China declares war on your country. How fucked are you?
>>58217305
They wouldn't declare war on their economy.
I've waited my whole life for the war
not at all
Why?
we'd just drag America in and send their #yoloswag soldiers to die in Beijing lmao
Americucks BTFO
On a scale of 0 to 10 we are 10 fucked.
We have a pretty shitty military.
We have no conscription so people wouldn't know what to do, and guerillas wouldn't form.
We have the least amount of firearms per capita in the EU, so guerillas wouldn't form.
We are probably the weakest West-European nation.
>>58217405
Kek
>>58217414
You've got a pretty good amount of jihadists who could teach you how to fight
>>58217407
But anon, we're much too fat to be dragged around. You're on your own.
Very
>>58217453
we only a little jihadists too
>>58217305
amurica master help us ;_;
>>58217305
pretty fucked unless amerifats stick to their monroe doctrine
>>58217453
Not even that, we have better integrated muslims than the rest of Europe (at least compared to Germany and Belgium, in personal experience).
>CHINA WILL GROW LARGER
What did he mean by this?
>>58217470
God damn perfidious Anglos
We let you fuck Okinawans for 60+ years and this is what we get in return
>Implying they haven't already
Finally end my miserable life for kamikaze attack.
We could probably defend ourselves
>>58217511
>>58217559
>yeah sure there are a bunch of Muslims but they're good Muslims, I swear!
>call to prayer in the background
>u-uh, got to go, Mohammed gets mad when we miss the morning prayer, a salaam malaikum
>New Zealand was suspended from ANZUS in 1986
fucked
blow them the fuck out just like the last three times. nobody occupies vietnam for more than a couple dynasties.
>>58217648
Our muslims are still shit, but compared to Belgian and German muslims they are angles.
>>58217305
is this cap chinese?
I heard this kind of cap is vietnamese
>>58217703
Arr rook same to westerner
>>58217703
Yeah, it is a Non La and it is only for females, even though American war movies often show VC with them.
we'll be dug ○|￣|＿ =3
>>58217672
How does Vietnam do it?
Tell me your secrets :3
>>58217414
NATO?
I'm not fucked, but my wife is. She can't wait to get Gooked™
>>58217763
Of course, but I doubt that is what OP means.
>>58217305
Well, pretty much fucked, I'm not sure we have enough land to bury them all.
>Russia won't allow them to cross through their lands
>Russia won't allow overflights
>Binlan wins by default as chinks die of heatenings
>>58217414
Youre dumb man, it's fucking Holland. You can launch Moroccans at the chinks
Nah she'll be right, everyone would evacuate to the outback and begin Abo insurgency on Chinese forces til they fuck off
>>58217573
Oi give us back the kids cunt
>>58217305
Fuggity-fugged.
>>58217305
We nuke them to dust
we will surrender in a week after they bomb rotterdam after which we'll be a Chinese province until America liberates us.
>>58217941
>Brazil has nukes
You just revealed your trump card too early friend
>>58217578
The son learns well from the father.
Nothing personal fellow island-chan.
>>58217905
Nah
>>58217305
Np. Ally with our brothers in blood.
Based Britain and Taiwan intercede and World War 3 begins
>>58217305
Not at all.
We would just Baggar their chines toy warmachines into trash.
Chinese harbors? Blocked thanks to Delphin U-Boats.
Chinese U-Boats? Sunk also thanks to Delphin U-Boats.
Seriously these people don't even know how to eat with knife and fork the closest they came to not get their hands into their food were sticks....
literally the 3 invention of the human....
They performed humanwave tactics in Korean war....
The joke is on them if you can see the wave comming from so far away...
call for international help
end the CCP for good
taiwan NUMBAH one!
>>58217578
You picture okinawans as crazy apes behind their backs.
How is it meant to be a pleasure, beeing allowed to fuck crazy apes?
>>58218251
>They performed humanwave tactics in Korean war
Which were extremely effective. Especially when you have millions of people to waste.
But this wouldn't happen nowadays. German military is shit compared to other European armies like the British and French military. Chinese army is closing the gap really quickly, and already have one of the best artillery and one of the best fighter jets.
