>flip-centric thread: durtard shitposting
>indo-centric thread: gommie shitposting
>malay-centric thread: muh najib
>singapore-centric thread: muh I'm rich, you're poor
>/ausean/ edition: aussie posted gay pictures
What went wrong?
IKAUMPISA
keduax
ketigax
keempatx
wanna hang out?
>>58174791
Let's go to Krabi together at the end of this year
>>58174791
Meet me at recto
Does Uber work in SEA? I'm not going to get abducted or anything?
>>58174871
sorry you will die
>>58174871
I was just thinking about driving for Uber
>https://data.desustorage.org/a/image/1461/16/1461162009086.jpg
West Philippine Sea
>>58175122
destroyed by typhoon
>>58174970
me2, driving>>>>>>wageslaving
>>58174970
>>58175228
What if you come across a mob of taxi drivers?
>>58175228
>>58174970
t. kidnapper + serial killer
>>58175122
South Chink Sea
>>58175087
report that chink
If people give you a candy, there are probably more candies in their car.
![[HorribleSubs] Boku dake ga Inai Machi - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.31_[2016.03.11_12.52.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pwdklO5.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Boku dake ga Inai Machi - 10 [720p].mkv_snapshot_14.31_[2016.03.11_12.52.37].jpg")
>>58175379
>>58175269
have you watch Collateral? just panic and drag it to 120 kmh
>>58175228
I read somewhere that you can make from RM4k up to RM8k per month. I'm thinking of doing this part time, just to cover my daily expenses.
>>58175269
I bring out my parang and show my silat skill
>>58175294
It's far safer to take a ride with Uber than your regular taxi desu
>>58173671
Back in the very early 20th century, 60% of the Philippines spoke English as a second language, and 10% as a first language. That's 70% of the population that could speak Spanish, so Spanish was very widely known in the Philippines at that time.
But what happened was that when the Americans took control, they actively tried to remove Spanish from academic and common life and removed the Hispanic influence. That is why post-WW2, English became the predominant language.
>>58174871
You have a higher chance of being abducted by aliens.
>>58175122
South East Asia Sea
SEA sea
>>58175379
hard candy
Why does Indonesia hates communism so much?
>>58175510
>Sea sea
Xie xie
>>58175566
Don't
Start
It
Faggit
>>58175566
Only brainwashed ones
>>58175566
because its the right thing to do
>>58175530
Have you ever accessed it?
>>58175566
>communism
some says it's a just facade for coup.
>>58175470
Proofs and links?
>>58175566
so we don't support Best Corea and Rossja
>>58175470
We speak our own regional languages.
Spanish and education is limited to the elites and traders.
>>58175647
t. gommie
>>58174546
>CIA knew about PKI more than our govt
yes, then what? Doesn't change the fact that most people wants to kill them since their campaign for land reform. PKI's downfall happened because Aidit wants to eat his cake and keep it. He wants to become revolutionary while still sucking to Soekarno.
Honestly your understanding of that era is highschool redpill tier.
>>58175566
Because most Indonesian thinks that communism = atheist
>>58175995
>think
but it is
>>58175706
Yup it was just facade for coup, this is the truth. But honestly, I was grateful that genociding communists happened. I couldn't imagine what will happened if we are communism country now.
Probably become China but full retard to shariah.
>>58175566
bcoz liberal is better t.b.h f.a.m
>>58175721
http://web.archive.org/web/20091027105117/http://de.geocities.com/hispanofilipino/Articles/Estadisticas02Eng.html
Here is linkz
>>58175784
Yeah, and elites and traders are the only people they needed to talk to, considering the Philippines was ran by the elite Filipinos.
>>58175566
Because communism is a scam made by Jews (Marx) to give the illusion that peasants can take the wealth out of the rich people which is bullshit since overseas accounts exist and the rich ones become "poor" too
bane?
>>58176152
Thats why the Spanish language didn't spread that much.
While the Americans went in every corner and village educating the natives with english
>>58176369
>While the Americans went in every corner and village educating the natives with english
Truly cucked 2bh.
>>58176280
so big...
>>58175947
>Aidit wants to eat his cake.
Except you are wrong. Aidit is loyal follower of Sukarno. If you actually read some of his poem, he admired Sukarno's marhaenism. Theres no proof he did the coup. Suharto was the winner. Winner takes all, winner can make up a story to blame the loser.
>>58176094
No. Communism is political concept, it doesnt have relation to religion. Just because Karl marx doesnt like religion doesnt make communism = atheist. Communism = social class
Okay so this is what I wrote in the early morning today in /nusantara/. I think that no one had read it before the thread was archived.
