Pic is the copperhead snake, I see them in the woods sometimes around here (the Sandhills region of North Carolina) and they can be really impossible to see if they're in a leaf pile if you're not on the lookout for them or even lying in a trail uncoiled they just look like a fallen tree branch until you're right up on them
There's also black widow spiders but I only saw one once, it was in my mailbox
Ticks
>>58160354
I got really sick from one of those when I was a kid
I had a really high fever 104 freedom degrees or 40 oppressed degrees
inland taipan from aus can kill you in 30 minutes if left untreated (used to live in aus)
bears and moose i suppose
i've had moose stomping through my garden several times and you dont want to be in their way if they get angry
>>58160329
That's cute.
>>58160569
What is the most dangerous animal that you've come across?
>>58160354
I got a tick once on my neck and my uncle ripped it out. Stung pretty bad, desu.
I wish we had cute deadly sneks.
>>58160530
that's the most venomous snake in the world.
Don't get me started
copperheads are fucking everywhere in eastern north carolina. last summer i nearly stepped on one in my laundry room. it was coiled up right at the foot of the stairs. i probably jumped 10 fucking feet in the air.
>>58160699
I saw one of these while scuba diving in the Philippines and immediately surfaced and got back into the boat as fast as possible
Highly venomous and when you're in the middle of nowhere you're a gonner if you get bit
>>58160329
These pieces of shit..
No animal is more dangerous than these monkeys cause they use weapons and have some sort of intelligence.
I fucking hate them so much.
>>58160765
Find the copperhead
>>58160796
mexicans?
>>58160654
I've seen tons of snakes, most of them not that deadly desu, but I've seen an inland Taipan once, and tons of funnel-web spiders.
I go spearfishing often, and found myself swimming with grey nurse sharks once. I thought it was pretty awesome, but my girlfriend almost shit her wetsuit.
>>58160796
This
![248[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HG7leS9.jpg "248[1].jpg")
>>58160329
>>58160838
Did it in less than 30 seconds
>>58160844
Did you try to kill the inland taipan?
I would definitely check my shoes for spiders everyday if I lived down under
>>58160892
Good job lad
>>58160530
>>58160844
doesn't the inland taipan live in the most uninhabitable parts of australia? where would you have seen one?
All the aussies here are memeing, there are no deadly poisonous animals in australia, it's a remnant of our white australia policy where we tried to deter silly migrants with tall tales. The only remotely interesting thing is peoples pets being taken by hawks
>>58160904
Absolutely not, not even the toothless country dwelling crocodile dundee meme-aussies that 'live' in the outback would fuck with one of those.
>>58160992
Drove from Broken Hill back to Sydney a few years ago
>>58161002
Wew M8
>>58160329
New england here. Pretty much copperhead as well. we have no real deadly animals or insects.
maybe a black bear might be worse but they're kind of bitches. there are rumors of mountain lions here again though, most people thought they were extinct here
Bear.
Me.
In northwest Ohio I think the only thing we have is the Eastern Massasuaga snake
There is a surprising lack of bogans in this thread, ranting about how evil koalas and abos are.
>>58160843
Yes fucking cartel members.
>>58160329
There are nothing dangerous here.
In Texas we have the rattlesnake but it's courteous enough to warn you before you get close. They are pretty considerate at least.
>started doing outdoor work on a farm a month ago
>since being here there's been reports of red belly black snakes and some dude found a brown snake skin
>mfw
gotta be careful of these things right here
>>58160329
northern mexicans
>>58160329
Absolutely nothing here are dangerous, don't believe the memes.
>>58161403
ooOOoo, what a badass.
>>58160329
Hey OP, the most dangerous things here are dogs, because there are literally nothing dangerous, they're all memes.
>>58161728
Yesss, ass my friend ssspid- ah, asss the other anon i've never met before ever sssays, there isss nothing to fear from usss- i mean the wildlife. Perhapsss consssider a holiday here. Bring the whole family, essspessscially the sssmaller, easssier to ssswallow children
>21 of the 25 most venomous snakes in the world live in Australia
CROIKEY M8
>>58160785
yeah but there are no recorded fatalities with those kind of snakes because they are passive and will only strike when cornered.
>>58160329
Strongest bite force of all cats in the world fuck yeah!
there are many dangerous animals like snakes scorpions spiders in the sahara and the green mountain but I don't know their names 2bh
>>58161958
That thing is fucking adorable.
>>58161958
>>58161958
thats a fucking pokemon
>>58162015
>>58162027
>>58162102
it feeds on venomous snakes in the sahara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A417vEpvY_Y
>>58162368
Delet thisss
>>58162368
D'awwwwww
>>58162564
oh man no matter how hard I try to make it look less adorable I can't
>>58162415
any liveleak videos of them ripping a human apart?
