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>>58219864
First for Sweden
First for Euro 2016
Sweden
スウェーデンのスレ画いつもエロに走るからやだな〜〜。
>>58219864
おつ
っぱい
>>58219864
おつぱい
>>58219913
>エロに走る
こんばんちんは
dead thread
関西人A
「なんや?」(なに見てんだ)
関西人B
「なんや」(なんだよ)
関西人A
「なんや?」(やるんか?)
関西人B
「なんやとぉ!」(なんだと)
関西人A
「なんや!」(かかってこい!)
関西人B
「なんやとはなんや?」(なんだとはなんだ)
関西人A
「なんや!」(やんのか?)
関西人B
「なんや!」(やんのか?)
関西の衆人
「なんやなんや?」(どうしたどうした?)
関西の衆人
「なんやなんや?」(なんだなんだ?)
関西の警官
「なんや?なんや?」(どうしたどうした?)
関西人A
「なんや!」(うるさい)
関西人B
「なんや!」(黙ってろ)
関西の警官
「なんやなんや」(落ち着いて落ち着いて)
関西の警官
「なんやったんや?」(なにがあったんですか?)
>>58219993
>tfw no japanese gf who eats but doesnt get fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdhb7GLtfwU
どうせ聞こえないと思ってアパートで独り言激しく言ってたら…隣の人のくしゃみがクリアに聞こえてきて焦った。
うちのアパート壁薄すぎィ!
>>58220262
レオパレスか
鳴かぬなら
＿＿＿＿＿＿＿
ホトトギス
>>58220237
A「あれ、ちゃうちゃうちゃう?」
B「ちゃうちゃう、ちゃうちゃうちゃう。」
A「え?!、ちゃうちゃうちゃう?」
B「ちゃうちゃう、ちゃうちゃうちゃうちゃう」
>>58219993
Superior nippon tiddies.
>>58220291
いいえ。
てか卑猥and罵倒的な独り言言ってたから恥ずかしいよぉ〜。
>>58219864
Is this from a jav? If yes, I'm going to need sauce
how can a woman be so good looking
I want swede bf like him(;_;)
But only creepy nerd or otaku jew likes us.
>>58220460
idk fa m
>>58220237
やっぱり最悪な方言、最悪な地方
>>58220475
I know you're just trying to make me post my body again
It's not working
>>58220262
>>58220518
なんやと!?
>>58220468
>tfw she is comforting me right now
>>58220548
Are you sexy?
>>58220400
>卑猥
kwsk
>>58220665
Yes (^;
>>58220696
なんか尿道とか3回くらい大きめのトーンで言っちゃった>///<
>>58220697
post ur sexy face pls ;＿;
>>58220518
何でそないなこと言わはるの?
(´つω・｀)
>>58220858
>F
non white
>瑞典人
no nipple
>takahiro
takahiro
>>58220820
そのくらいなら頭おかしい隣人程度で許されるだろ
>>58220859
Hmmm...
That's gonna be a "no"
>>58220937
隣の顔も知らない隣人が尿道!尿道!死ね!アホ!とか言ってたら怖くね?
>>58220996
>尿道!尿道!死ね!アホ!
あっ・・・
>>58220931
>Non white
私には普通好かれてるおっぱいは貧乳だけど大きなおっぱいを見るときに「まあこれもいいかな」と思う
>>58220931
>no nipple
嫌われないようになりたいなら、実際にあったことの拒否を止めるはどう?きっと謝れば、許してくれるだろう
>>58221096
全てのおっぱいには正義が宿ってるからね
If you show us the evidence.
>>58221096
巨乳と、貧乳と、それからぼく、
みんなちがって、みんないい
>>58221199
Should I post my penis for evidence?
>>58221199
W-what evidence?
yesterday I sent pic related asking for a translation to all my japanese contacts on wechat, nobody replied
>>58221279
what did you expect?
>>58221279
>Expecting them to believe they din't dindu nuffin?
Come on now.
>>58221279
Become friend with Peru on wechat and kakaotalk, he will now even annoy you at work
>>58220996
電話をかけるフリしてヤクザみたいな暴言で金を求めてww
それで隣人はビビるだろう
>>58221253
Doesn't the penis of white people become darker color by aging?
