كسمك يا او بي 2
>>58254356
>tfw you'll never be Arab
Can you guys even understand each others dialects?
>>58246319
دي ابتدت مرحلة جديدة من حياتي مرحلة اني اكون عبد سيد بك ومن بعده يبقي اسمي عبد سوزي هانم .. وهي الي سمتني الشرموطة..بلاش نستعجل .. ونبدا القصة من اولها . ابتديت الشغل عند مولاي سيد بك في الشركة .. وكنت الساعي والكلب الخصوصي بتاع فخامته .. اول ما يوصل سيادته الشركة اجري اكون مجهز فنجان القهوة علي الريحة زي ماسيدي بيحب يشربه .. وتدخل السكرتيرة الخاصة بتاعته مدام / وداد ودي سيدة مطلقة وعندها 30 سنة وعرفت بعد كدة ان سبب طلاقها ان جوزها اكتشف علاقة جنسية بينها وبين سيد بك .. فطلقها ..تدخل السكرتيرة تعرض البوستة وتقعد تدلع مع سيدي .. في الوقت ده اكون انا تحت جزمة سيدي ابوسها واقلعها لسيادته علشان اخدها الحسها وانضفها زي ما تعودت.. وكنت دايما اسوق عربية سيدي وانا باوصله بيت مدام /وداد علشان يقضي معاها كام ساعة .. او اروح لبيتها اجيبها تبات عنده في بيته .. وفي يوم وانا باقلع سيدي جزمته كانت مدام / وداد قاعدة علي المكتب وسيدي حاطط ايده بين وراكها بيحسس عليها ..وكانت جزمة مدام / وداد قدام وشي بالضبط .. وهي بتلعب برجليها فخبطتني في وشي بجزمتها .. وفوجئت بها تقول لي " انت يا حمار مش بتبوس جزمتي ليه ؟ ".. قام سيدي سيد بك ضربني .علي قفاي وقال لي " بوس جزمة ستك يا خول " وطبعا انا لحست جزمة ستي وداد مش بوستها بس ..
.
To be continued
>>58254557
مش مظحكة
>>58254853
وفوجئت بمولاي سيد بك بيقول لي " انت مش متجوز ليه ياحيوان ؟ " قلت له " تاني ياسيدي .. ما سيادتك عارف حكايتي" قال لي " لا ..لا .. انا شايف لك عروسة هايلة " قلت له " انا عبدك وطوع امرك ياسيدي " ..قال لي " انا ح اجوزك الانسة وداد ستك "..وضحكوا هما الاثنين لما قعد يكرر كلمة " الانسة " وستي وداد اشترطت علشان توافق ان الجواز يكون عرفي ..والجنين اللي في بطنها من سيد بك يتكتب باسمي .. واخر واهم شرط .. ان المحامي اللي حيكتب ورقة الجواز العرفي يعمل كدة .. ولسة لبن سيد بك لم يجف من كسها ومن طيزي ..وفعلا حددوا ميعاد الساعة السادسة مساء للمحامي ييجي المكتب .. وعلي الساعة خمسة ابتدي سيد بك ينيك ستي وداد .. وبعد مانزلهم جواها فضلت نايمة علي ظهرها ورافعة رجليها علشان ماينزلوش علي فخاذها .. وبعد شوية ابتدي سيد بك ينيكني قدام ستي وداد وبعد ما جابهم جوة طيزي فضلت نايم علي بطني علشان ماينزلوش برة طيزي .. وعلي الساعة السادسة رن جرس الباب ودخل المحامي وكتب العقد ولسة لبن سيد بك جوايا وجوة كس مراتي وطول فترة خدمتي كساعي في مكتب سيد بك عرفت حاجات كتيرة مهمة
ردوا اذا اردتم ان استكمل بقية احداث حفلات التعذيب اللي بتعملها سيدي و سيدكم مولانا جلالة الملك ميستر سيد بك
>>58254386
>Sheldon cooper + chain mailing
You guy should be hired by the devil
>>58254928
ابسولوتلي ديسگستنگ
>>58255001
>>58255001
I want to learn Farsi in the summer. Where should I start, given I know jackshit about it?
