Russia is weak second edition
haha hehe hihi
2nd for fuck azusa
>inb4 russian tears
TELGPGFOIJHOEN STOEVV!!!!!!!
8=====D
you like fish roe anon?
I want to become your citizen. Plz accept.
Norgetråden is here bitches!
>>58175471
Wow. I was sitting here for the past hour refreshing the catalog to get first post, then I decide to make this smart remark >>58175416 and as soon as I did the new thread was started and the timer had already kicked in...
That's why you usually don't see me posting after the thread hits 290 replies...
>>58175480
Do Balts eat this?
@58175523
nys
@58175523
autism in a nutshell
I love you /balt/ you mean the world to me
>>58175541
yeah, so?
>>58175541
not only Balts
>>58175584
Sent ;)
>>58175541
It's good with bread and butter. Dont like when it's way too salty tho.
>>58175480
OUTTA MY WAY SON
Someone recommend me comfy tv shows/ youtube channels
>>58175587
citizenship application has been pushed on the top of the stack
>pigeons made a nest near my window
HOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY GOD DAMN IT FUCKING NIGGER BIRDS
>>58175584
Love you too, bby. :)
>>58175646
Eat them!
>>58175631
have you worked your way through hydraulic press channel? it's absolutely autistic
>>58175646
in my case it's seaguls, but they will soon die because i'm going to posion them
>>58175585
Nothing just wanted to know.
>>58175587
but also the ancient Greeks.
>>58175625
I can eat it only with butter. Are there people who eat this pure?
Seems like the thread is going off tonight
How's everyone doing?
@58175562
@58175580
>4chan extensions
>>58175794
Shit
I just nicked my left testicle and now I am in pain and no longer comfortable
>>58175794
It's 3 in the morning and I don't plan on going to sleep
>>58175646
Shoot them from slingshot.
@58175799
nys
@58175895
New York Sity?
Why were the shitstralians chimping out at this morning? What has China done?
Pretty sure I could write a bot to mimic /brit/ extremely convincingly
Hi /balt/ + /ausnz/ :3
>>58175838
Ouch
>>58175849
Why not? I'm Perthian so it's only 11pm here
Here's how my night went down. Finished watching Netflix because I got bored, shutdown my laptop, put it beside my bed, decided to go to sleep. Laid down for like two minutes and felt not just bored but empty. Sat up in my bed, wrapped myself in my blanket because it is cold and stared out my window for a good while, got on the verge of tears at some point just wondering about life. Hear my neighbours all playing in the pool, having fun at 11pm; wish my family was like that when I was younger. My parent is just miserable and forced misery upon everyone she came in contact with, like a fucking virus. Instead of having fun, socialising, bonding with my family; I've been sitting in this same room, staring out this same window for as long as I can remember.
>inb4 super edgy teen
>>58175684
i don't actually know where they are, i just hear them all the fucking time
>>58175686
good
>>58175894
don't have one
>Ahh why yes, I do enjoy posting anime pictures on an international imageboard
>>58176137
Cheer up lad
my family was mostly shit as well
>>58176041
couple months back i was thinking about what it would be like if someone wrote a bot that could progressively mimic what we post here
then multiply that bot to about 20 and just let them go at each other
could we tell the difference between humanoid posting and bots posting?
well anyway, my deeb philosophical thought ended in catastrophe after that bot bitch went nuts
now i'm kinda scared
is there a mad kranklis pic?
like this one?
>>58175646
>>58176137
>My parent is just miserable and forced misery upon everyone she came in contact with
Move out
haha hey dudes
it's 20.04.16 hahah
weed lamo
couple months back I masturbated
>>58176379
FINISH THE FUCKING STORY!
thoughts?
doing a thought
>>58176222
Just hits hard sometimes, when you're so easily exposed to people living such better lives and you have to return back to your shitty life
"But anon you can do anything if you put your mind to it" yeahhh nahhh
>>58176226
Doing some deep learning/neural network sort of thing across 4chan could be cool
>>58176354
Option 1: Move out, work a bunch of jobs, try to fit in Uni work at the same time, barely can afford anything, use all money towards rent/utilities; but get to live not so miserably
Option 2: Don't move out, save up government money, live off of parent's money; in exchange put up with her poisonous misery
>>58176129
Hej Slovenia
burn ffleg? facist?
time to annegz:DD
>>58176569
Its balt culture to get dubs, but mods are russian faggots, so they dont like balt culture.