ㅠㅠ
世界の皆さんが真実を知っている癖に、拒否を続ける、ジャップは頑固だね
歴史はちゃんと残しているよ、拒否は無駄。
>>58221162
>>58221250
君の賢者たちは無論正しい
悲しいことはこの全世界のおっぱいが一生目にうつりできない
現実はすべてのおっぱいタイプが楽しめてできませぬ。 ほくろをついてるおっぱいやボインボインなおっぱいやまだ成長してるおっぱいが現実に目にかからないかも知りません
>>58221279
I wish you discover the wards "They killed prisoners" someday.
>>58221544
Easter ?
Japs ?
>>58221279
>calls it wechat
>not Wēixìn
kys my man
>>58221492
no we are not fake white like japan !
イチゴの種が歯に挟まりました。
助けてください
>>58221646
消防を呼んだら?
>>58221706
電話番号が分からないんです!
>>58221646
日本でイチゴは高価ですか?
>>58221556
さすが変態紳士の国のお方
これからは道ゆくおっぱいを愛でる事にしよう
>>58221746
じゃあ、110
>>58221746
110や
>>58221599
fuck you jap sympathizer
>>58221646
フロスを使うんだ
こういうのはアメリカ人の方が詳しいだろ?
OPの画像ぐらいの女の子の体型は好き?
>>58221762
今の時期は高くないよ
安いのは2~300円くらいからある
>>58221762
スーパーで買うとちょっと高いけどお中元に贈るイチゴのギフトはとても高いらしい。
>>58221796
>>58221797
110桁?覚えられんわ
>>58221811
隙間に挟まったのじゃなくて、一番奥で上の歯の下の部分に詰まってる感じです。一応歯を磨いてみたんだけど何もならなかった
>>58220363
>superior breast augmentation techniques
fixed
>>58221959
デンタルフロス使ってみた?
>>58221461
れみちゃん!フランスではやってるユーチューバー教えて!Tutoがクソ面白いんだけど別にはやってない感じ!?!?
>>58221905
立体性が凄すぎる
See my pic for the ideal girl.
一護の種が歯に…だと…(腐女子並み感
>>58220299
おナニーしよう
>>58221646
911だよ
>>58222010
歯の間じゃないです
>>58221772
そうします
私のために髪を選んだおっぱいがいつも感謝しています
後生の私は生きる時のまだ知らなかったおっぱいが遊べればいい
>>58221968
Why are Japanese fake tits so much better than the rest of the world? Do they refuse to share their superior technology with westerners?
>>58222061
イチゴは15歳だけの少年だぞ
>>58221959
生えてきたら美味しいイチゴが実るから大丈夫
>>58222074
もしかして歯の真ん中の凹みに詰まった?
>>58221959
つまようじは?
>>58222132
そうそう
くぼみ?
ching chong wing wong ding dong
>>58222092
Because the west is all about size while east is all about beauty.
おはよう~
i can't decide what to have for breakfast today.
>>58222179
ガム食べたら取れるかも
>>58222179
くぼみorへこみ
爪楊枝かフォークで頑張って、ダメだったら歯医者かな。
>>58222185
Asea xing ling song kong chong!!
>>58222136
もってない
>>58222050
なるほど平面が好きなのですね!さすがカナダ人
>>58222216
Eat tempura!
>>58222092
i don't know. maybe they're really more advanced in this field.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/2007/02/10/scientists-develop-natural-breast-implants.html
>>58222216
おはよう
I have an image that Americans always have cereals for breakfast.
>>58222239
How about you cum in your mouth and swish it around. Depending on the viscosity of your semen you could pull it out.
Fagggg
>>58222118
となりのスナックのママさんに聞けばいい。
>>58222221
>>58222233
昔のヒト科にこんな悩みがあったのかな
弱くなった
>>58222329
Did your filter stop working again?
>>58222239
アメスパさん彼女いたっけ?
長い髪の毛一本もらってそれでシコシコやったらとれるよ
>>58222395
彼女って?
>>58222395
>彼女
>>58222371
>となりのスナックのママさん
?????
スナックのママさんって何?
>>58222390
am I really the only Canadian flag that insults you all the time
Filters don't work well on Clover (posts that reply to filtered posts don't get filtered) so I disabled it.
>>58222456
スナックは分かる?
飲み屋さんの事だよ
そこの経営者の事をママと言う
(だいたい中年の女性だから)
>>58222275
Flat is justice.
>>58222544
居酒屋の人はママと言うのは知ってたけど飲み屋をスナックを言うのは初めて聞いた
>this autistic jap who literally hand types these messages
>>58222420
あら、
失敬
>>58222537
Filters are a joke. When I used it all it made me do was actively seek to read the posts by people I don't like by opening them. I'm sure it's like that for most people who use them.
