I WANT A JOB I WANT A FUCKING JOB!!! WHY COULDN'T I GROW UP IN A TIME WHERE A JOB WAS GUARANTEED!!! AND THE WHITE MAN WAS KING!! AND YOUR COUNTRY BELONGED TO YOU NOT FOREIGNERS!! FUCKING!! BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WORLD THIS HAS BECOME WHERE CHEAP LABOUR AND CORRUPT BUSINESSMEN RULE I WANT TO BE LIKE MY DAD I WISH I WAS A BOOMER!!!!!
>>58160374
But then you wouldn't have internet.
I know your pain
>sent CV to dozens of companies
>got called to three interviews
>no job yet
I don't want a McJob but if that's what it takes for me to get some revenue...
>>58160374
might just drop out and resort to crime
fuck this shit
If foreigners have your job it means that you are not worth it.
>>58160374
Join the army or something, dumb subaru
put your pride aside you fucking whinny shithead
I started out as a literal janitor and then worked as a dishwasher. Beggars can't be choosers.
>tfw neetbux
>>58160374
>being this so labour useless
lel, i bet you have a minor in fucking arts or some retarded shit like that
>tfw minors in busniess and management
>tfw advanced levels in english and MS office
awww yiss, i want to study industrial design tho
>>58160538
This shit ain't fucking fair
I speak three languages, I don't want to flip burgers
>>58160430
what is your CV tho? 6 years in professional shtiposting and minor in ape shit studies? kek
>tfw too autistic to ask for an application
>>58160572
Lots of immigrants speak 3 languages here and they mop shit for a living
>tfw job interview tomorrow
>ttfw forgot that I'm a complete autist
>>58160556
>tfw NEETbux but have to see a therapist once a week which is today
>>58160374
Corrupt businessmen rule. Cheap laborers are essentially slaves, they don't rule anything.
Free market :^) Compete or die.
If you don't like it, move to North Korea or something.
>>58160667
Thats actually good, would also you to act normal.
I have a job, but the pay can range from shit to pretty good each month depending on customers which is shit.
I'm going to do an Information Systems degree at university and hope for the best.
>tfw job
>tfw just got a raise
Ha ha
>posting from a mcdonalds ive worked at for 3 years
>no degree
>23
JUST
> people are responding to a bait thread
wew
I'm a student right now and I just applied for a pharmacy. Only other options are supermarkets so I fucking hope I get it.
>>58160374
Just major in math dude
>tfw have a job
>tfw it's just standing in a box all day long doing the same repetitive task over and over
>tfw don't want this job
>tfw numerous coworkers want it
Fuck
>>58160556
>tfw parents are too rich for me to get welfare even though I'm living in a college in another state
can't make this shit up
>>58160748
>was a c grade student at best in the easiest mathematics class
>just major in math dude
AHAHA HAH AH HA JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>58160739
>implying you can't get a decent job without a university degree
Silly amerilards, just learn a trade or something.
>>58160374
It's really simple.
Just get into Uni with a real degree program (i.e. STEM), participate while studying (Hackathons, competitions etc.) and constantly strive to improve your craft.
Also learn to socialize with other people because nobody wants to hire awkward nerds.
>get hired for new job
>it fucking sucks
>have no free time
>wish I was a neet again
>>58160778
The only thing that trumps a university degree is job experience, and the only way to get experience is getting hired in the first place.
>>58160787
alternatively only do the last bit, because its by far the most useful/rewarding
>>58160791
How many hours per day do you work my friend?
>>58160374
Why the Fuck would you want to be a slave??
Enjoy your freedom while you still have it, no need to have a job when you aren't a parent.
>tfw got a job exterminating mosquitoes and I wasn't even looking for a job, it just kind of landed on my lap for the summer
It ain't flashy, but it beats being a zombie in a store from 9 to 5.
>>58160374
Fucking kids these days don't know how easy they have it with all these computers and stuff back in my day there was none of that :^)
t. Boomer making 60k with no qualifications
>>58160836
I can barely scrape by every month, I can't save a penny, my computer is three years old and can't keep up with the latest vidya so I want a new one, and for that I'd need money.
