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>>58175952
First for being nice.
1st for Sweden
second for sweden
>>58176005
>>58176011
too late desu >>58175994
third nuke,when?
what's with japs and their stupid haircuts
>>58176011
It has been a bad day for you, my friend.
I wonder why some people can't notice her perfect beauty
Sweden never die!!!!!
this eye tracker is making me even more lazy, I barely have to move my mouse
>>58176037
oh no
>>58176071
why?
To the actual Japs here:
Are you a virgin?
日本 (riben)
>>58176074
You should make thread for koreaboo
>>58176122
That's the second time already.
Now and the "276th".
>>58176040
Hint:
Watch to the NW for Best Korea to launch giant dildo rocket.
>>58175462
韓国はいつでも君を待っているのだから
ソウル特別市江南区には救援が君を待っている
>>58176138
My Japanese girl inside of me is virgin
>>58176138
Unfortunately, nope.
>>58176179
but I'm not a koreaboo
>>58176122
what eye tracker are you using?
>>58176198
That was me.
>>58176169
Chinese detcted
>>58176138
Actualy,no.
My micro penis managed to perform duty as a man
>>58176305
Then it has been a bad day for Sweden.
>>58175952
乙
>>58176138
No way.
How about you, bro?
>>58176179
Meh, he should go to psych wards.
>>58176138
i hired guatemalan hooker and fucked her but could not cumed
so i think im still virgin
>>58176138
no way.
>>58176138
no. but long time no fuck.
>>58176391
lol wat
>>58176391
>guatemalan hooker
the fuck
OUUUUTTT
>>58176252
実際救援されに行く日本人は少なくないらしいね・・・
>>58176138
I have wife, son, and daughter, but my mentality has not been changed at all when I was virgin.
Life is suffering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_GruNNmbKM
>>58176375
It's been a bad decade
>>58176480
post your qt daughter
what the fuck
Why are all the japs here such normies?
>>58176561
t. normie
>>58176518
>>58176581
proofs?
>>58176518
Cindy "I love white dicks" Cho
>>58176549
>>58176561
>>58176581
What the fuck? How many Brazilians are here right now?
>>58176596
Ker rola
>>58176589
>>58176611
In real, there are many Brazilian living in my town.
>>58176391
It is hard to cum from blowjobs or sex, ね?
>>58176561
All Jap moms fuck their son when he graduated from high school.
>>58176611
No matter there are how many of them, you guys are pretty annoying.
このkoreabooのドイツとペルー国旗うざくてキモい
>>58176647
>
Makes sense
>>58176647
Pretty good system 正直にいうと
>>58176690
韓国人の女のケツを追っかけ回すのに人生捧げてるやつらだから…
>>58176645
yes, it needs love hormone and mood
fapping is far better than hooker
>>58176480
Really? Where?
大泉町?静岡?
I can't imagine what non-normie brazilian is like
>>58176631
>>58176800
Oh shit, misquoted
Meant for >>58176644
>>58176252
顔の輪郭削って、唇薄くして、目を切れ長にすれば普通にはなれるんじゃないかと思う。
しかしお金と勇気がない…。
結局整形した後救われるのかわからないから恐ろしい。
hows it hanging my japbros?
hows the nightlife going?
>>58176822
Non-normie brazilian here. Ask me anything.
>>58176877
ああ、韓国国旗の言ってる意味が分からなかったけどそういうことか
>>58176800
I live in Saitama which is near from Tokyo.
Many foreigners are living here. Brazilians are the main group in my neighbor.
>>58176877
女の子?
顔の輪郭はともかく、唇厚いのはかわいいじゃん
>>58176962
How did you learn to speak English? Are your family wealthy?
>>58176647
I can't laugh this joke because the lunatic Japanese ultra left newspaper delivers the porn story like that as true fact of Japan to foreign countries.
>>58177020
I see. I hope they're not causing much trouble (bet they are), and if so, sorry for that.
Also, just "near Tokyo" is fine.
>>58177213
Thanks. They are fine so far, but I sometimes can't understand their Japanese. They can't into English, so it's hard for me to communicate them. They are all Nikkei.
目をいじっただけで不細工から解放されるやつらは不細工ではない。
t.me.
>>58176962
Are Brazilians really hilarious like this?and you aren't?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-1I1z0Lz0Q
>>58177138
Oh yeah, REALLY wealthy, only top quality bananas for me.
>>58177207
who believes like this ridiculous story?
どんなヤツが嫌い?
