How do start my own country?
>>58305395
>americant asking how to revolt againts his current government in a taliban-style insurgency in order to replace it with a slightly shittier government
Well first you need some land which no other countries own.
or you could be a retarded aspie and just declare your house independent until you get thrown in jail for not paying tax.
YOu could get fuck tons of sand dump it into a sea zone which no country claims and there you will have land which no country claims. Then you found your new nation.
>>58305417
whats wrong with talibans ? they destroyed 80% of heroin poppies in afganistan, thus stopping drugtrade.
>>58305395
Read "How to Start Your Own Country" by Big Boss.
>>58305446
I'd do this if I was rich but it seems hard to find a place shallow enough not claimed, and
>built on sand
>infrastructure
>>58305477
Unfortunately they also stop everything else that makes life worth living.
Unless you're into raping little boys I guess.
lets build like a huge oil rig thing in the mediterranean and make it like theres chill space on the roof and you go down to be inside i think itd be pretty cool desu, we could live off selling vps access to a rare flag
>>58305477
>this post from that flag
hmm
>>58305547
tax haven country with legal cp, insta-money HDI 1.0
>>58305542
actually the taliban made boy raping punishable by death, it was when the americans came that the practice was revived
>>58305548
10/10
>>58305446
>Hire private army
>Invade tiny country
>Make them hand over sovereignity
>Done you have your own nation
>Force entire population to be soldiers
>Invade slightly larger nation
>Keep going until you conquer the whole world
Or..Wait for a volcanic island to appear and quickly claim it before some nation takes it.
>>58305600
>force people to become soldiers
>military coup against you
>>58305600
THIS
>>58305547
>>58305565
Basically this, but I dont think there are any international waters in the Mediterranean. Probably make it in the middle of the atlantic.
Dark blue is international waters on the pic
>>58305446
>>58305515
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seasteading
>>58305694
ever17 is going to be real
>>58305733
what is ever17?
>>58305694
>it will get BTFO so hard because no food or water
>"f-fucking statists"
>>58305600
At some point some major power will come kick your shit in.
Better off trying to find some unclaimed island, there's bound to be some left
>>58305395
>How do start my own country?
You mean an ACTUAL country that is independent, sovereign, and internationally recognized?
Only two ways:
1. Start a successful coup or civil war and position yourself as it's future leader.
2. Colonize Mars, it's so remote that if you say you're the king nobody can or will dispute you.
>micronations are noy real entities
>international law prohibits Antarctica
>even remote private islands and seabeds belong to and are controlled by their respective nations
>>58305798
Something something sandwiches
>>58305395
>you will never be able to collect a R A R E sealand flag
>ywn be the ruler of a small island kingdom and make everything go right
>>58305477
Lol, they WERE destroying poppy fields, then they brought them back claiming they were a weapon of jihad, since heroin was being shipped to the west.
They're the fucking worst.
They fucking skulk around my patrols because they have no fucking ammunition, when they fuck off we know we're about to get ambushed.
If I could just hang every single fucking "farmer" that would do this shit the war would be won.
>>58305571
Fucking ANA faggots and their chai boys. They'd give the kids fucking crotch rot and they would come running at our transports pointing at their cocks and screaming about how much it hurt.
I always just threw them tootsie pops, had to shoot one once.
>>58305395
I want to make my new country here.
>Big island
>Warm climate
>Probably lots of drinkable water
I wonder why the French never settled here
>>58308365
It's haunted.
>>58308365
We claimed Antarctica with the sole purpose of pissing off the brits and making it so there were at least one French settlement here. We forgot about it as soon as it was accomplished.
>>58308365
It's a polar island far from any shipping lane.
But I agree.
Best way to make a new nation would be to buy a handful of old ships, tankers and aircraft carrier hulls and repurpose them IMO.
>>58308484
Would it even really be a nation considering that it isnt really land just boats and floating metal?
>>58305477
>they destroyed 80% of heroin poppies in afganistan, thus stopping drugtrade.
Which was a bad idea, because every nation on the planet needs opiates for pain.
>>58308509
I don't really know.
Maybe if you build an oil rig in the middle to act as anchor it would.
>>58308509
In international law, no it wouldn't it.
And for it to be a country, it needs to be recognized. Good luck with that.
>>58308509
We find a sand bank and we start pouring sand out chinese style
>>58308585
>anyone following international law
https://youtu.be/oiL0nxkq1JU
>>58308609
This meme is the dankest.
>>58308590
There's probably not that many unclaimed sand banks in international waters.
Settle one of the Zubair Group islands in Yemen. I have a feeling Yemen has better to do with their troops than stop you.
>>58308908
Actually you should claim Socotra, but unlike Zubair they will probably notice that Socotra is independent. If you made your country in Zubair Group islands than i doubt they would notice as nobody lives there and its just a pile of sand. But Socotra has an already existing population and you could get a good economy off tourism and agriculture is actually possible. BAsically could do this for any country in a civil war right now.