Hari ni aku nak ajar 2 perkataan baru dalam bahasa Tagalog.
Kulay = Warna
Kulay-abo = Kelabu
Abo dalam Tagalog sama ertinya dengan abu. Jadi kulay-abo bererti warna seakan abu.
Kulay-ube = Ungu
Ube dalam Tagalog sama ertinya dengan ubi. Jadi kulay-ube ertinya warna seakan ubi.
Senang kan untuk ingat
Do Indons like Luffy's Gommie Gommie no Mi?
>>58176597
eheh
>>58174511
when you started making rules about LEWDPOSTING aka bestposting
>>58176488
Still wish it was the Brits though.
Kind of makes you realize what a waste of time Spain was.
San Beda Alabang's grad attire looks like it came from a JRPG.
>>58176152
This really made we wish we would have rebeled earlier
>>58176683
>>58175447
parang, not keris
>>58175447
silat gayung kau
>>58175647
t. gommie
>>58175995
t. Islamic gommie
>>58176280
CIA Agent: [sa tatlong bilanggo] Ang flight plan ko lang isampa sa ahensiya naglilista akin, ang aking mga tao, Dr. Pavel dito ngunit isa lamang sa iyo! Unang isa to talk ay makakakuha upang manatili sa aking sasakyang panghimpapawid!
[Grabs isang hood]
CIA Agent: Sino binayaran mong i-grab Dr. Pavel?
[Walang sagot, ang agent apoy ang kanyang baril layo mula sa ulo ng bilanggo]
CIA Agent: Hindi niya lumipad kaya magandang!
[Pulls ang hood sa likod ng plane]
CIA Agent: Sino ang nais na subukan ang susunod?
[Grabs isa pang bilanggo]
CIA Agent: Sabihin mo sa akin tungkol sa Bane! Bakit siya magsuot ng mask? Ang isang pulutong ng katapatan, sa magtatrabahong gun!
Bane: O marahil siya ay nagtataka kung bakit ang isang tao ay shoot isang tao, bago pagkahagis sa kanya sa labas ng isang eroplano?
CIA Agent: Hindi bababa sa maaari mong makipag-usap. Sino ka?
Bane: Hindi mahalaga kung sino tayo, kung ano ang mahalaga ay ang aming plano.
[Ang Agent ay nagtanggal nang hood]
Bane: Walang isa cared na dati hanggang ko bang ilagay sa mask.
CIA Agent: Kung hilahin ko na off, gusto mo mamatay?
Bane: Gusto Ito ay lubhang masakit.
CIA Agent: Ikaw ay isang malaking guy!
Bane: Para sa iyo.
CIA Agent: Ay pagkuha ng nahuli bahagi ng iyong plano?
Bane: Of course ... Dr. Pavel tumanggi ang aming alok sa pabor ng sa iyo, kami ay upang malaman kung ano ang sinabi niya sa iyo.
Dr. Pavel: Wala! Wala akong sinabi!
CIA Agent: Well, binabati kita! nakuha mo ang iyong sarili nahuli! Ngayon kung ano ang susunod na hakbang sa iyong master plan?
Bane: Pag-crash ang eroplanong ito ... na walang survivors!
>>58177054
school of though is commie=atheist ,as party come first ?
>>58177135
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_socialism#Islamic_communism
>>58176152
So hard to believe considering the proof is in the pudding we kept our regional languages. Doubt elites were that abuntant considering uprisings were successful.
>>58176536
*tips caping*
How did Islam reach to ASEAN?
>>58177314
like how they reached Australia by boat.
>>58177314
Arabic traders of course.
>>58177314
by will of Allah
>>58177314
Marriages
How did anime reach to ASEAN?
>>58177444
>Naruto
>>58177314
By conquest and raids
>>58177444
Chink traders/merchants
How did (you) reach to /asean/?
>>58177361
can kangaroo swim?
>>58177444
World War 2 repariations
>>58177314
chink empire
How can Jap anime even compete?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNj9D6amefA
>>58177444
Dragon Ball, Doraemon, Shin Chan, Nintendo, Pokemon
>>58177523
>Buyf/a/g
How did Pinoy beome ASEAN?
>>58177635
Dota
>>58177523
pol bullied me
>>58177595
spirited away
>>58177550
>Shin Chan
holy shit, not sure about you guys but the flip dubbed shows made me giggle.
>>58177635
Maphilindo fund it from the start plus Singapore I think?
Why Nose Mucus Island boot-licking the Jew?
