This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
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>>58149876
You were looking out for this thread.
>>58149923
Yeah
>>58149971
Why do British girls look deformed
いやぁぁ今日は長かったぁ
皆さん元気いたのかい?
l: hideous r: perfect
>>58150025
Non-deformed babies are left in the woods to die.
>>58150025
delete this
What is the situation of bullying in Japan?
It's as big as the media says?
いじめについて語り合おう
>>58150100
pls
>>58149852
I'd still like to sniff her toes and soles
>>58150118
The face of a man behind the two girls is hilarious.
>>58150100
stirb
>>58149852
お尻つ
>>58150068
僕は元気です!最近どうしてる?
ｷﾀ━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━!!
>>58150465
It's the haunted look of a man who sees something he can never have.
Does the girl with the hat look like princess kako ?
>>58150546
お尻つ
Why are there so many cases of bullying in Japan?
Aren't most of them so beta that even the F can beat them up?
>>58150559
それは良かった
私は大学で忙しくて、少しブレイクが欲しい
>>58150502
are you from Saginaw?
>>58150167
the popular bullying in Japan is hiding someone's shoes
he who got hided his shoes must go home barefoot
he will be deeply hurt and bullies will get happy
Why is /a/ djt so bad? They always give bad advice.
>>58150640
>>58150642
In Japanese, they have a saying that goes: "the nail that sticks out gets hammered in".
It may have something to do with the combination of a high-stress environment with a culture that emphasises comfortity. Also, children are universally mean.
>>58150614
No way.
>>58150751
do you have some examples of their wrong advice?
>>58150769
In German, we have a saying that goes: "cuteposter is a faggot"
>>58150844
That's a good saying ... and something we all could learn from.
>>58150743
Is hiding your classmates shoes really common? has this ever happened to you?
>>58150025
being on a small island leads to inbreeding
>>58150941
Japan is an even smaller island, are the Japs more inbred than the Brits?
>>58151054
We're a lot smaller than Japan, anon.
>>58150769
But why is it becoming so rampant in elementary especially?
>>58150743
then I would have a 2nd pair of shoes on my school bag
>>58150924
I have ever seen my classmate got hided his shoes several times.
What's the most popular way to bully in Mexico?
>>58151054
Japan is bigger by a pretty sizable amount
I used to think the UK was bigger too, but it isn't
242,495 km^2 vs 377,944km^2
>>58151145
because you're a loser.
I would fight back and beat them up.
that's why you have to pay to get sex
>>58151145
I guess you would be bullied in any country and in any school however many you had shoes because of your character
>>58151138
Is it really becoming more prevalent, or are we just becoming more aware of it due to the ease with which you can record and spread instances on social media, as well as our increasing sensitivity towards bullying?
>>58151167
but most of Japan are mountains
>>58151366
All three.
>>58151157
We tend to beat each other bloody;
Japanese culture is more civilized as usual.
日本文明はすごい
>>58151366
Ohoooo shit true true
What do you think about the situation with Japanese girls in that they're devaluing sex for shekels with old men?>>58151366
>>58151145
>>58151289
kek , having a 2nd pair of shoes its in case I dont know who took my shoes
but if I know him , I would beat that person until he cries for help
>>58151388
fair point
I wonder how much of Japan is livable, because Canada is very big but we all live in the south. The north is all rock and lakes, you can't live or grow food there
>>58151581
of course... you're really tough
that's why stayed in your room in Shanghai all the time
>>58151502
>Japanese culture is more civilized as usual.
No, I don't think so.
The action in Japan is just underhand not すごい
Beating each other is fairer
>>58151581
>I would beat that person until he cries for help
I can't imagine that you beat someone at all
>>58151849
Why do japanese girls sound like formula 1 racecars driven by squeaky toys during sex?
>>58151613
pff I liked to stay in my room because I can´t stand sexy asian girls looking and giggling at me
>>58151915
>looking and giggling at me
better than being invisible... (´・ω・｀)
>>58151915
I bet when the girls asked you why you stayed at home you ran away because you were scared of them
you will never get a girlfriend you arrogant racist loser
>>58151903
Because Japanese men feel a sexual pleasure when they are watching formula 1
>>58151511
>What do you think about the situation with Japanese girls in that they're devaluing sex for shekels with old men?
I wasn't aware it was a noteworthy phenomenon, and I have nothing interesting or insightful to say on the topic, but I think it's interesting how prostitution and compensated dating have evolved in Japan to cater for consumer needs.
Instead of engaging in sex with old men for money, I wish they would have sex with men their own age for mutual enjoyment though.
