because you cunts are too lazy to make one yourselves Edition
Record something, say something in your language, give a text for someone else to read, read some text in another anon's language, etc
>Obligatory English:.
THE MARQUIS DE LA FAYETTE
MAJOR GENERAL
_________
THE name and character of this illustrious French nobleman, will occupy a conspicuous place in our Revolutionary annals, and be honored by posterity no less for his enthusiastic love of liberty, than for his heroism and military renown. There is something truly romantic in the history of this celebrated personage.
/balt/
>>58325966
/brit/
>>58326018
Post Rwandan
>>58326912
Deliver Tagalog
>>58325966
Transcribe Hittite.
>>58325966
Is vocaroo borked for anyone? Pic related
![IMG_0181[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7IC3EAl.jpg "IMG_0181[1].jpg")
Am I doing it right, Bruce?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hwBfPPQHQL
>>58328387
The faggy plate doesn't match the meal.
>>58328765
aw shit I didn't even think about that. yeah it should be served on the finest paper-plate that you've already used a few times.
>>58325966
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sbLpQdQbKV
speaking human languages is hard
>>58329066
Louis Armstrong/10
>>58329066
throat cancer/11
>>58328297
It seems to be working for me bro.
requesting hungarian desu
shameless self-bomp
Bump niggaz.
>>58332916
post french faam
Any ruski here wanna show me what a real Russian accent sounds like?
>>58332990
o-or not
>>58335344
You can have this song, babs.
Alouette, gentille alouette,
Alouette, je te plumerai.
Je te plumerai la tête,
Je te plumerai la tête,
Et la tête, et la tête,
Alouette, alouette... Aaaah !
Alouette, gentille alouette,
Alouette, je te plumerai.
Je te plumerai le bec,
Je te plumerai le bec,
Et le bec, et le bec,
Et la tête, et la tête,
Alouette, alouette... Aaaah !
>>58335715
Thank you! Someone please r8 my French, merci!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bQT5z78ygQ
>>58335806
>>58335806
>>58335806
>American banter
Battle of Yorktown was a mistake
>>58336015
I spent too much time on this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d0w5BMVIMl
>>58336788
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d0w5BMVIMl
>le tête
Déclanché
>>58336788
10/10
>>58336015
>>58336205
>>58336501
>>58336888
>>58336932
Didn't realised I was in /fr/
I haven't seen this much cheese since I accidentally opened an uncircumcised .webm
>>58325966
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EPNMDCDlWO
Bump
>>58337147
All me.
>>58328387
>fosters
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ig2ZISLIy4
>>58338748
:'(
Spanish:
Contemplando en mi memoria hacia aquel lugar
En el horizonte de mi mente se ha escondido el sol, como un recuerdo que me llega
de su corazón: ella no existe más
>>58339494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Z6wvQnV9JX
Poker is on lads... or well, it's me and Jeremie.
>>58337822
Join poker with me and Frenchie?
Japanese:
テレべもねえー ラジオもね 車もはしィてねー
Terebi mo nee Rajio mo nee
Kruruma mo sorehodo hashittenee
>>58339715
Pretty good, it's completely understandable.
'h' and 'r' in 'horizonte' were a bit weird (too strong, you should just ignore the starting 'h's)
'll' in 'llega' and 'ella' were odd too, it's not just like 'l' but more like 'j' as in 'jacket'
it's the starting lyrics of this song, by the way, in case you want to check the pronunciation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d0aViS0jNg
>>58340239
Sorry lad, no clue on how to play poker
>>58340377
Thanks m8
>>58340391
We don't really play poker. It's just a glorified Skype group tbqh. In fact, Jeremie's sitting out right now anyways. We just like to talk to each other and learn about each others' cultures.
>>58340329
your text is wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnHMoln_v8s&feature=youtu.be
>>58340329
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WZgmLMgWWC
am I kawaii
>>58340478
>learn about each others' cultures
i.e. mock the absolute shit out of each others' cultures
>>58340587
Apologies but I was just typing as I listened to another version. Got it wrong as I haven't touched written Jap since I was like 8
>>58340606
very. Also good pronunciation!
Only thing I can comment about is the 'rajio' part.
Pronounced: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1v5GHyeJb0U
>>58340694
but u do know wapanese then?
>>58340849
A bit. Forgotten most of it
>>58340845
thanks
I don't know a thing about Japanese desu
>>58340915
wew post more japanese then please
>>58340606
wtf?
>>58341093
what?
>>58341093
not quite sure what to post
>>58341213
is that your actual voice?
really cute
>>58341237
:/
>>58341268
well how about some tongue twisters?
Basu gasu bakuhatsu
and
Tonari no kyaku wa yoku kaki kuu kyaku da
![517pDQjmvML._SX300_[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9aK4iqZ.jpg "517pDQjmvML._SX300_[1].jpg")
http://vocaroo.com/i/s151JtoK90hu
>>58341325
please post always
iloveyou
>>58341325
You sung this? No idea about what you are saying but nice voice!