>>58177635
because we love you
>>58177635
ASEAN was preceded by an organisation formed in 1961 called the Association of Southeast Asia (ASA), a group consisting of the Philippines, Malaysia, and Thailand. ASEAN itself was created on 8 August 1967, when the foreign ministers of five countries: Indonesia, Malaysia, the Philippines, Singapore, and Thailand, signed the ASEAN Declaration, more commonly known as the Bangkok Declaration.
The creation of ASEAN was motivated by a common fear of communism, and a thirst for economic development.
>>58177710
same here
indon dub is 10/10 and the localisation of the dialog is on point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IM_bWRx4x00
>>58177903
What did he mean by this
daang matuWEED who tf up?
>>58177523
went to /int/ from a link in /pol/, saw an /asean/ thread
>>58177523
from reddit to /b/ to /int/ and then asean
>>58178020
#Ma1aysia
What are /asean/'s theme songs for each flag?
This one goes to Vietnam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM
>>58177523
saw it at the front page last year
>>58177523
When i got bored from /v/ i decided to give /int/ a little visit.
And then i found /asean/ and decided to lurk.
A few months later and here i am.
>>58178105
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WejfQ77nagU
>>58178105
This one for Malaysia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HXdNyv1r4Y
This one for Brunei
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMgXf3YlYWw
>>58177523
NBI online operative keeping flips in check
>>58177523
by posting meme arrows on Kauskus
>>58178218
DELET
>>58178300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HURZSPpXD54
Rasa Sayang Hei!
Rasa Sayang Sayang Hei!
>>58178530
that's really creepy
>>58178530
>>58178648
give us two nuke like jap get
>>58178633
>>58178648
yo, any news on the nuclear power plant?
>>58178530
there's some qt there
>>58178633
SIEG HEIL
>>58178530
Their accent seems off a little, it's better than I expected.
Also
>dat korean version
delet this
>>58178648
is he asking for nukes?
Posting in /asean/ feels like joining a cult
>>58178716
We already have plan for that for a long time already, we even had a place in mind for the plant. Just waiting for greenlight from the government but the government is unlikely to announce anything yet because of the possible backlash.
t. Dad is a higher up in TNB
>>58178768
Yes. It was an Indo praising Kim Jong Un and asked him to nuke Malaysia
>>58177710
>>58177997
Shin Chan is really funny
>>58178881
post TiaNiBu
>>58178848
Well, join us then~
We can do rituals every weekends~
>>58178848
4chan in general*
>>58178530
this is what indon would have looked like if we had not killed pki
>>58179046
more like China
>>58177523
was looking for asian porn; /s/ /hc/ /gif/ and /t/ can't satisfy my dick at that time.
World want an end soon say your prayers.
>>58179209
mao china yes
modern china nope
Pergi tidur, esok hari kerja
>>58179531
selamat tidur ashraf
jangan lupa berdoa sebelum tidur
>>58179577
sleep tight joko
>>58179577
main konek baru je tidur
>>58179531
selamat malam ashraf
Hummmpff..
>>58178530
>western want to destroy this
>>58179657
eww
I heard there's a commieshit in this thread?
>>58179791
I want to create more commie offspring with qt in the right
>>58179742
What is it, flip-chan?
You look down.
:)
>>58180282
tidur la ashraf
>>58180477
peluk saya
Walang mang-aalipin kung walang paaalipin.
“The glory of saving a country doesn't mean having to use the measures that contributed to its ruin!”
what's the deal with vaping desu?
all forms of smoking is degenerate desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMICTAl4LCg
>>58181304
true, but vapers will argue that
>b-but there's no nicotine in it, so it's safe I swer!!
The act of smoking shit is still degenerate behaviour, just like because you won't be prosecuted for gay on gay action, it doesn't mean it's okay, it's still degenerate.
>>58181478
>>58181304
just tell them the smoke annoy you, if they can't understand that don't bother talking anymore
I also saw this woman one time, she was smoking vape in front of her baby. Fucking disgusting, her child will learn that habit when it's their time to grow up.
>>58174511
>muh najib
eww, no.
goodnight,see you next pagi
>>58182119
See you next pagi
>>58182119
sleep is for the weak
>>58182307
yo let's see how long you don't sleep
Going to sleep soon.