>>58176569
I didn't though so it seems that you got banned mainly for being Australian
>>58176599
oh god, you have become spurdonian
go to hell bloody facists
I got banned twice for 3 days for making fun of the d*tch
janny obviously doesn't like Australians
haha had a dream last night
some girl called me and asked if i can come over she needs some help
so i come over and near her house i see my mates and they're like hey there's this girl her, we're waiting for her to come out then i notice her and she is showing me that she needs me to distract my mates so she can leave her home unnoticed
she lives on the 3rd floor
i'm like ok i'll distract them, but i have to be subtle about it, i won't just say hey let's go somewhere else because they would definitely suspect some foul play
so they're like hey let's go and wait by her door
and i'm thinking i should wait for the right moment to distract them with something
so i'm like sure let's go
then we went and sat by her door and i couldn't find the right moment to distract them
>>58176666
atheists don't go to hell, they go to party, but nice try satanicus
>>58176666
Why should they go to Russia?
>>58176706
wow, your dreams suck xDDD
>>58176569
>everything this general stands for
>>58176718
>>58176717
Oh shi 666 on the end of my message
@58176839
nys
h-halo friends
>>58176810
wow rude
when we were sitting near her door nobody said anything for like 5 minutes
it was really bad because i couldn't suggest doing something else or do any kind of distraction
i did notice that one of my mates was trying to grow a beard, but the hairs were too sparse and it didn't look very good
>>58177075
and you are unable to control your dreams?
what is having an estonian gf like
>>58175646
Same senpai. It sucks.
>>58177120
What is a Latvia gf like?
>>58177110
whenever i realize that i am dreaming i instantly wake up, so no
it sucks
but this dream felt pretty real
>>58177120
worse than dating an aboriginal
>>58176226
That'd be cool. Go for it.
>>58177194
Best thing
>>58176839
t. the cancer of /balt/
>>58177120
very nice
>>58177194
very nice
in fact: having any gf is very nice
>>58177206
that sucks, i can literally fly around, hover and go through walls, transform myself into stuff etc.
>>58177120
Pretty nice
>>58177221
>>58176871
kc tier
>>58177272
you can kick and scream as much as you want but I'm still the best thing that has ever happened to /balt/
At the end of the day I'm not the one who gets banned and who's posts get removed and that's all that matters really.
@58177546
nys
>>58177546
>best thing
HAHAHA. Keep dreaming buddy
>>58177632
re-read my previous post.
repeat until you realise that it's true.
gonna have some coffee now and then a little nap, don't do anything stupid, ok!?
Mixing Finnish and New Zealand DNA is wrong don't do it.
>>58177546
Siegheil
>>58177756
Agreed
>>58177769
?
>>58177752
Fuor thee
>>58177756
New Zealand = mutt = mix of many European ethnicities = /= New Zealandish
Unless you're actually refering to Maoris
>>58177756
mixing estonian and greek dna is wrong don't do it
>>58175471
>>58175519
tfw i was the guy who broke his telephone stove about 7 months ago and the tel. stove is perfectly fine now, fixed it
>>58178099
>tfw i was in the thread
kek, time flies xDD
>>58178187
you probably were that estonian that started hyping the meme, cause I barely even remembered this incident the next day :D
>>58178279
it was all for research purposes
>>58178324
do you remember the sad fate of vittus brother? i've lost the pasta of that :D
mixing my dna with ur mums vag is wrong but I did it anyway
>>58177928
is there much of a difference?
>>58178362
i don't save anything from 4ch, but the pasta was based on my extremely annoyed post xDDD
Should I buy a pair of ATH-M50x's? Using fucking apple ear pods atm
Also anyone know any good value, good sounding ear buds?
