Rainy edition
Salutations
Had a cheeky little pizza for dinner lads
Just ate some quality ANZAC Biscuits lads.
It's the best biscuit in the world imho 2bh l@d
Why Australia is SO gay?
>>58213014
Throw some biscuits this way m80
It's only 7:57 but I'm already tired
Påsk?
>>58213303
It's long gone John
>1st baltic post in thread
>>58213854
g'day
>>58213854
Hello, my pan-african friend.
>>58213014
Can I have some? They sure do sound good
Should I make myself a tea?
>wanna get to bed soon
>tfw it's disgustingly humid
>>58214327
Just sleep naked m8
>>58212946
Fatty haha
>>58214277
Yes. Never not make some tea
>>58214364
I don't like my balls sticking to my thighs.
>>58214460
is that possible?
>>58214508
Of course
>>58214572
Because of hot Aus weather, right?
>>58214508
Unfortunately so.
Don't think I've ever slept naked 2bh
>>58214593
And if you sit on the chair for too long will your balls stick to the char?
>tfw i have to anzac parade for some degenerate high school
hilp mi im a faggut
>>58214752
talk shit get hit faggot
mong is a god
>balt thread
>no anime
lol...
>>58214593
r u gay?
>>58214801
And the thread is ruined. Thanks a lot, faggot >:^(
>>58214801
>!ApoosaVEv6s
>>58214668
If I was naked and it was really hot, potentially.
>>58214827
I'd probably fuck a qt trap if the opportunity presented itself. Take from that what you will.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/20/world/europe/latvia-face-veils-muslims-immigration.html?mwrsm=Facebook&_r=1
REMINDER THAT LATVIA WAS MENTIONED
>>58214886
reminding
>>58214928
I can't recall even a single time I heard anything about latvia in the news.
>>58214928
FASHISM REBORN IN LATVIA
>>58214951
How much did you pay to moot to become a mod?
You seems to be richfag according to pics.
>>58214928
>Face Veils in Latvia
Sometimes I'm not sure if gulags were much worse for you.
@58214951
Fucking faggot
@58215043
Yeah all 3 users of face veils are banned from wearing them
>>58215002
Haha. /balt/ would be fixed already if I was one.
@58215108
>having them at all
cucks
still no gf lads
ban shitposters Asuza, do your fucking job.
>>58215160
still don't care
>it's a shitposting episode
@58215129
t. Biggest mosque of europe with 25% muslim population
@58215180
I praise my true god Allah, do you?
worked all day then rode my bike feeling good
any of you blokes know where i can snag a misso? ? has to be within bicycling distance or train (sydney, Australia)
>see tunne, kui balt on metsa ammu ära läinud
@58215222
Ill praise those numbers instead
>>58215257
/comfy/
>>58215241
post your bike again.
stop posting köksal baba
>>58215445
Is this a trick ? Dubious about your intention s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEHqPCA_lzQ
Only listen if you are prepared and not afraid to cry fellas
>>58215497
>not trusting Russians, the best people in the entire universe
are you new here?
top notch thread
do more like this
I'm such a looser, I even lost my passport despite I stay at home all the time and it was in my bag.
I bet mum put it somewhere.
>>58215626
>having a passport
>>58215562
https://youtu.be/dQhApraUzmQ
The fit wog bird on MKR just got kicked off
JUST SHOOT FOR THE STARS , IF IT FEELS RIGHT AND AIM FOR MY HEART
What do you guys get up to on an average weekend?
I'm over staying at home shitposting. I want to do things but I feel there's not a lot to do without close friends.
>>58215570
Subscribed
>>58215665
every time
>>58215729
Usually go to the pub after work on Friday and get tanked up. Sometimes end up in a club or whatever
That covers Friday and half of Saturday. Saturday evening is usually chilling or maybe going out again if I can be fucked.
Sundays I'll go to the beach or visit my parents or something. Don't usually meet up with friends on Sundays because it's the final precious hours before back to work
>>58215596
Come on angel, come on come on darling, let's exchange the experience
>>58215729
I will probably cry over no gf then study or something
my life is great
>>58215729
Just like every day - on internet.
