Rate me and my #squad edition
karen
kanye
>>58218507
Republic
me in the background behind the pillar on the right
kony
Business idea:
>>58218539
>UAE
Bunch of savags
ahaha sorry I ain't posted in a few threads lads, went out on the lash and pulled a bird, walking back to me 'ouse now ahaha oi oi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6OdFAF-OnE
Considering adopting a tripcode so that people can see that I really do spend all day wasting my time here. Hopefully people will bully me enough to want to change my life.
>tfw got no tinder game
ffs lads
>>58218389
The comparison between the slave population of america and britain is so drastic that during world war 2 only 7000 black people lived in britain - whereas 100,000 black GIs were stationed here and that's not the total american amount by any means
not really sure what your objection is 2bh
>>58218619
Just go and find a new passion outside your home.
>>58218619
get the regional flags lad, it's pretty much a semi tripcode
http://chedevans.com/
>the royal family is shit, they aren't even British, they're German
Reminder that the people who say this are the same people who consider Pakis to be British
>>58218619
not working for me 2bh
pulled pork is coming back to Subway, lads
>BRITANNIA WILL NEVER EVER RULE THE WAVES EVER AGAIN
>>58218647
Also
>The United States Census of 1860 was the eighth Census conducted in the United States starting June 1, 1860 and lasting five months. It determined the population of the United States to be 31,443,321, an increase of 35.4 percent over the 23,191,875 persons enumerated during the 1850 Census. The total population included 3,953,761 slaves, representing 12.6% of the total population.
12.6% sounds pretty massive to me
>>58218619
Poleaboo is wondering what to do with himself too
Played a little Hearthstone
Not particularly hungry and had takeaway too often recently so that's out
Could read manga but I'm not that into the series I am currently reading
>>58218710
>Sweden will never ever conquer northern Germany again
>>58218698
The sauce it's in is a bit suspect. My piss always smells of BBQ sauce after having one.
>>58218636
pfft
>>58218710
We still do rule the waves desu.
>>58218710
>a white penis will never again enter a swedish vagina
Doing a poo
>>58218710
They've got some new neat ships and good planes coming up. They also have a ship with a ramp, fantastic for people who want to skateboard off into the water.
Cor lads looka the green screen on tha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC9x6XDrxlg
I am out of control
>>58218776
>his army is completely owned by germany
>>58218665
More like LAD Evans.
got an erection on the toilet lads ffs
>>58218776
There is literally nothing wrong with having a ramp on an aircraft carrier.
>>58218737
i'm not so sure about that.
it's like betting on a fight between a three-legged dog and a cripple.
Oy vey desu lads
>>58218780
>british """commercials"""
>>58218880
>commercial
>>58218880
>Australian """internet"""
It's a slower paced telegram system, chaps.
>>58218880
hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rHm8GbTHyE
>>58218829
Hate when that happens and it gets stuck up the u-bend.
>>58218836
business idea: import Shia Muslims into Europe and film it with drones
>>58218832
Yea it's pretty practical but I have to go along and meme with the cool kids sometimes.
Business idea: call in sick to places I don't work
Studio flat
Affordable
Bed folds out of the wall
Y/N?
business idea:
islam, but mandatory for everyone
business plan: kick out the jfs
business idea:
secularism, but mandatory for everyone
>>58219060
just get a tiny house
business idea: sell hugs
>>58219100
London, no chanc
>>58219025
lel
>>58219106
it's not funny anymore, stop forcing it.
the so-called ""conservative"" party
business idea: make shitposting a career option
Business idea: quit jobs I don't have over the phone
>>58219060
>Bed folds out of the wall
nah, not a fan
Got called racist at David's funeral in kent ealier lads
business idea: sell drugs
>>58219128
sounds like you need a hug
>>58219106
business idea: sell deluxe hugs for a lower price than the jaanese. outsource the hug-producing faculties to central asian sweatshops. focus on aggressive marketing and create a social dependency on the product. raid japanese competitors and liquidate their assets.
>>58219152
did you see kentqt?
>>58219132
The so-called British "union" of Fascists.
I hope all of you get permabanned when generals are finally binned
>>58219210
rude
>>58219201
The so-called "Liberal" "Democrats"
business idea: make a gun and butcher it so bad you have to ask another country to somehow fix it.