Your best bet is just to start liking me. I don't even know why you hate me so much. I never did anything to you.
>>58222456
座席がカウンター形式の飲み屋で、話しの聞上手な大抵オバちゃんが接客してて、客の悩みとか自慢話とか聞いてる。
>>58222720
You broke his heart you bastard
>>58222544
>>58222734
スナックに行ったことがあるの?
>>58222636
居酒屋の人はママとは言わないと思う
スナックは女の人が接客サービスを行う店
wiki貼っておきます
https://ja.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/スナックバー_(飲食店)
>>58222734
>自慢話とか聞いてる
ほうなんやとか繰り返す営み
>>58222656
I like slow threads though which filters help to accomplish. The deader the thread the better desu.
Also I have problems I don't want to fix.
>>58222807
ないよ
まだ未成年だから酒すら飲めない
>>58222850
ショタチンポ来たか
>>58222807
上司に連れられて飲み会の三次会で行ったけど酔っ払ってあんまり記憶ない。
おっさんって本当に風俗と飲み屋とバイクの話になるといきいきしてるよな
ハゲじゃなかったらもっと幸せだったろうに…
>>58222809
ホームステイしていた時に父さんが週二回ぐらい連れて行ってくれてたけどその店の女の人をママと言うように教えた。いたずらだった?
>>58222288
the fried kind? that is a lot of work in the morning!
>>58222322
we do have it often, but i can not drink milk in the morning. toast is also popular here.
i've decided to make hiyayakko and a fried egg.
>>58222835
ほうなんやー。
>>58222957
>the fried kind? that is a lot of work in the morning!
You are an American, you can eat any fatty food at any time.
>>58222720
I filter certain country flags pretty effectively, thou I completely hide stubs and replies meaning I might miss some replies but whatever, it's their fault for replying to idiots
>>58222772
Did I really? I don't remember. :(
Sorry
>>58222952
居酒屋でママってこと?
女将さんとかなら分かるけど、店によって違うのかな
スナック自体行った事ないからよく分からん
>>58223058
Actually the only time filtering did work for me was when I filtered by country. I filtered Dutch people for like three months when there was that really bad Dutch shitposter here. But when I started doing it by name it never worked. I always just opened up the threads cause I felt like I was missing a lot of posts
I learned to grow up and just ignore what I don't like. Or I mean I got better at it.
>>58223043
yes, i'm an obese landwhale
>thinking i'm not too lazy to cook in the morning
senpai you underestimate us. please cook for me.
>>58223062
Are you from Boeun?
>>58223058
>completely hide stubs
This is what I do with 4chan X. It makes generals minty fresh.
>>58223107
そう、居酒屋のことです。
おかみさんは旅館じゃない?
>>58223157
why do you trip though? i don't mind you, but i don't like it when people use names.
>>58222807
スナックは父親と一緒に行ったことある。ママがいてカラオケがある、いやらしい成分はないよ。そしてそこで歌うとオッチャン達がいっぱい小遣いくれるから好きだった。
>>58223196
女将さんは用途が広いよ
飲食店の経営者にも使える
男は大将、ご主人
女は女将さんみたいな感じ
>>58222952
かってに40代ぐらいのおっさんだと思ってるんだけどアメリカンスナイパーって幾つなの?
>>58223164
I don't know where that is so probably not
>>58223234
I started doing it a long time ago cause I saw how annoyed it made people and I enjoyed that. Now it's just a habit
Plus on occasion if you post with imperfect Japanese, some Japanese flags get confused and ask you why so thats also a consideration
But like I said I did it before coming to Japan so that's not really an explanation for why I started, more for why I still do it
>>58223234
Attention-whoring. You get more people asking how you are when you enter the thread, how something went over yesterday, etc.
>>58223332
歳は教えないw
>>58223414
That doesn't happen to me Much and it happens just as easily based on flags, speech patterns, etc.
I couldn't avoid that even without the name if it did happen.
>>58219878
>>58219881
>>58220076
>>58220110
>>58220248
>>58220299
>>58220460
>>58220468
>>58221124
>>58221424
>>58221762
>>58222050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErhbJgEL5jQ
i want to lick scandinavian armpit
>>58223402
where are you from then?
>>58223402
yeah, people get pretty butthurt over trips. can i ask why you moved to japan, or is that too personal?
>>58223414
that's pretty cancerous, people like that should suffer.
>>58223414
Also, I think you identify yourself as much as I do when you insult me, and I think you know that.
