The Maid edition
cara
karen
Video games desu
Eating banana cake with a cup of tea watching Southpaw whilst it rains outside edition
HILARY
me irl
Tried to ground my wife's son for smoking in the house yesterday but he punched a hole in the wall and left anyway.
bit strange to think that we're in an ice age right now
in the future, we'll all be ugaly and not want to 'av it away and stuff
>>58276148
That is a really sexy dress
>>58276138
waiting for HoI4 tbqh
>>58276171
>>58276148
like this gimmick
>>58276151
hate this gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Js2-t1sIfp4
thoughts?
![_89388605_90c105a4-2a09-4799-8a56-3bde92751098[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tLO2Vrq.jpg "_89388605_90c105a4-2a09-4799-8a56-3bde92751098[1].jpg")
>Artist JMW Turner and his painting The Fighting Temeraire will feature on the new design of the Bank of England's £20 note to enter circulation in 2020.
Opinions?
bit strange to think that im not plowing your mum
>>58276203
ice to meet you
>>58276165
>punched a hole in the wall and left anyway.
>plywood niggers
>>58276171
it is strange, because we aren't
>>58276199
>tfw enjoy hoi3 and wote
>gonna enjoy hoi4 and there is nothing sperglords can do about it
>>58276177
t. QT audience sketch
>>58276251
we are though, this is just a brief interglacial
>>58276047
I don't think immigrants are going for jobs at my level.
I'm gong for 30k management jobs but I'm sick of employers saying shit like "MUST HAVE EXPERIENCE IN INCREDIBLY SPECIFIC INDUSTRY THAT NO ONE WILL POSSIBLY BE EXPERIENCED IN"
Like this job I just looked at said it required knowledge of articulated lorry servicing requirements for a manager job. Another said you must have experiencing in the roofing industry. Another said you must know how to use autocad and lift 40kg.
>>58275950
You're getting quite upset, lad.
What's your tattoo of? Is it some Cantonese lettering that you think is special and personal to you, but probably means "Poodle in Black Bean Sauce with Flied Lice"?
>>58276241
drywall, bitch
>>58276227
Never heard of him and don't care
>>58276227
>%current_year
>a white male
Absolutely abhorrent behavior. Disgusting. Vile. Pathetic patriarchal perversion.
>>58276227
good
Love his art
better than the random literally who woman who will be plastered on one of our notes
I've done some research on Ok Cupid and I shall no longer be going to Bulgaria. Though it's dirt cheap, the women there are all terrible looking.
Unironically probably the ugliest women I've ever seen (after you're mam)
can hear my roommate on his xbox bullying kids in call of duty
would join him if i had any social skills
time for a cuppa methinks
>>58276199
worried about it myself desu. The changes that they made the CK2 alliances were fucking awful. Ill probably enjoy it i just cant be arsed with the constant DLC
Kyary
>>58276227
Looks nothing like Timothy Spall, who the fuck did they get to model for this?
Is Viking worth watching lads?
>>58276227
Looks quite nice desu
>>58276313
Allegedly Croatia is good. Very cheap + good weather + fit women.
>>58276313
Try Poland
>>58276315
Is this him?
I'm weird and you're weird, let's be mates!
>>58276304
>Nellie Letitia McClung, was a Canadian feminist, politician, author, and social activist. She was a part of the social and moral reform movements prevalent in Western Canada in the early 1900s
Unlucky lad
>>58276366
you'd look cute in anything desu
>>58276366
Fuck off underage
>>58276366
stop attention seeking, fuck off to /soc/
>>58276227
handsome lad
>>58276366
YES
my scissors appear to have disappeared
>>58276366
>DSC135
Gee you really went the whole hog with that effort didn't you m8? You've sure fooled me with that cracker of a filename. No way it came from anywhere but straight from a legitimate photographic device!
>>58276263
>>58276199
>HoI4
>>58276315
Is is this him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3KPuN3-Qw8
imagine living in some shithole like uganda or nigeria
gf said she chose to get preggers via a black man because her jewish professor told her genetic diversity leads to healthier offspring.
>>58276330
>Long philtrum
Dropped
>Currently get paid £18,000 to manage 22 members of staff
>There's a job I've seen online for "office manager" for £25k that says "managing one part time member of staff"
>>58276227
>tfw no Turner bf
>>58276279
Experience in the roofing industry is not an outrageous requirement for a management position in the roofing industry.