>>58177138
>Are your family wealthy?
lol Definitely not. Pic related is my street
I learned English mostly by talking to foreigners while playing MMORPGs on international servers
>>58177362
>implying I'm not a nice lad too
>>58177282
Are you working with them?
>>58176962
Why do Brazilians on /int/ speak English so fluently?
Is English easy for Brazilian?
>>58176822
I know no girl friend 30's Brazilian guy, but he isn't nasty at all and no short temper. But no gf.
>>58177369
There's no need to be sarcastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN4QS8nL6bY
>>58176877
シジミ目のごつ輪郭タイプは、アイメイクの技をまず磨く
>>58177459
The retarded monkeys who can't speak English properly generally stay on 55chan and, on the rare occasions when they actually come 4chan, the only thing they do is raid/shitpost on /luso.
>>58177457
No, I just live in the same apartment with them.
Since they didn't understand a proper way to discard their baggage, I talked to them to teach it, but it was very hard for me. Finally, I could by using Google Translation though.
>>58177459
>>58177573
come to 4chan*
And I forgot to answer your second question. Sorry.
>Is English easy for Brazilian?
I don't think so. It's as hard for us as it is for anyone, I guess.
>>58177591
Is it a poorer area?
>>58177520
うわぁ…輪郭そっくり…orz
眉毛もポイントやな。
>>58177442
Vish, estou indo te roubar agora mesmo.
>>58177516
I'm sorry, I don't know if it's you or not, but I've seen a brit asking that question a billion times, so I just assume it's banter.
tomorrow. This is actually the match I will see the return of when I'm in Korea
>>58177650
Obviously it is.
>>58177650
Yes, I think so. Life is suffering.
>>58177504
>not nasty
>not short temper
>but no gf
He must be gay
>>58166615
ありがとう
俺は眠ってしまった、でも夢にかわいいお尻出たくなかったorz
>>58177678
So your English speaking skill didn't help you to get a nice job.
>>58177669
You'll probably get shot before you're able to make it to my house. I'm not even worried :^)
>>58177669
>I'm sorry, I don't know if it's you or not, but I've seen a brit asking that question a billion times, so I just assume it's banter.
I guess there's a bit of general perception that only rich Sudacas speak English.
>>58177387
Sorry, I didn't intend to criticize your joke.
Just remembered that trash and became uncomfortable.
please forget.
>>58177704
I think so, his looking isn't bad. But so muscle for me.
>>58177732
Sadly,,, yes. But I sometimes need to speak English because I am a bus driver. (of course, low wage) There are many foreigners here in Kawaguchi.
>>58176877
顎切断は危ないけどそれ以外は大丈夫
顎切断は顔の大きさ自体を減らすための基地外施術法
顔輪郭 上半 (頬など)25万円
顔輪郭 下半 (顎など) 25万円
鼻 25万円
目 25万円 (二重瞼+切れ長)
で生まれ変わり済むかな
唇の施術があるかは聞いたことない
>>58177659
アメリカに行けば残飯処理してくれる人いそうだけどな
>>58177650
mayuyu = faggot
>>58177734
I have the impression that my neighborhood/city is shittier than yours when it comes to this. Desviar de bala já é skill passiva.
>>58177961
lol are you competing on who is getting shot first if you were to visit each other
>>58177821
ん?
ジョーク?
こんなの新聞記事に載せたところで誰が信じるんだよって言いたかった
>>58177961
Unless you live in Curitiba or in the Northeast, I don't think it can possibly be as bad as it is in Rio (where I live)
>>58177895
>顎切断は顔の大きさ自体を減らすための基地外施術法
韓国は基地外の活動禁止
>>58177787
It has more to do with interest, and not wealth, I think. If you think about it, to learn english you only need an internet connection and some time.
カレーに醤油入れる派?入れない派?
Do you put soy source when you eat curry rice?
>>58178043
誰も信じなきゃ「ロシア人は強姦魔」とか
「中国女はヤリマン揃い」とか書いててもOKなの?
>>58177591
>discard their baggage
ごみの分け方のこと?
>>58178157
>>58178059
>O Espírito Santo foi o estado com a maior taxa de homicídios da região Sudeste e também registrou a quinta maior taxa do Brasil em 2014.
>no índice nacional de homicídios
>Rio de Janeiro (28,0).
>Cariacica (57,5)
>>58177935
外人にも嫌われたら自殺しそう。
怖くて行けないわ。
>>58177895
鼻だけは良いと思う。
韓国ってなんでそんなに安いの?
