Real Yank Hours edition
BOMBEN
good edition
wonder if an attractive (ok, average) girl has ever had a crush on me lads
>>58302222
Well it was too late, we tasted the sweet freedom and all the shekels in the world couldn't buy us.
you go first
Can we get a non yank edition thanks
HIGH
T
E
S
T
>>58302264
>GETTING BUTTHURT ABOUT THE FUCKING EDITION OF ALL THINGS
I hate myself so much.
>>58302229
it would've taken you weeks to send anyone to the UK and weeks to send them back
>>58302139 #
>greedy
if you're serious you're brainwashed on the topic
try reading this: http://pastebin.com/Zz1iwaFJ
>>58302244
>Our only cash crop was tobacco
is this actually what your schools teach?
>>58302281
Why lad?
>>58302281
good lad
why's that then
going to bed lads, going to have a serious think tomorrow
Have a negative opinion about this edition
>>58302208
Is there a purer and more sincere friendship than that of David Cameron and Barack Obama?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn3eBn0D--w
>>58302264
No sorry 53rd state
>>58302134
Could be hormonal.
>>58302299
>>58302314
>short
>tiny dick
>socially retarded
>ugly
>shit personality
etc etc
>>58302337
ching chonky chinky chinaman :)
really, really, really, REALLY don't want to go out tonight lads
>>58302293
Try reading past the first line
>>58302338
Brings a tear to a >10/10 world leader in america
's eye
Severs went down for a second, were the CIA plugging themselves in
>>58302381
Do you think David shares his fears and doubts with the big O in late night phone calls?
If only I lived in america so I could shoot myself
>>58302369
I did.
>other than that the 13 colonies did not have much else
I'm not sure what this lad thinks he's doing by blatantly lying.
>>58302358
I'm as British as they come mate
>>58302406
I'll plug your bum with my willy
watching porn is pretty much the best way to turn your pineal gland into pure calcium
>>58302420
Same. I don't want to hang myself because I worry I could be saved and have to explain myself.
https://youtu.be/Qvg3nTAB974
>>58302433
I'm straight
WatchIng a really spooky movie
Wish you were here
>no dutch gf
preparing a wank
>>58302462
Wish you weren't here.
>>58302440
Helium mate
conspiracy idea: global warming is a myth invented to keep less developed countries from using cheaper, simpler energy sources that would allow them to develop, keeping the west in a dominant position
>>58302440
Plus it'd be quick and relatively painless.
What must US presidents think to have to actually go and meet and interact with 90+ year old members of European aristocracy?
>>58302423
even if the first line is wrong it doesn't somehow mean the rest isn't you smug wanker
I'd like to see a citation on america's other cash crops in 1776 if you're SO confident by the way
>no Spanish gf
plannİng out my wank for tonİght
>>58302493
one less STD
>tfw no bf
>>58302290
can't even copy the post right
gas yourself you stupid fucking kike
>>58302481
Oh you
Me too
>>58302489
Just another bonus.
I think us khv lads underestimate what freaks we are. All the time I'll meet some lad and think "this guy is an even bigger weirdo than I am" and then find out that even that lad has a gf.
>>58302504
This Yank is so bluepilled by his stupid Yankee history books that paint America as literally a nation created by god.
>>58302540
it literally was though
>>58302514
i would take a STD over this crippling loneliness tbqh
what are these niggers doing elizabeth II and prince philip?
>>58302532
Go away German.
>>58302420
I could do it. At any moment I could walk to the other room, load one of my shotguns, and kill myself instantly
I've thought about this a lot and I don't think I would use the guns though. I think suicide should be done with a blade of some kind.
The way the Romans did it
Why don't they make charming films like My Fair Lady and Cleopatra anymore?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEcX9gNVg1U
>>58302504
tobacco
wheat
corn
cotton
flax
hemp
>try reading this factual citation which has incorrect statements
>b-but it's only one thing I swear
If I or any other American did this, you would have a field-day.