>>58215729
used to just eat pingas endlessly and smoke cones and suck down llongnecks glad those days are over, mostly exercise, eat nice meals, see my mates and sometimes smoke a lil yarns
>>58215937
ur mum is a meme lol
>>58215937
I LOVE FELS
>subscribed icelad for quality posts
>no posts
>>58215937
ffffffuUCK
>>58216027
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>58215833
Do you ever hit pubs and clubs by yourself?
>>58215847
tfw no gf
>>58215862
my man
>>58215885
fuckin hell mate making me question my nationality there. I bet it was good while it lasted though yeah?
>>58215823
https://youtu.be/uGDA0Hecw1k
>>58216083
Quality post
thanks
>>58215729
>wake up
>eat
>go online
>feels bad
>go for a walk
>get some drinks and snacks
>come back inside
>on the chons again
>tfw no gf
>wank
>drink myself silly
Sometimes I skip a few
hi
>>58216061
>Do you ever hit pubs and clubs by yourself?
Very rarely I go to this bar where my mate is a bartender, have a beer and a chat if it's quiet. Apart from that, never
>>58215846
beautifl. saved.
>>58216090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUwjNBjqR-c
I was right, mum took my passport. >:c
I FUCKING SAID HI YOU FUCKING PRICKS REEEEEE
>>58216259
post mum
>>58216123
RARE
>>58216089
We can have serious discuss about WW2 or rapefugees, mein Snitsel.
>>58216270
H E L L O
>>58216123
S V E I K I
>>58216270
A L E A F
L
E
A
F
>tf mum is blond and blue eyed
>dad has brown hair and dark yellow eyes, his grandma is Kazach
>I got brown hair and brown slant eyes
reeeeeeee
>>58216354
>>58216351
delete this
>>58215846
looks faggy little bit
>>58216270
I never get replies on /brit/, why are you anglo first worlders so arrogant? That's unbearable. Even Americunts are friendlier than you, queencucks.
>>58216399
>going to /brit/ ever
haha)))
>>58216351
>>58216198
https://youtu.be/LHJhyrrUTgc
Honestly thought today was Friday , haha how silly good thing I have nothing going on
doing a wank
Public holiday for ANZAC day on Monday ausbros.
>tfw another day to sit at home shitposting
but nah I really want something to do
>>58216936
Pics pls
Ma ei saa aru
>>58216938
wanna come to 2 up with me m8?
>>58216297
Germans are degenerates and """refugees""" should be shot. There. Discussion done.
>>58217049
kus asub tualettruum?
So today after eating breakfast I opened up my book and got my lecture up ready to catch up on Math notes. No more than two seconds later my sister bursts in...
"anon, you need to come out the back"
"why?"
"uhh well we have some lady here, surprise family therapy session"
*my jaw literally hits the floor*
"Are you fucking serious? I'm not doing that shit"
"So you're not coming out the back? You need to"
"Well I'm not"
"Do you even like your family?"
"Not really"
*Sister leaves and shuts door behind her*
Am I bad person for doing this? Like no one will benefit from awkwardly listening to some bitch talk acting like she knows every little thing about how a family works and how things should be. Just so fucking cringey, fuck
>>58217058
>I had to look up what that was
I guess that gives you an idea of how fucking sheltered I've been.
Vomit burned my throat
>>58217113
Ma ei tea
On a more related /balt/ note
Where are all the cute estonians
>>58217157
Am I bad person for doing this?
No. You did the right thing.
>mister anderson, it looks like your dick sucking days are over
>>58217222
DELETE THIS
GROSS
Thoughts?
здapoвa фaшиcты!
>>58217157
Yeah you did the right thing. Should ree at your sister next time
>>58217313
what a fucking gay "sport"
>>58217313
That was a legal bowl? Poor sportsmanship.
>>58217313
very hard to understand, is this supposed to be a sport?
>>58217329
zdarova, karova :DDD
I got made redundant from pic related about 2 months ago and have been doing fuck all ever since. It's been pretty awesome, I'm a NEET but I got loads of cash in the bank
Sadly it's coming to an end. Accepted a job offer the other day, start next Tuesday. Farewell NEET life
>>58217313
I fell drive right thrugh monitor
/Bantz/ YESS
FOREIGNERS WELCOME
>>58217205
Well that's good to hear. I have some cringe as fuck pieces of paper which I assume are notes or some gay shit from the session, was going to ignore them but will read them now and see if there's anything particularly retarded.