>>58160787
Im a fully qualified mechanical engineer working a wagecuck job unrelated to my field
>>58160812
How about applying for no pay job for a few months to gain experience and maybe show that you aee worthy of a job at a certain place?
>>58160913
Are there no mechanical engineering jobs around in Ireland? Because there's a fuckton of them here
>>58160882
Well but try to get a part time job at least, I wouldn't chance my freedom for any fucking job desu.
>>58160936
There are a few but its very competitive
Ireland is a shithole where the only ones making bank are the ones suckling on the government teat
>be substitute teacher
>make $52 an hour (6 hour days)
>work 3 days a week
It's good but the kids are cunts when you don't know their names. At least I don't have to do any work at home like those sucker real teachers.
>>58160787
>tfw didnt get accepted into uni because studied for the wrong exam
J U S T
at least my minor in busniess will do it untill the applications start again
>>58160836
>mirrey detected
kill yourself papaw
>>58160877
THIS my dad left school when he was 15 his making 90k a year as a salesman
>>58161054
>THIS my dad left school when he was 15 his making 90k a year as a salesman
your grammar is atrocious and so is your spelling
I wouldn't hire you.
>>58161012
What do you need to become a sub?
>>58160374
>white unemployed people
literally embarrassing
>>58161125
It's 4chan dude not a fucking resume
Hundreds of applications, fifty interviews or thereabouts, zero jobs. Suicide soon.
>tfw making 90k a year by beating my meat and sticking stuff up my butt on a webcam
>Be unemployed
>Hate being broke all the time and wish you had a job
>Get a job
>Play second fiddle to somebody you're probably better at the job than while you get treated with a kind of mild neglect by people that will throw you under a bus the second it suits them to
>Be expected to be grateful for the opportunity for all of this to happen to you
Don't worry, OP. Just like everybody else, you're fucked no matter what you do. You'll either burn yourself out in the workforce or fade into worthlessness and obscurity as an unemployed person. But don't worry; as long as you're not one of those pretentious NEET fuckwits that thinks playing MMOs and eating junk food counts as a form of "self-improvement", then at least you're alright.
But yeah mate, never ever forget: Life's a shit sandwich; and it's always lunchtime.
>>58163943
They don't know our struggle.
>>58160430
If you got three interviews out of even a few dozen CVs you did alright.
>>58160572
>Work in a bunch of menial sales, retail and manual labouring positions
>Work alongside university educated men and women
>Career wise, the only thing that separates me from them is about $60,000 worth of studen debt
>MFW they still try to act better than everybody else
Fucking uni students are relentlessly up their own arses. I love it when they fall.
>>58164049
Are you good looking or did you do your part to corner the weirdo market?
>tfw no one taught you how to exist properly in this world
I was NOT prepared for adulthood
>>58160374
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GoK1Ufnlbw
>>58164219
Yeah, but all that algebra and narrative deconstruction came in pretty fucken handy plenty of times though, right?
>>58164226
Hahaha I was actually the one who made that thread ahah aha ha
>>58164226
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JRY8D378qT
>>58164175
The former and the latter
>>58164371
So gay cam sites then?
I hate you so much OP
i hate you so fucking much
>>58164396
ya.
Also got a tumblr and a patreon where my fans buy me new toys.
>>58164440
Are you actually gay or just gay for the pay? Or does it not even really count as gay since it's just you and a camera?
>>58164483
Bi
>Or does it not even really count as gay since it's just you and a camera?
idk, never thought about this.
My audience isn't completely male though, so my orientation is pretty appropriate.
>>58160762
>tfw same fucking thing
>parents can barely help me cause brothers and sister too
I want to kill a rich person
>>58160768
How can you get a c in the lowest maths class? Maybe you don't deserve a job
>>58164440
so homo ew
>>58164671
link a profile so I can jack off to you thx
>>58164866
lol no
If you're already into bois, you've probably already seen me somewhere on this site.
