accurate depiction of /asean/ posters in other boards
Ikaumpisax
>>58215705
why though when we can understand english just fine?
>>58215799
My girlfriend is from there so I'd rather not have to rely on the other person's English skills when I have to visit.
>>58215848
locate nearest pokpok
post qt animes or else!!!
who dat qt /lgbt/ girl
>>58217806
me
up
keepin it warm
up
up
up
bumpo
Get up on me :3
>>58228320
lewd
s-sakurahime?
s-sakurahime?
s-sakurahime?
I'm taking over this thread
This is now /nusantara/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0wzsYs8Xxs
>>58232019
love you bb,does mainland /asean/ even stand a chance?
rasa sayang hey!
rasa sayang-sayang hey!
>>58232222
You're not invited
>>58233007
taste waste hey!
taste waste-waste hey!
yeah makes sense
>>58233155
that's not how it works you see we always invite ourselves
>>58219009
>>58215657
why does one guy have a fucking helmet?
>>58233313
so close to penta,I could have been an /asean/ hero but now I'm just a loser.I'm just gonna uninstall my internet
>>58232019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2qDuuBEwIE
>>58233007
taste waste hey!
taste waste-waste hey!
>>58233183
>>58234271
What kind of shitty translator did you use
>>58234827
your tagalog needs work desu,that sentence didn't make any sense
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>58235203
ctrl+F H
>>58235203
Mantap gan
I wanna bite memenose-chan's boobs
>>58234827
>>58235203
Austim
bump
I didn't know Muv Luv squirted out another show called Schwarzesmarken, I hope this isn't like Alternative
Putang ina, the show is about commieshit
wakey wakey wagey slavey, Mr Feng wants his new sail boat by the end of this month, so he can give it to his autistic son for his 30th birthday
How common are these in the wild in Singapore?
I have one and that's where they're supposed to be from.
>6 posts in a row
don't you have anything to do aside from shitposting? go get your boipucci pounded by kareem or something baka
tfw realize kartini is feminist bitch
>>58244545
only 5 posts m8
>>58244545
Already did, it was amazing. I can't even sit down properly now.
>>58244819
how big in inches are we talking about?
>>58245868
8 inches
only 3 hours of sleep
>>58247183
sleep is for the weak, Pepe
>>58247340
I don't care,I want more sleep
You cant make this shit up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlDjLscocrE
>>58248386
Negaraku sounds like nigger aku
>>58248477
Negar pls
>>58247860
If you condition your body to sleep an hour less every week, you will be top dog like me that needs no sleep, which also means 24/7 shitposting
>>58248505
chill muh negar,don't lose kontol
>>58243460
What the hell is that?
>>58243451
>PAL
>cake inside a plane
>they're probably the only passengers
>this guy will be a future President
After seeing this
I'm now Only Binay sino pa ba Only Binay
>>58248782
are they the only passenger because PAL is bad or is it because they got the entire plane emptied for their security?
Post everyone running
How can these men even compete against Poe?
negarikaw
my dog destroyed my tsinelas
>>58248782
Poorfag logic
Lel
Do you feel opressed
>>58249163
>tsinelas problems
>be me
>be wearing tsinelas
>someone steps on my tsinelas
>I lift my foot
>my tsinelas rips
>be me
>be wearing tsinelas
>mix my tsinelas with other tsinelas
>someone else takes your tsinelas
>be me
>buy new tsinelas
>tsinelas too stiff
>get blisters
>be me
>be wearing tsinelas
>get dusty feet
>be me
>be wearing tsinelas
>accidentally steps on disgusting black puddle
>dirt all over feet
>be me
>mum guys new tsinelas for me
>crocs
>be me
>be in komputeran
>mum comes out to find me because dinner
>mum gets mad and slaps my legs with tsinelas
Teach me how to pick up 3dpd grills, I dont know how.
Going to beach tom
>>58249737
locate pokpok
>>58249737
bee urself
believe in yourself
bee confident
>>58249737
Step 1 be shredded as fuck
Step 2 just b yourself
>>58249737
buy book called "Bee Yourself for Dummies"
>>58249737
>be ''''''''malay''''''''sian
>get picked up by religious police
Dutdut telling his friends to kill themselves
He's literally our guy
>>58250173
kys
>>58250173
Just a question, what are you going to do if Dutdut wins the election?
