Bantz that secretly hurt you inside.
>Brazil will never be a superpower
Why do you even want to be a super power?
stop calling me a surrender monkey
>>58220840
>Mongolians beat Australia in a video game
>Canada Spams KHAND in every thread over the course of a week and the entire board has to put up with the forced meme
>The meme dies a week later
really hurt my feelings to be quite honest family
>>58220894
I want laser eyes.
Here's a historically bantz.
>Brazil is not a serious country, Charles deGaulle
>>58220927
>Hartlepool is famous for allegedly executing a monkey during the Napoleonic Wars. According to legend, fishermen from Hartlepool watched a French warship founder off the coast, and the only survivor was a monkey, which was dressed in French military uniform, presumably to amuse the officers on the ship.
>The fishermen assumed that this must be what Frenchmen looked like and, after a brief trial, summarily executed the monkey.
>>58220986
kek
>>58220894
It will be nice.
Any notion of Finns being even remotely related to Russia, culturally or genetically. I don't give a shit about mongol genes, that might actually even be cool. The only people that trigger me on this board are other finns who cozy up to russkies for unknown reasons. I can only hope they're russian meme trolls or something.
>>58221104
Remember, a country is one tech innovation away from being a super power.
>You love potatoes
>Actually don't
People calling the danish language ugly. If the burgers knew you can speak danish unimpaired while eating they would flock to it but alas.
>>58221090
>The fishermen assumed that this must be what Frenchmen looked like and, after a brief trial, summarily executed the monkey.
>>58221241
Danish is fucking ugly
>>58221241
Even danes say its ugly tho
>>58221241
How close are dutch and danish? For some reason everybody agree that both are ugly languages.
>>58221090
>>58221317
If I tell the world of your national cuisine your kin will be bullied of this board so hard you will be too traumatized to join plebbit. Watch it, former colony, now moderately successful country.
>>58221274
The best thing is that they are called monkey hangers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_hanger
>>58221381
GEGEGEGEODO
>>58220983
t. khan
>>58221409
No one gives a shit about Iceland
You have nothing against them
>>58221370
Dutch sounds like danish with an american accent. The words are fairly different but the languages sound similar for some reason.
>>58220840
>Sweden will be a third world country in 50 years.
>>58220840
I DON'T CLAP ALL THE TIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't """"""squat"""""" and I wear normal clothes, fuck off
>>58221409
Then I'll show them how you say rodgrod med flode kamelåsåian
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>58221728
But u eat roasted sunflower seeds and dance to XS Project with ur friends
>>58221750
>Iceland
More like shit stink island that frequently farts disrupting airtraffic over northen europe.
>>58221801
Soon t.subaru will take over my friend. Soon it will be over.
>>58221960
w-what's wrong with eating roaster sunflower seeds
>>58221979
>>58221801
Soon it will change into a marijuana leaf.
>YES
>Australian men are so handsome!
>O-oh you're A-Australian? Never mind.
>>58222119
>Aus men are so handsome
That's not even a stereotype. Never heard it in my life.
>>58222194
Apparently it is, that's unironically how it went down one day at Uni with a bunch of American exchange students.
That day forward I lost all hope of being in a relationship. At least I own guns I guess...
>>58220840
>You're just snow yanks
>>58222119
Never heard of this one.
>>58221657
>>58220840
no bants can hurt me, for I have transcended beyond the feeling of butthurt
I'm fucking invincible
>>58220840
>when people dont know or pretends to not know the difference between Denmark and Sweden
>>58224270
can't into space etc
I'll never stop calling the french surrender monkeys
I don't care
I'm not a weeb/gaijin. Just a native Japanese. Distinguish properly.
>>58222393
I don't think it's a stereotype that australian men are handsome though, I think it's just a stereotype to a lot of women that foreign men are more attractive
![mehcad-brooks-amalie-wichmann-weinstein-golden-globe-awards-party_3453749[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B6zWFnx.jpg "mehcad-brooks-amalie-wichmann-weinstein-golden-globe-awards-party_3453749[1].jpg")
>>58224618
The country is called Scandinavia.
States within Scandinavia - Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Finland, Iceland.
Official language of the Republic of Scandinavia - Scandinavian.