Or when you say something about filtering me etc. That's how I picked you out after all.
>>58223716
The US
>>58223725
My immediate opportunity was the JET Program. But more generally, I like Japan. I'd lived here before and wanted to come back. I want a Japanese husband. Lots of reasons I guess
女性だったのか
>>58223657
I know Line is (was?) popular. Is Wechat used much in Japan?
>>58221279
What is your ID?
>>58223813
I thought you were Korean. Are you a qt Korean American girl? How about a German husband instead
>>58223922
are you a fucking white male ?
>>58223813
that's exactly how i feel too.i studied in japan a couple years ago and want to return there to work... but i am a little anxious about it. how do you feel about japanese work culture for women?
>>58223997
probably many ppl dunno wechat and qq
japanese afraid to chinese app
ex: baidu service etc
>>58224006
I actually don't mind nationality or race, but I am not a girl.
>>58224096
I get the good parts without any of the bad parts really. They don't expect the same things of me. And that's the point, cause JET is about cultural exchange. So whether you will have to deal with that depends on the job I guess. So I can't really say much about Japanese work culture, sorry.
Lol for clarification, I am a man.
>>58223657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysg0WZ_XmSU
>>58224240
how old are you, "man"?
>>58224240
But are you Korean? I'm not gay but I would suck your dick
>>58224259
I won't say
>>58224303
I can be trans-Korean?
>>58224303
>>58224006
seriously, i recommend you go to a mental illness clinic.
>>58224177
yeah i'm a salarywoman atm, but it seems like ambitious women would have a hard time succeeding in the workforce over there. plus, the salary disparity is depressing.
can other japanese friends give their thoughts on this?
>>58224343
no you're too fat for that if you're really an American
>>58224359
what
「キチガイ」の意味、分かった気がする
>>58224427
are you a girl?
open your legs whore
you had born to satisfy my big brown cock
bareback , rough and without condom
>>58224343
You talk about marriage all the time so I assume you're a Christmas cake
Anyway, do you ever go out or/and have fun? What do you usually do in Japan whilst not at work?
>>58224438
We're too crazy for each other anyway
>>58224583
But you can't be a christmas cake if you aren't a woman!
I mostly go out with my co workers and on occasion have fun. Sometimes I go out drinking.
>>58224164
do they not know that Line is bugged too?
>>58224658
Aren't you a bottom gay (i.e. a woman)
>>58224427
You already reached the right answer.
It's rare to see females with a decent wage and with a great position of her job. If you are an ambitious woman, Japan isn't a right place to work.
>>58224427
you can probably make it in the JAV industry if you are not a fatty uggo.
Female actually make more than men.
I don't want to learn Japans language or culture, like some weaboos in here does. But I need to ask you gooks something:
>Are you guys really racist or is it just a meme?
>Are there any of you who's actually a 'Weeb', or does the mainstream Anime Viewers come from outside of Japan?
>Can I get a quick summary of the political view in your country?
Arigato gook-san.
>>58224742
Yes but that doesn't make me a woman...
>>58224811
weeb means more than otaku カッ君
and by its definition someone ethnically Japanese can't be one
>>58224811
>>Are you guys really racist or is it just a meme?
Very few people are racists in Japan like it does in other countries
>Are there any of you who's actually a 'Weeb', or does the mainstream Anime Viewers come from outside of Japan?
Of course, main stream of anime viewers are Japanese. weebs are minority among Japanese anime otaku.
>Can I get a quick summary of the political view in your country?
Political view for what?
>>58224811
mostly a meme; racists are everywhere
anime-watching nips are surprisingly the minority
>>58224678
Dull children and girls love those trash.
>>58224427
I'm Japanese.
I think if you don't speak Japanese, you will find it difficult to live in Japan.
>>58224847
I'll make you a woman, gurl...
>>58224742
If you're a bottom for a heterosexual woman, does that make you a double woman?
>>58224811
Are you seeking the racism-mate?
>>58222032
フランス人のユーチューバーは見てないのでおすすめはできないけど、ホームページにでるのは、日本はああいう変なことしてるとか日本人を異常者のように言ってて誤解を普及してるから嫌い
>>58224999
what do manly men use?
>>58225295
Shouting out of the window
>>58224811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uC4AUyju7k
manifestations like link related are very usual at japan
How is it possible not to possess a mobile phone?
It's annoying because it's like I'm forced to reply in time for messages.
>>58225281
I have a question for you guys: I know that anime is usually for otaku and kids, but what about manga? Are you considered an otaku if you read them?