A4 sheet on the top reads:
"Life is an Adventure... Dare it
Life is a Love.. Enjoy it.
Life is a Tragedy... Face it.
Life is a Struggle... Fight it.
Life is a Promise... Fulfill it."
Lmfao, I thought my sister was retarded before this; she just wasted money on what she could have gotten from a motivational search on google. Will read the rest now though, fuck this is a mistake
>>58217333
Oh good. Ree?
>>58217160
ok m8 heres your anzac day gameplan
5.30am Dawn ceremony
7.30am Bacon and eggs and breakfast beers
8.30am cheeky wank
9.30am shower
10.00am cheeky morning tea beers
11.30am meetup at pub
12.00pm lunch
12.30 Cheeky lunch beers
1.00pm 2 up
2.30pm find a seat to start watching the footy
3.30pm cheeky arvo beers
5.30pm think about heading home
6.00pm may as well stay pub for dinner
6.30pm dinner
7.00pm cheeky dinner beers
8.30pm sit at blackjack machine
9.00pm have a slap on pokies
9.30pm nightcap rums
11.30pm actually start heading home
12.00am get a kebab
12.30am have a beer on the coach when you get home
1am pass out on couch with half eaten kebab
>>58217399
fuck off nigger
>>58217380
пpивeтики :3
>>58217366
>poo peeland batsman blocks it instead of trying to hit it for 6
small country mentality 2bh
>>58217427
U buttmad? Cyka
>>58217427
u butthurt?
>>58217526
>>58217499
Pakistan please
>>58217541
faq u
bech
u not even wite
>>58217404
I sometimes get that sentimental "we only have one life" bs from my dad but yeah it's not worth listening to.
>>58217422
Good plan. I'm going to go to a game with the senpai
Caп, бб. Кoaкcилиcт в тpeдe. Я к вaм, yж нe oбoccытe.
>>58217563
U WOT WONKER ?
>>58217499
>>58217526
>2 replies for 1 minute
> I am butthurt
just bantz, relax Jamal)
>>58217617
Must be tough living the life of an autism-poster.
If I can't find the right things to wank to I'll just skip wanking completely
>>58217637
>muh jk lol
look at how i scared this degenerate commie shit
>>58217625
кaкoй кoaкcил ты чe дypaк штoлe?
>>58217687
A чeгo?
>>58217715
>A чeгo?
an hero? good idea!
>>58217687
>>58217715
Post in Latvian or English or don't post at all.
@58217662
>proceeds autism posting
>>58217741
what about in maori or abo m8?
>>58217589
Yeah my Dad today had the audacity to call me fucking anti-social. I don't think he has any friends, he sits at his home and works on these little gay projects he thinks are going to make him the next Steve Jobs (all his projects have already been fucking done to a great standard), not to mention he fucking hasn't lived with the rest of our family and only comes over like three times every couple of weeks. Like fuck, never been so close to hitting the cunt. Think I'm going to start being less neutral/passive on things and start speaking my mind, can't stand fucking hypocrites.
Anyway, read the rest of the sheets. Sheet 1 consisted of a bunch of links to counselling, depression, suicide, family abuse, etc, etc websites. Sheet 2 was something about mental health and being able to say 'no,' didn't quite understand it. It was like a mixture between "females have the right to say no" but in a mental health/abusive family context, like wtf? And sheet 3 was some real gay shit. 30 lines of "today I'm going to...(insert gay shit here)."
Can't believe people, yet alone my own family wasted their money on this, for fuck sakes.
>>58217815
No, sorry, I don't understand those.
Caп, бб!
/ \
|||
\\
|||
\ /
>tfw if id tell you my grandfathers name youd be able to trace and kill me
>>58217741
fuck you facist
>>58217715
гpoб гpoб клaдбищe пидop вoт чeгo
>>58217931
/ \
| | |
\ \
| | |
\ /
>>58217953
Я yжe cмиpилcя
>>58217976
fuck, now everyone's gonna laugh at me
>>58216938
I'm going to out and going to get drunk tomorrow night. Might attempt to post in /balt/ + /ausnz/ thread on my walk home again.
Will spend the rest of the weekend either sitting at home doing fuck all or getting stoned with a couple mates, doing fuck all, then coming home later and doing fuck all. Either fits, both have the same effect.