日本だと輪郭削り施術はクルマ1台買えるくらいだよ。(*_*)
>>58178282
Wew, shit. Ok, you won.
>>58178215
そう、あとゴミの曜日とかかな。
garbageって書いたつもりがbaggageになってた。
>>58178157
I usually put soy sauce on rice (and lots of other things too), but with curry, I usually put oyster sauce on it.
>>58178157
ゆるせない!!
brazil = macaco
>>58178320
Y-Yay...
>>58178127
ふくらはぎの骨を砕けて身長を上げる施術もあります
マジ基地怖い
これは韓国でさえすごく珍しいですが
施術者の骨がよく折れていて問題です
>>58178289
多分競争しているから
資本主義の原理ですね
>>58178328
市あるいは区役所は外国語版のごみの分け方・出し方のチラシが発行するかもしれない。
>>58178289
こいつは容姿以上に中身も醜悪だけどイギリスで旦那がいる、大丈夫だ。
>>58178289
整形なんてしなくったって
小奇麗にしてヘアケアとお肌に気を遣って
人の話をよく聞き、素直に謙虚に自分自身が楽しくにこやかにしていれば大丈夫だべさ。
女は愛嬌だべさ。
>>58178196
俺はあくまで受け手の話をしてるんだが
母親が息子の性処理をするなんて記事信じるヤツいないだろってこと
>>58178642
ありがとう。でももう大丈夫だよ。なんとか彼らに伝わったから。
日本語がわからないで日本で生活するのも大変だと思うから、俺も近所の人も彼らに対して基本的に優しく接しているよ。
ある程度年齢がいくと少々見た目に難があっても
頭が良くて会話が上手な娘は案外もてるようになる気がするけどなぁ。コンプレックスで内向的になっちゃうとそのチャンスも減らしちゃうけど。
俺とか昔はそれなりにモテるタイプだったけど、ブス専扱いされてたわ。ブスが好きなんじゃなく超アバタもエクボ型ってだけだったけど。
>>58178791
白人はバカだから普通に信じてしまうぞ
かなまら祭りも、AVの企画ものの画像を信じた外人変質者だらけで迷惑してるようだし
延々と続く震度1~2。眠れないよ
>>58178791
アメリカ人なら余裕で信じてそうだ。
ドーナツヘッドという日本人が聞いたこともない日本のブームをアメリカが捏造したのでさえ奴らは信じる。
>>58178791
俺も別に「信じるから不快だ」とは言ってないでしょ
>>58178791
seems like he is a serious Asperger's syndrome. Real one.
>>58178642
えらい日本の文化に詳しいけど日本人か?
私はもう韓国人の女の子が好きではありません。私は日本人女性を教えてください!
>>58178870
九州民?
>>58178949
うん。
久留米
>>58178918
いいえ、ただ一介のウィアブー。
>>58178870
もう九州から逃げろ
阿蘇山噴火はマジ
>>58178858
なんかワロタ
実を言うと九州はもうだめです。
突然こんなこと言ってごめんね。
でも本当です。
2、3日後にものすごく
赤い朝焼けがあります。
それが終わりの合図です。
程なく大きめの地震が来るので
気をつけて。
それがやんだら、少しだけ間をおいて
終わりがきます。
>>58178043
韓国人とか20万人の少女が拐われて殺されたとか本気で信じてるの結構いるぞ
>>58179032
脅かさないでよ><
でもその方が安心かもって思うよ
身辺整理して・・・
だけどそう簡単じゃないんだコレ
>>58178858
4chan民のネタを信じる日本人www
日本って宿題に集中できないと母ちゃんに抜かしてもらうモザコンの国
エロゲーで見たから真実のはずwww
>>58179187
君は哀れな人だ
Would any Japanese anons like to do a mail exchange?
The penpal sites I visit are mostly for email or LINE, but I'd really like to craft physical cards and gifts since it's a big hobby of mine. If there are better places to ask, can someone point me in the right direction instead?
>>58179187
最終兵器彼女懐かしい。
>>58179032
>阿蘇山噴火
それ噴火すると台湾もやばいらしいのだけど、恩を仇で返すことに…(´・ω・`)
>>58178885
そもそもレイプオブナンキンを信じてるのもあいつらだし
一人の中国人の妄想記事を真実のように取り上げて、それを日本人が批判すると日本人が戦争犯罪の全てを否定してかのように曲解して文句を言う
アメリカ人は狂ってるよ
>>58179304
モザコンってモナリザコンプの略かwwwww
Guys I just got a hardon from eating dinner I prepared. Is this normal?