>>58225281
>>58225295
>>58224968
くだらん釣りにマジレスしてもな
>>58225610
It depends on what manga you read.
Do you guys like Billy Herrington?
If an adult likes to watch anime, but isn't obsessive about it like an otaku, how weird would you consider that person to be in Nihon?
>>58225849
Ohayo I'm Japanese. very weird
>>58225516
I dont have a smartphone, I do everything on normal phone , PC internet
>>58225835
I'm not a big fan of gachimuchi, but he's a pretty nice guy.
>>58225849
t. キモオタ
>>58225835
yes.
We are gay.
>>58225281
>>58225849
? Very normal.
Someone loves reading novel must not to be obsessive.
Movie, Theatrer,etc are same. Of course Manga and Anime are same.
>>58226011
Do you have any favorite gachimuchi video/gachimuchi phrase
>>58224743
i hear things are changing very slowly but it does not look promising right now. thank you for answering.
>>58225025
日本語がわかります~ 知らせてくれてありがとう。
>>58225610
one of japan's PMs was seen reading rozen maiden in the past.
>>58225281
>mfw this jap's butthurt makes me laugh
>he still thinks i'm chinese
>>58226351
チョーーーン笑
>>58225281
>>58226568
These vans are really loud. Are Japanese people not annoyed by them?
>>58226160
Yes.But i dont know recent gachimuchi videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1Q0rgkFrA0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bnw-dvoZY6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh3-CYUtcvA
>>58226680
こう大騒ぎしてるのは如何にもバカチョンらしい笑
>>58226680
Of course we want to kill those Korean.
i want to impregnate a jap milf
>>58219864
Fucking weaboos
>>58225835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IgrJfoia3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRGz1I7JoKE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJK38N8IpoI
Gachimuchi dominated the entire gay meme genre in Japan pretty much back in the day.
There are so many great gachimuchi mads(same as ytpmv) you can find on Nicovideo. the fanbase still keep producing it.
As of now, I assume Inmu(the other gay meme) is more thriving than Gachimuchi. this meme has also been delivering a lot of decent mads,
But the fanbase became a bit cancerous as fanboys make much ado and attack on many irrelevant fields that have nothing to do with gay.
>>58227035
ハンバーガー食って寝ろデブ笑
>>58225281
How to stop jerking off on 2D?
Wow Anon, why is your butt so cute and girlish?!
>>58227225
just embrace it.
>>58227032
source please
>>58227225
everything you see on your screen is 2d
>>58219864
those are so fake
>>58227303
Whoa, that roulette is pretty damn lewd.
>>58226957
やはり韓国人は嫌われますか?
>>58220460
No, it's Fumina Suzuki
LCDV-40721
>>58225281
i asked before but didn't get a reply, can i get some japanese book recommendations? doesn't have to be translated.
i've read many famous works already, so maybe something a little less known?
>>58227792
>>58227469
人による、韓国人でも日本人と仲良くやってるのはいるし。ただ在日朝鮮人はアメリカの黒人みたいだな。
>>58227769
Are you a sommelier?
I respect you.
>>58227818
I'm not well verse in Japanese literature, the only Japanese book I have read is 源氏物語; I wish I could be of more help
えるたそ成分が足りなくて死にそう
>>58227769
where can I download gravure legally
>>58227818
不道徳教育講座
>>58227225
Get a girlfriend and jerk off on her instead.
>>58228149
なにそれ
My offer to take you to disney is still open for any japanese girls who wanna be my gf :)
>>58228149
>>58227372
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlipzjqm
>>58227303
sauce
>>58228324
i'll tell you a secret that i learned from my gf (who is japanese)
you can find a japanese girlfriend at disney world, but you have to show up at the right time
if you enter the park at 8am it will be full of japanese people who get there extremely early
>>58228397
ドラえもんはロボネコ
ならばドラえもんは・・・
どロボネコ
>>58228496
I love you, thanks!
>>58228579
[agata] maid×4
>>58228324
I don't understand why girls like disney land so much. It's painful to wait a long line for every rides, isn't it?
>>58228579
http://exhentai.org/g/920681/bb3968ea61/
or
https://hitomi.la/galleries/920681.html
>>58227032
meh
>>58228168
sokmil.com
they accept foreign customers
>>58228661
ふふっ
>>58228766
She's really really hot.
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javlilawtq
http://www.javlibrary.com/en/?v=javliiq5qa
these ones are a good wank.