Good night, luv.
wake up
>be in Tesco
>paying goodies in the self-serving till
>this negro next to me is doing it as well
>he can't follow the instructions on the screen
>he gets mad and leaves
lmao
>>58176909
It's all about the shape
>>58185731
>he gets mad and leaves
>with the goods and some random shit that he picks up on his was out
>authorities stop him
>asspulls a gun out of nowhere and starts spraying bullets at the police
>gets shot
>black community chimps out
>he a good boy, dindu nuffin.
it's more realistic this way
>>58185731
>>58186474
Don't be racist
>>58178633
It's 'rasa sayange'. You thief can't even spell it right
Indons are so annoying
>>58187176
But that's not me.
Why are YOU still awake though?
>>58186739
I'm not being racist, it did happen, the self-serving till is so easy to use there's even a voice mode to help the user lmao.
My Indon waifu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUGFuWFBXcY
my waifu
>>58176909
Wow, and here I thought I'd be safe on /asean/ from all the spoiler-memeposting of Dracu-Riot ;-;
>>58176909
its all about the thrusting power
Herro Asean
We got an alliance proposal for you with /Maghreb/
>>58192063
>>58192222
>>58192552
Thoughts ?
Atjeh genocide best day of my life
>>58192747
It's 5 am now
>>58192747
Should merge with /nusantara/, pinoys aren't suited for this they're devoted catholics so how about it? Indonesia and Malaysia are fellow muslims after all. Can't assure this for the rest of us if they agree or not. Just a suggestion. /asean/ will be /asean/ still.
>>58193069
yee
>>58193128
yeah fuck those guys come to /cum/ instead
we're cooler
>>58193220
DON'T DO IT /ASEAN/
DO YOU WANT TO BE COLONIZED AGAIN
>>58193266
fuck off sandy
AYO YOU SAYING WE SOME KINDA... SOME KINDA
>association with muslims
>associating with Americans
>associating with chinks
>associating with negros
>associating with pageets
>>58193294
IT WASN'T ME
WE
Could someone tell me about this Duterte guy? I heard he's the trump of Asia?
>>58193495
he's the retard of Asia like Trump.
>>58193495
He's a flip candidate that's the equivalent of Trump in the US
wakey wakey wagey slavey
>>58174511
since when are we rich
>>58195117
haiya! don't play-play one la!
>>58195320
>how to speak Malaysian
ayyaaaaa don't talk like that lahhh~
If you like watching battle lolis get eaten while fighting huge uncanny valley monsters then watch ONLY the ep1 of Muv Luv Alternative.
>>58196368
I did and cum to that multiple times, never seen it past that
We post here now.
>>58196539
>>58196539
>>58196539
who watches /the borgias/ here?
>>58196368
>Make 2 anime of the spinoff
>0 anime on the main plot
WHY
>>58199479
>ep1
>battle lolis with fan service freshly out of highschool are trained to be battle loli pilots
>Imperiar capitar under attack from BETA uprising
>Japan is the final bastion of Humanity in East Asia after Korea fell
>humanity has mostly been wiped out and is fighting a hopeless winnable war
>main girls classmates are eaten or crushed by BETA uprising
>UN retreats to Alaska
>joint forces with chinks, putin, amerifats, yuropoors and nipponese try to make best fighting unit
>ep2
>everything turns out to be a lie and the anime is harem slice of life
>BETA fights are rare as most of it is replaced with the main guy characters and his adventures with girls that seem to be orbiting his dick
>so much potential wasted
WHY
I like the 2nd game characters better
>>58200098
Stop spoiling things
>>58200098
Mikan is crazy, the fat togami is a bro though
who /nvidia/ here in /asean/?
Surely you guys don't want to be cucked out by them by using AMD
>>58201385
bitch ass I only spek english
>>58201385
Great post, i rate it 3.5/4
>>58201385
The choice is between the jews or pajeet
I have no choice but to buy from juden
>>58201385
>Buying korean jew cards
>>58201987
>>58202068
I don't know why you people hate jews, jews are good, as they can always provide the resources when you need it.
>>58201385
I need to buy Nvidia GTX 1080 on June to play AAA titles like Neptunia
>>58202159
>Bending CPUs made in Israel
>3.5GB
>>58202171
>neptunia
>AAA title
>>58202171
>neptunia
>AAA
Riiiiiiiight....
>VIDYA GAEMS
lol
>>58177121
what the fuck
>>58201385
Sure thing.
OH GOD ITS HABBENING
>GOLDBERG
>>58203095
lmao, Duterte is done I bet he regrets the shit out of that comment.
>>58203095
What a guy this guy.
Now contemplating if he's actually worse than Jejomar.
>>58203095
NOOooooOOooOoo Goldberg-sama would be angry!