>when your country didn't belong to foreigners
Ask the Abbos about that mate lol
>>58165011
It was never a unified country under abos and none of them called it Australia. Australia didn't exist before it was colonised
>>58164671
what site you use? Idk, If I hit rock bottom I may try this out. I have big feet, theirs probably some big feet fetish need out there.
>>58160374
I know your feelings. But I don't want to go for a shitty job like saler or waiter.
>>58165055
lol
Go as a sailor then ;^)
>>58160374
>wanting to be a wagecuck
Now where is my comfy Pepe
>>58160374
>Wanting a job
>Craving to be a wage cuck
>Looking forward to waking up every morning at 6:00 as the alarm clock rings then go to the office, check in and stay there obbeying your master, until the clock and your master tell you you may go now.
This is what the Eternal Anglo did to the world, when we weren't looking as we were too busy fighting a variety of other evils.
>>58164671
What is your orientation then? Bisexual?
>>58165211
What's funny about that?
>>58160374
>work at sea
>get firstworld pay and almost no tax
>work in weeks at a time and got so much money and freetime when Im on shoreleave that I don't know what to do with it
>food at work is great too alongside the occasional banter
>can fuck a qt of a different nationality every time we land in foreign nations
>tfw
>>58168210
Is it difficult to get into seafairing? How did you get your start?
>>58160374
The world owes you nothing and in modern world it's one's own responsibility to make himself attractive to employers or even better, make oneself so valuable asset that the employers are dependent on you.
If you didn't then you can only blame your spending of time during youth.
>>58168269
Ships are complex. They hire anything from engineers, navigators, cooks, poopcleaners or whatever, tech experts and much more.
The real issue is all the courses and security protocols you gotta learn and get used to.
You got an university degree or something?
>>58168479
Nah, not even close. I never bothered with uni.
>>58160374
I am 27 years old with masters degree in physics and I have never worked in my life. Literally.
I am just waiting for death at this point.
>>58168925
Start with getting some low-tier job on a ship. You can probably apply through one of your local shipping companies.
Most require some basic education, but otherwise it's just like any other wagecuck job. Except you don't sit as a cashier all day or flip burgers for hours without end.
Also, not sure how your laws are in regards to tax on international waters etc. Look into it yourself m8.
>>58168950
Do you mean you've never worked in your life the way those guys that love their jobs say they haven't or do you mean you've literally never held a job? Aren't there any jobs where you can use your education in Bulgaria?
>>58169034
Okay.
>>58168950
Not even internship? Jesus Christ. That's horrible.
>>58169065
I honestly don't know much. The ways are elaborate as fuck, and same with the laws and rules. But it's generally easy to understand the big picture of, if you put a few hours of research into it.
>>58163980
>>58161125
This.
Kill yourself, dude.
>>58160728
You and fifty gazillion people over the world are going that direction, Business management and finance, while boring, paves the way to start your own biz one day, thats where the big bucks come.
>>58160882
Jesus, take about basics here, just STEAL the damn thing from some rich guy. It is no wonder you are uneducated, you did not LEARN anything.
>>58169065
>>58169104
I don't actually want to work. I want to hit pussai, but I am too autistic to do it. My friends tell me, that I should start a job and that this could improve the situation
>mfw they told me the same before UNI
>>58160736
>mfw boss' idea of a raise is giving you more hours
>mfw just got another "raise"
>>58169470
So how do you survive? Welfare?
>>58160430
>sent CV to dozens of companies
>got called to three interviews
but this is good
>>58160374
Truly amazing with all the bitching and moaning from the humans here, none of you realize that you dont make money at a JOB, you make monet owning your own business, so START one, anything ... someone make money off Hula Hoops and Plastic Cups, for petes sake. Brain Dead
>>58169568
My dad had a company in the food industry. He died. I sold his majority shares.
Profit.
>>58160374
At least you aren't going to have to leave your country to migrate to the worst shitholes of UK and Germany.
And that's just to get a shitty job, nothing special.
