1. How hard would it be to migrate to the Faroe Islands as an American?
2. Do jobs there offer a decent wage?
>>58182231
Probably pretty fucking hard. And sure, if you don't mind fishing for 10 hours a day
>>58182284
>Tfw I get cranky after fishing for 8 hours a day
>>58182231
>2. Do jobs there offer a decent wage?
Probably not
I'd wager there are no fucking jobs
Oh please.
>>58182231
>>58188566
There is also a different saying
"if a girl is still a virgin by age 14, she is quicker than her grandfather"
>>58182231
Someone should plant a forest there.
>>58182231
Getting into Denmark is nigh impossible and our independent colonies probably have a similar policy.
If Trump doesn't win, all of us productive, smart, hard working, sane voters should move there.
By the time the Faroe government realizes the island is inexplicably filling up with millions of american tourists, our freighters carrying weapons and equipment will have already arrived and it will be too late for the locals.
A coup will take place and the islands will become the United State of the Atlantic, with the god-emperor reigning until Baron is old enough to take the throne.
>>58182231
I don't know the specifics but I've heard it's really hard. You basically have to marry a Faroese person in order to be able to get a proper residence and citizenship here.
>>58188663
I've been to Iceland in places where they've tried this and it looks fucking fake and forced.
>>58188993
Nice try, I'll tip off the authorities.
Faroese are fucking savages who murder whales with their bare heads why the fuck would you want to move there?
>>58190656
> with their bare heads
Fuck me, I haven't learned that technique yet.
>>58190723
Will Faroe Islands ever be independent? Can they survive without Denmark?
>>58182231
Burger, please don't shit up a pure gene pool with your niggerfied genetics and inferior culture.
>>58190723
Seize the day then, turn off the computer, go outside and kill a whale you neckbeard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIPQAej2Lt8
>>58191884
No whales sighted for a number of months now, sorry. Plus, my freezer is full of whale meat from last time so I probably won't even participate.
>>58191360
I'm not sure we can.
>>58192046
You guys should ditch those gargling poofters and join up with us instead
>>58192330
You guys worked with the EU to attempt to blockade us over fishery policy, why should we join you?
>>58192608
we were just pulling your balls
Are you moving there because muh shitskins? Because the Faroe Islands has one of the highest adoption rates in the world.
Average Faroese family.
>>58192608
You can't avoid us
>both of my parents are Faroese and therefore I am a viking
>>58192745
Ok, bróðir. Still, our cultural ties to Norway are still quite strong. Almost all our historical ballads favour Norway over Denmark and Sweden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02S-7HnVY-0
>>58192933
I think I've seen two black Faroese in my life.
>>58192826
More Philipinos/Thai than blacks.
>>58193054
Maybe not, but you couldn't stop us either. We fucked you off and made big bucks on the Russian, Chinese and American markets.
>>58193137
Really? Not that many people from here that went West.
>>58193145
>I think I've seen two black Faroese in my life.
That's too many. Fugg even you've been ruined now.
>>58193368
isn't this the place where everyone and their brother has a Thai wife
>>58194243
No, just lonely sailors.
Is there any kind of vegetation...apart from grass?
Can you at least grow grain there? Potatos? Fruits?
>>58194632
Potatoes, mainly. There are some greenhouses that produce carrots and kale and other veggies.
Probably easier to go the Shetlands
>>58195176
What is traditional Faroese food like? What type of food do you like? What is there to do on the islands?
>>58193145
Fuck, that reminds me, Týr are awsome.
https://youtu.be/0I1geB7U5VI
Now I want to move to Faroese. Do you speak swedish or danish?