>>58302530
You sound a bit threatened that your shitty school fed you lies and you don't know your own history
don't take it out on me
>Chronic loneliness can be a serious, life-threatening health condition. It has been found to be associated with an increased risk of stroke and cardiovascular disease.[33] Loneliness shows an increased incidence of high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and obesity.[34]
>Loneliness is shown to increase the concentration of cortisol levels in the body.[34] Prolonged, high cortisol levels can cause anxiety, depression, digestive problems, heart disease, sleep problems and weight gain.[35]
>>58302567
>trading temporary loneliness for eternal loneliness
>>58302580
Don't have the balls to do it with a knife desu, I can't even get a needle at the dentist. The nice quick release of a .45 bullet to my head would be the only way I could do it
>>58302609
Mentall illnesses aren't real
>>58302592
Thanks for the citation
oh wait, there isn't one!
absolute fucking brainwashed mong
>>58302620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8wRr8drbCM
>58302631
alri, enjoy your (You)'s la
>>58302644
Virus
>>58302609
that picture makes me want to cry ngl
>>58302600
>B-but we were fighting for our f-freedoms...
>>58302609
>tfw have all these symptoms
Gonna do a cry.
>>58302650
Lovely citation
>let's argue about shit that happened hundreds of years ago
fucking hell lads who gives a shit post qts instead
\evening lads
im so fucked
waiting for the address of a house party to go to
>>58302576
Ahem*
>>58302693
sounds good
>>58302693
pls respond
Annexing Canada doesn't sound like it'd be too bad
We could keep the french and chinks under control
>>58302693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_qwUS8Uqjg
>>58302769
thx bruv
>>58302609
all me
>>58302693
>>58302582
Films in the 60's were so good, love those sets and songs. So good. If they made Lawrence of Arabia today it'd be all sterile cgi backgrounds and shit.
i've never been so fucking depressed
homeslty lads
i\, cinted off my tits
thank fuck i have a pass
>>58302814
Essex?
>>58302798
me in the hat
>>58302809
I keep feeling worse with every passing day.
>>58302693
absolutely degenerate post
>>58302828
yes
what you saying senpai
i just got back in hahaaa
yano when you get in and youre like fully smashed and then youre like... hmm smoke a joint before bed
but then youre too drunk to give a fuck so you just blaze the piff inside your bedroom and hope your mum dont smell it
thats me right now anyway boys
>>58302814
same
>>58302828
good guesswork
>>58302770
>>58302851
considering doing another line bruv
mate is at a house party and im wating for him to tell me the address
>>58302228
AUF ENGELAND
>>58302809
>>58302840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5mwwgoZKzM
cheer up buddies
>>58302846
You doing drugs again lad
>>58302855
not sure what you were trying to convey with this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
How do Canadians feel about being annexed by the motherland and kicking the French and the chinks out?
>>58302877
What does Gott Strafe mean?
>>58302884
did a bit of coke senpai
sorry :/
mostly just alcohol though
nearly got in some fight with some cunt that was starting on my mate that was more fucked than me
>>58302882
There is no reason to be happy.
>>58302876
not usually big on it but ive done more than my fair share of lines tonight
also made triple digit figures from the same stuff but not going to get into that
>>58302833
Tokyo
>>58302912
Bad lad
Have a good night anyway
>>58302912
prefer pepsi myself
>>58302908
"Gott strafe England" was a slogan used by the German Army during World War I. The phrase means "May God punish England".
Guten morgen, Herr Anon.
Wunderbarer Tag im Euro-Großreich!
die Briten Votum STAY ja??
>>58302901
This literally gives me chills, it really should be England's official anthem.
>>58302914
if i get the address ill snort soe more
if not im going bed
>>58302936
:(
safe lad tho x
>>58302941
fuck off you yank cunt
>>58302618
I think the agony is the only way to end it, since death is very anti-climactic and if you shoot yourself is so quick. Its not romantic at all.
I wish there was a way I could die fighting for something but the US at this point isn't worth anything.
A great war, something visceral and primal that I could through myself into and not emerge.
I don't want a suicide but I want to die for something greater, something where I am given glory in my death, something that gives my life meaning because of my death
All I can think of that can capture any of this primacy is to either die in the wilderness trying to survive or to stab myself
>>58302907
good but you'd NEVER EVER have the balls to even ask for a closer union with the commonwealth realms
>>58302953
Why do germans and japs love poop so much?