>>58250529
I'll just renew my passport incase of habbenings
>>58250529
I'm a good citizen that follows the law and doesn't litter so I'll be fine
>>58250529
more facebook shilling on how hes doing a good job
Take me higher
Lift me higher
With. Your. Speed.
I NEED FIRE
>>58250529
Move to Malaysia
>>58250529
I'm going to join the army and serve the country under him.
>>58250686
NPA pls
>>58250582
>>58250642
>>58250655
Good. Don't come back here then. Less stupid people, the better.
>>58250720
It will actually increase smfh
>>58250720
dutdut is literally the personification of our facebook tier stupidity
I guess they will feel empowered now
>>58250720
>less stupid people
lmao
>>58250529
become British and remove non-christians, nignogs, pajeets and araboos
>>58250154
>be Malaysian
>claim to be ethnically South East Asian
>slint eyes
Can I post here?
>>58250898
Only if you are voting for Comrade Bernard
>>58250898
Bernard 2016 only. You must post your Democrat Party membership ID as proof.
>>58250939
>>58250982
I'm a centrist. I don't like any of the candidates
>>58250720
stay mad,I'll get Malaysian gf and tell her I love her every day
>>58251006
>centrist
welcome friend, welcome! :)
>>58251032
Are you a centrist too?
>>58251086
Yes, brethren the third way is best way
Save it, it's all yours my friend.
>>58251156
My nigga
>>58251181
Saved
>>58250898
Only if you vote Hillary my friend :)
serious question
does be yourself work if your ugly?
>>58251181
thanks malayfriend
>>58251256
I'd rather kill myself
>>58251262
Depends on the person
>>58251086
>>58251156
Even if you're center you still have to make a choice
#NEVERTRUMP
I want my relatives to stay in USA illegally tbhfam
>>58251293
Then why don't you kill yourself right now?
>>58251386
None of them appeal to me. Trump is kinda but he doesn't make up his mind very well.
>>58251387
> implying I'm not trying
>>58251423
gracias amerika
por favor no deporte
there's the word nigger in vinegar
I can get away with saying the word nigger
;_;
>>58249387
der kankerr
Horry sheeit the new Muv Luv show called Schwarzesmarken is actually pretty good, it's not harem, it actually has combat past episode 2, I'm recommend a watch on ep 4 now.
test bane
>tfw no asean bros
>>58252412
>>58252476
wonderful
commie a shit
cummie yum yummie
sweety sugary flavory xD
>>58252828
how much ringgit did he pay?
When is my turn to ride the presidential chopper guys?
>>58253035
no maybe dutdut's ex wife
>>58251423
reminds me of a certain dutdot bawijoke
What the fuck
I just searched my name in leaked comelec data
Shit shit shit
>>58253457
link? what was the leak about anyway?
>>58253457
So it was legit?
>Onii-chan daisuke
You know it's gunna get gud when they say that
>>58253569
i know, right. the guy's a god
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daisuke_Ono
>>58253569
>daisuke
baka
>>58253605
>>58253620
I'm sorry I'm not island chink enough
>>58253569
>daisuke
big help?
This guy probably goes to /g/.
>>58248867
The President gets a special plane that he/she can use for whatever and wherever.
>>58252289
Irisdina is the best
>>58252289
>>58254339
That's not how you spell Beatrix
>>58254420
Beatrix is garbage no matter the medium she's in
>>58253482
>https://wehaveyourdata.com/
information filled on voter's registration
>>58254616
whoa. at least it's not too heavy info
>nyancat
>ragefaces
bad taste in humor, though
>>58254782
it's anonymous 9gag division
>>58252289
>heard Schwarzesmarken
>go look at google
>"ah there's an eroge!"
>no imouto route
KUSOGE
U
S
O
G
E
Don't forget Friday prayer lads
>>58254782
nah, some data are incorrect, one anon said on other thread that even his birth day are wrong
>>58255834
RIP data
/asean/ was a mistake
>>58255834
What is this?