>>58219132
or caesh as I like to call them
>>58219247
The so-called Labour "party"
why she so lots of fun lads ._.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnQZFoNsJ68
Polish girl really isn't all that impressive physically
are sadiq
>>58219169
based
>>58219169
her reach is far smaller then i thought
Autism is NOT a joke
FACT: I am listening to VERY good music
want to abstract post but I cannot
>>58219274
The so-called "Scottish" National Party
>>58219340
The So-called "Democratic" Unionist Party.
>>58219291
>brown eyes
>piercings
>stress lines
>>58219291
what the fuck are they wearing
>>58219323
Why would anyone bother to have children when there's a chance you could pop out an autist and be stuck with it for life?
Then after you die it is virtually guaranteed to be dumped in a care home, abused ritually for the rest of its miserable life.
ask a cool guy anything
business idea: start world war. lose. repeat.
>new radiohead album soon
Who /excited/ here?
>>58219372
The So-called "Monster" Raving Loony Party
Going to use my illness to get some probably unnecessary codeine syrup for recreational purposes today lads
>>58219372
>the so-called "Green" party
>>58219420
Don't be sad Germany, the British were against you.
The game was rigged from the start.
>>58219409
You can just kill it and say it was sudden infant death syndrome if turns out autistic.
>>58219393
They're in the desert
>>58219286
atrocious acting
Spending an hour helping the barmaid plan her outfit for a date with a Chad regular, she's worried she's too geeky to make it work, I'm trying to remain neutral but I want to strip her down to her batman boxers amd spank her
Yeah i. M a muslim. Yeah i smokr weed. Yeah im sexy bitch mmaaaaannnnn
https://youtu.be/fMWgZaZG_jU
me talking to girls
>>58219474
cuck
>>58219474
figuratively prepping the bull
>>58219474
>talking to a girl you fancy about a Chad who she fancies
Literally the definition of a beta orbiter.
*two steps by pool in AM90s and ASOS swimming trunks holding a bottle of corona*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuyV6G6atoQ&list=PL3vCMBMAqQ_1sc0yum7Qvn9FgzC2WjV7u&index=9
don't respond to him
>>58219446
>>58219434
>The So-called British "National" part
>>58219525
filtered
>>58219474
PLOT TWIST: you're the Chad regular and you don't realize it yet, she's hoping to entice you into making a move
>>58219420
Lose two times so people stop thinking of you as a threat and then go at it diplomatically, perfect plan if not for are nige.
>>58219453
I'm still a little bit sad tbqh
>>58219498
waiting outside the door while she's on the toilet is a bit weird
>>58219563
But Nige doesn't want to end the union he just wants to leave it.
>>58218507
L E F T
>>58219474
Poleaboo is jelly
>>58219534
the boys
Ffdfchxhggjghvhffuddktidkcmtjjllydhmvoglnhgfirurhdyfggddswdaqawwaaaaaaaaasawaaaaswwsssdsdddsdfzaasxaszddzzfxsddwdsesdfggjffhsfsjrjtxuodoydi5klfkyfulglublnlhfykditxkyvkblpgultoykdtkxtixtf6ldi4rjsidtlbvihkgjhogtjdk5gulmyktdo6ylylydylfylfupflulf6otfyflfufugihikkkknkmlkkkkkkkmklllkllkklkjjjgydts5wwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeerrewwqqwssaassassaddfgggggghhhgghhhhhhhhgyuioojiopiikoijhfgjikkolkjhhhhgfdsaaaaaaffgklpooookooooooooolokookkokkojgtjduyriyohpuphphlhlhlhlhhopooooijjkkjfddsssasssdfhjjhcssasaaaaassaaaaaaassaaassdđcjvjgkkgjjfjffgmh
>>58219591
It's a two step plan lad, don't worry.
>>58219534
bruh im crine this what every brit thread should look like lmfaoooo 100 100
Fuck sake
This is the third editorial about stalking I've seen on the BBC in the last week.
Poleaboo is not happy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36095672
>>58219591
>what is the domino effect
if (we won't) but if we left it no doubt Greece would be up next to leave
Respond to him
Oiiii lads this is a fucking tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG21b8Kx2DI
>>58219621
btfo
having a cry
Chyna's dead. Will Trump be sad, he seems to be a fan?