>>58217625
>/бб/
Хopoшиe были вpeмeнa
heh benis Aggbar :D :DDDDDD :DD :D
>>58218005
xddddddd
>>58218039
GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY
REEEE
>>58217625
>>58218039
>/бб/
Hapкoмaны, cyки, штoлe?
Any good Netflix suggestions? Can be movies or TV series. I honestly think I've watched every good TV series on Netflix though, not even kidding
Anyway you can see the total hours of Netflix you've watched? Would be interesting to know imo
>>58218087
Haхyй co cвoими лягyшкaми
never left bed today hahahaha i have depression and can't function like a normal person waheeey
>>58217715
This shit will kill you.
Majority of Danes don’t want new fighter jets
Just 30 percent believe the new fighters are a good idea.
>>58218122
Netflix has the shittiest selection here, noones using it.
>>58218122
нeтфликc-хyeтфликc, cyкa блядь
>that subhuan ape language that i cant even read
دپفجچدسكڢج اكسنچقنقنسقددجازدفچنچنكسچنقسنچپقجچوقسجقسچنچنبكچبيسبچىىإكڢندزوره
>>58218087
I'm here for you Latvia <3
His Russian dialect can't infect you whilst I'm here
>>58218126
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAH
>>58217953
How am I a fašist?
>>58218131
>never left bed
Don't you get hot and sweaty if you stay in bed for too long?
>>58218193
the fuck is algerwhatever doing in my thread?
>>58218122
>2016
>netflix
>>58218209
Youre latvian, thats all it takes, youre a fascist by default.
>>58218201
Always can count on Ausbestia.
>>58218220
nope not really
>>58218225
دپفجچدسكڢج اكسنچقنقنسقددجازدفچنچنكسچنقسنچپقجچوقسجقسچنچنبكچبيسبچىىإكڢندزوره
>>58218206
Heт!
>>58217066
>Memelland
ITT POST YOUR SLAV SUBHUMANS
>>58218166
It's not that bad if you just want the generic sort of shows, bad choice if you want all the anibooooo stuff. What do you/everybody else use then?
>>58218240
See above
>>58218171
Assume you said the same sort of thing but in Russian, so гдe мeдcecтpa? is the extent of my Russian skillz
>Slavs
>humans
>>58218392
Torrents ofc
ABSOLUETLY DEGENERATE
>>58218425
>>58218382
photoshopped
>>58218464
>slav world class modeling everyone
@58218501
Actually, no more (You)s for you. You can move along now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNxV087tQ84
a classic
>>58218464
>>58218427
Still torrent all the new shit of course, but for finding shows I've never heard of or watching back old stuff, seems to work pretty well.
>>58218546
i think that guy likes butts
>>58218501
Don't act like you wouldn't fuck it, bet half the girls you come across where big burkas. Why are you even here?
>>58218463
This one's a bit funny.
>Call my snus guy
>Phone is off
REEEEEEEEEEEEe
>>58218540
u butthurt ?
@58218736
Thanks for the (You) :^)
>>58218699
Is it illegal in estonia?
>>58218848
To sell, yes
>>58218901
woah, i expect this kind of degeneracy only from our government. although now they just put sticker saying "chewing tobacco" on it, and keep selling in tobacco stores.
>>58218985
It's a EU wide ban, except for sweden and denmark due to culture of using it
>>58218806
welcome breh
![tinfoilhat2cy2[1].jpg~c200.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7UnuckF.jpg "tinfoilhat2cy2[1].jpg~c200.jpg")
>>58218985
Probably tobacco lobbies conspiracy, since snus is manufactured only in sweden.
>he's still going at it
>>58219043
From what I am aware of they tried to ban it here as well but when Sweden joined they made the demand of keeping snus or no join
>>58219050
Maccy Ds is the best desu.
When you go there you know what you're getting. Went to subway once, looked at the menu, didn't understand anything and left.
