>American "money"
JUST
American money is legit gross and disgusting to the touch. Dirty, old, greasy. Meanwhile, canadian money is clean and sharp. Everytime I withdraw cash at the ATM it's alway brand new bills.
>>58207175
All atm cash is crisp you maple nigger.
Take that racist off that bill!!!
Canadian money literally smells like money. Why are you guys a living, breathing meme of a country?
>>58207224
smells like syrup*
fuck
ignore me
>>58207224
>Canadian money literally smells like money
Dude, what?
>that hand
>white
I guess the Syrian refugees are already posting from Canada.
>>58207135
Enjoy you plastic board game money
>>58207219
libs hate jackson because he brought poor hicks into politics and gave them a voice. nobody gives a fuck about indians in this country
>>58207234
Kek this is actually true.
>inb4 global reserve currency
Canadian syrup greases the gears of the world economy.
>>58207234
>>58207267
Only the 100$ bill, though. IIRC it has something to do with the type of inks they used for it.
I work as a grocery bagger and when I saw a bunch of customers were canadian I got excited and asked if the maple leaf really smells like syrup when you scratched it
they all laughed at me
you guys are mean
>>58207135
>C*nadians call their money loonies
lmoa enjoy your monopoly money
>>58207355
>loonies
Only the 1$ coins you shitbird.
>>58207355
Euros are monopoly-tier too.
>>58207386
you actually call your money loonies and toonies though, and your bills SMELL LIKE SYRUP
are you even trying to be taken seriously?
>>58207355
0,01$ = "penny", though we don't have those anymore.
0,05$ = "nickel"
0,10$ = "dime"
0,25$ = "quarter"
0,50$ = "half-dollar", or "a half piece"
1$ = "loonie"
2$ = "toonie"
Everything else (banknotes) are just called by how much they're worth (5$ = "five dollar bill", "fiver", etc.).
>>58207135
American money is terrible, the one dollar bills crumple to shit and you can't keep track of them because all the bills look alike besides the slighty red $10 bill. You can't pay for anything with a $100 or $50 or else the clerk takes so long to rub the damn thing with marker and put it under a UV light.
>>58207445
>you actually call your money loonies and toonies though
It's slang you tard.
>>58207555
>$100 or $50 or else the clerk takes so long to rub the damn thing with marker and put it under a UV light.
yeah it sure sucks having the strongest economy in the world
>>58207135
>>58207443
This "modern" styling of bills is disgusting. Either go full minimalist or go with a more classic design, none of this god awful in-between.
>>58207135
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>>58207623
>the strongest economy in the world
Do you honestly believe that?
>>58207639
Filthy republican scum!
Don't you dare insult our Queen on her birthday
>>58207443
>>58207246
>board game models its easy to identify denominations after other world currencies
>somehow all americans think it's the other way around
>american "education"
>>58207623
Is your currency security that shitty or can the average american store not afford $100?
>>58207135
You have that foreign cunt on your money?
LOL
>>58207693
Yeah fuck us for having our own head of state on our money, right?
>>58207643
I'm the anon who posted the euros. Paid $1.19 USD per €1
>>58207728
Or a female human trafficker
>>58207731
>the world is just the US and the EU
got it, m8
I quite like our money tBh
>>58207728
lol at some old foreign bitch being your head of state
>>58207693
>foreign
perfidious burguers
>The terms the state, the Crown,[115] the Crown in Right of Canada, Her Majesty the Queen in Right of Canada,[116] and similar are all synonymous and the monarch's legal personality is sometimes referred to simply as Canada.[106][117]
>>58207790
I'll kick your ass faggot
>>58207728
>our own head of state
>the queen of fucking england
uh what?