On topic, in Texas we got Rattlesnakes, cottonmouths and copperheads. They blend in quite convincingly with the surroundings. In the summer they are literally everywhere, in the woods where I go with friends to adventure I counted around 20 of these fuckers in the tall grass and the water moccasins hanging out near the rivers, they also get nice and fat here so it's hard to not notice them just shitting around.
We also got 2 poisonous spiders, the brown recluse and black widow. Everyone knows the blackwidow but brown recluse will nip ya and kind of hard to identify to the city slicker nigger but most white people know the danger when they see it.
>>58162737
I'd rather get bit by a recluse than a widow
Widow is next level pain and the recluse can cause gangrene and shit but that's only if you're retarded and don't go to a doctor once you notice a festering wound where you've been bitten by a spider
>>58162737
i dunno
>>58162886
Never been bit by either. Knew a kid who got bit by a recluse (i think) in his sleep and had this huge festering wound that was jammed packed with bandages he had to change every day for like 2 weeks. Almost got bit on a trail by sneks when I hopped over one, just to see there were many more in front so i just sprinted over them all.
>>58162925
I would think your nations own video hosting site being that, you would have some insight to the matter. Would be crazy to see honesty.
>>58161501
You have copperheads too.
I'm in W.V close to our border and if they're here, they're on your side too.
Also for some reason I'm immune to.copperheads venom.
I was bit twice on the hand with no apparent effect.
I am not sure if the snake was out of venom or what.
I've seen people's legs swell up big and black from.those bites.
>>58162415
Fake video.
Those are little catfish feeding on pink dolphin meat.
But piranhas are delay and will strip a humans flesh and muscle in seconds if there are enough of them.
>>58162989
if exists some video like this, liveleaks is likely the best place to find
This kind of fish bit a 5 year old girl. Some blood was shed and the fish got away. I think it's safe to say this is the most dangerous animal over here.
>>58161629
red belly black snakes are pretty harmless to be honest with you family
Dolphins.
>>58163109
probably dry bites. I wouldn't fuck around and try to repeat the experiment. how the hell did you get bit anyway? were you handling it?
![cottonmouth-snake-pic-2-300x225[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pEAY7OF.jpg "cottonmouth-snake-pic-2-300x225[1].jpg")
Cottonmouth.
About as a dangerous as a copperhead, but you run into these more often around water.
But the only sneks I've seen up close are rat snakes.
We have Black Widows where I live (upstate SC, 45min from the border of NC) but they usually get driven off by the plethora of based wolf spiders we also have.
hippos are always bad news. have also been bitten by more spiders than i can remember.
>>58160329
Moose. Crashing into one with a car is often lethal and they are more likely to confront you if you run into one in the woods than let's say a grizzly bear. Wolves aren't really any danger to humans and we only have one venomous snake (viper) which isn't lethal to adults. Ticks can be nasty, especially Siberian ones that are spreading here.
Russians
>>58161958
how goes the war lad
>>58160329
Walloons mainly, but due to climate change we also have a lot of sandniggers migrating northwards.
>>58160838
4-5 seconds
>Dangerous animals
>Control+f boar
>No results
....
Moose
>>58167301
Just beat them up pham
>>58160329
Pavement apes
>>58167413
You have pavement apes so far north?
>>58161325
Black bears are like giant wild dogs
Most dont want to fuck with you and only stay near humans for free food they leave around.
>>58167349
Moose get pretty huge. They can easily stomp you to death if they want to.
>>58167562
> Males (or "bulls") normally weigh from 380 to 700 kg (838 to 1,543 lb) and females (or "cows") typically weigh 200 to 490 kg (441 to 1,080 lb), depending on racial or clinal as well as individual age or nutritional variations.[82][83] The head-and-body length is 2.4–3.1 m (7.9–10.2 ft), with the vestigial tail adding only a further 5–12 cm (2.0–4.7 in).
Fuggg :DD
>>58167441
Yes.
Moose.
Let's start!
clockwise:
Brown Spider - most venomous spider in Brazil. It's pretty shy, though.
Armadeira (Trapper) - most dangerous one, as it doesn't create webs and prowls in the ground, waiting for something to show up. It's bery aggressive.
Viúva-negra - quite toxic.
THE SKORPIANS
>>58170006
clockwise:
Jararaca (pit viper) - aggressive and likes to visit homes. Highly toxic.
Surucucu (bushmaster) - biggest venomous snake in all Americas. dangerous as well, but luckly lives mostly in Amazon.
Sucuri (anaconda) - largest snake in the world (India's python can't compete). Can eat an entire capibara or even a small cow.
