>desi /देसी/ /دیسی/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/:
Oldest language edition
> Restraint will result in a place among the divine;
lack of it will lead to utter darkness.
> Preserve your restraint as you would preserve your wealth;
for humans, there is no treasure more precious.
https://thirukkural133.wordpress.com/2011/11/27/chapter-13-having-restraint/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamil_language
>Invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Bengalis + Sri Lankans + Diaspora
>Not invited: British P*kis, Afghanis, Pathan, Canadian Paki
>>58317154
>pakis
>British
>>58317191
Problem?
According to Wikipedia Tamil is the oldest language in the world here is the text
> The linguistic evidence suggests that Proto-South Dravidian was spoken around the middle of the second millennium BC, and that proto-Tamilemerged around the 3rd century BC. The earliest epigraphic attestations ofTamilare generally taken to have been written shortly thereafter.
Indian
>>58317646
Ayy another Arab friend
>>58317154
>someone omitted the maldivian language from that list of scripts
my autism.
>>58318147
???
1st for coconut trees
>>58320642
JUST for how foreign influences once ruined India, foreign influences have similarly ruined this general.
>>58317154
How are Nepalis desis? Don't have a problem with it, just asking.
>>58321261
They're Hindu and they look like biharis
>>58321261
nepali madhesi people are indian origin and they represent a third of nepali people
>>58321680
>file name
>screen shot
Weeb
>>58323201
>>58323648
What the fuck this is next level of hentai robo porn
How does Sindhi sound like? I've never heard any Sindhi except stereotypical bollywood and lal meri song. Is it a dying language?
Is the Russian dead? Where's the Paki shitposter?
>>58324896
russian is alive and well, was on /mena/ earlier
>>58324945
Another Arab pfft
>>58324290
Sounds similar to Marwari?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSikqFnkU8c
>>58324896
main yahan hun
>>58325023
not everyone under a UAE flag is arab, cause there are many foreign expats :^)
I am what some would say an arab though
Who is your favorite composer /desi/?
>>58327877
nano.RIPE
>>58327877
do like a bit of shosta here and there
Wagner gets me going from time to time too
Been listening to some ragas lately. What are your favourites? They're pretty comfy.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TpMvd3m2uZ
What would you say about it?
>>58327877
I like Lully pretty much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PKcNZYlH6k
>>58328278
I really dig Carnatic Ragas, Thyagaraja's Krithis are so dope tho.
some examples:
https://youtu.be/AIrbMMkmGdA?t=10m17s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZeS0zfr5EU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do4y6RJcygg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vv_u00Yk6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCFwK1VN6Js
>>58329606
Kaiji was shit 2bh
https://youtu.be/zIs-bsQH4CI
How do we stop our prestigious women from doing such acts
>>58329843
>everyone's dead
>>58330061
>our women
P*kistani girls can do whatever they like, I don't give a siht.
>>58330712
It's so quiet today
>>58331033
Yeah.
>>58327877
James Horner
ਸਤ ਸ੍ਰੀ ਅਕਾਲ
>>58331033
>not invited: Afghanis, Pathan, Canadian Paki
what the fuck do you expect, then?
>>58333000
sat sri akal 2 u 2
>tfw realise its sri, not shri
hmm
>>58333048
maybe i just spelt it wrong m8. i have forgotten a lot.
i really need to improve my punjabi again
>>58333048
here is what wikipedia says: ਸਤਿ ਸ੍ਰੀ ਅਕਾਲ>>58333048
>>58333117
I don't speak or read it, but i can deduce
from ਸ and ਸ੍ਰੀ
whereas sri is usually श्री in other indian languages (ie sh, not s)
>>58333215
in punjabi shri would be ਸ਼੍ਰੀ
How's your saturday going /desi/? Just took a massive lincoln log dump and clogged the toilet. Now mu butthole hurts too.
>>58333276
>huge dump
>butthole hurts
>not feeling relieved
Are you gay?
>>58333276
I see, Gurmukhi is quite a different script. With Bangla for example you can generally work out what the letters are, but with Gurmukhi alot of them are just different
>>58333477
fuck off dumb paki.