Anyone online?
Brother deutschland are you back from work? I summon thee.
>>58254439
When I speak Arabic backwards arabs (i.e. the ones from GCC) look at me like "wtf?" and are all confused about what dialect I am speaking.
PROTIP: I'm speaking 10 at once with some French.
>>58257032
whats up
>>58257153
Hello how was work.
I just took a shower now. About to get dressed in my suit and act white for 12 hours to get a large paycheque,
What is your plan for the day habibi?
>>58257153
Now I am an adult I appreciate that my mum is a crap homekeeper (protip: she doesn't do ANYTHING, cook, clean, motherly, nothing) and I understand why my dad hit her. Did your dad hit your mum? Quite normal where we are from?
>>58257483
discuss in minute detail yesterdays revealed new cards for hearthstone with fellow bearded members of my craft.
>>58257592
cant relate my moms always 3 steps ahead of me desu
اليوم جمعه و أنا عندي اكتئاب
و النت بطيء يعني منقدرش نلعب تون اوف سالم
:(
>>58260282
ههههههههههههههههههه
Roll for your Roachfu lads
>>58261807
I really like turkish girls
>>58262254
Got a cutie, nice
>>58261807
basak, ezgi or serap plz
>>58262838
i got a crossdresser gg
>TFW DED THREAD
>>58262838
Ilknur and Serap are THE BEST
>>58262895
let's have a discussion going then
so do you hate indians?
>>58261807
MEHEMET
>>58265001
>001
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What should I fap to?
>north africans are back
like a hooker, gets angry without a reason and forget her anger without an apology
>>58266355
>/na/ leaves
>/mena/ dies
I wonder why
>>58266268
Traps
>>58266355
What are you talking about hobi?
BTW what's the difference between hobi and habibi?
>>58254386
Feels bad man, Arabs are bro tier.
>>58266420
it didn't really die we had a nice thread, the comfiest in 2 years
>>58266453
habibi is more formal and can be used in anger (talking iraqi dialect wise)
>>58254386 (you)
>>58266453
hobi is tounsi,habibi is machriqi but is sometimes used by tounsis
>>58254386
>>58266873
>hobi is tounsi
guess i have to stop using it and tell the other iraqis to stop too since you pulled tunisian copyrights out of your brown ass
>>58267041
I mean, when their flag is a copyright symbol..
>>58267041
Hobi is the go to word for tounsis instead of habibi is what I meant my depressed homosexual fellow mena poster
>>58266873
Strange, I mostly hear habibi and people told me hobi was Lebanese.
>>58266697
>habibi is more formal
Thanks
>>58267082
now that you mention it
>>58267118
that's true for everyone except Lebanon, stop pulling shit from your ass, and i'm not depressed nor homosexual
Why does the Iraqi have such a hardon for /na/
>>58267371
Not just the Iraqi..
Ento kolkem hobi
>>58267371
>Why does the Iraqi have such a hardon for /na/
i'm never fucking your ass stop dropping hints i don't want to, i don't need to, and i will absolutely not even after a meteor Armageddon and you had the only living meat hole on all earth
>>58267284
>h-how dare you lebnon says hobi too
nigga who cares lmao
>>58267438
f-fag
>>58267479
>Being this tsundere
>>58267548
>>h-how dare you lebnon says hobi too
reading comprehension much?
>>58267616
m8 if me and you were the only survivors of a disaster i'd spend my life searching for other survivors and if i can't find any i'd cut my dick off just to make sure i don't get drunk/feverish/senile and consider fucking you
>>58267721
This is becoming a bit embarassing man, contain your fantasies geez
>>58267774
you still don't get it, i have half a mind to cut my dick off now just for the distant chance of the above happening
>>58267835
That's it you disgusting gay weirdo
>>58267835
do u get your internet from isis ?
pls respond
>>58267969
kthnxbye
>>58268026
hi
>>58268092
tarek is clearly on her period,leave her alone pls.
>>58268026
isis isn't a communication company my half nigger friend
>>58268132
Sieg to the Heil
>>58268164
>Half nigger
>t.
Ya habibi!
Ya Nour!!