Knowing how to use autocad isn't an outrageous requirement for a management position in any service industry.
If your job requires you to manage an articulated lorry servicing business, you should probably know some things about servicing articulated lorries.
M8, if you don't know ANYTHING AT ALL about the industry, you're not qualified to manage it. You're going to have to get some experience in at a lower level in any of these to know how to run the business.
>>58276431
>he thinks darkest hour is a good game
fuck's sake, i look away for 2 minutes
what got deleted
>>58276435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO0hQHou1cw
don't think I'd like it very much
>>58276148
Good waifu
>>58276148
this has got me into a wanking mood
>>58276391
this is just a random poll with a few choices
there are many more, but nearly all of them are shit because they are women.
I'd prefer Laura Secord because she fucked over the Yanks or Emily Carr because she's a good artist.
Sometimes on grand theft auto I'll invite a prostitute into my car, drive to the other end of the map, let her out of the car and speed off
Bet I fucked her day right up haha
Gf wants me to grow my hair out.
What do?
>>58276366
>brooksbank school sports college
hmmmmmmmm
watching road rage videos again lads
>people don't like my waifu
it's a good feeling
can anyone remember a time before they became a death obsessed retard who'd stab either themselves or others for virtually no reason
i can't, i was a human being before this
>>58276517
get chemotherapy so you go bald and then you won't have to
>>58276519
UH OH SPAGHETTIOS
>>58276517
Shave it all off fa͏m
Josie saw a monstrously obese person in town. She now feels sick to her stomach, but for unrelated reasons
>>58276517
Do what you want, you're a man aren't you?
>>58276476
Lad management is all the same shit. You learn your product knowledge on the job. As long as the people you manage know the product then you're fine.
Expecting there to be managers out there with that kind of experience is laughable.
>>58276517
go full max payne
slept 16 hours last night but still tired
>Light is therefore colour
>>58276436
Good girl
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>>58276479
I do
also Kaiserreich for Darkest Hour
>>58276612
you overslept you absolute madman
>>58276473
how the fuck can you manage one person
Mostly unrelated reasons
>>58276587
Josie Doe has the upper hand!
>>58276507
>>58276594
Put yourself in the recruiters shoes for a minute
>fucking loads of applications
>similar level of qulifications and experience
>one person has experience in the industry, one doesn't
who do you pick?
Should old films be remastered to include more people of colour?
>>58276641
are you an ordinary yorkshire lad?
>>58276652
just sit there and tell them to keep working
>>58276651
i needed to do a big sleep
>>58276670
The /brit/ poster who believes himself to be Patrick Bateman and plays the game of thrones.
>>58276693
yes, and less people of no colour (i.e. whites)
Gimme an opener lads
>>58276693
they didn't have colour back then lad
>>58276736
beautiful
never seen someone i wanted to shag more than her
>>58276693
they basically do that already with the number of remakes and sequels put out now
>tfw they are remaking Birth of a Nation to be about blacks
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36115138
haha really love this meddling american lad.
>>58276594
Are you fucking retarded?
You expect to be in charge of a bunch of people working professionally in a specialized industry without knowing ANYTHING about it? What the fuck would they pay you for if the employees under you are going to have to train you before you can even make an educated management decision?
Those aren't retail jobs m8. Those are industries where people have been trained extensively to do their job the correct way, and you want to manage them with no formal training or experience? I wouldn't hire you if you worked for free, the first time an employee brings you a problem and you fuck it up even more because you don't have a clue what you're doing you'll be getting the boot.
>>58276736
>>58276670
I doubt anyone has that kind of experience 2bh unless they've specifically worked in the lorry servicing industry.
It's like me mam who's an area sales manager. Over the years she's sold HVAC systems, Clothing, construction equipment, houses. Do you think she knew a fuck about any of that before she applied?
>>58276382
best mates :^)
>>58276736
Would bend her right over tbqhwym
>>58276747
What would in a fight, the sun or a trillion lions?
>>58276747
are you a bellend? because i want you on the end of my cock
>>58276762
Really? Lol, lel.
They have also remade the magnificent seven to include a woman and black and chink
>>58276545
We've had a reality show over here with people who have obsessive compulsive disorders, there was some lad on it who couln't stop thinking about stabbing people. He never actually stabbed anyone though.