>>58178422
yeah, I could sense your anger, so I transgoogled it and MEME LMAO :DD
>>58178535
>120 doolarydoos
nah
>Also anyone know any good value, good sounding ear buds?
Yes, Sennheiser CX 300-II
>>58175523
bit autistic 2bh
>>58178535
afaik the m50 is very decent, dunno about the "x" factor (ask /g)
might need a small amplifier to drive them though
phillips does decent buds for ~10dollaru, they break just as easily as the cheaper and more expensive ones so the price is decent (if you pay moer for buds you\re a complete tool) and the frequency response actually is 20 .. 20kHz unlike the really cheapos
>>58177850
(saving this picture as we speak)
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>58178808
No. It's normal.
I'm normal.
>>58175625
I always eat fish roe with smetana and chopped onion on bread. Don't Russians do that?
>>58177075
how did it end? just you thinking of a way to distract them? bit underwhelming. you really had me hooked
>>58178872
This happened with /pol/
>>58178998
This happened with /balt/ except that the first shitposters weren't pretending to be idiots, they were idiots.
>>58177857
new zealander = brit living in new zealand, still a mutt but a more specific mix
>>58178965
my alarm went off
sorry to disappoint
>>58178998
it happened with /pol/ because it's a made-up quote. guess who made it up? :DDD
>>58179142
shit story. don't tell it again
hello
>>58179259
privietik
>>58179259
Give back Karelia and we'll help you out with the Balts
>>58178774
They look nice and only have good reviews, would be a good investment seeing as I'm on my laptop so much imo
Know anything like the Sennheiser CX 300-II but with in-line volume controls + mic or am I shit out of luck? They look perfect besides that point might get them anyway
>>58178820
The X just means they have a detachable cable I believe
>>58179309
wait up before I move there please
>>58179309
Fucking traitor
>>58175480
why is it so fucking expensive
>>58179473
supply shortages? idk, this whole box cost me 10 euros, but i bought it from the most expensive shop around here so i guess it's cheaper elsewhere
what's the price for trout roe in russia? or salmon...
>>58179473
Human eggs are expensive as well, but you would not know anything about it, would you, Dima?
>>58179309
why you need Karelia? It's frozen useless land
>>58179309
>>58179469
>>58179712
o rly? :D
>>58175541
No, they're too poor.
>>58179675
rude tobarish
>>58179767
Just like Finland
>>58179909
don't worry, shit doesn't stick to shit
>>58179909
It's not even real.
had a nice workout lads
p.s. thank you for reading my blog
>>58179993
Right..nice photoshop, Derek.
>>58179954
I think we need liberate you again
>>58180066
My name is Joe.
fagit
I'm sorry for making fun of you last year when you went missing, weeb-kun. I'll finish 8man in your honor and memory today.
>>58180078
>I think
unbelievable!
>>58180107
are you Irish, Joe?
>>58179954
Wow, what a rude boy.
>>58180141
LOOK OUT! WE HAVE A QUALITY BANTZ OVER HERE!
>>58180173
Idk what I am.
Welcome to America.
Possibly. There are little clues.
>mild red/green color blindness
>Mild Roseacea
>Mild freckles
>Last name Williams.
Idk.
>>58180244
why are you screaming? you're not in russia, you're on image board
>>58180141
yea cool, right?
Russians can thinking
And they can build nuclear rockets, supersonic jets and many other interesting for you things
>>58180117
neckbeards gonna neckbeard
>>58180401
if those "nuclear rockets" are as good as the nuclear plants you have built then you're into some serious chernobyl action :DD
>>58180302
It was daily reminder that balts can't into bantz. You proving it again and again.
>>58180419
How do you reckon he died? Do you think he an heroed?
>>58180497
butthurt poster pls leave
>>58180557
look at him, he clearly has some mental issues, you can see from the eyes
i think he just went full psycho and offed himself in the course of
Daily reminder that you MUST check any dubs you see. If you're found to have neglected your civic duty then you will be punished.