>>58268164
>half nigger
kek
now answer the question
>>58268136
hehe rekt
i feel devastated but still laughed because of the wit
>>58268260
>now answer the question
i did
>>58268273
good
>>58268318
>that watermark
>>58268390
XD
high quality contribution
i'm sure thankful you lot decided to come back to /mena/
>people are still replying to obvious friend begging
>you losers arguing over who's better, mena or maghreb
>mfw it's /arb/
here you go friends
>>58268654
>>58268500
lol good to know
أجازة الربيع بالنسبة لي تبدأ النهارده يا ولاد، فيلز جود فشخ
>>58254356
إيديشن خرا الحقيقة
>Mfw Lebanon
LOL
ميت
>>58269223
take a siesta pham
siesta is love
>>58269223
روح نام و ارجع بالتسعة
>>58268936
desu سهام صدرها اكبر
comfy arabic edition
>>58268936
Do they use that poisonous stuff that makes your skin white? Because they try to look as non-mediterranean as possible. What a fucking joke.
>>58268936
>ماجدة الرومي
always the motivated rebel
>>58269280
>siesta at 5pm
whyy?
>>58269309
نمت وصحيت
>>58269328
يمكن لازم معاينة اقرب
>>58269373
That's Lebanon, the country with the biggest hardon on not being arabs, and also they have plastic surgery epidemic .
>>58269373
>Implying Mediterraneans are not white
>>58269427
>mfw majeda is robot
>كن صديقي
>>58269592
>mfw wish i can be the one who pulls her out of r9k-ing
>>58268936
tfw the least touched up are the qtest in that pic
what's wrong with Lebs jesus
>>58269592
>>58269745
who ?
>>58269763
identity crisis
>>58269745
>مش رح تسكن افكارها ابدا
why live
>>58268936
Siham's breasts are obviously fake
>>58269780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJG0IZx6_M8
>>58269969
absolutely haram
>>58270066
How do you have internet ?
>>58270159
ISP provider
>>58270159
idk what is it with Moroccans and asking that
i mean you have the lowest hdi in /mena/ if you have internet why wouldn't better living people have it??
>>58270211
Islamic State of Palestine?
Neet, how much do you pay?
>>58270295
عشرة قروش و خمسة اوقية
>>58270277
Just here, have your (You)
did egypt OP literally get cucked or something ? context?
اهلين يا زلم وصبايا
>>58270396
He looks a bit like bilel desu
>>58270360
don't need a you, i need an answer
why do you keep wondering why more advanced nations who have better hdi than you how they got internet
i mean if internet could reach your half nigger hands why would it not reach more advanced people who despite wars and political instability are doing better than you in most ways?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOwOr-OAnis
majda was qt af when she was young tbqh lads
>>58268936
ahahahaha
>mfw "ثورة صدور و مؤخرات"
>>58270459
دااااااااايوووووم
>>58270459
How does it feel having smaller cocks than chinks ?
>>58270548
>Krieg
>Morroco
t.
>>58270354
>اوقية
I knew it, Mauritania will be a superpower by 2017
>>58270457
excuse me ?
>>58270518
forgot mfw
>tfw not even shitposting consumes you're time anymore
>>58270610
>YOU ARE TIME
>>58270548
>get BTFO
>start belittling chinks dicks
meanwhile chinks have reached development levels of alien civilization compared to you
>>58270659
>>58270548
feels good because my big dick can shine better among rival dicklets
you got out bantered son
accept your destiny and be nice, remember you're not the smartest tool in the shed and your baits are shit
Does the part in arab of this song have any meaning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I_AKMXWNoA
>>58270606
اسمع خلي كوكسلا بابا محاله
مالك؟
>>58270708
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9I_AKMXWNoA
yes
How you can read this letters, they are too small
also I can't understand why iranians use this alphabet
>>58270708
i heard
>come
>further
>Hi
>on you
>>58270674
>Btfo
Not really, if you want a memeless response...