>>58152131
I think Japan is far too gone to be saved...
The only way to bring them back from the deep end is by fixing their men-- a very unlikely scenario.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKxQyvc8dSY
もう一度 まだまにあうはずさ
まだ今なら遅くない
もう二度と戻る事はないよ
僕はまた一歩踏み出そうとしてる
少しこわいけれど
>>58152319
Is there not any girls for shekels in US?
>>58151602
Nearly 80% of our country is covered by forests, rivers, and lakes.
Taking only livable lands in to account, Japan's population density is 20 times higher than the USA's and almost as high as Singapore's.
We are full.
To say good morning to everyone, would I say みなさん、おはよう or おはよう、みなさん?
>>58152663
朝立ちの喜び
>>58152663
Ohayooo!
>>58152384
I don't get how japan is OK with massive prostitution and making porn everywhere.
Doesn't it make you sad?
>>58152733
thanks for teaching me that nice word
>>58152452
That's very interesting; will Japan remain that way though? I heard your birthrates are very low
>>58152733
but what if he is a girl?
>>58152733
TMI
>>58152812
>Doesn't sex make you sad? Why aren't you politically correct and repress your sexuality like us?
>>58152774
kawaii neko
>>58152814
>>58152840
>>58152855
>>58152862
pleasure of getting so many YOU's...(´Д｀)
>>58152812
>massive
I don't know how many these are done in Japan compared with the world, especially Europe and US
Is the rate in Japan high?
>>58152903
>>58152733
>>58152774
I just wanted to know the word order
>>58152914
Here, I like (You) :3
>>58152884
Porn is basically cuckoldry.
You watch other people fucking why your masturbate like a fag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn-qE-h7s84
>>58152995
Either works perfectly anon. (*´ω｀*)
>>58152995
everyone, good morning
good morning everyone
>>58152812
>This coming from a native of a country with one of the highest infidelity rates in history, its fucking ridiculous.
Once I dreamed that love would come and sweep me up away
Now it seems life's passed me by, I'm still alone today
Looks like it'll always be the same. No one here to comfort me
All alone, no one cares. So much to give to you all out there
>>58153045
What do you think of western girls, anon-san?
Are they cute?
>>58153203
Why are Asians less hairy than white people? It doesn't seem to be colder in Europe than in Asia overall. Or is this just a random feature?
>>58152914
君にはその価値がある
>>58152914
Yuor welcome
>>58152933
I read somewhere in a /jp/ jav thread that the rate was close to 0.5% of japanese women have been in some form of porn at point in their life.
If it's isnt bullshit, that's an pretty insane number, if you have met 100 000 persons in your life and half of those were women, it's mean you have met 250 women who have acted in some form of porn at some point in their life.
>>58153102
yu will need some source on that faggot
>>58153203
Beautiful but too manly, I prefer Japanese girls.
なぜヘンタイで彼女やうけなどはいつも泣く?
そう言うは俺にとって腐らせるんだ
Jigoku
Life is jigoku
>>58153369
I generally agree, i dislike the jawline of many western women.
What do you think of this woman?
Also, do you prefer 2D or 3D?
>>58153275
more sun exposure, maybe
>>58153440
俺の私的な地獄へようこそ
>>58153383
>Error: string could not be parsed as Japanese
>>58153132
きれいだ
>>58153488
Jigoku
Shitpost jigoku
>>58153468
10/10
I prefer 3D, but also can fap to 2D.
>>58153553
fuck off! she's my gf
>>58153476
But Africans are hairier than Asians too.
>>58153369
What do you think of guns and the level of freedom regarding weaponry in america?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy62quZdbZc
What you see in that video is completely legal in all but two states in america.
>>58153305
I asked you how high the rate of population of women have been in some form of porn in Europe and US is.
You should show the objective date first of all.
>>58153668
Obviously too much for us, I have never touched a gun in my life. However I think the idea of people armed with firearms, if government was irredeemably corrupt, is very important.
I wish I could shoot nuclear gangs in my country sometime. So I don't say Americans are wrong.
sometimes I fell old but then remember that kids now will never know the beauty and freedom of the early internet
>>58153658
Are they? I don't remember ever hearing about a hairy negro, but well I think you would know better than me, I have never see one in my entire my life.
how can a woman be so perfect
>>58153972
Makeup
>>58153893
You're probably right.
https://youtu.be/-J3AwvAfUNU?t=22
>meanwhile in an american's backyard
https://youtu.be/C3fBkNIROg4?t=311
Do you lads think that getting a Japanese gf will improve your quality of life?