My 10 years old laptop cannot open this image
>>58256562
the irony
>>58256562
PC builds
kek
>>58256848
kek
>>58256848
It's getting better tho
Are current episodes still made by Flips?
Woy sholat Jumat tolol
>>58257010
Astaga udah selesailah kakek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKEuNpOkwgI
post /asean/ music
rate /asean/ music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrv5E8UHfbs&ab
Pretty good bisaya song
>>58257089
been searching for this song desu
>>58257174
you're welcome
Post yours
>>58257174
been searching for your ass desu
>>58257281
you're an ass man huh?
>>58257089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWjn9f-xBQg
full of qts
>>58257233
Answered it in my own perfect utopian society
>>58257089
I don't understand most of it but I like it
>>58257233
>>58257089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WRPEhMjQDw
>>58257555
hahaha been looking for this one as well,thanks a lot
>>58257053
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fGZYexsNNf0
LoL
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nYUCLJpewtU
하세요, /아시안/
>>58257010
>not browsing 4chan while khatib giving khutba
>>58254782
I cringe everytime I see this "le hacker" bullcrap on fucbook
>anomomoose philippines
>>58257999
>browsing 4chan
>accidentally opened a porn webm
>>58257858
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5yOR6GIUhRM
"I dont want to wait for our lives to over" I miss them 90's tunes
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qLLErPngBk8
I like this haircut, reminds me if my gf who died in a car accident with her father...
>>58257233
I grew up in a leftist filled neighbourhood.
>>58257233
Also this test is absolute shit 2bh.
The questions it ask are so broad and it makes it so that the questions are worded in such a way that the only logical answer is the leftist one, even though there are right wing logical answers to the same question that aren't even an option.
It's made to make you look more left wing than you really are without being an idiot.
>>58258419
t. leftist liberal chink
>>58258452
Are you dumb, what I said is that it's leftist propaganda.
I'm disappointed I didn't see this option
>Would you kill all Indoshits if you had the chance?
>strongly agree
Allahu akbar
Which country is the best to move in? I fear this country would be stuck in progression forever.
>>58258294
She used to watch cardcaptor sakura, hamtaro, code geass and discuss them with me. She was my childhood friend too. If she didn't die that day.. I talked to her the day before she died in the car crash, one last smile, one last, one last hand wave, one last message
>>58258834
>code geass
JIBUN WOO
>>58258685
take a boat to straya
>>58258685
Australia, Singapore, Brunei
>>58258834
She died April 22, on her birthday, which is today..
bar cukur rambut
tukang cukure tak kon ngerapihke wae
pas cukur kocomotoku tak copot
ora weruh opo-opo
pas wis kelar kocomoto tak enggo
ngilo
asu rambute dicukur bunder ngluwer ono jabrik-jabrike koyo duren
asssssuuuuuuuuuuu
>>58259186
MAMPUS
A
M
P
U
S
>>58259176
you should be wank of her late image out of respect
>>58259176
WKWKWKWKWK
>>58259224
>>58258925
>>58259098
Many Aussies are heavy against Flips - due to Duterte rape joke.
Singaporeans are seriously heavy against Flips, unless I'm a tourist or just a visitor.
Brunei, oh Brunei, OFWs are received nicely there. Best among the three.
>>58259176
I went to her grave with her mother and sisters this morning..
>>58258834
>>58259176
top kek
>>58259304
you mean you're not chink? if not how come you can afford to go out of Philippines?
>>58259304
>Many Aussies are heavy against Flips - due to Duterte rape joke.
>he believes anyone in Australia actually knows or cares about those jokes and duterte
We're full anyway.
>>58259351
Piso fare
>>58259361
t. boat people
>>58259361
is it magpie season already?
>>58259351
kek, memes be memes
>>58259361
Before the Dut remark, Aussies are already heavy to non-whites. Well, unless I'm a fair skinned Flip or a girl.
But, hey, Aussies could be real bros.
>>58259304
>Many Aussies are heavy against Flips - due to Duterte rape joke.
Nah m8 all the Aussies i met are all bros
>>58253905
>xXSuPAHaCkerZ69Xx
>>58253905
we are anonymous
we are lechon
we are forget
>>58259330
>tfw childhood friend died
Anyone here watched that Anohana movie?
