hutsul gf edition
>tfw no gf
Convince me why i shouldn't want one
>>58262791
first for britbong
>>58262864
you don't earn enough money to support her parasitic lifestyle
>>58262864
>Convince me why i shouldn't want one
why ?
>>58262939
Because I'll never have a 9/10 qt gf
>>58262823
>being a hipster
>being a sjw
What does anything of that have to do with the fact that palm oil is a cheap substitute and its damaging effects on human organism are proven?
You just got your buzzwords mixed, senpai.
best pornstar works at strip club now. I never been to any brothel/strip club but now i'm seriously considering it.
>>58262791
Anyone got r34 on that mouse? She looks like a total slut on that pic.
>>58262978
and why is that ? there is more than looks thats important тбх
>>58262791
>making another thread
just let it die
>>58263088
Sure if you're a loser with mommy issues and fat vallet.
>>58263143
anime
please post anime
>>58263088
Can you not get laid on your own?
>>58263119
Not sure about you but I can't get hard to personality.
Fuck i love waffles
>>58263605
I can't get laid with her on my own.
/Abigaile.S.Johnson/photos/a.263381777030861.55730.205233806178992/995472337155131/?type=3&theater
>>58263730
that bitch is your average hoe
>>58263730
Wow you really are desperate.
>superaverage looks
>loose cunt
>did I mention she's average?
And you would actually pay for that?
Fucking r9k made me like Taylor. She seems social awkward without the awkwardness, like she actually has it allright in her head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnbCSboujF4
>>58263823
>>58263887
She is fucking gorgeous, has beautiful smile and literally angelic face. I don't know anybody prettier than her.
>>58263255
why
>>58263985
>being this much attached to a literal whore
Just stop posting, it's really sad.
>>58263985
our average girls are prettier than her
>>58263907
feminist cunt indoctrinating young girls
>>58263730
>>58263907
>>58263907
That's her image.
>>58264330
I am just saying she is beautiful. If you can't judge a womans beauty just because of her history/occupation, you are a sad human being.
>>58262791
magyar cigany
>>58264629
>>58264433
>>58264659
Well sure she is still mostly plebian, since she is famous pop singer and all, but she still seems like i could have a beer with her at a party. She seems like the kind of girl who can do all right at a party, but secretly still wishes she would be at home reading some book/watching some tv show near to fireplace
>tfw date today
>>58263887
if this is her than she definitley above average
>>58264966
>>58265007
why would someone got to a party if they wish they were at home?
>>58264966
top lels
>>58265007
>>58265007
You sound a bit like Mr. Hyperbole
>>58264863
Yes, a woman's beauty isn't only about her face or tits.
A whore is a whore.
>>58265048
Above average as in
>no retarded haircut
>no plucked-and-then-painted-on eyebrows
>no giant fake tits
>no giant fake ass
>no retarded tattoo
She's above average whore, but as far as her looks go compared to any regular girl you meet on the street, she's averagest of the average. Plus, she's a whore, so that's a minus.
>>58265089
boy, you have no idea
>>58265215
Well yes i am mister hyperbole
>>58265089
peer pressure ?
tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU9cXIDnfcA
>>58265264
>Well yes i am mister hyperbole
well blimey my magic slav powers are working again
>>58265254
shes pretty but definitley above average also average girls on the streets can be "whores" too
>>58265264
>boy, you have no idea
just doesnt make sense why you would go somewhere when you are not obligated to and dont want to
>>58265281
weak genes
>>58265254
She is aesthetically pleasant if you want to get into semantics.
>>58265316
Yeah, whores as in not liking you, but some other guy you deem not worthy, am I right?
Still, that chick sucks dicks and gets fucked for money in front of a camera, it's as low as a woman can go.
>>58265411
>Yeah, whores as in not liking you, but some other guy you deem not worthy, am I right?
wat
>>58265316
I go out with people even though i don't want to all the time
>hoping to find gf
>networking
>maintaining relationships
>deepening bonds
>networking
>maintaining my own social skills
>pitty
>>58265482
>>hoping to find gf
>>networking
>>maintaining relationships
>>deepening bonds
>>networking
>>maintaining my own social skills
>>pitty
being a normie doesnt sound like fun desu
>>58265528
Sitting all day long at home, leeching of parents with no future prospects is fun?
>>58265528
you just have to find the right group of people to hang out with and sometimes stepping out of your comfort zone is refreshing
>>58265571
more fun than that but whatever makes you happy m80
>>58265571
doing stuff you like is fun, i don't like doing anything
One cannot have McDonalds every day...
