>one shot at life
>not born in Switzerland
JUST
>one shot at life
>not born in Poland
>>58276611
Pakis are not welcome there
t. Swiss
>>58276611
Is that... A fucking med pack?
>>58276790
but Albanians and Yugos are, apparently
Why do people keep obsessing over this meme country? 25% of it is immigrants (so much for muh homogenous paradise) and everything is expensive as fuck
>>58276874
Better than Pakis and we need cheap workslaves
>>58276875
>everything is expensive as fuck
Doesn't matter when min wage is $1000000 in a month
>>58276875
>25% is immigrants
And 80% of those come from Italy, France, Germany and Austria. All of the same ethnicity of Swiss people. Literally non-immigrants
Everything is expensive, but wages a lot higher
>>58276939
There is no min wage in Switzerland
The real indicator is purchasing power. And Switzerland is the first or second after luxembourg iirc
>>58276611
Used to go there all the time on vacation, and when my dad went on business there.
The Swiss are so fucking cold and boring desu.
>>58277236
R
A
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F L A G
>one shot at life
>born 20 kilometers from the borders, still not in Switzerland
>closed border policies will restrain me from liing there
>>58277307
>indonesia
>rare
Fucking retarded Americans I swear to God.
>>58277342
at least you get to be a condescending cunt and to pretend you don't understand Italian
>>58277388
It's Monaco you dumb fuck.
>>58277412
lol
>>58277388
>>58277412
im poland dude weed czczczcz
invasions
>>58276611
Swiss citizenship is not an enviable status.
Switzerland is a small, neutral, and voluntarily politically isolated country. In other words, Switzerland is a weak country.
Europeans are forever under the delusion that Switzerland is a "rubber" country that no one will ever fuck with; this way of thinking is based upon the the accepted European tradition of leaving it alone. Mehmet cares not for this tradition.
>m-muh mountains
>m-muh blown bridges
>m-muh quality of life
It is always worse to be the party under siege, than the party laying siege.
Violence, or the capacity to do violence, is the foundational currency that makes "quality of life" possible in the first place.
>>58277648
-I-Indonesia and Monaco have been combined in a strange manner!
>>58277891
You mistake weakness for intelligence
Switzerland is not a weak country, Switzerland is a quiet country
Let's see the mehmets trying to fuck with us. We'll unleash the hell people knew in the 14th century
Chinese take over Switzerland
>>58277236
GIVE MY FLAG BACK, YOU ASS
>>58278140
you wish
>>58278233
t: xiao
>Swiss military cannot respond to attacks outside regular office hours
http://www.theguardian.com/world/shortcuts/2014/feb/19/swiss-air-force-ethiopian-airlines-hijacking-office-hours
>>58276611
i don't mind being a hobo starving in Switzerland
just once in my lifetime, just once i wish i would experience TRUE DEMOCRACY
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
good country, shit people
>>58276611
>one shot at life
>born in America
>get another shot if not several
>>58279413
lel
>>58276611
>one shot at life
>be born in Switzerland
feels good t-b-h
>>58276611
>one shot at life
>not born in America
dodged a bullet there
>>58279668
>>58279552
So great, that every american singer moves there.
>>58279413
>>58279668
Enough of this meme
Every country has its own pros and cons, I think Switzerland is too strict and boring. I go there for skiing.
>>58277067
Do you use public transport?
How much does it cost to use it?
>>58276875
80% of those are from neighboring countries.
The other 20% are mostly Balkanites and T*rks.
Not Pakis, Syrians, and Afghans.
>>58283854
Thus the Amer**** spoke
>>58278475
That's what living in a peaceful nation allows.
Not so much in America.
>>58276611
I am Swiss, lived all my life here but I am still not a happy person. But I guess that's the same with the majority of people on 4chan.
>>58283914
>T*rks replying to me
I'm honestly surprised you can use english.
You learn something new every day.
>>58284006
Being infinitely rich and having high living standards doesn't change autism and mental illness.
>>58278449
Stop breeding you fuckers
Gengis Khan did nothing wrong
>>58279413
>>58279413
>>58284019
At least I learn something, americunt.
>>58284006
feel the same bro, depressed as fuck even though I have everything I need
>>58279413
>>58279668
na i'm good senpai
Imagine having one shot at life and being born in this """"""""""""""""""""""""""country"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>58284185
rare
>>58284212
Ioseb Jughashvili also had one chance at life, follow ur dreams.