>>58207135
quite a bit to take in
>shitskin hand
>queen on canadian money
>canadian money
>>58207135
>having the queen on your bill
Lol maple cucks
>>58207815
1. There is no Queen of England
2. She is the Queen of Canada (and many other nations)
3. The Queen of Canada and the Queen of the UK are 100% legally separate. If the UK became a Republic tomorrow nothing would change here
>>58207445
loonie is because $1 coin has a loon on it
toonie is because $2 coin is in two parts
>>58207808
Is she Canadian? Oh wait you're not your own country, you're cucked by a tiny europoor island a thousand miles away from you.
>>58207815
If you're just shitposting, you're about to have a black woman on your bills, so screw off ya goof.
If you're honestly curious as to WHY...She's not just the Queen of England, she's also the Queen of the Commonwealth, and quite a lot of former colonies have kept her on as head of state. She has the ultimate power over government, military, and more. Below her is the governor general, appointed by the Queen at the recommendation of the Prime Minister. The PM is the head of GOVERNMENT, and is elected, whereas...you know how monarchs work.
>>58207788
the fuck is wrong with you
>>58207841
In the 1950's the Union Jack still flew above our parliament building. We didn't even become fully legally until 1982. God save the Queen.
>>58207774
Never said that. Point was that the euro is stronger than the USD right now.
>>58207841
>Is she Canadian?
Yes.
>>58207839
toonie
>>58207864
literally a meme country
>>58207839
Fucking simpletons
this is my favorite currency
>>58207135
A
FUCKING
QUEEN
LMAO
>>58207728
>>58207889
We were one and of the same, and you can't have an empire without a Queen. Just look at the failed American and French republican empires.
>>58207908
A
FUCKING
NEGRO
PRESIDENT
>All these republishitters
Can't wait to fly the Royal Standard tomorrow in honour of the Queen's birthday
God Save the Queen
>>58207922
>canadian
>talking about failure
>has a foreign monarch on their currency
>>58207954
Obama has done more to strengthen the monarchy in Canada than any royal deed or action ever could have.
We need to be a republic.
>>58207946
A
FUCKING
KEK
PM
>>58207992
Honestly kill yourself
>>58208011
Why don't you move back to england Harry.
>>58207973
She's not a foreigner burger, how many times do we need to keep repeating ourselves? HM is the sovereign head of state of sixteen states, she chooses to reside in her oldest and most populous dominion and appoints a legal representative to exercise her powers locally as she wishes.
>>58208027
Canada was founded as a Monarchy, so therefore you have no right to tell ME to move.
I can however, tell YOU to move to the US for being a republican traitor.
do you like money
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>>58207992
Yeah so we can pay tens of millions to elect some divisive partisan two bit negro like our neighbours.
>>58207135
looking good there buddy
Long May She Reign (to be honest).
>all this damage control by leafs
holy shit
>>58208047
We have no business having a monarch ruling over us. This isn't the middle ages. I want my people free of foreign influence.
>>58208065
>>58208047
And what do you propose we do if the next king decides to be progressive and marry a 300lb hambeast """""refugee"""""?
Our King > Old grandma from england
>>58208090
The next King already has two purebred sons, and a purebred grandson.
>>58208090
>We have no business having a monarch ruling over us. This isn't the middle ages. I want my people free of foreign influence.
If monarchy is "middle ages", why should we be a republic? They are ancient
You don't understand how this shit works at all. Get educated
You are probably a fucking shitskin and/or imigrant. I bet you are that Algerian faggot
>>58208156
I am white and my family has been here since they came here from France and Ireland hundreds of years ago.
We don't need some english twat telling us what to do. And no I do not live in quebec.
>>58208136
Think of a longer term than just the next 100 years.
>>58208156
23% of our population lives in Quebec. They've resented the crown since they were subjugated in the seven years war.
>be Dutch
>have blond haired royal family
>>58208192
>french
>irish
>white
lol okay
>>58208192
If that happens 500, 5,000, or 500,000 years from now so be it. There's a reason Hitler called it the 1,000 year Reich.
>>58208121
>>58208219
t. anglo shitskin
>>58208192
>We don't need some english twat telling us what to do.