>>58154014
no. she looks good without make up too
>>58154075
Yes but I have an American gf, so I want both.
>>58154157
What's her name?
>>58154371
trash
>>58154371
감담부
>>58154371
마이 걸프렌드
不細工コリアンの画像は禁止な
>>58154644
黙れ。私のガールフレンドを侮辱しないでください
お休みなさい私友達
私たちの人生を楽しみましょう
おはよ、みんな
ねむいー
>>58155089
まだ早いのに?
@Gojusco まあそうだよな、近代科学のほぼ全ては白人によって作られてるもんな、でも勤勉さはアジア人は白人より優れてるぞ
Urgod17: アジア人が白人に見た目で勝てるわけないからな、だからゲームの強さとか、誠実さ、勤勉さでアジア人は頑張らなければならない、
Gojusco: アジア人は頭も白人に負けてる
twitchで爆発するwestaboo
深夜ー朝 コリアンドイツ
昼 タイブリカス
夜 粘着BBA
いつ来てもひどいな
タイ沈没は明確な嫌がらせだけど
ペルーとドイツは普通に病んでるよね
>>58155677
ドイツは移民で白人が絶滅するから頭狂ったんだろ
What are some places/things a visiting gaijin should experience in Japan?
>>58155089
おはよう
>>58156035
The pleasure of being cummed inside
>>58156035
All you have to visit is Kyoto
>>58155266
勝てなくなったらルールを変えるってのは西洋人がよくやる手だから、アジア人もそうすればいいだけのこと
What's a popular phone game in Japan right now?
>>58156125
ルールを変えられるだけの力があればな
そうするだけの力がないから日本を含めたアジアはダメなんだよ
>>58156035
Soapland in 吉原
>>58156171
Granblue Fantasy?
>>58156197
Besides that one tho
こんにちは
>>58157227
こんにちは!, やあ! げんきですか?
>>58157227
おやすみ
よい一日を
I'm lovin'it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIdMSvm45ec&nohtml5=False
>>58156183
そういうネガティブなことではご先祖様に顔向けできんぞ。
映像の個人録画が合法になったのはソニーの努力だぞ。ソニーはウォークマンで音楽を持ち歩けるようにもした。
日本がカワイイを基準にファッションを推進したことで、アジア圏にも広がってきたのはいいこと。人口で勝るのだから。
米や麺の料理とかも世界標準の1つとして広めていく。
hi
>>58157745
Is that where you live?
>>58157745
これはどこ
rate
>>58157835
3D/10
>>58157830
豊能町
ああ、…………………もダメ
>エクアドルで発生したマグニチュード7.8の地震による死亡者が480人に増え、行方不明者数も1700人に上ることがわかった。
熊本よりエクアドルのほうがひどいやん
>>58157915
大阪外大で勉強してるの?
>>58157915
狸と遊べる田舎だな
>>58150167
いじめ、ダメ、絶対!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro-_cbfdrYE
>>58150546
>>58150640
>>58150758
>>58152774
>>58152903
>>58152984
>>58157745
まず、澪のおケツを貼らなきゃなぁ!
Japs?
>>58158256
あり?
I forgot
boi pucchi
日本犬
>>58158846
Бoй Пyччи
>>58158958
This is not healthy
Is that guy fucking his dog imagining it's a girl?
>>58159035
We worship Americans. We respect all the people hail from the country of freedom.
>>58158024
でも米英の大手報道は熊本の報道ばっかしてるという、…これ思い出す。
>>58159290
Easter?
>>58159290
>>58158958
犬に吸わせているのか?
>>58159035
やおい穴は実在しないのよ
>>58159227
faggotはカマ、foggotは漢
>>58159398
褒め殺し
>>58158846
This is not America.
this is not..............sharararara
>>58159398
cute!
今わ初めてGoogle日本語入力お試している
まだ私の電話お使うのが好きだ
>>58156171
Shironeko and this >>58156197 All my friends play both games.
>>58159558
>わ
>お
So I have to type "ha" and "wo" when I want to say "wa" and "o", I see.
>>58159579
Girls for yume100 or touken.
>>58159558
>>58159587
Trying this again.
今は初めてGoogle日本語入力を試している
まだ私の電話を使うのが好きだ
>>58150614
who is the girl on the left?
くたばりてぇ
クンカクンカ
Hello? Japanese people? How can I be Kamen Rider?
>>58160008
>>58160143
Girls can't be Kamen Rider. I'm trying to be serious here, how can I be Kamen Rider?