>>58302951
That is just bloody rude.
>>58302953
>eating poo
makes me bork in real life
>>58302965
good lad
Just finished my coffee
So fucked lads haha
*jumps up and down*
>>58302973
White trying to establish a white man's republic
>>58303001
oh fuck off
>>58302965
rather late to being back out to carry on the session but if you do then i respect that highly
kinda peeved at myself because i know if id been more focused and put the focus in i could have easily gone back with this bird
>>58302840
>>58302809
You're not alone lads
>>58303012
now now
>>58302895
Samurai
>>58303012
Hahahaha no!!!
>>58303015
tbf think my mate is ignoring me
hasnt' opejend my snapchat
so fuck it no more stims or i won't be sleeping for bare time
i could have probably shagged some slag tonight as well but i was a bit off my face so oh wlell
>>58302941
bruv youve literally just catted one of my own personally written grime bars
"yeah, man are feeling eski
don't do coke cuz i prefer pepsi"
don't make me vocaroo the whole 16 bar
>>58302985
They meant to put god save england, it was a mistake the whole time.
>>58303025
*punches John Bull in the face*
>>58302973
We need another hitler so I can die fighting for him in a glorious battle against the pakis
he replied
tursn out it's time to sniff some more coke i think
>>58302983
>both countries eat poo
>both countries don't have children
Natural selection is amazing
>>58303052
yeah well its 20 to 5 so its not too bad to call it a night around about here
and yeah we're probably in the same sort of boat
at the time i don't really care so i don't put in much effort but now i'm at home lonely i'm wishing i had put in effort
>>58302266
Is this the shooped one or no, I forget
>>58303084
ever done it rectally? might as well give it a go yeah
>>58302951
Sounds like Gott decided he'd much rather strafe our good friends the germans
>>58303104
nah senpai
i got the address of this partty and it's still popping
probably gonna go to it
>>58303107
no bruv im not a bender mate
>>58303061
me on the left
>>58303084
fair play lad
enjoy whatever the night has in store for you
>>58303107
fuck off yank battyman
gis a kiss
>>58303116
rude
He just put their savior in the wrong Austrian.
>>58303084
Wise words for you anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oW6ThlRpBA
>>58303131
This webm makes me want to murder someone.
>>58303126
bare late but whatever
ill proabbly be back in like an hour and the coke should have worn out by then
>>58303142
foy
>>58303116
God has been straffing Germans on behalf of the English for a while now.
But God has no nationality, right chaps?
>>58303148
Why? I gives me a hard on
Theres few things more relaxing than listening to the LOTR soundtrack before sleep while playing out a grand adventure in my mind tbqh
>>58303151
>muh acronym
Very impolite, especially considering that I'm trying to save your life.
I'M IN LOVE WITH THE COCO
>>58303163
I hate seeing happy people.
>>58303148
Rasheed
WHO HERE EATING A BURGER.
REAL FATASS HOURS!
why don't you lads think well of the jerries?
>>58303173
YEEZY TAUGHT ME
>Madeleine Albright (U.S. Ambassador to the U.N.) fell into a trap of answering a loaded question (and later regretted not challenging it instead) on 60 Minutes on 12 May 1996. Lesley Stahl asked, regarding the effects of UN sanctions against Iraq, "We have heard that a half million children have died. I mean, that is more children than died in Hiroshima. And, you know, is the price worth it?" Madeleine Albright: "I think that is a very hard choice, but the price, we think, the price is worth it."
weeeeeeeew
If I was muslim I would be a jihadist
>>58303217
If I was Muslim I could probably just buy a wife and be happy.
>>58303197
Women weren't made for politics.