But she doesn`t not tell us what to do. It`s a Constitutional monarchy you idiot.
I used to be anti-Monarchy, but then I stopped being an edgy faggot and started to respect our country and it's heritage
>>58208229
>>58208090
OOOOOO CAAANAAADDAA
>>58207903
RIP'D in pieces
>>58208227
And our country has no business being tied to a british head of state 500 years from now.
>>58208250
It's the principle of the thing. It does not represent our freedom to go our own way and create our own country. It ties us to british traditionalism.
We need to get rid of the queen and get a proper constitution with actual freedoms enshrined.
>>58208256
skip to 14:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxZpUueDAvc&feature=youtu.be&t=14m20s
I think american money feels and looks goat
>>58208253
kek'd at this pic
>>58208322
The new $100's are frosty
>>58208290
She's not just the British head of state you troll, since 1932 she's been separate sovereigns of both countries. If the UK became a republic tomorrow nothing would change in Canada.
>>58207135
>20$
>putting a mass murderer on their bills
Americans are truly the most disgusting things on the earth.
>>58208347
I think the head of state should kind of be required to reside in the country. And be elected by the people, you know, the people who own and run the country?
Not some unelected woman prancing around with a crown saying she's special for being shat out of some englishman.
>>58208360
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanking_Massacre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_war_crimes
>>58208379
>I think the head of state should kind of be required to reside in the country.
She has a lieutenant governor (chosen by the PM) who serves her very limited role when she is not in the country. Why would you want to pay 10x more for an elected partisan president to replace our lieutenant governor? Especially considering hundreds of thousands of Canadians died for king and country and we earned our independence by serving dutifully in those wars.
>>58207135
>A FUCKING TAPE MEASURE
American money is objectively superior. Shame they had to ruin it.
>>58208204
Blonde haired and with yellow teeth
>>58208432
We shouldn't have to be granted independence like it's some blue ribbon prize. We need to tell the whole lot to fuck off back to England and get a proper elected head of state.
Hell we should have done that 200 years ago at confederation.
We don't need a separate head of state, the PM can serve both roles just fine. Or we can rebalance his powers into two roles.
Either way would be more democratic than our current system where everything is nominally owned by a foreign woman.
>>58208495
Go live in the states then if that's what you want.
>>58208521
I don't want to live in the states, I want to live here. I like the climate and the land, and I want the people here to be free.
>>58208495
Just be careful where you run your mouth with that bait mr. abdullah, you'd lose a few teeth if you piped up like that at one of my local bars.
Seriously what powers does she have? Isn't she just a puppet/symbolic figure?
>>58208067
I wish brazilian money was more like this one
>>58208535
t. Zhang
>>58208547
I want the east to fuck off. Go suck your british dick some more.
>>58208566
>>58208553
All of our military officers swear loyalty to her and her alone. She is the only one that can dissolve parliament. She must sign all laws before they become in effect. Same as a president but non-partisan and schooled from birth in the arts of diplomacy and rulership.
French Canada best Canada
>>58208597
>>58208553
Translation: We give all our power to britain because we are massive cucks and won't tell them to fuck off and get real checks and balances like an actual coutntry.
>>58208535
The climate isn't much different in Northern states.
Go be a yank somewhere else.
>>58208619
Frenchie you keep repeating the same bait over and over again.
>>58208553
She has the power to rustle jimmies of everyone in Quebec. For that reason alone she must stay.
>>58208597
That's fucked. Why put up with that nonsense. It's time to grow up and move out of mommy's basement, Canada.
>>58208629
Why don't you go be an englishman in england?
>>58208634
You still haven't justified why we are giving final signing authority of our laws to an unelected woman who lives in a foreign country.
Do you fly a union jack over your house?
>>58208660
>It's time to grow up and elect a lameduck muslim negro as president
>>58208700
I would rather have a lameduck negro muslim woman our people chose than an unelected aryan king.
>>58208664
Because we are a Kingdom and that's the way we like it.