>>58270685
Our HDI is higher than Ir*q and Memestine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index#Africa
>>58270799
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index#Africa
Wrong tag desu
>>58270772
>How you can read this letters, they are too small
How did you learn Russian?
rooskie looks like scribbles to me
>>58270799
>smallest is red
>biggest is red
[confused]
>>58270716
Koksal is my hero i can't stop
>>58270799
you need to stop typing son
>>58270799
>posting a sourceless map
>Palestine +15cm measured
>M*rocucks 13cm measured
LOL stfu dicklet
>>58270902
wallahi ya akhi im telling your avatarfagging is bad luck
>>58270941
its mfw
>>58270919
Correct
(You) win
>>58270922
>no assyrians
Rigged/10
>>58270960
youre not a blonde 190 pop singer
>>58270799
Also this >>58270919
And out infrastructure gets bombed to zero every couple of years, plus economic and movement blockade, and yet we have higher development index and much higher literacy rate than a country that has been independent for centuries. TOP FUCKING KEK
>>58271020
178
>>58271073
178?
Not with those heels
>>58271052
>Independent for centuries
>
>>58271073
she has qt feet :3
>>58271102
shut up shorty
>>58270922
>self reported
>>58270909
d'ou etes-vous? maghreb?
>>58254386
respond
>>58271167
Tunisian/Algerian
>Netherlands
You Moroccan ?
>>58271242
turkish
>>58271242
you speak arabic?
>>58271113
>get protectorate status for couple of decades
>it cancels centuries of barbar and Sharif dynasties before it.
LOL
>>58271052
Literacy rates are a bit biased in NA
Some people only read french and are therefore considered illiterate (when most people use french as a working language)
>>58271266
كاك ديلا بلياد
>>58270922
this is way better than that map but this is sstill problematic, it uses two types measures : self reports, and actual measures by scientists and physicians.
So you can't compare much between studies. people tend to exxagerate their sizes in self reports.
So it's better to compare between studies who use the same measure (self report vs measures)
>>58271299
I'm ok. How about you?
>>58271298
*citation needed*
>>58271263
ew
w
>>58271266
Barely
>>58271374
>Barely
Why so? It must be sad not speaking the language you're supposed to speak.
>>58271366
خرة شو صباصيبة
>>58271333
It is the most legitimate list, and it has plenty of medical measured stats in it, who cares about self reported, it is BS until they prove otherwise.
>>58270922
another probelm is the sample sizes 47 in Azerbaijan vs 1637 in Austrlia
sample is 57 for palestine vs 1034 in Morocco
>>58271374
>algerian monkey
>says ew to tr masterrace
>>58271428
Was never taught Arabic, i can speak Tunisian arabic fairly well though but yes it's sad
>>58271454
>Who care about reported
Are you serious ?
>>58271436
I'm happy you're ok too. Nice to meet you.
>>58271556
"self reported"
There's a big difference nigga between asking a person about his opinion on how long his penis is and a medical measurement study. In the first case most men tend to lie.
>I have 25cm dick
that's how easy self reported is.
>>58271454
I didn't say it wasn't legitimate I'm just saying it's not ideal. and makes it harder to compare between countries and say once and for all who has the biggest
I don't think self reports are that bullshit either. some study should try to measure how much people tend to exaggerate, that's all. we could substract a fe millimeters and we would have the real size.
>>58271560
اوجن برياتنه
>>58271551
>Turk trying to engage on body hair
can't fabricate these facts
I know you dont live in Turkey but how prevalent is Turanism there ?
>>58271730
>the babboon talks about body hair
I'm from north Turkey. white tan blue eyes
Every uneducated ghetto turk is a little turanist because they read something something TURAN on facebook. the real nationalists are in france and belgium
>>58271655
not only that even if people were honest you don't know if they would all use the same method or instrument to measure their benin or if their method is valid
for sure experts measures are preferred.
>2016
>arguing about which penis length study is more legit
>>58271730
if u meant in turkey, only tengriist edgelords and nationalist idiots really care about that stuff, normal ppl have shit to do.