What's your favorite desi movie, guys?
>>58333565
Sorry anon. Was just a joke.
>>58333614
Kek, I saw that.
>>58333480
yea, i am just learning to type gurmukhi properly with my English keyboard. quite hard with the limited amount of online resources available
>>58333717
>What's your favorite desi movie, guys?
I haven't watched a single desi movie, only made about desi: Slumdog Millionnaire and Life of Pi.
What's your opnion on them btw?
Rate my pronunciation.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VrhCNGp3B6
>>58328278
bairagi
>>58334815
>i fuck a glass
>i fuck a book
That's all I heard. Which language is that?
>>58334975
mere kamre mein tin baRi almari aur ek mez hain
mez par garam kali chay ka gilas hai aur ek almari mein kitab hain
Damn, I forgot aur is supposed to be pronounced as or.
>>58335229
Stop going so hard on the r's. Don't pronounce all r's as gh's. Here's how the first line should be:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uSjgsqDjpM (Urdu isn't my language)
>>58330803
>inbredtugal
>>58335671
You got such a sweet voice, qt.
PAKISTANI WOMEN
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/04/23/watch-muslim-pakistani-girl-comes-non-binary-obama-town-hall/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social
AHAHAHAHA
>>58335903
That's haram
>>58334341
I've only seen Slumdog Millionaire. Didn't really like it.
>>58335943
Why?
>>58335936
No u.
>>58334341
>Slumdog Millionnaire
Regular poverty porn. Rehman has produced much better music, didn't deserve Oscar. Pretty meh.
>Life of Pi
Good cinematography. Not my cup of tea.
>>58335903
We can be bffs :3
Call the local mullah. I don't give a fuck.
http://www.newsru.com/russia/23apr2016/movshin.html
>former head of the regional traffic police caused the 2nd lethal accident
>he survived
>in the first time he wasn't even accused of it, the victim was declared responsible for the accident
How corrupt is your cunt?
>>58336313
You don't need to be a gandu.
>>58335903
>>58336313
>Pashtun-Ruskie friendship
Time to call John Rambo
>>58336614
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/arts_n_ideas/article/russian-soldiers-start-a-second-life-in-afghanistan/525166.html
>>58336494
>bffs
>gandu
ok
>>58336973
Did he marry an Afghan woman?
FAN dekhi kisi ne?
>>58337250
A cinema close to me is showing it currently. Is it worth watching?
I am not really a big fan of Indian movies but if it's a good movie I don't miss it.
>>58337145
B-but you said you don't give a fuck. :/
Yep, he did after he had converted to Islam.
>>58337250
>>58337388
>Sharuk Khan
Nope.
>>58337495
Thought so. I don't remember a single good Sharukh movie. Amir Khan's shit is good, though.
Watching Haider right now. 15 minutes in. This shit is great.
Thanks to whoever recommended it.
Comfily lying in my bed under the blanket and torrenting Alien Director's Cut. What are you doing?
>>58337850
Will check it out sometime.
What race are desi peoples?
>>58337388
It is great.Unbiased but I'm an srk fan so dunno.
It's got critical acclaim from everyone though.Worth a watch,according to me.
>>58337850
Good movie, although blatantly anti-India.
I cheered when the surgeon's house was RPG'ed
>>58338029
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_definitions_of_races_in_India
Why no kanaydaa pakis allowed?! We nice. We pay taxes. We love. So why no us allowed?
>>58337145>>58337417
Respond, pls.
>>58338029
Indian/desi isn't a race/ethnicity
>>58338202
>call the x. i don't give a fuck
It's just a shitty meme, anon.
>>58338137
D R O P
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>>58338331
M-maybe we exchange skype names? I'd like to hear your voice nights and days.
>>58335903
>You got such a sweet voice, qt.
U FUCKING FLIRTING 2 OTHER PEOPLE WHILE IM HERE?! ILL FUCKING SMACK U BITCH
>>58338416
DELET THIS
>>58333286
Just reached home after daaru session with friends. All of them are working and I'm the only vella in the group.