>>58179380
I don't think we have a penpal site for physical post cards exchange for people who can into English. Do you speak Japanese, if so you can find what you look for by googling with a keyword, 文通.
>>58179555
You might need to become a chef.
>>58179555
people call it as "unexpected erection". It's common.
>>58179555
Did you cook a little girl?
>>58179032
世界の地震マップ見たら、北欧あたりは活断層少なかったんだよね
というわけでみんなで北欧に移住しよう
>>58179429
偏西風が吹いてるから、台湾はセーフでしょ
I'm ultra lazy correspondent..
>>58179187
実を言うと大学生活はもう終わりです。
突然こんなこと言ってごめんね。
でも本当です。
2、3ヶ月後にものすごく
1限がつらくなります。
それが終わりの合図です。
程なく大きめの試験がくるので
気をつけて。
それがやんだら、少しだけ間をおいて
留年がきます。
>>58179380
I've 2 snail-mail pals from Britain, one is the same generation as my grandfather and I met him on lang-8. I sometimes send Japanese things as gifts.
>>58179723
ここにも地震がない
>>58179917
>one is the same generation as my grandfather
How did you meet such an ancient man?
>>58179723
日本民族大移動だなドイツにでも行くか
>>58179549
またカタカナにやられたなw
どうしてモじゃなくてマなのかわからんけどね
>>58179989
Lang 8, he teaches us English.
>>58179967
でも、財布がポケットから怖いお友達の所にすぐに行くでしょう?
>>58179989
Internet Technique
>>58180116
wtf, i correct japs' horrible english all the time on lang-8 but i have never gotten おみやげ
>>58180185
You have a right to can exchange おみやげ
>>58179584
ごきょうりょくいただきありがとうございます!
I used to speak it very casually with my grandparents as a child. I was worried it would be difficult to find people interested in an international penpal if I looked on Japanese sites, but I will try it!
>>58179917
Wow, that's unexpected! He sounds like a charming person, how long have you been in correspondence?
>>58180185
because you always make corrections towards Japanese young girls who can't afford to buy おみやげ and send it to you. Next time, make a correction for aged Japanese guy who seems like a person with decent wage but with no friends.
>>58180185
>horrible english
Thanks, take my shit.
>>58180384
>exchange
but the only thing my region is known for is poverty ;_;
フランス人におみやげで特に何かほしいものあると聞かれたら何を選ぶの?
>>58180409
you have a point there
i shouldn't be talking to those young girls anyway since i already have the japanese gf
>>58180034
言葉を学習しないと受け入れてもらえないと思う
>>58180384
I visit Japan 2-3 times a year, would you meet your correspondent in person if they visited or is that something weird?
the man who was cucked to death
>>58180392
>it would be difficult to find people interested in an international penpal if I looked on Japanese sites
Umm maybe, you are right. It's tough for you to find it... I recommend you to find your penpal in lang-8 as he >>58179917 did because they want to communicate with natives. Good luck.
>>58180128
ここにがそういう危ないところじゃないよ
>>58180483
another avignon papacy
seriously, this new guy is ridiculous
>>58180483
shwarma
>>58180503
>since i already have the japanese gf
speak to my hand
>>58180034
ミナゴリラで覚えた
>>58180576
どこに住んでいますか?
>>58180503
you are so lucky. how to get japanese boyfriend though? they never take american girls seriously, it makes me cry.
>>58180483
モネとかルノアールあたりの絵を1・2枚持っていけば喜ばれると思うぞ
>>58180128
>>58180576
どういうこと?
人さらいの婉曲表現か、それ?
>>58180579
I agree.
>>58180392
One and a half year ago. I think you are able to looking for 文通友達 on Interpals.
>>58180034
ドイツはムスリムだらけで地震よりも怖い
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VJyKRwQHHM
>>58180711
リオデジャネイロだww
でも、サンパウロに行ったら、日系が多いので、大丈夫だよ。
>>58180810
うるさいよww
>>58180931
マジでそれ
というかムスリムの弱点は地震らしいぞ
日本の地震は移民を遠ざけてくれる神風
>>58180774
I have seen a Youtube video where an Korean guy were asking around American girls whether or not Asian males attract them, and they mostly replied "no".
This kind of videos makes Japanese males negative towards White/Black female, so no one wants to even try.
最悪、日本人はフィンランドに民族大移動だな。ここなら日本人が紛れ込んでも、ばれない気がする。
>>58180946
>>58180810
じゃあ、安心だね
真面目に言うとブラジル日系人の日本人への詐欺が酷いらしい
>>58180774
>they never take american girls seriously, it makes me cry.
