Ruhrpott if one's into that (eventhough I don't really know why anybody would go there) or Bonn which has a lot of culture. Naturewise the Siebengebirge and Eifel are relatively close and if you have enough of germany you can catch the Thalys and visit other countries. We also have a relatively big airport eventhough I guess for a direct flight you have to take the FRA.
>>58652515
In this case Bonn is maybe better than cologne, eventhough it only takes 45 minutes with the train from one city to another. It's closer to the Siebengebirge and also to the Eifel in general. I mean you can just look if this region has stuff you're looking for, if not you don't have to come here.
If you're interested in hiking and good food northern italy, so Südtirol or the areas around there might be interesting for you. You could also see if you could do small trips to for example Venice. I just don't know about the prostitution laws there.
>>58652451
It's unlikely that you imagine the parts where they burn down the roman candles. They are more strict now, but the rest is possible as the 1. FC Köln has played one of it's best seasons ever.
Florida here.
How's the weather treating you?
>>58653017
too much sun, never enough rain
same as it always is
>>58653001
It wasn't even funny when they began posting it imo.
die /cum/ die
DIE!
>>58653077
No.
>>58651579
Just turned 24. Most people seem to change from 20-35. Enjoy continued bullshit :3
How many of you are over or under weight?
>>58653387
skellington here
>>58653387
skelly
6'10" 175lb
VOLAREEEEE VOOOOOOO, CANTAREEEEE OOOOOO
What's up guys???
>>58653387
>measured myself this week
>123.4 at 6'0
I didn't know I let it go this far.
IF I LEAVE HERE TOMORROW
>>58653593
Simple Man > Freebird
>>58653565
sup
>>58653603
WOULD YOU STILL REMEMBER ME
>>58653415
>>58653557
>>58653577
Why so skinny guys?
>>58653603
Both are wonderful
>>58653607
I dont know really
>>58653387
I got a gut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clW2jtv6qFc
>Alabamans
LOOOORD
I CAN'T CHAAAANGE
>>58653631
badass kid
>>58653622
because my dad was poor as fuck raising me so we ate small, Im poor as fuck so I have to eat small, and my Uni's DC is shit
>>58653649
>protects home
>shot the guy as he was about to hop the fence out of their yard
>misses his first 11 FMJ shots that could've ended up who knows where
>>58653650
Yeah my Grandmother used to kick my dad and his brothers out of the house and refuse to cook, they claim they gained over 100 pounds after leaving but they were all big guys over 6'5. You should gain some good weight some day
>>58653622
I just can't gain weight. I eat til I can't no more but apparently that ain't enough
>>58653683
He's eleven
>>58653631
People he are mad here because a week ago, a hunter shot a thiev in his house and they all scream gun control, how evil the hunter is etc. they even blame the AfD for it.
This country becomes more and more retarded.
>>58653738
shouldn't have access to FMJ rounds, he could've inadvertently done a lot of damage to someone who at that point posed no threat to his life
>>58653745
that sucks man
AfD sounds pretty based, I watched that Hogge's first term video and he seems based
>>58653745
They would change their tune real fast if they ever had a home invasion. People think real life is a fairy tale and the police will always be there to help you.
>>58653791
He could of but I'd rather be the guy with the FMJ rounds.
>>58653808
well that's why I find it so funny when Euros from these >85% white and safe countries write "lol dumb Americans you don't need guns XD"
they have no exposure to anything
>>58653821
i suppose so and it looks like they're in a more rural area so there was probably nothing across from the property other than some forest or somethin
why does every rock song from the late 60s/early 70s on facebook have a ton of DUDE WEED LMAO comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX5IEd15u5A for example
>>58653387
I'm in the ideal weight range desu, probably towards overweight because muscle
>>58653901
They're basically that :^)
>>58653808
The people here have lost touch with the reality some time ago.
>>58653791
Yeah they are not bad. I'm going to vote for them in spring and then later at the Bundestagswahl.
>>58654032
I wonder if I can vote. My mom is from Garmisch-Partenkirchen in the far south and I know I have a citizenship I've just never claimed or done anything with
I guess, I would feel bad voting on something for a country I don't live in
Wew lads, tell me an incredibly interesting fact I dont know
>inb4 some snarky meme tier answer
>>58654106
Of the worlds 22,000 polar bears, 15, 000 live in Canada.