Cascavel (rattlesnake) - same from US.
Cobra-coral (coral snake) - dangerous, but shy. Is often confused for the false coral, a not venomous snake with a bit different color pattern.
>>58170305
Escorpião-amarelo (yellow scorpion) - loves hot, humid and dark places. Quite dangerous to children and elderly people. Seen in cities a lot.
>>58170353
Jacaré-açu (black caiman) - biggest Amazonian alligator; eats anything in its path.
>>58170392
Onça-pintada (jaguar) - biggest American big cat. It rarely cross human path, unless starving or if farms invade its territory. A healthy grown man can fight it off (it he has at least some kind of hard stick), but any other will be fresh meat.
>>58170464
Piranha - they're much more dangerous in the dry season (less food in the water). Curiously, they're much more attracted to agitation than blood
>>58170605
Tubarão de cabeça chata (bullhead shark)
>Visit Recife and Olinda
>Swim at the beach
Choose one. And NEVER do both.
>>58170704
The sky rat and the land rat. Both are the harbingers of disease - the latter specially during floodings, as its urine contains leptospirosis.
>>58170810
Doberman, Rottweiler and Pit Bull - many chavs (called Pitboys here) buy these dogs just to show off, treating them badly to be super-aggressive. There's another breed of dog here, called Fila Brasileiro, which is quite dangerous as well.
>>58170913
Clockwise:
Caracol-d'água (water snail) - intermediate host of schistosomiasis. Lives in lakes and other big tranquil waters.
Barbeiro (barber) - host of the deadly Chagas disease. This fella sucks up your blood and defecates on you at the same time; the feces make your skin itchy and carry the pathogenic. When you rub your skin, the creature enters your body.
Aedes Aegypti - the national star. Carries Dengue fever, yellow fever, Zika, Chikungunya and pratically every other jungle fever you can imagine. Reproduces on still water.
>>58171151
And now to the most dangerous of all
Trombadinhas (pickpocketeers) - generally young, poor and black/mulatto, those people pass the day observing their would-be victims, striking fast to subtract a cellphone, a wallet, a purse or anything else easy to remove. Even if they appear to wrok alone, they always have chaps around to help subdue a more resistant person.
>>58171239
Traficantes (drug lords) - mexicans and colombians will feel at home with these guys around. You all know what they're capable to; if you don't, you won't want to know...
>>58171283
And, finally, the most hazardous, harmful and perilous animal to ever live in the Hue lands.
>>58171335
is it a lizard or a mammal?
The urban ape
>>58171396
It's deceptive as a chameleon, slick as an eel, charismatic as a puppy, venomous as a snake, weaves webs (of alliances) as a spider, corrupts his surroundings and the political scenario as a germ...
He's a hydra. And HYDRA, I don't doubt it.
![marokkaanse-jongeren[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v2rk1QS.jpg "marokkaanse-jongeren[1].jpg")
>>58160329
The dangerous wizard snek
They are commonly found in dimly lit rooms surrounded by figurines of anime gurls and mountain dew cans.
They smell strongly of Doritos
Their main prey are chicken tenders/nuggets, though they are known to eat cold pizza and pizza rolls
Very dangerous
>>58161620
We have rattlesnakes in georgia as well (though not as numerous as texas i'm sure). One time I was out hiking with a friend in the woods and it was extremely quiet and all of a sudden we heard the rattling right in front of us and both knew what it was. We never had time to actually spot the snake, we just turned around and ran for our lives (we were like 10 years old).. Scared the shit out of us back then! I think they are pretty neat animals now though, but that was the only time i've experienced one in the wild.
>>58171499
does it bleed?
came across a FALSE black widow while cleaning out the garage about a year ago. they're not native afaik and only arrived in the last 10 years on cargo ships from whereverthefuck
don't think they're dangerous per se, but they apparently do pack a nasty bite
then there's the usual shit like wasps, bees, horse flies etc
>>58171539
Yes. His support has been bleeding for some time, as more and more proofs of his corruption surfaces. The jaws of the police will close on him... but he'll strike at society as much as he can, like a parasite being flushed out of a host.
Ticks, mosquitoes.
We have copperheads and cottonmouths here in Methssouri but ticks can fuck your shit up. I've had them plenty of times and they're usually harmless but my sister almost died from Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever.
We have 3 tipes of dangerous beasts
1pope Francesco
2 jEWs
3 fuck burgers
>>58164148
Cotton mouths are much more dangerous than copperheads because they are mean, territorial and aggressive. They will actually chase people.
>>58171611
If it bleeds we can kill it
>>58171517
If I manage to beat one and I eat it, will I absorb its powers?