> be at my grandmum's
> keeping her company while her curtain railings needed fixing (her house got broken in once so we're not taking any chances)
> be channel surfing - she has basic Astro (not NJOI tho)
> ch705 - dedicated English language music video channel
> suddenly reruns of Malay dramas nobody watches
> ch705
> Twitterjaya also asking the same question.
I've never seen a niche channel rot out that quick.
>>58203346
The Jews are our friends, we have recognised their homeland and now they'll make sure that we are led the right path.
>>58203184
>>58203232
>>58203346
>>58203879
Tfw Philippines sever ties with our greatest ally just when USA are about to become great again.
>>58203095
edgy as fuck
>"hey anon, how do you know so much about Filipino politics?"
>>58175566
Someone just watched a documentary on Netflix just now have they
>>58203095
>dutertards defend this
>>58204696
/asean/ memes
>What do you call an arab that watches anime?
Araboo
>>58205241
Ara ara~ boo
>>58205241
but that's just how we say arab in sillypenis
>>58201385
I wanted to buy AMD for mining shitcoins, but then I realized that I could just buy an nvidia card for 3d
>>58205348
I know that's why I said it :)
>>58205336
Is she mail order?
>>58203095
Oh nice. I'm going for Duterte now.
>>58205403
She's a Japanese MILF pornstar so... no?
>>58203095
>he can speak against the US, Australia
>tells the most powerful nations on Earth to stop meddling affairs with the Philippines
Screw Poe, I'm voting for this guy.
>>58205540
Can't wait to see him do that to China or the NPA or will he?
>>58203095
>telling your most important strategic allies against China to fuck off
how retarded can one person possibly be? his multitude of extra chromosomes should have been shared equally amongst the population.
>>58205611
They know he doesn't care about them. They will just shut their mouth and just listen to whatever he says because he's the only card left to make this country into a superpower. China doesn't want that, but they know the Philippines is untouchable.
>>58203676
UPDATE: turns out Astro's choosing out new genres to play soon.
[ http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1soj77q ]
...I hope there's /asean/ pop and/or indie.
>>58205770
they're already touching us with those illegal military bases they build on the West Philippine Sea
>>58177523
Australians, I heard they shitpost here a lot
Why is /asean/ so focused towards dutdut hating?
Why not Poe?
Why not Roxas?
Why not Binay?
Why not Santiago?
Why dutdut?
>>58202159
>jews are good
OOY VEEEEEEEY
>>58205672
He wants China in this country and have them build a Mindanao Railway System in exchange of cooperating with them in Spratly's and minimize the influence of Americans in the Philippines.
>>58205971
Are you new or did you just missed on the Anti mar and binay fb meme posting tirade
>>58206049
I wonder what can we get if we sell off negros
>>58205994
>>58203879
Thanks you Rich Jew George Soros for guiding Philippines to the right path
No Sorrows thanks to Soros
>>58203095
doesn't he have some PR officer/s? seems like no one guides him during interviews and campaign rally. he's spitting all the shits that comes up to his mind, most of that are absurd and with great profanity
>>58206051
Am I new? No, 75% of /asean/ is about shitposting about dutdut, 20% of it is about mar/binay/poe hate and 5% is the actual /asean/ discussion.
You can check the archives, it's all about NPA separatist, gommies, mudslimes etc., why can't we all just shut the fuck up about politics? We are never going to agree with one another.
>>58206121
Implying they can control him
Alan's PR team from Taguig is dogshit 2bh.
>>58206128
the fb tier poster stop for some reason or just moved to /b// or something
>>58206121
Why are aussies so butthurt in the first place? He said it wasn't a joke and it was in the heat of anger that he said the "joke".
And just a pro-tip, he dissed Putin for being an evil leader and burned the flag of Singapore for executing a pinay victim for the laglag-bala incident
>>58205971
>Why dutdut?
If Dutdut was not winning, flips would focus on hating Binay instead.
hahahha
philippines
more like KONTOL amirite?
>>58206217
Poe is leading in the survey after she released the ad about disrespecting of feminism. Dutdut isn't going to win at this point, he's already down to 26% and Poe at 28%.
>>58193495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NrIcuBf7iU
>>58205971
or dutdut shilling>>58206206
>>58206217
>>58206104
>>58206049
both a are equally obnoxious dutudtufags tends to be NPA anti gov tier sometimes
>>58206206
I was Duterte supporter until this
Now I'm a Binay-missile
>>58203095
I accept that Duterte is a bad-mouthed person, but I will never accept envelopes full of cash.
>>58206299
Too bad, Philippines isn't going to bow down over a misinterpreted "joke" no matter how hard the aussies are going to demand for an apology.
>>58201987
FREE SHIT LMAO