>>58219721
could i interest you in a deluxe hug?
>>58219663
Why?
>A person guilty of stalking faces five years in jail if they cause a victim to feel fear of violence or serious alarm of distress
Might just do a suicide haha
>>58219746
Hope to see her in the HoF next year
are majesty
>>58219746
literally who
>>58219763
Poleaboo hates how the media demonises stalkers, there's no empathy, compassion or any kind of attempt to see things from the point of view of anyone other than the "victim"
FUCK THAT STUPID BITCH WHO GOT CHED EVANS JAILED.
HE WAS LITERALLY WALES' BEST STRIKER WE HAVE FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP WHO? TIER STRIKERS CHED EVANS WOULD'VE BEEN PREM QUALITY BY NOW
FUCK HER AND HER STUPID FUCKING FAMILY CRETIN CUNTS
>>58219786
Are maj with her child army.
SOON.
>didn't pay gas bill for over a year
>I moved out of that place 6 months ago and they haven't tracked me down yet
>>58219621
good post, better than the majority of the drivel on this general
>other stalkers are the only people who care about stalkers
gee, wonder why that is
Them bricks is way too hot, you need to cut it
Your price is way too high, you need to cut it
We got London on the track
>>58219823
Hey man, he was at the team I support and now look at us. Down in the dirt
>>58219786
atrocious genes Tbh
state of that birds teeth
also why do all the photos of the queen have her with her mouth half open?
Mustard on the beat, ho
>>58219786
these niggas rich af why aint they wearing that gucci lmfao
>Stalking was made an offence in Scotland in 2010. A bill to tackle the rise of so-called "revenge porn" has also been published by the Scottish government
Literally wasn't even considered a crime 5 years ago
>>58219876
fuck Ennis as well the stupid bitch who does she think she is?
when she was like HUR DUR I DONT WANT STAND NAMED AFTER ME IF HE COMES HERE, what a fucking plastic bitch like fuck she gives a fuck.
stupid fucking paki fuck.
You may reply to this post only if you have a dick over 7"
The five main types of stalkers
>1: Rejected stalkers tend to be former sexual partners, who want to either reconcile or get revenge. They stalk because it allows the stalker to continue to feel close to the victim or allows them to salvage some self-esteem.
>2: Intimacy seeking stalkers suffer from loneliness and a lack of a confidante. Victims are usually strangers or acquaintances and the stalkers behaviour is often driven by mental health problems such as delusions. Celebrity stalkers often fall in to this category.
>3: Resentful stalkers feel they have been somehow mistreated by the victim and can arise from mental illness where the stalker develops paranoia.
>4: Predatory stalkers have deviant sexual interests. Stalking often starts as voyeurism for sexual gratification but can lead to sexual assault.
>5: Incompetent suitors want short-term sexual relationships. They usually stalk strangers or acquaintances for short periods. If they do persist they may be blind to the distress this causes and may have conditions that affect their social skills.
Poleaboo was #2 but it now #3, I guess
>>58219924
I'm sure traditional stalking was a crime before, just not this new fangled cyber stalking
>>58219821
Why do you talk in 3rd person?
>>58219500
Already have a gf but doesn't stop me wanting to Rail barmaids
>>58219924
Scottish people are natural stalkers so they couldn't tell the difference between stalking and normal behaviour until a welsh family moved in.
>>58219821
because there's no point
you only think that because you're mentally ill
>>58219968
I'd say he's a mix of 2, 3 and 4.
Tell 'em niggas free Meeshie, ho
Some way, free Breezy, ho
And tell my niggas, Shmurda teamin', ho
Mitch caught a body about a week ago
You may reply to this post only if someone once confused you for a girl.
>>58219972
Bail conditions prohibit direct access to the internet
>>58220025
Poleaboo has never had any sexual desires relating to those two girls
If he wanted to rape his roommate, he could have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0pXYsAh-BU
>>58220083
You wanked in her shoes
>>58220083
Please, protestant god... make this real.
>>58220083
>never had any sexual desires relating to those two girls
So it was just a coincidence your spy camera was placed in the toilet then eh?
>>58220049
please post more pics
Hmm...
>>58219786
>Radical Larry
CHED EVANS DINDU NUFIN
*ironically posts nigger music*
You may reply to this post only if you're a normie or a Chad and you're not quite sure why you still go on this site.