>>58303197
THIS IS THE PRICE OF, FREEDOM
ye cool im going to this house party lmao
bye lads xo
>>58303235
If I was a Muslim I would stab a Jew
>when yanks try to join in the charlie chat
ermmmm nah m8 you lot stick to your meth and that
around here, cocaine is a quintessential british product
>>58303235
this, who wouldn't want a pure virgin religious conservative wife
>>58303189
love ben and jerry's me
>>58303235
If you think a woman will make you happy you're wrong
>>58303235
>if
>>58303241
>implying
>>58303265
FOY
>>58303251
have fun
would probably appreciate blogpost updates if possible
what are the chances of you clapping stinky fingers?
SMASH DAT MUFUCKING LIKE BUTTON IF U STILL UP
>>58303270
I wouldn't be shitposting here at 5am if I was married.
>>58303267
I'm sure it would.
>>58303261
>cocaine isn't heavily used in America
I have bad news for you anon
plus the coke i did in london was shit tbqh
>>58303261
you can't even grow coca in britain you fucking swine
>>58303261
it's literally a spic drug.
>>58302208
What is this thread?
I haven't been here in a long time and this is new to me.
>>58303286
safe
i could have pulled in the club i was in earlier but fuck it mate don't really care
just going to this party to get more fucked up ngl
>>58303300
yankei putas
>>58303287
Which one
>>58303291
it probably is used a lot, but cocaine is definitely a british cultural thing too
half of the mps snort something
>>58303298
obviously not
never said you could, but cocaine is very prevalent in british society, across all classes
>>58303300
fair
>>58303261
m8 i've literally done cocaine in florida and in england. american cocaine is ten times fucking better. our coke is weak as fuck and laced with amphetamine. you do a line and you feel vaguely buzzed for half an hour or more. american coke is real shit you feel fantastic for 15 minutes and then you feel like doing more
>>58303301
It's the american thread
>everybody is just getting home from a night out with their mates
>probably heading home with a qt to fuck
>I'm just sitting here after spening all night playing red orchestra and shitposting on /brit/ while stuffing my face with pizza
>will probably do this tomorrow night too since I've nobody to go out with
>>58303399
>>I'm just sitting here after spening all night playing red orchestra and shitposting on /brit/ while stuffing my face with pizza
sounds great
Why are brits always so uppity and butthurt all the time? It's gotten to the point where butthurt isn't even a word there anymore- it's just 'banter'. Why can't you just struggle in irrelevance by yourselves?
>>58303371
>not getting your shit from dnm vendors that have been energy control tested
t . esses on hi s phone
>>58303362
>our politicians doing drugs are different than yours doing drugs
Lad what are you even doing.
A german brought it to the first worldt.
An American company popularized it.
Thatcher’s Conservative party talked about success and social advancement. Cameron’s Conservative party talks about gay marriage and wind turbines.
>>58303399
I know that feel anon, I get sad seeing people happy now
>>58303439
Think they talked about a few more things then that desu
>>58303358
all of them if u a real nigga
>>58303428
>Why can't you just struggle in irrelevance by yourselves
We're trying to in here but yank cunts like you won't let us, now fuck off
>>58303439
you can't believe in gay marriage and Islamic presence at the same time
If you oppose gay marriage you are literally a Rorke
>>58302208
is that lemmao whatson
>>58303399
come to America and we can end this together
Can not sleep lads haha
>>58303291
also, i dont know the situation but if youre a drug dealer in london and youre selling something to a yank, he could have sold you anything and realistically you couldnt have done fuck all about it
>>58303371
see above post but it really depends, in florida i guess would be the best place for high quality in america
but like i said above it mostly depends on your connections, everyone bashes it with something to increase their profit margin
although i guess if it's coming from south america then there is less stop offs then to get all the way to britain
>>58303435
lad im smashed so yeah im chatting shit a bit
but i just think in the middle classes/government workers, coke is really popular here but im not too sure about US
>A german brought it to the first worldt.
>An American company popularized it.
really not sure what you meant by this but would like you to elaborate
educate me famalam
>>58303425
Try doing it every night while working minimum wage, still living with your parents. I'm 20 turning 21 soon and I'm scared that i'm getting too old to be taken on as an apprentice so I can get my own place and start a life. It really worries me
Lads I'm fucked
This house party is dying off roo
Might have to come back and shit post for a bit whilst I'm still pinginif
>>58303516
Albert Niemann
John Pemberton of Coca-Cola
And then there's Freud if you wanna throw him in too.