>>58265599
>>58265695
dont meme on me femanon ))
>>58265739
we just see the world differently and have differing perspectives :^)
>>58265684
Je suis in kajakóma
>>58265631
>>58265602
Yeah because decisive majority of the people all around world is wrong and you are special snowflake who is comfortable being useless shit.
>>58265684
>>58265782
loooks expensive
>>58265684
post on instragram and your facebook, not here
>>58265801
learn to read before you pull random shit out of your ass
>>58265801
good thing that shouldnt bother you one bit
>>58265684
>>58265782
this threads turns into instagram/facebook wall pretty fast
>>58265833
If someone can post their nutellás lángos why can't I post what I'm eating?
>>58265896
your food is welcome here
>>58265773
for now ))
foodposting welcomed тбх
>>58265833
>>58265893
I, for one, do not mind foodposting
Although I don't like expensive-looking food
>>58265860
I read that you enjoy wasting your time at home rather than being social, did you say anything else?
>>58266087
Basically yes, that's all I said, nothing like saying the majority of people around the world is wrong for socializing or that I'm a "special snowflake" for not doing shit like you implied I did in your post.
What are your plans on weekend, inspire me
>>58266238
shitposting on /int/ ?
>>58266238
drinking, maybe a hike, cooking
that kind of shit
>>58266238
drink wine
play vidya
listen to music
watch some series
also what >>58266287 said but extend that to /mu/ and /ck/
>>58266238
night shift today, then vote for Hofer on Sunday and hope that cretin VDB doesn't win
>>58266238
id like to hang out with the qt im meeting today but we will see if she has time
if not ill prob be working and shitposting here
>>58266391
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_Democratic_Party_of_Austria
now this is one shitty party, I bet he leads the polls or something
what are chances for Hofer?
>>58266238
stop posting that ugly whore
the jaw freaks me our
When do summerfags come?
>>58266607
they're already here
>>58266607
summer
>>58266607
They've been here the whole time
>>58266666
god dammit
>>58266607
i thought summerfags were just edgy teenagers who only visit /b/
>>58266523
he's a close second in most polls
>>58266582
she looks fine тбх, i dont know whats yer problem
Lomtalanítás today lads, you find anything good?
>>58266683
absolutely devilish
>>58266607
supposedly there isnt an influx during the summer months just people who already visit are more active
>>58266607
moot said that summerfags are just a meme
>>58266890
>cigány
I throw away the sok szar,not collect it.
>>58266985
t. újgazdag
>>58266985
Free shit is free shit lad, sometimes you can find something cool or useful. The trick is to get there before the cigányok get there and watch over everything
>>58267072
>Get there before the cigánys do
Lehetetlen cselekedet
These fucks essentially roam the streed 2-3 days before the collecting has even started.
which region in your country do you not like?
>tfw so poor cant even buy a beer on friday
>>58267301
London
in terms of Cz tho
not a fan plzen
Where do you order your pizzas from?
>>58268093
i dont order pizzas, only eat them while going out
>>58262791
Are you retarded? HAHAH,
>/V4/
>Lithuania
>>58267301
idk man i don't even remember how many regions does cz have
>>58268179
you're an undeniable part of this general
magyar cigány
>>58268093
i like don pepe
>>58268200
this
Fuck judging your whole country like you know it, i was in whole of Moravia like four times in my life, haven't been to north of Prague in three years and only place i visit in south are Budějovice like once per six months.
So which one of you faggots is stalking me.
>>58268355
that is a small world m8
>>58268295
there is nothing wrong with that.
do you lads prefer baths or showers
>>58268491
I usually take a bath.
When I'm really sick or tired I shower.
>>58268491
showers
>>58268454
When i was a kid we used to travel all the time, visited every country in Europe except Scandi, Baltics and Benelux, but now i haven't left Prague/Pilsen for two years. I just don't feel the need to travel.
>>58268491
baths m8
>>58268491
showers, quicker and more convenient
>>58268448
are you a qt girl? if yes, I can stalk you
>your current age
>age you lost your virginity
>last time you had sex
>>58268491
bath to relax
shower when im in a hurry
>>58268807
>implying I'm not as untouched as freshly fallen white snow
3 more years and I'll be a wizard. Fear me mortals!