>>58220156
correct
@58220177
FONT
>>58220117
Those could have been any females shoes
He has a shoe and foot fetish
>>58220142
been over this several times, he just wanted replacements for the facebook pics he was denied and the bathroom was the only room with adequate lighting
>>58220146
>>58220049
This
Or make a tumblr where I can wank to your arsehole desu
>*whispers* "Minorities aren't even real people, Dorris. Don't even trip homie I gotchu."
*unironically posts nigger music*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSDOTYAzU2k
>>58220215
This is a flawless defense Poleaboo.
"I was talking in third person, you can't get me copper."
>>58220226
*unironically enjoys it*
>>58220226
You may reply to this post only if you've ever unironically been a chav
Please stop replying to the sex offender. You're only boosting his ego.
He is an autistic one isn't he, that poleaboo
You may reply to this post only if you've ever unironically been an emo
>>58220258
Don't underestimate just how incompetent these pigs are
>>58220297
Poleaboo didn't make the switch from tracksuit bottoms to jeans until he was 18
You may reply to this post only if you've ever unironically been an emu
really wish I was a full time normie
It's so boring being half-blood
>>58220325
desu I wear jeans or chinos most of the times but I'm wearing umbro trackies at the moment
>be on runescape
>get hard clue scroll
>do it
>40k reward
ahh yes, very impressive.
>>58220335
proto-normie pride
>>58220325
Holy shit I'm boosting the ego of a shoe-wanking 21st century jack the ripper.
Send a message like this poleaboo.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dear_Boss_letter
>>58220325
i feel like the whole tracksuit bottoms switch thing is a definite sign as to if someone is an abnormie
i made the switch at about 15
still wear trackies at home when i'm not going anywhere because theyre comfy
but when i go somewhere i wear the full normie attire (jeans, white tee, bomber jacket, etc)
>runescape
>>58220390
stunning handwriting
![tumblr_nma5fmjmes1titub2o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pNbzqcA.jpg "tumblr_nma5fmjmes1titub2o1_500[1].jpg")
>work for a company of 25 people
>boss just called us in for an impromptu meeting
>says he expects all to vote for Remain
>says he can't guarantee any of our jobs if Leave vote wins
ffs
gotta be honest lads
watching the tunnel, it's getting tumblr as fuck
>poor oppressed paki muslim girl gets verbally abused by evil white girls over some plane crash
>sassily retorts with some shit saying "WHITE PPL DO TERRORISM TOO U KNOW SMDH KUFFAR SLAGS"
>next scene some white girl says she doesn't mind hijabs but not burqas
>"ur racist it's my choice to wear it no one says anything to jews *points to conveniently placed jew lad*"
>next scene: she's talking to the same jew lad, sassily tells him he doesn't value muslim lives, he says Israel has a right to self defence and she fully goes off her nut, banters her even more by saying that people wouldn't mind muslims if they stopped killing people, she walks away sassily unable to comprehend his kuffar bullshit
>next scene she's giving a sassy speech about how "ppl were racist to my grandad I don't blame all whiteys therefore ur not allowed to draw a connection between Islam and terrorism despite race and religious ideology being to entirely separate things"
>goes on to say that "ur not allowed to slander the prophet (pbuh) because that would be really racist"
>ethnically diverse crowd gives her a standing applause
i feel like this part of the script was likely written by an NUS member
UPDATE: paki slag just got shot lmao
gonna do some strawpoll research today lads, anyone got any topics?
>>58220491
smells slightly like electoral fraud that
>>58220534
edgy
Josie has spent the afternoon practising polearm form with a well-balanced mop. She can't remember if the verb form is practise or practice, and in fact has the same trouble with license/licence. Josie has some choice words for the bastard who coined these homo-nyms
>>58220534
>UPDATE: paki slag just got shot lmao
personal highlight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj7IGY1MaC4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_D6M5YC_14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeRuYwh0be4
>>58220534
fuckin' ell who let charles bastard dickens in the thread
Lisicki has spent the afternoon playing Runescape.
>>58220486
Poleaboo can write in his own semen instead of blood.
>>58220587
>homo
haha gayboyyyyyy
What the fuck why is half of the choir brown kids?