American women are mad creatures as American men. They deserve it.
>>58181194
ブラジルでは出自民族が金で偽れるから、日系人を主張してても本当とは限らんぞ
日本に不法入国してくる南米人のほとんどはこういうタイプ
>>58180409
I've friends tho…
>>58176300
tobii eyex
they sent me it for free lol
>>58180795
いい趣味してるよな日本人は
>>58181194
なんで?
only crazy people in this thread
>>58181665
Why are nip muscle men so sexy? When can I find a gachimuchi bf?
>>58181747
You could probably find one in this thread
>>58180483
なんでか石鹸のイメージあるな
>>58181486
最初は本当に日系人は良い人なんだって、日本人は人をすぐ信頼するから出来心が芽生えるんだそう
それに若い子が売り上げを盗んだんだけど警察には言わなかったらしい
ブラジルに出店して失敗して帰ってきた店の店主の話
>>58181853
香水じゃなくて?
>>58181665
You summoned IT
I won't be able to post here today, but I just wanted to wish you all a good day.
Have a good day!
>>58182548
Thanks, you too.
>>58182548
Arigato gozaimasu, burazilujin. I hope you have a sugoi day too.
hi where are the korean and chinese qties?
>>58181859
しまった。そんな話を聞くことがない。
不運っぱいんだね
しかし、ここには他人に信頼するとだめ
Is this thread full of gays or do they just pretend to be gay or what?
>live in the most beautiful country on earth
>never go outside
gj japanese students
>>58182869
We're all pretending, except Peru.
>>58182954
Is Japan more beautiful than Canada?
>>58182771
Kawaii
>>58182794
Shinjyuku, there are many Korean and Chinese prostitutes there. Asian prostitutes in Japan, America and Australia are mostly from Korea and China.
>>58182869
I'm a gay
>>58183080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOhJPozBJB4
>>58183058
Canada is fucking beautiful. My teacher was a Canadian exchange student and showed us Canada's photos. I still remember those wonderful views.
>>58183207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQdwqC9qU8Q
the girl with the white knitted jumper is qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yH7OrEjEq-g
>>58183216
Your English teacher? Do they allow students to teach in Japan?
>>58183189
There's nothing wrong with being gay but why do you people try to force their gayness onto people?
>>58183336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuDBvcwwxVo
Just took a walk outside and met a girl from my elementary school class
She said I look pretty so I said I have a girlfriend in Korea lel.
Now she sent me a friend request on facebook but I'm single there oh oh what to do
>>58183406
sweden on the floor, you see it?
aren't you guys happy that Korean males are making east asians at least somewhat desirable these days
![Honto Yajuu c11-12+Extra_SeptemberScans.zip-Honto Yajuu v06 c11-12+Extra_[SeptemberScans]-Honto Yajuu v06 - 00.png](https://i.imgur.com/d0kKJ48.png "Honto Yajuu c11-12+Extra_SeptemberScans.zip-Honto Yajuu v06 c11-12+Extra_[SeptemberScans]-Honto Yajuu v06 - 00.png")
>>58183475
I don't to be honest, I just like reading BL and want to find a bf
>>58183406
also appears in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3rlK6td8Ek
>>58183486
目が覚める
>>58183476
Nigga fuck gook women, but you brown skin can never fuck them lololololo. You just spend your shit times on this thread.
http://asianscandal.net/2014/03/05/black-english-teacher-sex-korean-girl-posts-video-online-netizens-pissed/
>>58183406
>tfw people say mean things to cute girls
>>58183633
>implying my first girl wasn´t a korean lady
>>58183470
Nope, he's Japanese.
>>58183476
You're always doing the same old routine.
Use your brain.
>>58183528
>the author is a woman
>>58183732
>in your dream
>>58183732
paying doesn't count
>>58183810
Yes, this is true of most BL to be honest
how does this pic makes you feel ?
Blacks easily can fuck Korean women for free, but brown looser can never.
Peru and Germany are pitiful bros to see 2bh.
>>58184121
I've been to Korea and know Korean girls. I can get them without paying.
But I don't because I only like my gf and I'm not a racist idiot like Peru that sees women as sex toys
>>58183995
Do you also read those Bara ones? They look really strange.
>>58184327
Depends, I avoid fat old man shit but muscle bara is good.
>>58184369
What do you find attractive in this? muscles?
>>58183995
those books are supposed to targeted to women you know
>>58181031
>>58181211
what about asian american girls? do we also have a negative image?