>>58338353
So i can live a life without morals, based on laws made by the jews? No thanks. At least with my religion, i can have peace of mind, placebo effect or not.
>>58338650
>Originates from the tamil word by the same name and pronunciation, very popular with urban north indian youth (pretty unaware of its southern origin) . the word is used to point out a good for nothing, 'loser with all the time in the world' sort of a person.
Shit, it perfectly describes me.
>>58338600
I ain't flirting with you, you just shitpost all threads along about me.
>>58338788
>I ain't flirting with you, you just shitpost all threads along about me.
Wtf do u mean by this? Are u breaking up with me?! Ill fucking kill u
>>58337250
I'd rather kill myself. Of the three Khans, SRK is the most tatti.
>>58338729
>Implying Islam is not a continuation of Jewish laws
>>58338729
>based on laws made by jews?
you realise that Islam is literally jewish religion simplified and with some arabic throw in here and there?
Bump for the potential Pakistani bf.
>>58338416
>I'd like to hear your voice nights and days.
Uh... Did you forget the "no homo", there? That sounds pretty gay.
Just kidding. I am the Takkar fan anon. You already have my email. Just email me your Skype.
>>58338933
This is actually true. Growing up as a Muslim when I first learned that names like Michael, Jesus, Jonah, Jacob are actually the same as Miakel, Esa, Yunus and Yaqoob; I thought these filthy kufar copied it from us. I didn't know it was the other way around.
>>58338729
Islam: Judaism through the eyes of a paedophile
>>58338729
Nigger you are literally following a desert lunar cult for dumb arabs, go back to your original NON JEWISH vedic faith
Enjoying a hot cup of chai RN lads REAL NIGGA HOURS SMASH THAT MF POST BUTTON (YOU) IF YOU STILL UP
>>58339183
Sent it.
>>58339295
>>58339181
>bf
you are confusing bf with bff. stop being a filthy gay
>>58339509
>you are confusing bf with bff. stop being a filthy gay
He's a she
>>58339472
O I'm laffin right now
>>58339509
Ouch.
>>58339183
>kufar
Are Jews and Christians kuffar?
I thought it was reserved for pagan idolators.
>>58339534
Reallyy? is the russian a grill? or the paki?
>>58339625
no they are dhimmis (people of the book)
>>58339643
I'm a he. Don't listen to him.
>>58339625
See >>58339646
They are Ahl-e-Kitab. But still most non-muslims are referred to as "kafir". It's not rude. Kafir just simply means a non-muslim (disbeliever).
Is there any desi here who don't have brown eyes
>>58339643
>Reallyy? is the russian a grill? or the paki?
Russia grill.
She's the blonde one
>>58339801
me on the right 2bh
>people exchanging Skype
Where is Brum and Gujjew? What are you faggots doing? Share the official /desi/ Skype.
>>58339776
Pitch black masterrace.
t. Chang
https://join.skype.com/fHpjD0CED3eZ
^ desi skype call
don't join its dead and I can't be bothered
>>58339867
I'm north Indian
>>58339895
Its a joke, you dolt.
I am calling myself Chang because chinks have soulless black eyes, like me
/desi/ was a mistake
>>58339841
we have an official skype?
fugg someone give me the skype groop
Join in on the skype banter lads
Who here /kultakapati/?
>>58340344
Every thread
>>58342750
>Who here /kultakapati/?
Join>>58339887
We are all here
skype call is shit just speak here you idiots
>>58343239
This desu
>>58339748
Did you understand anything which we said during the call?
>>58346586
Nothing. My vocabilary is <100 and I barely know half the alphabet (k, l, m, n, s, r, R, p, kh, ch, chh, d, g, y, j, z, h, i, e, ai, au, a, aa).
>>58346818
>https://join.skype.com/fHpjD0CED3eZ
iylas can u GTFO desi? I thought u said u werent gonna come back?
I suppose a dog always comes back doesn't it?
>>58347879
You still mad he didn't go for you?
>>58348023
>You still mad he didn't go for you?
I'm choked that fudgepacker uses concepts like "phrasal verbs". Nigga /desi/ aint no Linguistics 101.