Fuck off to another country if you don't like it. Stop trying to change who we are.
>>58208725
Why don't we just split off Ontario and let you have your little kingdom?
>>58208749
Why are you assuming i'm from Ontario?
The only place that doesn't like the Queen is Quebec. Rest of Canada is on board with our current system. Sorry bud
Move to the US if you want a Republic. Stop trying to change us.
>>58208781
Where are you from then?
The maritimes?
And most of the people I know in real life are against it.
>>58208664
I only have a flag on my boat and it's the flag of my province, which has a union jack in it. You can't seem to wrap your head around the fact that we still flew the Union Jack above our parliament building while our parents were still alive. By and far the largest ethnic group in the country traces its roots back to the British Isles, most notably Scotland. For the last time HM Queen Elizabeth is equally sovereign of both the UK and Canada, she chooses to currently reside in her oldest and largest realm and appoints a governor general in all others on the advice of each prime minister. If the UK became a republic tomorrow nothing would change in Canada.
We owe Canada as we know it to the British Empire and by extension the royal family. If you're a salty frenchman sad that the French republics couldn't defend/liberate you then man the fuck up and see the strength of constitutional monarchy. God save the Queen.
>>58208796
I'm from the Prairies.
Like I said according to polls the only outlier province is Quebec. Everyone else is fine with the Queen
Your anecdote doesn't mean shit.
>>58208821
I don't speak french and I live in British Columbia. Not everyone who opposes the queen comes from Quebec.
>>58208843
Support is not universal at all.
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/royal-family-support-by-canadians-waning-poll-indicates-1.3072469
It's not just quebec anymore, it's anyone who values freedom and self determination more than tradition and pretending to still be a colony.
>>58208933
>I don't speak french and I live in British Columbia.
x. Chang
>all this amerilard damage control
>we have the beautiful Queen
>they have WE WUZ KWEENZ
>>58208250
What heritage?
It's barely anything and jerking off to the queen being our sole distinguishung point with Americans is pretty laughable
>>58208933
What would it take for Canada to finally grow up and break away? And what would the repercussions be?
>>58208933
>pretending to still be a colony.
HM Queen Elizabeth is equally sovereign of both the UK and Canada, she chooses to currently reside in her oldest and largest realm and appoints a governor general in all others on the advice of each prime minister. If the UK became a republic tomorrow nothing would change in Canada. Idiot they teach you this in grade school.
>american money is paper
>>58208971
It can't happen.
It's constitutionally almost impossible. It would require 100% unanimous support. If 1 person says no it won't happen.
Republishitters are just going to have to deal with the fact that we will be a Kingdom until armageddon takes us all
>>58208978
You keep parroting this line but it doesn't change the fact that an unelected foreigner who doesn't even live here is the ruler of the country.
That sounds pretty colonial to me don't you think?
>>58208992
It's not though, it's cloth. 75/25 cotton/linen.
>>58208971
Military would have to be on board, all the officers swear absolute loyalty to her majesty. The people that want the monarchy gone don't care one tenth as much as the people who want it to stay. I'd go to war over treason as would millions of others.
>>58209019
>You keep parroting this line
So do you.
>unelected
Yeah that's what a Monarch is. And I'm 100% okay with that.
>doesn't even live here
Irrelevant
>ruler
Queen doesn't rule, she reigns
Please just fuck off to the States already
>>58209019
>foreigner
HM Queen Elizabeth is equally sovereign of both the UK and Canada, she chooses to currently reside in her oldest and largest realm and appoints a governor general in all others on the advice of each prime minister. If the UK became a republic tomorrow nothing would change in Canada. Idiot they teach you this in grade school.
>>58208700
Why do people shit on America for Obama?
>>58208067
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>>58209019
Thank-god Chinese only make up 4/100 Canadians. We need to bring back the head tax.
>>58209058
>>58209054
I can't believe you people don't have a problem with a British Woman who wasn't even naturalized here signing off on all of our laws.