Know the law.
>>58180612
Are you suggesting he was the guy who was behind the deaths of all those teens last year? Interdasting.
>>58180488
we save nuclear waste more 60 years and nothing
How about your atomic technologies?
>>58180291
Well, Joe Williams, youre an interesting person i can tell already, something unusual if i could say so myself. Some would call you a true "MadMan" after seeing you reveal your true name. Reveal your name on meme factory called "4chan" nevertheless. I applaud you, Joe Williams, not many would had the "guts" to do what you did tonight. Its pretty rare that we get such fenomenal chracters like your self, especially on /int/. BRAVO
>>58179712
you should decrease your alcohol consumption, Mindaugas
>>58180612
>imlying /balt/ isn't full of buttmad balts
Then you should say shorter: "balts pls leave".
>>58180708
no, but think about it for a second, 26 years old, perfect age for inherent mental illness to take final form, autumn, the time of year when the loonies need the most repair works, goes off randomly in solitude... dies... and the article mentions his death was not criminal
i think it's pretty obvious
>>58180717
kalingrad nuclear waste reservoirs are leaking at least once every half year, your nuclear plants need serious maintenance to remain stable bro
we don't need atomic energy if that's what you meant
>>58180812
kek
Joe Williams is still a pretty generic American name.
Do people still play league of legends
>>58180890
What do you mean? I said the truth didnt I, Sasha?
>>58176871
>>58177221
>>58177586
>>58177699
>>58177752
rest in peace
>>58180938
Whenever I think of killing myself I think of "the world is your oyster" thing. I'm too much of a pussy to actually do something, so I just continue existing as I am.
do you eat healthy anon?
>>58175396
You, faggots, did high support of Jewish Communist Revolution in 1917, and after that angry to Communists. You did support of National-Socialist of Germany and finally get some sort of socialism, and angry. Pribaltic states were very rich in Ussr better that Russian states (http://izvestia.ru/news/537100) and you stil angry. Fuck you faggots, you always angry, I wish you next time be owned by some another master, Poland or Germany or Sweden, no matter, just for damn you, because you always angry you deserve this.
>>58181370
Yes had fried cheese today.
>>58180940
>>58180940
Is it now, Joe? You have started a fire, a fire so dangerous, im not sure you yourself even understand. Alas, that was your decision and no one can undo what you just did
>>58181373
>http://izvestia.ru/news/537100
Can you translate that article into a /balt/ language?
>>58181370
Is mayo healthy? Its white-ish so i think it is. Right?
>>58178910
smetana is milk product so don't really good with fish
>>58181370
no not really and I don't really care t bh
>>58181459
No, what are a fag?
>>58181370
I think so. Ate fried egg and fried bread today.
>>58181517
No. You?
>>58181470
it looks like cum and cum is healthy so i guess mayo can also be healthy if you don't consume too much, just like cum
>>58181510
what? you don't eat marinated herring with sour cream? i thought you russians also did this like us.
>>58181600
Have you tried cum?
>>58181600
What happens if you eat too much cum? How much is too much?
>>58181783
Follow my advice and everything will be fine.
>>58181783
Its the fucking KGB again
Did u know that marijuana causes HIV and AIDS?
>>58181706
no, i'm afraid i'll turn into a gay if i do
>>58181740
you turn into a gay
the positive side is: if you're already a gay, then you can drink as much cum as you want
>>58181886
I thought russians did
>>58181886
>the middle poster
What did he mean by this?
>>58181886
>ŽIV
>>58181886
no one wins
>>58181862
hmmm there has been a surplus of ruskies posting recently
>>58181965
tic-tac-toe
>>58182004
please don't bully, it's super cereal stuff
>>58181902
What role does gender play in this? If I eat a lot of girl cum, do I become more masculine?
Does this thread accept refugees escaping from cancerous anime spammers who've completely taken over their own generals with autistic gay roleplaying?
>>58182098
No sorry, /balt/ is anime friendly.
>>58177120
It's nice, but she hates humans and will never want babies. Also supports torpedoing mediterranean refugee boats.