>>58268491
Shower is best. You get the feeling of running water, since its kinetic you feel the heat more, you aren't swimming in your own dirt, its quicker, running water cleans better, less potential to make a mess
>>58268807
>>your current age
21
>>age you lost your virginity
15
>>last time you had sex
2 months ago
>>58268807
I think I'll make people feel sad if I answer this
good luck lads
>>58267301
they say Ostrava is extremely shitty city, but I've never really been there, so what do I know?
>>58268817
this
>>58269045
>I think I'll make people feel sad if I answer this
you were raped?
>>58269104
>you were raped?
nah, been sexually assaulted a few times tho
>>58269045
i dont see the reason why, most of us are normies here anyway
>>58269183
> been sexually assaulted a few times tho
them shitskins love dominating white boys
>>58269183
>Britain
>>58269188
>most of us
yeah, sure
>>58269244
>them shitskins love dominating white boys
keks, no shitskins round here m8s, this place is white as anything
>>58269251
>people
>>58269188
true
>>58269183
What does that entail?
>>58269294
what happened
>>58269310
>What does that entail?
anything from unwanted physical contact in a sexual way but stopping short of rape
>>58269355
few women trying to take advantage of me while wasted (doesn't work, iron constitution, never too wasted). Some gay guys aggressively groping me, that kind of shit, grabbing my crotch, you know
sexual assault innit
im fairly big so i can fend people off but its still not nice desu
>>58269188
jebnem ťa lopatou po hlave ty čurák
jebnutý buzerant
>>58269434
ty kokot ty more do neho neskáč, hej?
ti zoberem život na balkón ty gádžo pojebaný
>>58269434
>:(
>>58269498
retardovaný čurák
zbijem ti tatka buzerant
>>58269429
>Some gay guys aggressively groping me
>grabbing my crotch
wew maybe you shouldnt be going to gay pubs :^)
>>58269541
ty more nedráždi hada bosou nohou po hlave
aj konár vie bodnúť
>>58269575
vyserem sa ti do nutelli
>>58269575
Oh wow. Sorry to hear that bro. Are people that insatiable in Britain?
Still, I'm kinda jealous. Nobody has tried to grope me before.
>>58269434
>jebnem ťa lopatou po hlave ty čurák
>jebnutý buzerant
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrVT5EimEeY
>>58269614
>vyserem sa ti do nutelli
>>58269614
>>58269566
this is the queer capital of the uk m8
plus gay pubs have the best cocaine
but yeah don't really go anywhere near them anymore
what can I say? I'm a fine piece of ass
>>58269620
people are just cunts who don't respect boundaries
and trust me, being groped or being forced upon as more akin to violence than anything sexual
>>58269614
žid byš hadoj nohy kokotko
>>58269676
>plus gay pubs have the best cocaine
like pic related?
>>58269750
>>58269676
>plus gay pubs have the best cocaine
So it's true what they say then? That everyone and their mother in Britain is hooked on coke?
>and trust me, being groped or being forced upon as more akin to violence than anything sexual
Awww. But it's a sure sign that you're attractive. I still wish somebody at least tried to rape me. I might even go along with it.
>>58269787
sa dosmeješ ty debilko zaraz, ked zistíš že tu nutellu som ti čorkol
no choď teraz a pozri sa do skrinky, nutellu máš? nemáš
si to dojebal teraz akože absolútne
>>58269756
>like pic related?
absolute horrific pepe that, 10/10
>>58269832
>So it's true what they say then? That everyone and their mother in Britain is hooked on coke?
lol it's fucking everywhere, if you've got british friends in the age of, say 20-40, you wouldn't be surprised if lounging around on a friday night someone's like 'shall we get a gram?'
happens all the time, I don't do it so much these days but I did have quite the habit at one point.
>"What shocked me most when I moved to the UK from Denmark is how normal cocaine is, and how many people do it. People do it in Copenhagen, obviously, like in most other cities in the Western world, but it's just a whole new level in London. People talk about it more casually, like, 'Oh yeah, let's do some gak.' It's less of a taboo here." – Aleksander, Denmark
from a vice article. notwrong
>>58269832
where do you live senpai? :^)
>>58269865
>>58269787
arguing about palm oil with chocolate aroma...
>>58269865
vysral som sa do svojej tiež
budeš jesť moje sračky ani o tom nebudeš vedieť
buzerant
>>58270000
ty sa tu akože do toho teraz tu nemiešaj ked nechceš dostať na hubu, hej?