Industries - Volvo, IKEA, LEGO
>>58221226
>pakis actually believe this
>>58225666
>666
>them digits
>spoidahs
>>58225666
>they're all cucks indoctrinated by tolerance and multiculturalism
FUCK OFF SATAN
>>58221226
Which is why Pakistan will never be one
>>58221054
He never said that. The Brazilian ambassador in France was the one who said it. We've always been self-haters.
>speak proper English
>gaijin, proxy, weeb...etc
>speak horrible English
>"Jap English lol"
>>58225941
Can't fabricate this shit, famalam.
>>58225258
>>58226007
I don't believe you're actual Japanese people
>roach
>fuck off non anglo
>>58226115
I can't allow that either. But the ones saying that could be butthurt.
>hurr durr potatoes IRA
This really gets me, HATE potatoes and HATE the RA
>commie
>Superpooper by 2030
DUDE
t. dutchie in barcalona
>fat
>tfw I work out 5 times a week and am repulsed by the sight of fatties
>>58226260
You've got the same nature as the commies though lol
When people call Germany destroyers of Europe. Also, it really gets to me when a Frenchie says something mean about Germany since I'm a huge Frogboo
none of them
laugh about "le funni plumbers XDDDD haha shithole XXDDDDD" all you want, we will be a superpower someday while your shithole will be overrun by either faggots or mudslimes
>>58225258
>>58226007
I imagine how much it must suck.
Really, the only way to tell proxies and actual Japanese apart is for the subtle bad English, the kind that you understand the poster isn't faking it.
Even then, it might just be a Korean trying to start shit.
Tough life.
When people say "CHI" or "t. chicano" to me anytime I ever mention anything at all having to do with any Latin American country. I don't get it, and it makes me mad
>>58226340
>repulsed by the sight of fatties
How have you not torn your own eyes out
>nigger
I'M NOT A FUCKING SHITSKIN
>>58221090
a-are Brazilians our brothers ?
>>58226513
Sorry. It was too good to not use it
>>58226511
A lot of self control. It helps that I don't go out much.
>>58226607
DIE MOTHERFUCKER
>>58226115
LA CUCARACHA
LA CUCARACHA
>>58221274
He wasn't wrong
>Fat
>Stupid
>Ignorant
>Loud
>>58226765
delet, bloody criminal
>>58226690
Nigger
>>58226815
But you guys are.
>>58226340
>>58226511
Based on Newtons third law, him being repulsed by fatties necessitates that the other fatties are repulsed by an equally strong force in the opposite direction.
Could this morbidly obese specimen be the cause of the universe's current expansion? I've always wondered why the all you can eats haven't caused the earth to collapse.
>>58221090
>>58221274
Is this supposed to offend the french or show how stupid the common englishmen is?
>>58226892
Not all of us... Are all japanese proxxy fags and weeaboos?
>>58226835
>>58226822
delet french culture and I'll consider your proposal
oh wait you'e already doing that
>>58226921
>necessitates that the other fatties are repulsed by an equally strong force
A salad
>>58226961
I can't rebut it.
>>58226987
Fuck off.
>>58227099
Not that you would know :)
>>58227219
Salads are empty calories anyway. I prefer spinach and quinoa.
>Paris/Marseille are african/muslim cities
It hurts because it is true.
>>58227098
>>58227339
We know
>>58226958
t. Pierre
>>58227438
>There are people that think this is okay
>>58227339
:^(
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=20a_1460797210
>>58227339
But you accepted some immigrants untile now. Most of them could have been white though.
>When people say Canada is just like the USA
>it's a "cherrypicked images of inbred fucks from the deep south of murica" thread
>>58226690
why did this make me laugh, fuck
>>58226513
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
>>58220840
Canada will be shitposting superpower by 2020
>leftist stoners, mujica and dancing niggers
>>58220840
>an american slings decent banter
>nobody says anything
>some american jackass can't handle the bantz
>a milloion replies of "HAHAHA AMERICA TERRIBLE AT BANTER"
I know I'm proving my own point by posting this kek.
Never ever.
I have a BMI of 21.3.
>Americans wear their shoes inside their houses
I'm not hurt by this, just confused.
>>58221195
Russia is love
Russia is life
>>58228188
I'm sorry, I really am but isn't it the same? What's the difference?
Genuine question. Please don't hate
>>58222428
You are though
>>58220983
>The meme dies a week later
It lasted over 3 months
ching chong language and slanty eyes. besides small bodies and ugly faces.