Why would they attack their own province?
>>58218329
Taiwan defeated the chinise multiple times!
That sais all about how less of a real threat China is.
>China declares war on your country
They won't
>>58218249
>Based Britain and Taiwan intercede
Just like those umbrella rallies :^)
>>58218358
>Which were extremely effective.
Last time they tried to perform it against us in 1970 they lost and got 3000+ soldiers killed. It seems human wave tactics doesn't work well against missiles with thermobaric warheads and cluster bombs.
>>58218403
why would anyone be scared of Finns
Submit to my Mandarin Masters and be a good slave boy.
>>58218533
Nope, probably wouldn't work anymore today. But it definetly did work back then.
>>58218358
Once a war starts German war production and weaopn engineering excells everything on earth possible....as long we have enough fuel, coal and metall, tungstain, aluminium &c..... to drive war machines and war production.
I'm pretty sure if thats the national goal, we would just outengineer and outfight them in no time.
German dedidcation! The whole world is just enough to Stop us, if we play serious. A single country stands no chance.
Off course we'd need a Government doesn't respect external rules.
China would have to expirience how finals solutions realy work.
Maybe the UN will give them shitty Han-people a state for their own...later...
>>58218344
One ape takes to another
>>58217305
It's already happened
>>58218533
>Russian talking shit about human wave tactics
Next Ivan will tell us about about how scorched earth is an inefficient policy
>>58217305
the ships will fall apart before they get here
>>58218573
FINLAN STRONK
RUSSIA WE WAR YOU
>China declares war on your country.
Is this even a possibility?
Primo: We have pretty good relations [spoiler] as with anyone who isn't in our proximity[/spoiler]
Secundo: they would have to go through half of Euroasia. Even if they conquer us, logistics between main country and new colony would be a nightmare.
Tertio: Nato and UE sanctions would wreck China's economy. Especially now, when Western Euros drain middle east of cheap future workforce in the form of rapefugees.
Quatro: There is a chance ( albeit small, westerners are faggots ) for NATO military intervention, which coupled with putin's greed for clay would basically mean occupation of most of China.
>>58219226
That's a lot of artillery you have there.
>>58218943
They made it to Libya like 4 times now.
>>58218484
Those were nonviolent
If violence escalates to the point of full on military occupation, they're going to do something
>>58218790
>in your wet dreams maybe
Why would China declare war on us?
They are as likely to declare war on us as they are to declare it on Hong Kong or Macau.
Time to establish Yuan-dynasty again
We've already lost.
>>58219268
for (you)
we stand no chance against chink mil.
so we'd probably go underground day 1
>>58218933
2mln japanese soldiers that died in manchjuria by the hands of Red army disagree with you, t. Tihiro.
>>58217305
>How fucked are you?
in the ass.
>>58218933
Scorched eat loses a lot of its effect once the supply line is 1-2 hours of flight time.
That said, bombardment of supply lines is more actual.
>>58221262
>russian education
>>58217305
The drunk-in-chief will sort it out by licking their asses.
Siberia will sure become lively for next few years.
We should be fine
>>58219651
The PLA literally walks on your streets
>>58225251
Difference is it's been 66 years since then and Flips have only progressed to the 1950's when the Chinks are in the 80's.
>>58217305
In practical warfare, we are too small and would have to rely on US support
But if China tried to invade, our land is perfect for endless guerrilla time
Ready to rock
>>58217941
Yeah, if we can hold on for 6 months, we'll have the time to make some nukes no prob. Then we set it to the US and say it was the chinese.
Winter war 2: a million dead communists
>>58217414
The Chinese have absolutely no means of reaching you. Even their missiles' range is not sufficient to reach you if I'm not mistaken.
>>58217305
BU-RA-TI-NO and 100 km in radius turned into ashes wasteland.
>>58217305
Very, since Americucks forbade us to build nukes.
>>58225673
But Finland still lose.
>>58217602
Aren't you take your grandfather katana, and defeat Chinese invasion with your final powerful technique?
>>58225865
care to explain HOW? I aint seeing any crumbling down commie infrastructure here...