>>58271815
haha a turk is trying to have the upper hand on body hair
>>58271862
welll yeah. bc people are sharing that stupid map and taking it for granted. FUCKING PLEBS
>>58271670
>>58271822
Just compare measured only
problem solved
>>58271862
CURRENT YEAR
Also, I don't mind it since we have the biggest confirmed dicks in /MENA/
>>58271862
it's the moor nigger who resorted to >muh dick
when confronted with his lack of hdi compared to countries that get their economy and infrastructure rebooted every 10 years
>>58271815
>the real nationalists are in france and belgium
I knew two turks but we were too young to formulate these type of ideas, one looked very fucking Asian and i mistook the other for a Maghrebi
I need more roachbros in my life
>>58271947
>literally nigger calling white guy hairy
what do you consider yourself as? most arabs in france don't speak arabic for shit and are detached from their second country.
>>58271990
>he started! >:(
why are iraqis so angry-qt
>imblyin any of us nigs benissize matters
fohgt about da wifey dream bois
its all about the waifus in this age
>>58272093
your opinion is compromised by the fact that you're also a moor nigger, so apologies but i'll discard it
>>58272091
>Algerians
>Niggers
try again
I am an Algerian living in France, I was born and grew up in Algeria I can speak Arabic (the dialect) and boasts basic proficiency in classical.
France is not my country at all. I don't have the nationlity.
>>58272069
real asian looking turks are getting rare in tr. ppl are mixed af.
>>58272185
im so black i bend space
>>58272236
i know a couple of ceza2iri frenchies who have some kind of bipolar identity disorder. they love france and french history more than french people, while being anything but assimilated.
>>58272383
you're so black i hide my car cd player when i see your posts over the internet
>>58272385
I don't think you know what bipolar disorder means m8.
How are they not assimilated?
> ceza2iri
wh-why did you use the hamza (2) to represent the glottal stop? confirmed for arab proxy user kek
>>58271990
>Moor
Nah i'm half berber/assyrian desu
How do you say "I love reading a lot" in your dialect?
>>58272463
im so black i can explain blind people what i look like
>>58272507
You don't seem to know what moor means
>>58272507
Pure white blood through the Vandals and Indo-Aryans respectively, no doubt
>>58272542
n7ab neqra bezzaf
>>58272611
Maghrebi arabs, right ?
>>58272625
kek
>>58272542
We can't read :^^^^^^)
>>58272507
nah I've had many close Assyrian friends, they're not dumb like you
your Assyrian part is probably Kurd self hating
>>58272549
you're so black Moroccans look white next to you
Ana uhibbu maktub?
>>58272501
didn't mean bipolar in the medicinal sense, doctor monkey. thus the "identity"
>implies arabeazy is difficult
I lived in the middle east.
>How are they not assimilated?
Maintain religious identity, their own slang, ghetto-culture, etc.
>>58272633
>>58272633
Is "Ana" not needed in that sentence?
>>58272692
moors includes the berbers.
Moors or Mauri means berbers or north Africans since antiquity. Since you're half berber means you're half moor
>>58272759
Isn't maktub library?
>>58272778
It's not in the Algerian dialect.
the prefix n- in nhab means 1st person singular
It's like the spanigh who won't use yo because the suffix -o is sufficient -> hablo espanol
*breaks away mid-glomp and glances at you suspiciously*
>wait, al-anoni, come to think of it I've never heard you recite the shahada within earshot....
>You're Muslim, r-right?
>You know I'm planning on marrying you only if you're Muslim, right?
what do you do?
>>58272880
maktaba
>>58272880
oh right
I only remembered k-t-b as book desu
disregard me pls
>>58272920
Make her recite the Shahada with my dick in her mouth
>>58272920
>lol my country has better hdi and iq than yours you half nigger i'll never marry you
>>58272900
Oh okay cool
>>58272930
What dialect do you speak?
How do you say "I love to read a lot" in your dialect?
Is Tinder or other hook-up adds used in Egypt?