>>58284171
>>58284006
Go get some pussy for fuck sake
>>58284006
>>58284171
>still not a happy person
Says the comfy guy posting from a very expensive computer while wiping his tears with money while living in a first world country with no criminals with a fridge full of expensive food he just bought
>>58284518
I can't buy acceptance, belonging or love with any money in the world. Turns out that that's so much more fundamentally important than expensive food.
>>58284302
I have other problems than ''getting some pussy''
>>58284674
fuck you piece of shit
>>58284689
>>58284674
Like what, no money for the Swisspass ticket or what?
Stop whining and just fuck you and your greedy citizens like our CH-FI dual citizen minister cuckold faggot analplug shit Anne Berner who is just selling, privatizing, banning everything and just making life worse.
one shot at life, born with autism
>>58284936
>Berner
That's your problem.
>>58284906
Why so mad? You are acting as if all that wealth was earned without any work or something. I fulfill my duties in the army as an officer, I vote, I pay the taxes and I undergo education in the University to repay society for everything I've been given. Nothing here is given for free. If you want to have a good life, you have to deliver high quality work. Which I doubt is the case in your country, even though you also have a cross on your flag.
>>58284674
Go drive your bugatti around Europe, as soon as you got out of the car, you will get a lot of acceptance, belonging and love
>>58285116
Is that a common jew surname in Switzerland?
>>58285180
>Which I doubt is the case in your country
hence the thread..?
>>58285202
Do you have any idea how expensive possessing such a car in Switzerland would be? No way I will ve able to afford anything close to a bugatti in the foreseeable future.
>>58285235
Yeah kek
>tfw thinking of taking a 6months absence from work so I can go fuck boipussi in Phuket
>one shot at life
>born poor in america
>>58285541
Okay.
>tfw the centre party always cheats
>>58285292
>not doing exceptionally good work in order to have a comparative advantage even though you know this fact
>complaining and being jealous of those who apply this common economic knowledge that's been out there for centuries
Is this the faibled 3rd world logic?
>one shot at life
>grandmother is Swiss (and was rich)
>she had a falling out with her father, got disowned and for whatever reason moved to Belgium of all places
I could have lived an idyllic affluent Alpine life but she just had to moved to the most meme non-country in all the world.
Goddamnit grandma
>One shot at life
>born to crack addicts in a ghetto
>I'm white
>got the shit beat out of me daily by blacks
>never had a dad
>mom didn't care
>no family
>no friends
why live
>>58286064
I think you can very easily get citizenship if your grandma is Swiss.
>>58286150
shit anon, you will make it
>>58286150
What state?
this >>58285053 tbqh
>one shot at life
>born wealthy blonde/white Californian
>>58288072
>Californian
Im so sorry
>>58288179
i'm willing to switch with him desu
>>58288179
I get to go to the best universities in the world for less than half price and the weather's always nice. There are cute girls all over. I really don't see the problem, famiglia, so long as you have money.
>>58288179
this
>>58288235
>there are cute girls all over
But are any of them in your bed, Elliot?
>>58286150
YOU ARE WHITE MALE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwywPGAZ43Q
so am I!
>>58276611
>one shot at life
>born a swiss irish dual citizen
>mother moves to america before i become 18 forcing me to move also
fick mein scheisse auf uezs.
>>58288681
probs a joke for people outside USA but you get tons of programs just for being a woman or non-white in USA.
there was a special on 60 minutes about the young white male epidemic, the suicide rate for young white males completely dwarfs every other demographic, insane opiate OD rates, etc
nobody really cares though t b h
>>58288072
CHI
>>58288600
Sometimes. I'm only okay-looking and I have basically zero libido, but I benefit from the qt-factor sometimes.
>>58276611
>one shot at life
>born in Niger
>nothing around you but desert
>children are starving the streets
>you still praise Allah for bringing you into this world
>you dream of the 72 virgins you're going to get in the afterlife
>all is good
>One shot at life
>Be born in the last non country in the world
>>58288771
this tb h. shitskins and sjws are under the illusion that whites live an idyllic existence. meanwhile i live in a run down apartment with an abusive family in a neighbourhood which wishes to kill me based on my skin colour with shit job prospects in a country i dont even want to be in. but im a fuckin "white" (>irish >white) male so :^)
just marry a swiss woman
>>58288931
palestine=israel tb h
>>58289185
>impling a swiss woman would marry some random yank
>>58289164
there's more white people that live in absolute poverty(<100% of the poverty line) in USA than there are black people total
the people who shout the 'white privilege' meme are people who were lucky enough to be born into upper-middle class households and think everyone else had a fairytale life like them
meanwhile, white USA is being ravaged by heroin and abso-fucking-lutely nobody is even acknowledging it. Statistically, I'm 12x more likely to die from a heroin OD than get shot.