>>58276354
will research
>>58276363
too gloomy and cold
>>58276747
Kiera you queerer
>>58276747
Kia ora Kiera
>>58276747
"You've got blowjob eyes"
>>58276773
>What the fuck would they pay you for if the employees under you are going to have to train you before you can even make an educated management decision?
But this literally happens in most management jobs. I transferred from a store manager to a manager in a call centre at a bank and I knew fuck all about banking.
>>58276747
is that a nipple or a freckle on your booby? ;-)
>>58276693
audrey best waifu
>>58276747
"hey I just had a crazy experience"
>>58276793
>tfw never had a best mate before
>>58276795
that actually made me laugh
>>58276484
seriously, are black people incompetent at developing an advanced civilization?
you can't blame whites for this
the romans lived 2000 years ago and were more advanced than nigeria
what the fuck were black people doing before white people had even gone to africa and were off developing civilization? the chinese managed it, the persians and arabs managed it too, i'm not racist but why the fuck is every predominantly black country a complete shithole? africa is rich in minerals and its where the first modern humans originated for fucks sake
yet it was the arabs who developed the first civilizations, the east asians invented hundreds of new things and spread them throughout the world, and the whites also built great civilizations and have been leading humanity for at least the past 1000 years
but what the fuck have blacks done?????
>>58276863
2 tru
>>58276815
it was just an example of what i'd do, i'd harm people in any way i personally could
Jimin
Just got home from work lads. What is everyone doing tonight / this weekend?
I came as soon as I heard.
I am very sorry for your loss.
>>58276791
Such an arrogant student
just because you dropped right out of a "business studies" udnergaduate degree doesn't mean that NOBODY has specific experience
Asking for specific experience is to weed people out in todays increasingly competetive world
>>58276870
how was your day best friend?
>>58276905
could do with a jimin gf
>>58276922
RIP are Harry
Reminder that the Russian version of 4chan actually has a /lgbt/ board
please answer
http://www.strawpoll.me/10016167
>>58276747
do you like memes
>>58276905
off to the pub la
>>58276517
ask her to grow hers out for both of you
Kathrine Hepburn is the best Hepburn
>>58276870
cute snek ;3
>>58276881
bit rich if your entire monarchy is black
>>58276905
Gonna have a few drinks. Might stay up for the Friday sync if it happens or get an early nights sleep. Not sure yet and ill probably order a pizza or Kebab desu
Why are so many adverts pushing the black man, white woman meme? It's not even subtle anymore:
TSB
Wickes
Just Eat
Easy jet
Galaxy
HSBC
I'm sure there's more.
>>58276984
People voting to leave have been browsing /pol/ too much
Who /nofriends/ here
>>58276971
reminder that no-one cares
>>58276990
are you straight?
>Notey McNoteface
>Posting ugly AOAs
Rate this Europe, lads
>>58276963
I wonder why they didn't have more flags. Are they ashamed of their country or something? I can clearly see an empty wall behind them. What an embarrassment that must be. I bet somebody will get fired for that.
>>58277037
FOY
also me
Fuck off Obama, you faggot
>>58277026
Probably just a combination of having quotas of ethnicities to fulfil and making adverts that want to show families
>>58276857
That was an incredibly poor decision, but you're talking about essentially unskilled babysitting in a retail or office environment.
I'm a contractor m8, if our foremen and production managers didn't have years of field experience it would be a disaster with some of the dumb cunts I work with. They're the ones that solve the serious problems. Guys with no experience start as general labor until they learn the ropes, then you move up over time. You HAVE to know what you're doing in a service industry to tell other people what to do.
>>58277049
Nu-Uh!
>>58276901
would you also do a shit on people
>>58277026
they're laying the foundations of the interracial breeding grounds
>>58277026
Imagine being this autistic
>>58277026
Why is it always a black man with a white woman though? It is so overwhelmingly consistent, it's never a white man with black woman or a black man with an Asian woman.
>>58277069
Maybe we could be friends...
>>58277037
Me tbch
>>58277049
all the aoas are pretty
>>58276984
voting leave but doing so ironically
>got to go to work in 4 hours
>still havent slept since yesterday's night shift
INVENTION IMPOSSIBLE
>>58277040
of course
fuck benders innit
just took pupper for a walkie
>>58277085
Your third eye is firmly shut.
Poleaboo is 1 (ONE) win away from becoming a golden Paladin
>>58277052
Shit, like your mum in bed.
