>you wake up in butifel polan
do wat
Get a job in construction, evidently.
Good use of yuromonies polan
>>58324106
Move to England.
kill myself
>>58324168
Yes, it's very hard to dig them under something so no one finds them. We figures that if we dig them under a road no one will look for them there.
move to England and kill myself
>>58324106
Looks like Russia. So will go to a cinema and then to some fast food as usually.
>>58324106
Is this Olsztyn? I think I drove near your pic once.
>>58324361
>Looks like Russia
no
nono
back to Japan
>>58324406
>commieblocks
>painted in autistic colours
>every fucking city
>>58324406
Yes.
>>58324106
>mediamarkt in Polan
Is this really a thing?
>>58324305
You can do that anywhere. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
>>58324537
>stupid cars making roads look dumb
no
>>58324588
Yes. Everywhere.
>>58324106
Move to Krakow, obviously
>>58324588
They're everywhere
>>58324588
Yeah, they have everything.
Kaufland, Lidl, Carrefour, Tesco
>>58324588
We have it too. It was called Saturn for a while for some reason.
Visit Lodz, I heard it was the Marseille of Poland.
>>58324636
That's the reason they were created for.
>>58324680
Yes. It's "u la la"/
Call my ex and tell her I'm living in her country now
>>58324636
>>58324647
Cool, I guess I'm not used to seeing stores with Dutch names in other countries.Thanks for clarifying, Polandbros.
>>58324804
B-but it's german store.
>>58324804
Media Markt is German, though.
>>58324745
>dating soulless slavic girls
>>58324868
Why not?
>>58324804
media markt is everywhere, friend
>>58324106
Enjoy Gdansk during the day
I will actually wake up in Poland next saturday, i have a ferry trip (night) booked
>>58324106
It will take time to find out I'm not in Russia.
>>58325105
Why?
>>58325236
I think their autistic language would give it away pretty fast as soon as you spoke with someone.
Go and find all Wroclaw gnomes :3
>>58324670
>>58325388
There's like 300+ now
>>58324106
invest in Eastern Poland
>>58324669
We actually have both Media Markt and Saturn and they pretend to fight with each other lel
>>58325388
Go and find all the Polish Death Camps.
>>58324669
Media Markt and Saturn are both owned by the same company, Metro AG
>>58324106
Eat some coal.
>>58324669
Media Markt and Saturn both belong to Metro its basicly the same thing they just show up as 2 companys to give the customer a feeling of diversity.
>>58325255
Why i have trip booked? Well, to see Gdansk and buy alcohol cheap - good to have during the summer
>>58325887
All Saturns in the Netherlands turned into Media Markts last year.
>>58325887
>>58325931
Literally German occupation.
>>58324584
What's wrong with Lodz senpai?
>>58324829
>>58324863
Well... that explains their horrible customer service
fap and go back to sleep
watch my wallet
>>58327206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgAbH_9V6xg
>>58327271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUfY7zkIDaU
>>58327339
>pepik propaganda
Have some reality for a change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_rnac053NM
>>58325981
>Oettinger
As he would have any say in this.
If anything, Oettinger is the very old general everyone is too polite to tell to fuck off so they nod in appreciation of his nonsensical advice to bomb the graveyards 'So they won't have to deal with the undead later on'
>>58327553
>advice to bomb the graveyards 'So they won't have to deal with the undead later on'
Literally WHAT? :DDD
>>58327639
That was meant as an example, my dear friend.
Europe is basically a parking lot for old and senile politicians like Oettinger so they can't harm anyone with their inane ideas.
>>58327837
Idk if I can call you a friend Hans.
Bomb President Andrzej
>>58328092
he's already dead
>>58328092
Why u want do dat?
>>58326077
Please stop shilling for Poland here and just move back. Do you do anything else than shill for Poland while living off of Swedish welfare money?
>>58330814
>hile living off of Swedish welfare money?
and while fucking your mom?
>>58330967
> muh dick
> muh fuckin u moms
Poles confirmed for honorary negroes.