>>58654106
MC Hammer was a ballboy for the Oakland athletics
California has a greater population than all of Canada
>there are people who can legally post on 4chan who played Minecraft when they were 11 years old
>>58654106
kangaroos have three vaginas
>>58654106
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Gay_Viking
>>58654106
Cat's carry a brain altering parasite named toxoplasmosis. This parasite is spread to mice and humans. The parasite removes the natural fear of cats from mice witch results in mice getting eaten more often by cats. This parasite changes the brain chemistry of the host so that they are more attracted to cats, hence the crazy cat lady phenomenon.
>>58654130
That was a good one, I'm actually surprised that there's that many left
>>58654131
I always forget how few canucks there are
>>58654144
I will have to check this one
>>58654159
Should be the name for modern swedes
who /Southern/ here?
>>58654139
>mfw I started playing Minecraft in early alpha during Highschool
I don't want to be old
>>58654208
>This parasite changes the brain chemistry of the host so that they are more attracted to cats, hence the crazy cat lady phenomenon.
I've heard about that before, very interesting
AND DON'T FORGET SON
THERE IS SOMEONE UP ABOVEEEE
I got to pet a kitty today for the first time in months.
I forgot how cute and adorable they are.
>>58654099
I don't know either but you should be able to vote via "Briefwahl"
>>58654270
AAAAAAAND BE A SIMPLLLLLLLLLLLE, KIIIIND OF MAAAAN, WONT YOU DO THIS OF ME SON, IF YOU CAAAAN
>>58654307
Yeah I guess I'll ask my mom about it, thanks
>checking $0.00
>savings $0.85
>>58654357
>keep buying video games and /vr/ consoles I never play
>only work during the summer
>still have $1400
>>58654347
No problem.
>>58654391
I have a $1900 check that I haven't cashed in though, but i don't' want to live paycheck to paycheck.
>>58654423
when I was like 14 I found a $1 mln check on my dad's desk in his office, I never asked him about it
is /cum/ kill?
Midge Ure Man Who Sold the World > David Bowie Man Who Sold the World
Legit mad that girls irl don't look like anime girls.
Stopped watching anime because of this, and I still can't accept 3d
>>58654845
>anime girls.
I just don't see the appeal
>>58654867
theyre BUILT
>>58654867
I wish I could say the same.
>>58654879
>>58654963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3zI47aiZLQ
>>58654963
Why is Cat the best Monogatari?
>want to knock off to sleep
>cunt roommate playing League in the bedroom at full volume on Mic
>>58655450
There he is
>>58655343
are you going to suck his dick or what
>>58655599
no
thatd be gay
>>58655607
wouldn't be gay if you dressed up like a cute girl
>>58655627
thatd make it even more gay
>>58655450
I actually missed you
imagine smoking una vela
>>58655642
traps aren't gay
>>58655704
t. a gay
>>58655722
t. would fuck a trannie as long as he wasn't told he was a male
Why does music and drinking go so good together?
>>58655764
I misread a caption ONE time and couldnt see the adams apple on a guy that LOOKED alot like a girl
doesnt mean Id fuck a trannie
>>58655819
>"misread a caption"
>saw an image of 20 men in drag and thought they were all female
you'd do one if you weren't told
admit it
>>58655860
would not
first thing Id check is if they had a dick
gud nite /cum/-chan
>>58655906
post op
>>58655924
well if its a fucking post op I wouldnt be able to tell from the adams apple either
odds i get tommys burger
evens i get a curry
>>58655971
Roll
Who TF UP
>>58656311
me nigga
still awake and horny
Everyone sleeping on the realest of hours.
What's the kermit voice at 9:35 called and why do so many people have it?
is it an accent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL5Rd3Bnxms
wake up /cum/
>all these Californians
You all better go to a Trump rally and not as a protester
what is the date hillary gets appointed president?
>>58663677
I'm movin. My eyes are open. I'm lucid. But I ain't awake. Can't wake up.
>you will always be monolingual
I just want to learn a language that isn't Spanish, but don't have the dedication to learn nor the social skills to practice it
I'm mixed just like my mother and her mother before me
>>58663973
>Hillary
>President
>>58665190
>Not being quardilingual
Je seriousement éspere nous hommes ne cet fait pas
>>58660015
That's a didgeridoo m7
>>58665792
>empty flag
Dumb Kraut
300,000 Yankees are dead in southern clay
We got 300,000 before they got their way
I'm not mad we fought 'em, I only wish we'd won
I ain't asked any pardon for anything I've done
who was the american who posted his dick in the cock thread?
Who /meal/ here?
https://youtu.be/k3XkLGh-23g
*secedes from the union*
Morning, buds
Why is the thread so dead lately?
>>58670533
Americans are busy people
>>58670533
10am on best coast and 1pm on least coast
least coasters are probably doing their afternoon cock sucking
What about anon? When is it anon's turn for a gf?