Go to bed la
>>58303544
>go to a house party to post on /brit/
>>58303490
That's the thing, you simply mustn't oppose gay marriage - it's not the done thing
that's the point
I love the Queen desu, I don't know why but I do. I'd take a bullet for her if some rasheed tried to kill her
I want to experience the sweet death of a Rorke blowing my faggot brains out at last
bad edition
>>58303568
Mate fuck off I'm on my phone
https://www.fb.com/abcnews.au/videos/10155032009064988/
what a fucking spastic
What do you lads know about Austria and the Austrian people?
>>58303551
>Go to bed la
oh fuck off yank i dont follow your orders
ill drunkpost if i want to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOc888DemVE
grime desu
RUN UP ON A MAN LIKE ARE YOU TIPSY??
>>58303583
you are not funny
She is so adorable
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbdVvIbB1KU
>>58303600
Nothing. Don't even care if you all died.
>>58303583
>anti-yank webm
>African-American internet phenomena references within said webm
>>58303583
how is thai cocaine
>>58303597
>greens MP
Why do these still exist?
>>58303600
>What do you lads know about Austria and the Austrian people?
>>58303600
>fat people (probably less than the uk tho)
>habsburgs
>like to ski
>less cucked version of germany
>hitler
>>58303628
you are my one and only.
>>58303645
it's just banter
>>58303646
dunno
>>58303597
I'd be a bit worried too if my rivers were so flammable
>>58303649
good question
>>58303665
I know you keep posting this picture so you have probably masturbated to it.
>>58303600
birthplace of adolf hitler
thats it
thats your own relevance in the course of history
>>58303600
only good at conquering defenseless slavs
>>58303685
It is the last day of resort skiing today. Saddest day of the year, really. Think of it as the Queen dying but every year.
Also we are completely different to Germans :)
>the literally only known person from austria is actually german
>>58303706
yea
this is literally my fetish
Had never heard of this country before if i'm honest
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comoros
>>58303600
Hitler,Freud and you lads did a lot for obscure medicine things.
>>58303731
Exactly. Some continental countries do not deserve to exist.
>>58303761
I didn't know this was my fetish until just now
>>58303761
Link me to the videos then
>>58303600
we wuz Hapsburgs
>>58303754
You're about as different from germans as the scots are from the english
from the inside it may seem like a lot
but from the outside it doesn't seem massively different
>>58303759
utter rubbish
>>58303754
t.adolf fritzl
fucks sake lads is houdn;t have been so retarded
everyone was leaving as i got there
now im off my tits again and can't sleep
>>58303761
did an older girl spin you around too fast on a merry-go-round when you were younger or something?
>>58303762
>not having that flag
>>58303800
I suppose the difference is that despite being the smaller nation we are better, unlike Scotland which is a disgusting failure of a place.
>>58303830
>everyone was leaving as i got there
That's pretty embarrassing being invited late to a party.
Will never understand normies.
>>58303849
Scots on suicide watch
>>58303810
The Fritzl thing could have happened anywhere, you all just jumped on it because le mountain people r ebil
>>58303849
>Scotland is a disgusting failure of a place
Austria, you're alright lad.
>>58303861
mate it's 5am what you chatting
my fault for being a spastic
was at a club then my mate when to the party and told me to come
but whatever
gotta wait like an hour before i can stop being fucking buzzed
>>58303787
idk but I wanked to this earlier
can't be assed to write a review atm though
http://liebelib.com/german-bondage-bukkake-tit/7/?d=3
I want to fix my sleeping pattern, should I go asleep now and wake up early or just stay awake until tonight?
>>58303901
stay up with me bruv
Forwards into battle!
>>58303873
nobody cares you austrian cunt your country is about as relevant on the global stage as nigeria kek
>>58303901
set your alarm and wake up early tomorrow regardless of how many hours you get
>>58303901
>I want to fix my sleeping pattern,
Why?
I loved having a fucked internal clock when I was a NEET.
Can't wait to do it again soon.
>>58303910
And why are you staying awake?