>>58270070
sa pojeb teraz hej, idem do Kauflandu si kúpiť novú, ty kokotko malý ušatý
šak ty počkaj keď sa vrátim
>>58269986
And what's it like, being high on coke? Are there any drawbacks to it? I think I heard something about rotting noses when snorted but I can't remember.
>>58269989
Debrecen. Will you come and ravish me?
>>58270212
pozor mame tu drsnaka
>>58268539
>>58268555(nice trips)
>>58268596
>>58268603
>>58268817
thanks for answers, have a (You)
>>58270281
You only get the nose problems if you have an issue prior or you do multiple grams a day, every day, for months
As for how it feels, physically (after you've done it a few times) you'll immediately feel like you need a shit (vasoconstriction) then your heart rate will jump up and you'll start to feel a bit tingly
Mentally you then feel super alert, highly talkative, confident and relaxed imo. Too much can make you jittery and anxious. Kind of like caffeine but pleasant in a way.
if you do it while drunk it's a bit mellower, but very similar. With alcohol it gets metabolised in coca-ethylene in the liver removing some of the alcohol from your blood and some of the cocaine and that gives you a decent buzz of euphoria and lasts longer
day after is p rough tho, tend to feel really washed out, dehydrated, tired and hungry in my experience, unless you start your day with a beer and a line
>>58270373
those dont look like lanklet calves
>>58269010
oh fugg, forgot to give you a (You), sorry
>>58270478
>those dont look like lanklet calves
what is wrong with them?
>>58270597
nothing i just thought you had noodle legs
>>58270679
>nothing i just thought you had noodle legs
kek, i have noodle arms
i would probably have noodle legs if it wasn't for all the wheelbarrowing i have to do around the garden
>>58270428
It sounds like fun. Damn, now I want to try it. But I don't even know anyone who sells weed, let alone cocaine. Ugh, I hate this country.
Anyway, thanks for the info Brit-friend, very useful.
>>58270428
coke is expensive as fuck
>>58270858
I heard its cheap in prague
>>58270858
>coke is expensive as fuck
relatively, but if I go for a proper rampage on a friday I'll spend £40 on beer and £20 on coke so the coke is the cheaper bit
>>58270852
in Eastern Europe, due to a lack of ports and not being as rich as the west, coke is shit and expensive
speed's a better bet
get anywhere near spain or england tho and you'll be laffin'
>>58267340
you can have what's left of my bottle of vodka if you like anon
>>58268807
At this point I wouldn't even want to lose my virginity to anyone but a virgin just because it would be too much work and a burden on a nonvirgin and I would be even more self conscious.
hey kamarati bles jozef diso nas straz xdddd
>>58268807
early twenties
14
n-no bully ;_;
>>58272435
ebin xDDD
>>58272548
why would I? it's already shit as it is
>implying you can feel the pure pleasure of sex as a dumb and naive teenager with some random slut
>>58272435
alerta alerta, no pasaran!
>>58272686
hemos pasado, maricon
>>58272686
fugging parazit buzerant neger lover >:ddd
>>58272646
>>implying you can feel the pure pleasure of sex as a dumb and naive teenager with some random slut
not him but imo its better to lose your virginity at that age since you gain experience and figure out shit and what to do but once you get older and you are still a virgin i would identify with what he said since i wouldnt want to lose it to anyone but a virgin >>58271949
>>58272646
>implying you can feel the pure pleasure of sex as a dumb and naive teenager with some random slut
true, but you at least gain some experience and won't feel like a complete dingus when you have sex later
plus puppy love feels nice imo
>>58272620
pěkná prdka
Who /sleeps too much/ here? I just realized I have taken 2 hours nap after school almost every day this week, even if I sleep enough in the night. So much wasted time.
>>58273590
woke up at 7AM today, went to sleep around 12 and woke up around 4PM again
I always do this every 2-3 weeks, no idea why, probably catching up with my sleep schedule
>>58273590
pretty sure shitposting is more of a waste of time than sleeping
>>58273570
nice seggs, let me help
>>58275147
>>58275489
Nice seggek
kurva aniátok
>>58275489
I want this, soo much
>>58276011
why not have your own?
