tfw no Viet gf

>>58365515
chinese or japanese or nah

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>>58365515
vietnamese have a really horrible language, it's grating on the ears. A Viet qt will lose 3 points for the language instantly.

If she shot me, would I die?

Was good until I saw her finger.

>>58365515
This kill the american.

>>58365816
see a nigger, pull the trigger
she can't waste any second

>>58365697
It would be extremely painful

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>>58365816
AURGHHASHHSHHH

What's the best way to disarm an AK-wielding, Ao Dai-wearing, trained-to-kill, Vietnamese girl?

>>58365981
be over 6ft with blue eyes & blonde hair

>>58366013
okay so if i'm 5'4'' balding and brown eyes?

>>58365659

i kind of like listening to it
it sounds like thai

>>58366078
may as well just die honestly

>>58366152
I don't want to die a virgin...

>>58366176
when will you learn

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>>58366105
Shut your fucking hole, it's nothing like Thai.

Thai is melodic, viet is pots and pans.

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>>58366176
I can help with that.

>>58366105
Just learn Vietnamese Language and listen to Thai.
I assume you will laugh a lot cause the meaning.

>>58366194
Arr sound same

>>58366194
I like the sound of Burmese

>>58366234
Mum said I should stop whacking my dick on trees cause I'll tear the skin and shit hey?

>>58365816

le ebin trigger discipline face

>>58365846
But the safety is on!

>>58366194
Ladyboy