Scary.
>>58182124
no
smonk weed face
>>58182098
I wish phamilia
we still have a rampant autist issue whom needs to be exterminated
>>58182031
dick-tac-toe :DD
>>58182077
you become a homophone, yes
>>58182156
Yes.
>>58182191
Agreed, but at least the janitor is doing something
>>58181072
>>58181137
>>58182156
Yes.
>>58182124
We could trade places. I stay here and you go here >>58172207 Deal?
>>58182098
No.
>>58182248
I already paid my respects >>58182182 and I don't speak Swedish
>>58175396
are this turks in pic ?
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
![Liberland_vlajka[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/tBpzBwm.png "Liberland_vlajka[1].png")
So i just heard that almost 200 Lithuanians shown interest to emigrate to this place, wtf?
>>58182200
What is a homophone? Can I put it on my telephone stove?
>>58182296
is santa coming to town?
>>58182261
But I voted for this general in that stupid strawpoll. Does that count for nothing?
>>58182326
yes, for calling to gay numbers on stove
why is it that people like pic related irritate the living fuck out of me.
>>58182296
>>58182360
Save me Papa Eesti
>>58182306
Bravo another tax heaven for the rich.
The moderation for this place is fucking weird
some weeks there is none, the next the janny is rubbing his hot pocket grease encrusted fingers all over the place
>>58182374
The reason this general is good is because of all the weebs so you kind of voted for weebs...
>>58182098
We havent won the civil war here still, check back in a month
>>58182030
God damn ruskies
>>58182450
see this >>58182156
>>58182418
damn right neeger :DDD
DEPLOY IT
Why is this so fucking cold? Where's that global warming when you needed.
>>58182514
See this >>58182247
>>58182450
Stop posting
>>58182512
>implying we'd give up
>>58182512
I'll put $50 on the only people getting banned for complaining about the Janny being Australian
>>58182374
You can still chill here, we'll just help you cope with it.
>>58182592
I gave your mums vag a global warming last night lmao
>>58182595
You'll stop posting soon enough.
>>58182561
Thanks doc
>>58182653
Ur mum wont stop sucking my benis lmoa haha
>>58182561
ok, this might be the most retarded question ever, but is that:
1) some ebin abstract cubism alex
2) a finite state automata with some game of life like rules?
3) dick in mouth now
SAVE ME
>>58182593
>a (you) from Azusa
Is this the birth of a new epic meme?
>>58182737
WAKE ME UP
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dDF0Qv6ZLE
>>58182807
hold on, going inside you!
>>58182765
Fellow weebs are always welcome.
Azusa is a nigger
>>58182799
Idk, did you draw it? Can I save it?
CUT MY DIGITS INTO PIECES
THESE ARE MY LAST DOUBLES
GOT BANNED NO POSTING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF MY POSTS ARE GETTING DELETED
>>58182820
>>58182799
>20:40
this is the birth of another joint bro dude xDDD
eating crackers atm hbu ?
>>58182898
CUT MY DIGITS INTO PIECES
THESE ARE MY LAST DOUBLES
GOT BANNED NO POSTING
DONT GIVE A FUCK IF MY POSTS ARE GETTING DELETED
>>58182949
Waiting to get banned tbqh
>>58182820
I still have that vocaroo where you said you'd rape me saved.
>>58182894
You can save it 2040 times semu
https://youtu.be/2zAl9wLPBow
>>58182949
i finished my salad, now another coffee time
>>58182984
thenk
>>58182982
same tb h
>>58183017
coffee is for the weak and pathetic tb h
![2000px-Asexual_flag.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/yLsRomc.png "2000px-Asexual_flag.svg[1].png")
Why does the asexual pride flag resembles the Estonian flag?
>>58182326
>What is a homophone?
Homophone is when two or more words sound the same but mean different things and/or have different spelling.
For example "meet" and "meat"
>>58183084
Asexual what?
>>58183098
Your mum wanted to meet my meat lmao
>>58183098
not! delete virus info
>>58183098
False it's an iPhone