Car drivers literally think they own the road, they're cocooned in their metal boxes and don't give a shit about cyclists. If they paid more attention to their mirrors instead of their egos there would a lot less deaths on our roads.
>>58277052
10/10 will end up triggering map autists. Who you playing as in that one?
>>58277087
haha no, mummy told me to be careful about people on the internet ;(
>>58276950
It was pretty good. Got a lot done on my degree project and I made some alaska pollock that I'm eating right now.
What about your day, friend?
might take a trip the pharaoh islands to see the pyramids
>>58277085
imagine being this cuckolded
>>58277026
Actual reason: to cover there arse and appear as a 'diverse', 'ethical' corporation. If you have an advert stocked with White Males(TM), somewhere there will be an SJW looking to fling shit at you, publicly, on social media for it.
Including token brown people prevents this. If you look closely you'll see a lot of mixed black women in adverts as well (usually 1/2 or 1/4 black with the frizzy hair) for the exact same reason. It's not just black male / white female.
>>58276881
civilisations that are geographically isolated grow and advance more slowly than those that aren't
the sahara desert and the ocean cut off sub saharan africa from most civilisations
but there were still some moderately developed sovieties like the empire of mali, sokoto empire etc.
Same way the inca and aztecs were nowhere near as advanced when europe started colonising the new world
>>58277104
Try and get an hour and a half nap. It'll help a lot.
>>58277026
I think there are guidelines about how they have to use minorities
>>58277130
When self-driving cars take over that won't be a problem anymore
>>58277036
She's a dirty fucking midden and it makes me rock hard.
>>58276971
actual 4chan has an lgbt board though?
>>>/lgbt/
>no qt Audrey Hepburn gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbdVvIbB1KU
>>58277083
no that's untidy i've never liked wet humor
>>58277107
How are the women of Croatia? Are there still landmines?
>>58276227
>"Light is therefore colour"
Would have much preferred "The Sun is God" desu.
>>58277107
>fuck benders
yes
>>58277027
>>58277100
why are you against leaving this horrible EU overlord state?
>>58276806
yea
I don't have high hopes for it
however you feel about the political message in Birth of a Nation it was a fantastic film
but I feel the Left is aiming to re-write history
wouldn't it make a lot more sense to vote one national party into the european parliament instead of just having random splintered groups that can't achieve anything?
>>58277229
And stabbing someone is not untidy?
cornered you there lad. you're right where I wanted you.
What do you brits think about leaving the EU, and what do you think about Obama weighing in on the potential decision.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/21/as-your-friend-let-me-tell-you-that-the-eu-makes-britain-even-gr/
>>58276762
>>tfw they are remaking Birth of a Nation to be about blacks
Er, no not quite. It's not a remake, it's an entirely different film that just takes its name.
Happy Earth Day lads! How are you celebrating?
/brit/? more like /shit/
>>58277230
>How are the women of Croatia
whores
>Are there still landmines?
in remote forests and plains, yes
>>58277250
are you a bender lad?
>>58277254
Why aren't you voting to leave the EU then, cunt.
>>58277130
>Car drivers literally think they own the road
Thats because they do.
>>58277345
Don't give a shit; will still be voting Leave.
>>58277320
>And stabbing someone is not untidy?
the smell's pretty different, i mean i haven't shat on anybody have i
i like you though netherlands you will die last probably
>>58277351
>it's an entirely different film that just takes its name.
its more or less the same idea
the fact they chose that name is significant because they want to usurp its legacy
>>58277362
Yes, I am a bender.
>>58277345
>what do you think about Obama weighing in on the potential decision.
The Jews are scared so they have deployed their biggest weapon, the American president.
>>58277390
Yeah but why?
Happy Birthday comrade
>>58277345
the u.s pushing its own agenda once again
>>58276806
>They have also remade the magnificent seven to include a woman and black and chink
And the original, which was also a remake, had a Jew, two Slavs and a Kraut
>>58277441
does anyone even care about O'bama anymore?
