what's the most WE WUZ KANGZ 'N SHIT nation on earth?
hardmode: not egypt
>went from KANGS to farm equipment in a single generation
>>58368200
usa
>>58368310
ayy lmoa
WE WUZ DACIANS 'N SHIT, HURRRRR CRADLE OF EUROPE
>>58368200
we wuz empire 'n shit
we wuz roman 'n shit
but today i'm going to say
we wuz white moors 'n shit
We Wuz Romans is pretty hard to beat 2bh
entire middle East
Wiwuz celts and rebela nd shiet
>>58368200
WE WUZ AZTECZ 'N SHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8bSKfWL244
>>58368200
I've seen Turks with some wild claims about their history.
>>58368200
Arabs
>muh islamic golden age
Chinks
>muh gunpowder and rice WE WUZ EMPERORS AND SHIT stop keeping the yellow man down
Americans
>inventors of democracy killed the british empire we wuz free and shit muh constitution and rights
Brits
>we ruled the world and shit t-the sun never sets on the e-empire
French
>brits are french because the normans were or something also check out this infographic of all the wars we won pls notice us senpai
too many to choose from desu
WE WUZ British N' SHIT
>>58372561
R-rule Brittania m-master of the waves
>>58368200
WE WUZ HUSSARS 'N SHIT
btw I know for sure I had at least one hussar in my family tree but all this hype in recent years makes me kinda ashamed rather than proud to be quite hones
greece.
>WE WUZ ALEXANDER DA GREAT 'N SHIT
>WE WUZ FILOSOPHERS 'N SHIT
>WE WUZ BYZANTINE 'N SHIT
>>58373269
This
Iraq is bad too
WE WUZ MESOPOTAMIANS N SHEIT
>>58368200
WE WUZ ROMANZ AND SHIT
WE WUZ GERMANICZ AND SHIT
WE WUZ AFRICANS KANGZ AND SHIT
WE WUZ CONQUISTADORZ AND SHIT
WE WUZ EUROPEANZ AND SHIT
>>58373105
>not we wuz szlachta
much worse than hussars
fucking greece
they had one good go literally thousands of years ago and they still can't shut the fuck about it
>WE
>WAS
>SMAK LIPS*
>GREEKS AND SHSHIEEEET
when a joke take to long
>>58368200
Greeks and FYROM.
WE WUZ "Lord save us from the arrows of Hungarians" N SHIEEEEEET
A black guy I know gave me the full we wuz speech.
He mentioned the Jews where black which I said I thought was wrong but I said I'd look into it. Already knew about Ethiopian Jews but I thought they where just converts with nearly no original Jewish dna. Whatever original Jewish dna even is.
Looked into it a little. Mainly just reading Wikipedia and going of that I lean towards the tribe of Dan theory which is that moses did it with his wife's servant because she was barren and from that the tribe of Dan was formed. All of that you can find on the wiki. The question some people have his weather the servant was black or not.
I'm not sure if that's what he believed as it sounded like he meant all the original ones where black.
He also starting randomly sprouting off about how everything is to do with the sumerians but he can't remember how. And aliens from a black sounding star came here to civilise us.
I think most kangs probably just get their information from kang made documentaries which might explain how he seemed to originally have a overall plan but he forgot the connections. Generally if you research something well you don't just forget most of the details connecting things together.
BTW first time visit from pol. Tbh I wouldn't know I had left it. Not seen any merchant memes yet I guess.