>>58169680
>inherits majority share of already established company
>sells it
fucking why?
>>58160374
Have you looked into any apprenticeships?
Like electrician, HVAC, plumbing
>>58169680
Did you make enough to live off it for the rest of your life or are you likely to run out at some stage?
>>58169654
Ghost here know's what's up.
>>58169828
For his sake, I hope OP is under 21. Most people hiring for apprenticeships won't touch you after that.
>>58169788
So that I can have enough money to survive for the next 20 years, you dummy.
The problem is... I didn't expect for life to become so booooring.
baka lad
>>58169922
>Gather enough money to do nothing
>Do nothing
>I didn't expect for life to become so booooring.
That's pretty much what I'd expect from a teenager or possibly a young adult.
>>58160374
>lose my job
>apply for welfare
>get mails and calls the next day for job offers
>mfw
>>58169359
You think so? I was never good at mathematics though.
>>58169902
I'm 18 turning 19 in september
>>58170080
Then you still have a shot. The older you get the harder most things become to start.
>>58170080
The master electrician at my company makes more than the owner of the company.
Apprentices make $16 an hour to start, and always in demand. Plumbers make a little less.
Check it out, it's worth a look.
>>58170046
You do not have to be a mathematics genius to do finance or accounting for a business, we are not talking physics here. Learning how to run a companies books is always a need, wheteher its for your own biz or someone elses, and with the way the world is going, knowing how to do taxes is always a beneficial characteristic. Some even extend this knowledge into Finance and Financial Planners for others, or even into advisers for investors and or hedge fund types.
>>58170378
Dont believe it, that may be what they say, but in reality, it is not likely, there are benefits to a business which do not show up on a pay check.
At least I have a guaranteed job as a farmhand every summer because of parents.
I'll never get anything besides it though, since I'm the antithesis of everything that is capable of making connections. The more I think about it the more I wish I wasn't born a pack animal.
>>58170458
I do the books, but not his taxes.
>>58170405
Yeah I wouldn't mind working even for a bank thanks for the advice IT is huge in Australia though because we are behind.
>>58160374
>don't want a job
>parents keep urging me too
>depressed don't want to work
>finally start applying to jobs, "well at least this will take awhile to get a job"
>get called next day after applying
>they want me for an interview
>go
>think I failed horribly
>call next day
>"We want you for job"
>working two years now 60k, not being useless
>still don't really want to work
it was too easy everything feels like I'm somehow getting by life by doing nothing
>>58170655
Nice man where are you working?
>>58160374
If Maccas won't even take you, try your hand at casual labouring. Most cities should have a number of agencies that hand out casual jobs for manual labour. Cash is pretty good for what the job is but flow is irregular. You also have to not mind being a stereotypical proletariat working without using your brain.
>>58170649
Just watch out for general "IT" every chink wants to be a computer this or that, programmer, networker, it takes a homelander to know the ins and outs of tax code and government codes and future tax planning, typically not a chinks area of expertise.
>>58171025
I was thinking of doing IT and joining the government sector or trying to join ASIO as they take people fresh out of university who have gotten IT degrees but I think you're right doing a finance degree would be safer and I could still earn a good living.
>>58160374
>WHY COULDN'T I GROW UP IN A TIME WHERE A JOB WAS GUARANTEED!
Vote, protest, start movements online, etc. A socialist paradise isn't that far away if you try.
>>58160374
same + i don't have friends and i'm mentally insane
>tfw job interview tommorrow
>never had a job in my life
>put my sister's old jobs in my CV
>been practicing bullshitting the interview on the mirror
>>58164127
what degree costs 60000 here? It's like 30 tops, for a normal 3 year bachelor.
>>58171025
lel, it varies widely but Programming is one of the few jobs you can get where you make a lot and do a little
>>58171573
But you have to compete with every gazillion chink and neet out there looking for some EZ bucks, finance and taxes and investing will become even more demanding in the future and requires talents which are very country centric, and its nice to work with other peoples money, IMO
