>there are real life Swiss people posting here
>mom always told me our family had Swiss muh heritage
>our last name is Swiss
>we eat fondue
>do 23andme test
>muh genes are almost entirely Brit and Scandinavian
>there are literally no Scandinavian names in our family
what the fuck desu
>>58225012
You're adopted because your real parents didn't love you
>>58224868
my father is swiss but i dont really consider myself swiss
i have decent german however
>>58225125
>CEO of MICK'd
>Actually SWISS CHEESE'd
Can't make this shit up pham
>>58225235
>finland
>actually TSINGIS KAANI
:DDDD
>99% muh heritage americans reply
like fucking clockwork
>>58224868
>there are people on /int/ right now who speak a language other than English in their daily life
are there?
>>58225527
>language other than English
>implying such a thing exists
Hey swissposters, can I have some gold?