نحن نعيش كذبة أن يموت مثل الرجل تحت إله نحن نقاتل الشر والظلام كما الليل من دون رغبة الأمل وضعناها العالم على إله النار هو الثناء العظيم الله نتمسك لكم في قفص ليغرق لك ل تحرير لك أن تكون لك نحن بك أصدقاء التجار جيرانكم الخاص بك سوف نقوم اغتصاب لك لإنقاذك
بيرني 2016
>>58219085
Wtf tho, how is it explaned? It's so much better than cigs. Since i started using snus instead of smoking, i can run for more than 5minutes without falling dead suffocating.
@58219186
fuck off outta here with your cockroach speak
>>58219174
inside view
how is Russia still allowed to exist ?
>>58219266
Why are you ?
>>58218699
Snus can't replace the gorgeous feeling that you get standing on a balcony and smoking a cigarette while looking over a city and it's lights.
>>58219349
No it can't
>>58219193
It's a competitor on the tobacco market
cig companies don't like that
>>58219349
i quit smoking, but sometimes i really want to enjoy a cigarette in rainy days.
>>58219408
Pretty much this.
It was banned on the basis of "It can cause cancer", meanwhile it has hundreds if not thousands of times less carcinogens in it than cigarettes, but the lobbying was too strong
>>58219310
Because i am an aryan berber contrary to you slav subhuman nigger scum
>>58219349
1. You dont need to be smoking to do that. The necessity of a cig in this situation is dictated by your addicted mind.
2. After smoking it feels like you ate a bunch of shit.
3. Lungs are polluted,
(4). I like snus effect better
>>58219588
>berber
>aryan
>>58219610
Achmed pls
>>58219635
There is a chance he is not ahmet.
There is no chance you are not ahmed.
>>58219690
kek'd
>>58219690
>nigger logic
Ayyy
y doesnt everyone just vape weed instead??
>>58219930
por que no las dos??
>>58219930
I'm not and criminal scum
>why yes, of course I vape
>>58219930
Cause weed is cool when you are 16.
>>58219930
https://youtu.be/IxekurEYBjU
>>58220039
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA
this thread has some quality bantz
not sure whether to go to bed or have a drink.
>>58220039
>>58220072
i like this mans thinking
>>58220040
"how long have you been tricking for"
"about 4 months now"
>4 months
what a pleb, guys like cuckerberg have been in the business since the beginning
>>58220073
have fun dying and not even getting high
>>58220327
Suck my dick it will help you make your mind up
>>58220367
As i said weed is cool for the fisrt time, but you get slightest tolerance for it, it quickly loses all its charm.
>>58220367
was meant to (You) >>58220093 for that middle part, oops. too much vape for me tonight heheh
What do you guys do to stave off the suicidal thoughts?
>>58220465
(can't wake up)
>tfw based ruski wont give me any (You) because i was a meanie to mother russia
Why even live
>>58220465
i just don't care anymore
>>58220465
Get a load of this poofta lads
>>58220465
poofta cunt
>>58220465
Alcohol
Lots and lots of it
>>58220404
Have you even smoked weed for an extended period of time? Sure, it probably won't top your first couple weeks of smoking but as long as you smoke in moderation you can still get high as fuck. It's not like you smoke for a month and then become immune, that shit's just a meme.
I just don't see why people choose to smoke a shit load of cigs as apposed to rolling a joint. If you get drug tested on a regular basis for work or booze buses then sure you have a valid reason. If you aren't a fan of weed and wigg out easily then you've got a valid reason. But if not it just seems like your wasting your lungs health, maybe there's something I'm missing though
>>58220465
drink heavily and often
>>58220465
In all seriousness though you just have to realise that you will die when the time comes. Might as well just be loose as fuck and do whatever you want until then - just don't hurt/kill other people in the process, that's just mean
I have this one image of pepe that I once accidentally saved into my anime folder but never bothered removing and it's just there
>>58220532
>>58220559
rude
>>58220683
doesn't work for me
>>58220745
>doesn't work for me
doesn't work for me either but i've found a measure of comfort in it
you ever feel like there's something truly good undone in the world and you've failed to do it?
>>58220723
But why not kill yourself to stop suffering?
>>58220465
by doing stuff
>>58220836
death is terrifying even if you've come to terms with it
>>58220723
>just don't hurt/kill other people in the process, that's just mean
But that's exactly my plan once things get too bad
>>58220879
marmoset
>>58220836
Suffering? Need to find a goal or something to work towards, get a hobby, go to a bar or something fuck
>>58220879
crab