Are they even Christian?
https://youtu.be/8Mzor6Hf1tY?t=427
>>58220534
read back that post and have a hard think
this bag of fizzy sweets is like 30% cola bottles
that doesn't sound like much but remember there's like 7 different kinds, so 30% is proportionately quite high
reply to me
give me attention
>>58220660
you don't pretend to be gril so no
>>58220622
Baited for this exact response
>>58218507
Gay
>want a drink
>there's only squash in
>it's not even high juice or double strength
fucks sake
>>58220649
because minorities hate and need white people at the same time
Taking the gf's sons dog for a walk
hold the phone
one of these is a CHERRY cola bottle
this changes everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK-lxIaSzTE
>>58220649
You'd bloody hope so.
She's defender of the faith, if they weren't she'd have the right to strike them down.
>>58218667
If you are going to base who rules us on maintaining pure genetics, they should at least BE FROM OUR FUCKEN COUNTRY
>>58220694
*takes your phone and runs off*
>>58220649
Because it's the BBC and it's racist if you don't have an X:Y ratio of whites to minorities, obviously.
taking the gf's sons dog's gf's son for a walk
>>58220727
*is too engrossed in separating sweets to notice*
>we should get rid of the royal family because they're not elected
um, yes they are, by GOD you fucking idiots
Molyneux is paranoid of the feds
what's the longest time you've gone without a wank, ever since you discovered it /brit/?
>>58220747
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>descendants of immigrants are shit, they aren't even British, they're pakis
Reminder that the people who say this are the same people who consider the queen to be British
>>58220748
>Queen is literally the defender of the faith.
Do you want god to fucking slay you, republicans?
>>58220748
*Allah
>>58220748
good post
rule britannia
I'VE GOT SOUL BUT IM NOT A SOLDIER
>>58220748
>GOD
I didn't vote for him
>>58220694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5i1cJIwE7M
>>58220720
>If you are going to base who rules us on maintaining pure genetics
This has literally never been the case
>be me
>confess feelings to grill
>basically shuts me down and tells me that she's not looking for anything serious
>the next week she has a fuckbuddy
>now, 3 months later, that fuckbuddy is becoming a bf
>she posts on this tiny group chat of me and a few others about her relationship problems
>and i give her good advice about how to stay in a relationship with this guy when all i want to do is be with her
i'm in agony lads, put me out of my misery
>>58220779
>>58220748
God isn't real
>>58220805
you are a literal cuck
YouGov is so fucking biased it's unreal.
Which do you agree with more?
- Britain should leave the EU and therefore switch to a nazi idealogy []
- Britain should stay in the EU and I am a nice person []
>>58220748
>elected by one person
ah yes
>God: God, do you want this person?
>God: Why yes, I do God
>God: Let's call a vote, who doesn't want this person?
>God: *puts hand up*
>God: And who does?
>God: *puts two hands up*
>God: Damn, motion carried
>God: yesss
very impressive
>Corbyn shows up Cameron again by giving a pro-queen speech
Give >us No. Number 10 now.
brace yourself lads
incoming hats
>>58220786
You aren't part if His Electorate.
>>58220821
You'll find out soon, god willing.
>0 AD to the 1960s: God is real
>1960s to 2016: God isn't real
hmmm, interesting
>>58220830
Where's MeGov is what I'd like to bloody know
>>58220690
I doubt the minorities have any control of this. All the people in charge are still white.
>>58220713
She said Christmas in Britain is celebrated by people of all faiths and those of none.
>>58220729
They should call for a more diverse royal family then.
Maybe George will find a Paki Muslim wife.
>>58220805
just be yourself
>>58220805
loser
>>58220849
>Corbyn
Absolutely disgusting. Your stench is filling up the thread, leave now you disgusting northern working class subhuman
>>58220801
Oh so that's why it's an unbroken german line and they either kill or exile royals who don't marry a suitable partner
>nige will never be PM
is this the worst possible feeling ever lads?
One day I will own a car like this
the queen is a nigger
>>58220903
Corbyn will hopefully die before entering office
>>58220868
>1960s
I PUSH MY EYES INTO MY ____
>>58220917
that colour doesn't belong on a merc imo
thats a british car colour
Why do pakis love mercedes so much? There has literally never been a well off paki who didn't own a black mercedes.