>>58273082
انت من وين في العراق؟
>>58273161
بغداد
>>58272765
>Maintain religious identity, their own slang, ghetto-culture, etc.
these types of people usually don't love France more than the French. You met unicorns my turkish proxy friend
>>58273204
جد؟ كيف الوضع عنك؟
>>58273018
>>58273231
Türklügümü maymuna ispatlayacak halim yok gerci mon frere
>>58273257
ي طبعاً
زين حبي بخير
>>58273333
>Türklügümü maymuna ispatlayacak halim yok gerci
nice quads
I can't decide if this dude is Moroccan or Palestinian
IN any case he is sexy af mashallah desu
>>58273333
>Türklügümü
top kek
try saying that 10 times really quickly
https://youtu.be/50hkiNV9La8
ALLAH'D
>>58273594
Sounds like a racing horse
>>58273337
طب كويس
كان عندي اقارب في بغداد
هربوا
هلق بعضهم في كركوك بس ما حكيت معهم من زمان
>>58273799
اكيد مسيحيين
>>58273587
>french women
Why are tuaregs such good musicians?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=147oERP5KUU
>>58273875
I m neither french nor a woman
>>58273878
https://youtu.be/DLNechdplCc
It s rhe chill life in the desert desu
>>58273869
لا مش مسيحيين
>>58273390
its easy for me. say afyonkarahisarlastirabildiklerimizden misiniz, 1 word.
say 10x ليرة وراء ليرة
>>58274017
لعد ليش هربوا؟
>>58273878
Wrong link desu
https://youtu.be/eetjwcRph-w
>>58274017
Are you the egyptian?
>>58273971
>I will never be a tuareg, drinking tea, singing sick tunes and chilling with my bros in the desert
Why live?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoPPMktXCEI
thanks for the music, didn't know him.
>>58274107
من بغداد عل اوروبا مشان الحرب الاول
هدول في كركوك ما هربوا بس ساكنين هناك
تركمانيين
>>58274157
<هلق
nope
>took chicken fillet and sliced it in thin straps
>rolled them in the mix of salt, spices for chicken, and thin-cut garlic
>fried them about 15 min, rolling over at the 7 min mark
>>58274221
I dont get it
>>58274189
قوقازي و اقاربك تركمان يا اخي انت من عائلة كشكول
>>58273121
pls respond
>>58274306
His dialect isn't Egyptian
>>58274273
صحتين وعافية
>>58274107
قوقازي من تركيا
>>58272920
>being a not muslim in 99& muslim countries
dont kid yourselfs fedoramasters of /mena/
there is no point in doing that.
>>58274338
ههههههههههههه اه في زواج مع الاترك وتركمانيين في الجيل الجديد
>>58274347
It is. It's full of weirdos though
>>58274115
They are so awesome that I can't even express in words, and tagelmust looks so good. I want one.
>>58274356
What languages can you speak?
I assume then arabic is not your mother tongue
One thing alot of middle easterners do here is that when using a cell phone they will not hold it to their ears like normal people but instead have it on speaker phone and hold it horizontaly close to their mouth and the scream in to the phone. Is this common practise in mena countries?
>>58274465
turkish danish english arabic and some french. my german used to be conversational, now it doesn't exist.
>>58274356
وبارك الله فيك
>>58274176
The founder of tinariwen is xompletely badass too he participated in wars in northern mali in 1990 and recently
check this too
https://youtu.be/Adfb17JQYtg
>>58274554
بارك الله فيك حبيبي
ايضا، يمكنك ان تجيب مع"على قلبك
im hungry senpaitachi
>>58274525
Wew not bad
>>58274434
Can I get some weird chicks from it though? I'll be spending the summer in Egypt but I don't know anyone there.
>>58270922
>see this
>Go measure flaccid
>only 6cm
>Feel bad
>Go get some stimulation
>Measure erect
>15cm
>feels better
>>58274486
I can say this practice is common among old folks here.
>>58274700
سأحفظه، شكرا
>>58274486
Old people do it
>>58274855
العفو
>>58274816
zebou sghir hhhhh
سلام اعراب
طيز
>>58254928
بس هي صحيح قصتك انت ؟ ولا كوبي باستا ؟
>>58275032
it's ok, I can live with it.
I think Futa altered my perception of penis size.
>>58274994
>>58274855
I've never seen old people do it here. They will scream into the phone but they will hold it to their ears. I'm talking about young and middle aged men
>>58274486
Never saw it anywhere
>>58275109
>طيز
تريد طيزي؟
>>58275264
لا شكرا
>>58275198
Mainlanders like to do it here
>>58275163
I was joking lad your dick size is fine.