>>58275147
>>58276087
pancake ass, wide hips
im pretty much fucked, last gf was bullying me for it
>>58276170
>>58276348
>>58276276
>pancake ass
that can be worked on
>wide hips
that means more ass :DDD
>>58276389
>trami
>big dick
>>58276389
>trami
>erection
Képeken seggeket meresztenek menyecskék
going for beers with mates from hs, see you tommorow
>>58276525
>>58276472
wonders of modern medicine
>>58276569
:^)
>>58276626
>me
>normie
i have yet to kiss a girl you dum dum
>>58276569
na zdravie
have fun
>>58276724
femanon please )))
bles jozef diso agan xd
na strž!!! xddd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6neQ_DNMjIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFdulJcMMUE
dont forgt to vote kotlba he wil kill all jews n gypsy xddd
>>58276956
sht the fk up, white nazi trash
>>58276898
>>58268807
24
19
two days ago
>>58277015
FUGGING PARAZIT ANTIFAFAG
GTFO PARAZIT NEGER LOVER >xd
FUGGING KHAZAR >xddDd
>>58276724
why are you so grumpy?
is your hair still damp? :^)
>>58277074
quit samefagging asshole
>>58277043
yeah im going out soon no worries )))
>>58277094
fugging buthurt pole bcuz we fugging dstroyd u wit hitlr xdddd
>>58277093
>>58277128
>>58276956
Dr.Jozef Tiso raped little children
>>58277165
>someone is on their period
>>58277244
So I lost ~12kg in about half a year
I'm making progress lads
>>58277220
stp preading lie fugging fug >xddd
>>58277165
lel why is each those images different size? how many times do you have the same pic saved ?
>>58277338
gratz jappy
>>58277353
>>58277338
whats that?
>>58277397
why don't you go for a beer with your best friend?
maybe you could find her a nice boyfriend :^)
>>58277338
should have lost at leas 24kg but good job either way
>>58277294
>tfw I was invited to a pub but I turned it down because I want to chill at home tonight
>>58277503
>why don't you go for a beer with your best friend?
never seeing her again thankfully and i think she is equally as glad since im not an eyesore to her anymore
>>58277614
>I was invited to a pub but I turned it down
you are putting off drinking yourself to death?
>>58277452
Looks like an amphibious apc, I guess it's remote comtrolled and you can have little kids ride it for moni
I haven't seen anyone riding it though
They also had a train
who /cheeky cunt/ here
>>58277625
sorry to hear that, so i guess you arent going to give matura a shot huh
>>58277338
where did you found these adorable BTRs (or whatever they are, i suck at these things)?
>>58277750
A to w smoleńsku to był ZAMACH czy katastrofa?
>>58277545
That's almost my end goal, another 15kg and I'll be happy desu
>>58277397
thank (You)
>>58277749
>frisco
>>58277894
nah, looks like strongbow
>>58277677(punk's not dead)
that was just my drunk ramble, I'm not going to off myself when my parents are still alive
nemůžu ji to udělat
>>58278055
>nemůžu ji to udělat
are you sure you arent the one with the pussy here?
>>58277830
i will buy you a pizza of your choice if you give it a shot :DDDDD
>>58278157
wew how many kms do you have to walk to get a beer?
>>58277805
Pálinkafesztivál@Gyula
I didn't try any pálinka though, I only had an hour and didn't want to pay for a daily ticket
h-hello
>>58278241
h-hi, how are you?
>>58278241
Heyy, what's good
>>58278215
0,3km to bus stop in my village, 13km by bus to my hometown, 1,5km from bus station to the pub
>>58278120
*jim ffs
I am not the one pussying out of HS :^)
>>58278241
hello, kunaposting encouraged
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovak_Soviet_Republic
what the fuck is this
>>58278384
what town :*
>>58277850
w sumie katastrofa, szkoda stewardess i paru osób
zdrajcy z lizbony mi nie szkoda
>>58278299
>>58278376
>>58278422
life's good, family. how about you?
>>58278429
10/10 article fampai
>>58278384
>in my village
>my hometown
you live in a moving gypsy caravan?
>>58278422
>I am not the one pussying out of HS
>>58277805
>>58277338
>>58277685
i googled a bit and this crap is called FUG
aka Felderítő Úszó Gépjármű
http://mek.oszk.hu/12900/12993/pdf/12993_4.pdf
>>58278429
>>58278541
I mean,just look at it
>>58278241
ahoj
>>58278594
triggered
>>58278502
>what town
Heiligenkreuz an der Gran, the only aluminium plant in ČSSR
>>58278525
not bad, crashed my car yesterday, but nothing fatal
u?
>>58278546
>being so scared of matura
you are going to have a wonderful time in life
>>58278546
>you live in a moving gypsy caravan?
>says the person who is running away from matura to live in trailer park and work in her uncles junkyard
i moved before last christmas