>>58276611
>one shot at life
>born in Brazil
>poor as fuck, but not favela-poor
>father is child of Swiss immigrant
>grandmother gets him a Swiss passport, just in case he'll ever need it
>suddenly, grandmother gets brain cancer
>she decides to go back to Switzerland
>she dies in Switzerland, at the side of my father, my aunt and my uncle, who traveled to Switzerland just to stay by her side
>mother loses her job
>we are in some deep shit
>father decides to stay in Switzerland to get some work, since he's a Swiss citizen anyway
>he gets both me and my mother a Swiss passport
>we decide to emigrate to Switzerland
>I was only seven years old
>had all my education here
>now I study at a Swiss university and live a comfortable life
>meanwhile, Brazil is falling apart because of the PT and Dilma
HAHAHAHAHA. I really can't make this shit up. This is the true story of my life. I was lucky, but I'm a Swiss citizen, so no one's going to get me away from here anymore.
>>58288931
there are plenty of other non countries but you can bet your ass you guys are going to be the last in the universe to get one
>>58278061
Yes, all 500 birds and 1000 tanks (ooh!)
>>58289320
pic
>>58289346
palestine was never a country, only retarded muslims and stormniggers disagree
"Palestinian" people are just Jordan people
israel did what every other country throughout history did(might makes right, after all). Not sure why they get so much shit for it
>>58289164
>"irish"
Memenach iontach anon
>>58288771
its creeping in everywhere.
>>58289442
OD death rate increase over the past 35 years
went from 2.04 per 100,000 to 29.16 overall
>born in Switzerland
>manlet and dicklet
>get laid one time with insane luck
>her friends now act smug around me
>their friends do so too
>tfw we have lots of friends in common
>tfw she probably told them
>tfw laughing stock now
fuggg
Fuggggg
>>58289695
Fuck her again. Its a Sign.
>>58289695
if she had sex with you then it doesn't matter
>>58289344
How hard is it to marry an ugly Swiss milf/old man just for the citizenship?
>one shot at life
>born in an oligarchic family
>nepotism everywhere
Feels gud
>>58289695
I went to Switzerland once and felt like everyone was incredibly naive or autistic. It surprises me that they even have sex. They aren't like real people.
>>58289883
Well yeah I had sex but she made sure I won't get some from anyone she knows.
and I'm not really charismatic person either.
At least I won't die a virgin so there's that
That shitty anecdote just shows you can get fucked over in a rich country. Also, cities are the usual multiculti meltpot as everywhere in Europe.
>>58290127
I hope you came on her face
>>58290127
m8 just be good at foreplay and you're golden
foreplay isn't even difficult, I thought it would be but apparently men who are "bad" at it just flat out don't care
literally just rub the clit, suckle a bit on the breast with some pressure(wrap your lips around your teeth and "bite" down a bit,) finger her a bit
easy as shit
>>58284674
pussy faggot man up you fucking privileged retard
>>58290458
Calm down, trapo
>1 shot @ lief
>cro
>>58290598
do you live in zagreb?
>>58290102
Most are just hiding it. I've seen qts which looked and behaved so innocent, until you got them to know more closley, then they tell yout about all of their flicks, ONS and so on.
Though I think that's a typical Swiss thing, towards strangers we're very wary and careful about what we tell about ourself, it takes ofzen quite some time to "thaw"
>>58290633
Trogir
>>58290866
oh
>>58290900
i shit in the sea
>>58290866
>>58290946
looks comfy
>>58291133
it is.
>>58290946
what are the girls like?
>are they pure?
>are they qt's?
>>58291234
this >>58291241
>>58291241
they fine, but it's the tourist booty my pimpek wants, they the trashiest
>>58277236
I thought monagesque police threw poor people out
>>58291279
>croatia president
she's thick...
>>58276611
yolo
>>58288179
Denmark best ally of Texas.
>>58288235
I'm sure you say all of this stuff while fleeing from your expensive hellhole to come live in Austin and contain yourselfs with the rest of your shitty statesmen.
>>58291724
qtest flag
>one shot at life
>born as me
JUCHHE
>one shot at life
>not born in Scandinavia
>born in Ohio
Fuck.
>>58295461
Well you could always become a Columbus Blue Jackets fan
>>58276611
>be born in Switzerland
>die in an avalanche
>sister moves to Austria
>spends her life in a fucking basement
JUST
U
S
T
>>58276611
the epic swiss are rich and everything meme. sure. everybody in switzerland makes one billion bucks per year. of course. that's of it works.