>>58671124
probably never
r8 my autism
suggestions welcomed, I need a name for the Great Lakes country
>>58667660
*annexes you*
Easter?
Sleepy day today
>>58671294
Recolor Texas
>>58651165
>cheatriots
>>58672826
What's wrong with amb Tefft? Why this thing holding his big double chin?
>>58672897
>>58671294
Seen worse to be honest with you
>I need a name for the Great Lakes country
Rostgürtel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfrBUHiMUkM
How tall are people from /cum/?
23.67
>>58673586
5'11"
(180cm)
>>58673586
6'10 here
11 inch dick too
I'm pretty much perfect, hit me with your best shot
I wanted to go surfing today, but then I saw that stupid faggot thread with the two Aussies eating sea roaches, and now I want to go fishing instead.
>>58673747
when will you learn
>>58673586
6'3" the perfect male height
>>58673805
the sea is boring
>>58673586
5'11 and female ;)
>>58673919
D U B A I
U
B
A
I
>>58673856
t. landlubber
My dream is to get a sailboat and traverse the Caribbean
>>58673586
6' if I stand with good posture
>>58673586
190 cm (6'3")
>>58673975
nice maybe when you have 70 years old listening to this song wearing sunglasses you'll look kewl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glyErSTQrDI
>>58673586
6' 3"
>>58673586
6'1"/185 cm
>>58673586
6'7 desu. It's too much desu. at least i filled out though.
>>58673787
How much do you weigh?
I will become the American Führer
Hi guys, is it true that most of Americans have their address and phone number publicly listed on the Internet?
How could a foreigner find datas about a person in America?
>>58673806
but I'm not a manlet
>thomas jefferson rape baby
>>58674464
>t. totally not trying to dox an american
>>58674470
>Below 185 cm
>not a manlet
>>58674464
I even put my social security number on here, it gets starred
***-**-****
Desu senpais
>>58674100
Stop hating fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSQP-Qf9eRk
>>58674493
I am planning to meet someone in America.
I do not want to dox him, because now I just am at verge of tears.
>>58674553
I am the king of manlets
>>58674566
dat half assed photoshop
>>58674554
149-77-5180
Did it work?
>>58674612
damn dude, what happened? i was just shitposting
>>58674632
>>58674626
>>58674632
>[Deleted]
did you seriously post your ss
>>58674612
Where does he live and what's his name?
Try using "pipl"
>>58674670
I don't get it
>>58674625
Still a manlet senpai
>>58674554
Aw shit
914-30-1072
>>58674625
I don't give a damn
>>58674651
This artist on dA(yeah, I know: >dA) is truly great, and I despised him for something like three years.
I would just like to come over him and say "thank you", and maybe give him my book as a present.
I know, it sounds childish, but today I cannot resist this. It got me depressed all day.
>>58674717
delete this post please my mom said she would ground me from the internet if I got doxxed again
>>58674632
That was your actual ss?
i can't believe an old /b/ shenanigan got you...cmon you're better than that
>>58674717
>>58674819
>>58674791
nah man, that's actually pretty sweet. i don't understand why you're so sad about it but good luck to you!
Minorities?
Nah, not a fan.
>>58674846
haha got me
Apparently, that "pipl" got even me. And I am not American.
WTF.
(It just has my FB page, though)
I want to like football, but I'm not gay
>>58674915
Its okay, it'll give you some leads but won't do the work for you
>>58674553
Not like being 185 has gotten me anywhere...
cum is filled of sissy boys <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZuz4eaFT9o
i COULD HAVE gone pro in high school rugby if it weren't for my knee
>>58675228
sissy boys are full of cum
>>58674902
not a fan of ethnic or religious minorities if I'm honest
West Virginia sucks eggs
>>58675297
Amateur fat hiding
>>58675228
I want a russian sissy plz
hate everyone who isn't me
>>58675506
haha same
>>58675539
hate you
>>58675505
I'm not sissy boy!
>>58675581
haha same!
>>58675506
love you
Nebraska is a comfy state, though.
I do not why you guys hate it.
this shit gay
>>58675583
s i s s y
>>58675718
No!
>>58674988
Well, pipl does even say who my father is, although I never have said it.
Scary af.
>>58675757
yes
>>58675793
>Cucknada
>bullying everyone
>>58675419
Not trying to have babies with her anon I just want to nestle in her breasts and cuddlefuck her desu
>>58675976
I'd bully the Prime Minister.
I'll bully everybody!
>>58675978
This one's pretty good
Fuck her
>>58676126
Canadian bois are made for bullying