>>58341325
neat
>>58341323
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ylm6QjsJvN
o-ok
>>58341595
10/10 pronunciation for both was fantastic!
The only criticism I have would be the second one a little more foreign but the first one sounded native (to me) so good job!
![28813-200[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/C0nbJQ5.png "28813-200[1].png")
>>58341442
Yeah, there's no chance you would find anything that horrendous printed on an acutal CD.
I occasionally do other foreign languages which I hardly understand myself;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qYO5gsR8eu
>>58341783
*second one was a
>>58341823
Very nice, also if you don't mind me asking, what mic do you use?
>>58341783
thanks!
im ok with sounding foreign desu
just want people to understand me
>>58341823
filters make it sound dumb though ;(
it was nice (i thought)!
>>58341946
A couple.
Mostly the MXL 990. (the one with the bigger pop filter)
>>58341995
Yeah, I have a hard time handeling my repeater pedal, and the compressors were misalligned.
But that's what you get for recording on the fly.
>>58342053
>>58342183
you seem to have a lot of money. im jealous.
>>58342654
Is your tulip field not pulling in much dough this year?
>>58342736
i live off of government student loans tbqh
>>58342654
Not really, more like swedish minimum wage.
Some stuff is second hand, other things i managed to get for free and repair myself.
>>58343925
>Not really, more like swedish minimum wage.
> Wages in Sweden increased to 164.20 SEK/Hour in December from 162.70 SEK/Hour in November of 2015.
>164.20 Swedish Krona equals 20.12 US Dollar
>minimum wage in U.S. is 7.25 usd
holy shit. what the fuck. land of the free, fuck this shit.
>>58344053
they raised my rent by two euros and eighty five cents
im dying here
>>58344805
Does the noise of the windmill you live in bother you at all?
![haruhishrug[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/u4s21uN.png "haruhishrug[1].png")
>>58344053
Mebbe cus someones is stealings ur jubs.
Still, cant complain, we've started with that 6 hour work day thing which feels pretty gud
>>58345936
>we've started with that 6 hour work day thing which feels pretty gud
>>58345828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe6hHnHUQVk
>>58346074
https://youtu.be/yD1TqqeRsCA
https://youtu.be/xxxg-Js66I0
https://youtu.be/btL9IxuiFsw
Yeah, we tried it out a while back, and it turned out productivity actually inreased.
So not only does the companies get more stuff made, it opens up more space on the floor for more employees.
So companies makes more money, unemployment gets smaller and people have more free time to spend all the money they made.
Everyone wins.
>>58346508
I imagine this only actually applies to office work. At my job they'd have to hire a few more people in order for everyone to get the job done in 6 hours.
What breaks do you get?
>>58346948
At most places I'd imagine they get about 30 minutes for lunch and a 15 minute fika-break somewhere in between.
We usually get to take whatever breaks we feel like as long as we get the job/quota done.
Attention 4chan!
I recently came upon 4chan when a friend recommended I visit the sites for a few laughs. I figured "What the hell? I could use some laughs." I must say that when I came on I was disgusted and not amused at all. Why you ask? Because everything on this entire site is literally shit! I mean yes there is funny pictures posted every now and then. But honestly; Do any of you little shits have a life? I mean are you so immature and unintelligant that you find things like cartoon porn and random naked UNDERAGE children funny?
GROW UP! Grow up 4chan. You all seriously need a reality check, You could be doing so many things in the day, yet you all choose to sit around on your fucking fat ugly asses and post pictures and then make sarcastic or idiotic comments like "tits or gtfo" "o rly?" and "Manchester united!".
Get off your fat asses and do something better with your life. I mean all of you obviously have no life or a social life either for that matter. Why? Because your so immature and your the very reason why Mother's go through Depression during pregnancy; and the supposed "girls" that come on here and converse with you are just as much losers are you, they are either fatter then fatty-tan or a term you'd better understand as "A trap".
Well I've put in my two cents, and on a last note, I hope you all one day realize just how much of a loser you are, and honestly kill yourself. I could care less if every single one of you got testicular cancer including the girls and then died naked fat and ugly with a pile of shit and pee oozing from your bowels that excavated due to your death. Grow up Assholes!
-DG
>>58348032
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iVukV25Xnw
Cuts off at the end but whatever.
>>58348518
>are just as much losers are you
What makes it awesome is that you read the text exactly like it's written.
10/10, would save.
Record yourselves speaking Brazilian Portuguese sounding gibberish.
I want to know what we sound like.
>>58349316
I was going to post audio from a gang shooting in a favela, but I've done enough shitposting today.
>>58349316
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nChnGqLeaO
>>58346508
Somebody loses, Sven