The americans are right, we are a bunch of cucks.
>>58209083
I'm Irish/french.
Hopefully we'll get lots of new immigrants who won't have your ideals about prostrating yourself to foreigners.
>>58209083
They're literally all in Vancouver, though.
>>58209016
that's interesting, because here it just needs to pass a referendum. And according to our constitution, that means it needs to pass both houses of parliament.
And then it must get support from the voting population. It must have support of the majority of people in a majority of states.
And that part about the majority of states is interesting, because it means the population dense areas of Sydney, Melbourne and Brisbane can't outweigh the rest of the country just because they have more people.
>>58207135
Canadian note looks like liquor stickers desu.
>>58207443
>euro notes are all different sizes and colours so you can easily tell the difference between them
>coins all look the same
>>58209109
You have a way better system than ours. In order to change our constitution the support of 2/3rds of the provinces that equal at least 50% of the population. It comes down the votes of ten people.
>>58209097
>signing off on all of our laws.
She usually doesn't though. Our own Governor General does
You are a cuck for wanting to fundamentally change who and what we are as a nation based on dumb emotional arguments. You are just as bad as the Muslims that come here and demand Shariah Law.
God Save the Queen, and fuck you
>>58207637
> full minimalist
What the fuck? No, that's retarded. Why the hell would you go full minimalist with legal tender?
>>58209176
+ senate and house of commons obviously, no referendum though
>>58209178
>but muh potato famine and muh seven years war
>>58209109
All provinces and territories and the feds unanimously need to support it.
>>58209178
But muh history and muh.prestige is just as emotional though.
>>58208067
Why is your 50 the same colour as our 5, bloody kiwis can't understand anything but rugby and buggering sheep.
r8
>>58209387
9/10 for Wikipedia money. Polan has many knowledge.
>>58207242
>>that hand
>>white
>I guess the Syrian refugees are already posting from Canada.
This
>>58208204
>royal potatoes
>>58207135
Dude seriously? American money look timeless with the color scheme, with hidden symbols, Latin words, pyramids and shit
Canadian looks like some student played in Photoshop
![Fijian_dollar_banknote_set[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YbnfEwI.jpg "Fijian_dollar_banknote_set[1].jpg")
Fiji has best money
I worked in a bank, Canadian dollars are really gorgeous and the paper is great.
>not using Euros
>>58207788
How long until weedman gets his face on a bill?
>>58207788
wow those are fucking horrible, look like a 12 year-old's cut-paste job
>>58209132
But the fucking coins are all different size and colour. The smallest are copper, then comes yellow and the 1 and 2 euro coins have grey centre.
>>58213895
>not using Guldens
>>58207135
GOD SAVE YOUR GRACIOUS QUEEN
LONG LIVE YOUR NOBLE QUEEN
>>58207135
Wait is this a troll? The american dollar looks based as fuck while yours looks gay and cucked as shit
>>58207788
No blacks, indians, asians, or trannies? Come on canacuckduh....be progressive
>>58214029
Copper are garbage coins. 5 cents are not even used in all countries
>>58215954
Copper coins are here to limit germs.
>>58207175
Dealing with stacks of $100 US bills is OK. All smaller notes are disgusting.
>>58208121
those goddamn teeth
![030210bc01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uyFZl7S.jpg "030210bc01[1].jpg")
Stand aside, plebs.
![notas-segunda-familia-novo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/BAdViEm.png "notas-segunda-familia-novo[1].png")
>>58218917
They are like Pokémon trading cards and people like to call them by their animal names.
Don't know what's worse. Having a cuckstamp on your flag or a foreign leader on your country's money....
>>58218962
they look pretty nice desu
too nice for a shithole like brazil actually
>>58207790
lol at some negro being your head of state
>>58222677
Rood.
>>58222677
are you coming for the olympics, adolf?
>>58218962
Shit that's actually great-tier monies, nice job Brazil.
>>58223809
although