>>58252436
i am the one who knock
how was your siesta?
who knew asean is bunch of /a/ rejects? this thread is cringey as fuck
>>58259304
>Many Aussies are heavy against Flips - due to Duterte rape joke.
I bet they were already heavy against Flips before dutdut
>>58260044
Not good i had to create a ten page report regarding the last meeting. Fuck that was last minute shit or else mr. Tan will deduct my salary again.
>>58260072
yeah mang
indogs single-handedly ruin this general
>>58260072
I knew that already Flips get bullied in /a/
>>58260072
And yet you're still coming here. Fuck off to your containment website redditard
>>58259691
Woah, never knew aseans are alive outside from /a/
>>58260790
>>58260863
kaskuser please out!!
>>58260870
>>58253905
Wasn't there also 14 Filipinos and 6 Srilankans who stole $81M at Bangladesh? Whatever happened to that? Never seen it posted anywhere in /int/
>>58260870
kek
>>58260999
>>58260999
I wonder what kind of NPA tier fagbook shit is this now
>>58261166
wkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwk
>>58260982
they got caught most of them are Chinese bankers and casino brokers
but the main hackers were chinese
I dont know why dutdutfags and anti gov flip pamemes didn't post that pro china perhaps
I just hired a malay (boss' choice, not mine).
>spends two weeks asking the same questions over and over on different media
>would ask for info about our location, pay scale, customers, etc, then demand that i email it, then demand that i call her to talk about it
>eventually agreed to work here
>morning she's supposed to start she says "actually its really far. i dont think i can start for two weeks but i want you to hire me now"
>tell her she has to actually come to work to START WORKING
>she agrees and says shell be there at 3:30
>3:45 she texts and says "okay ill be there in an hour!"
>approaching 4:45 now
>she hasnt responded to my texts or calls
>shes supposed to start at 5:30
malays pls explain this shit
>>58261300
>Wimyn
>>58261300
tropical weather makes people lazy
>>58261300
that's called """being a womyn"""
>>58261300
Why the hell do you need to call and text like a nagging stalker? Call and texting once is more than enough.
>>58261356
I'm not that far from the arctic circle and I'm lazy as fuck.
>>58260982
too complicated to discuss, people just go here for sleazy bantz, dutdut shilling and dank /asean/ memes
>>58260982
>banks
Laaaaameeeee
>>58261466
>>58261522
Just found it weird that 2 hacking incidents got caught on too near of a time frame
>>58261300
Is she a qt at least?
>>58261300
Is she actually malay or malay chink
>>58261641
>Is she actually malay or malay chink
get ready for the tirades
>>58261641
arr is same
>>58261641
there are no malays in malaysia anymore iirc
>>58261641
Whats the difference?
>>58261300
Sometimes i skip work just to play dota 2
>>58261641
malay is a state of mind
>>58261914
>tfw I work in a net shop
>play dota 2 all day
>>58261641
nice save comrade
>>58261641
ok so i just met her and shes A FUCKING MUSLIM
what kind of malay is that, chink or regular? shes headscarfed and shit wtf
am i going to die lads?
>>58262260
Better grab your grandpa's AK
memes
Be yourself, /ASEAN/.
>>58262260
It's nice knowing you Gatsby
>>58262260
just put pork dishes beside your table and you'll be alright
>>58262260
it's a qt girl,so I think you're fine
>>58262260
If she's cute, fuck her.
>>58262323
Did she rejects you again
>>58262529
>>58262510
>>58262500
>>58262336
>boss calls me
>"did you help out the new teacher?"
>yes, she's teaching now
>how does she look? how old is she?
>i dont know, hard to tell cause of her HEADSCARF
>"her what?"
>she's muslim. the headscarf is the thing on her head
>"oh yes, i don't know much about that religion. do they have to wear that every time they go out?"
>YES
>"every time?"
>YES
>"oh i see man. very strange religion."
>YES
>"how's her english"
>it's good"
>okay then no problem
YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL YOU IGNORANT GOOK
>>58262705
You have to fuck her
>>58262705
Fuck her, then you would know her look you fucking white fag.
hello, this is Indonesia
how are you today fellow /asean/s