He's Bush in 2008 tier now
>>58276027
>There are ''people'' who unironically want to watch some boring, unoriginal libertarian cunt mumble for over 20 minutes, up to 2 hours
Woowwoowowowowowowzers
>>58277345
It would probably be a pretty major mistake in the short term. Dont really feel like diving into uncertainty because of the sovereignty meme desu especially when world leaders, Banks etc seem to be in favour of remain. I Didnt fall for Le fag and a pint man's ruse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvDz0znUiSg
>>58277365
trying to get a referendum here m8 but my population is brainwashed. My hope lies with the British population and that you'll be brave enough to leave. the UK leaving will be the end ofthe EU. it will finally die. the UK will save Europe
>>58277130
Instetad of having the current system where cyclists ride on roads obviously designed for cars and annoy both themselves and drivers we should just get proper cycle lanes everywhere
Honestly would be a good thing, loads more people would cycle and both drivers and cyclists would be happier
>>58277464
>Hitler: born 20th of April
>Lenin: born 22nd of April
>me: born 23rd of April
brace yourself lads
going to be doing tescos in the evening
>>58277480
not an argument
IF trump said stay in EU you guys would eat it up lma0
hope he does just to see the cognitive dissonance on your face
>>58277399
shit can vary though, a hard turdlet would not make much mess. I'd rather be hit with a hard turdlet than be bled on all over.
Also thanks for the compliment, it is appreciated. I also like Australia and especially its top quality popular culture.
>>58277445
For a laugh. It will be a laugh if we leave the EU. It's something to do.
>>58277401
What part of "it's not a remake" are you struggling with here?
>>58276297
How haven't you heard of Turner
Fuck off underage paki
Wait wait... cyclists don't actually think they have as much right to the road as motor vehicles right?
They are unwelcome guests at best.
Long distance relationships are hard sometimes lads
Was the Roman empire the most successful of all time?
>>58277147
mainly eating, shitting and /brit/ing
might start doing some work now though
https://youtube.com/watch?v=4jLT7GQYNhI
>>58277519
I wouldn't
you do realise most people in real life in the uk don't know much about trump and don't like him
>>58277519
>IF trump said stay in EU you guys would eat it up lma0
no. I'd see it as Trump not knowing enpough about European politics and how incompetent and corrupt the EU is. I love Trump but the EU must go. Farage is fucking correct. how he isn't prime minister baffles my mind. Is it only because people shout
>"muh racism and muh immigrants"?
>>58277519
>Trump being in favor of open borders
>>58277561
>the most successful
at what?
when?
>>58277567
You should. Relaxing after you've done your work will feel better.
Don't be lazy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMu6TOJaqDE
>Cucked meme has even reached kpop despite koreans being racist as fuck.
>>58277519
It would be like when he gave his speech to Aipac sucking up to the Jews.
>H-he's just playing the establishment at their own game, h-he doesn't actually mean it!
>>58277345
Why doesn't America join if Obama thinks it's so good.
>>58277601
In economics, politics and culture. In comparison to other empires.
>>58277505
Nah, doesn't work. Instead the hitting of cyclists should be a national passtime. Make a competition of it and the top 3 hitters get a tax cut.
>>58277561
Probably, because of how long it lasted and it's overall cultural impact
>>58277478
>He's Bush in 2008 tier now
this tbqh
>>58277254
I grew up in France/Switzerland. I want to remain a part of that.
I think countries should try and come together anyway. The entire world needs to come together if we're to make any progress as a human race.
Might join the new union if it forms
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-36109164
>>58277604
ok, sorry mum
>>58277615
Trump shilling on /pol/ was hardcore yesterday after the transexual comments
anyone else saying that would have been crucified there
>the """"""""""""""""""""""""united"""""""""""""""" kingdom
what a farce
>>58277639
That would be like Germany on steroids
>>58277662
>I grew up in France/Switzerland. I want to remain a part of that.
Translation: I am an immigrant
Ah yes an immigrants opinion on immigration very good.
>>58277478
Obama is popular over here, more popular than any British politician.
>>58277652
questioning your Dutch-ness
>>58277652
Fuck off cager
>>58277561
How do you define successful?
The British Empire was the largest.
>>58277435
are you a manly gym bender or a feminine sissy boy bender?
Name literally one flaw in Obama's presidency
>>58277720
Don't see why
He's a lying manipulative racially biased cunt
Racism will always exist.
There will always be people who hate others who don't look like them.
>>58277710
>america joins the EU
>gerrmany still somehow dominates it
need a big juicy nigger dick up my arse
>>58277713
I was born in South England, moved to France when I was 2, so I am a British national.
Your move, faggot.
>>58277670
The NUS is full of fucking nutters that most students dont really pay attention to desu. Its radical because nobody else really cares that much about it
>>58277745
Sissy.
>>58277758
the part where he's black