>>58159579
puzzle dragon is still popular also I think
>>58160159
Get a motorbike and a small Japanese town.
>>58160257
Damn, my flag's American now. Goodbye rare Flipflag ;-;
Actually now I want to be an idol. Hello? Japanese people? How can I be PriPara?
>>58159663
You will feel probably far too laborious it until get used to Kana-Kanji conversion.
>>58160008
A dream come true someday
I like Japan's aesthetic but I don't know if I'd like living as a girl there. Average Japanese house wife sounds like an awful life.
>>58160370
Become the office worker for your NEET husbando.
日本国旗見てるとお腹すいてくるよね
>>58160370
Many young women work after marriage these days.
>>58159735
九佗葉亭四迷
くたばていしめい
>>58160159
>>58160257
Why don't you know the animu ばくおん??
Watch it!
>>58160458
時々日の丸弁当食べたくなる
>>58160458
さあ いっぱい食べようよ
>>58160159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0XFdFhkTuo
Where to meet Japanese people in real life??
>>58160410
日本国旗を見てると初経がきたせいで困惑している幼女を想像してムラムラしてくるよね
>>58160493
Japan
>>58160493
Become my friend.
what's your room look like?
>>58160500
通報しました
>>58160543
I'll be your friend tomodachi
>>58160567
>>58160493
nowhere except animu
日本人達さん。ラッスンゴレライって、何の意味?
Help the Japanese girl at my college is asking why I learned the language
Google translated version:
私は言語を学んだ、なぜ私の大学で日本の女の子を助けが求めています
>>58158142
早稲田の交換留学生だけど一ヶ月豊能でインターンやってたんだ
>>58160719
「日本語が好き」っていいんじゃないですか?
>>58160694
なんの意味もない
なんか語呂がいいだけ
>>58160719
私はアニメが大好きです。と言えばいい
>>58160575
I'll be happy when I meet you in real life.
>>58160719
ez
日本語のチンポ大好きなんだから
>>58160551
A doghouse
>>58160719
このレスです
>>58160772
>weebs in this thread will actively try to create elliot rodger 2.0
fucking beta nu-males i swear, at least keep him in japan so when he does shoot up a school, he kills japs.
>>58160818
Sounds a bit scary to be honest
you have friends in real life right?
>>58160811
>>58160837
kek
I think I'll just say something like I wanted to learn an interesting language
>>58160772
>>58160860
次は「けれど君の方がもっと好き・・・先輩」と言っています
>>58160886
Yes. What should I say?
昨夏は3日日本にいた。
私の足は用意していなかったから、終わりまでに死を請っていた
今年日本へ帰るつもりだ。助言?(Is that how one would ask "Tips?"?)
Does anyone here go to Universal Studios Japan often? I'm booking a trip there before Back to the Future closes on May 31. Is there usually a long wait time for BttF? I didn't see an Express Pass for BttF on the official site.
>>58160837
>日本語のチンポ
what the fuck did i even write
is this literally japenis
>>58160934
I don't know, I worry about you. You seem to not have much of a social life witch is worrisome, I just hope you have a successful life outside of 4chan.
>>58161020
It strikes me as metaphysical.
I love metaphysical expressions.
>>58160943
>私の足は用意していなかったから、終わりまでに死を請っていた
足が準備できなかったから、終わりに死にたかった。
>今年日本へ帰るつもりだ。助言?
今年も日本へいくつもりだ。アドバイス?
日本へ行く前、よく歩こうよ。
Guys, does your job make you happy?
I want a happy job but everything seems miserable.
なんで日本人の男の子はエッチのことでゴム使わない?彼女は元カレから何回も妊娠されたって言われたんで他の女の子もそ言われた。なんでやねん皆はゴム嫌いもんだ
>>58161150
it's because you live in japan, it's a horrible country where everyone is depressed
>>58161112
what do you hope to achieve by spamming these copypastas?
>>58161153
Kill yourself you normie Jap.
>>58161182
That's not very nice guy
>>58161182
I'm not Japanese I just happen to live here. That's also the reason why I asked. If I were Japanese why would I ask this questions, you stupid ass cunt?
>>58160314
Nope, you could be Justin Bieber.
>>58161182
>>58161239
Now, now. Let's just be ほもだち ok?
>>58161030
Why do you think so?
>>58160878
>elliot rodger is Chink half
>Japanese half fuck your girl
>>58161239
>彼女は元カレから何回も妊娠されたって言われたん
t. cuckold english teacher
hahaha
>>58161308
>implying chinks and japs aren't both genetically defective
China is the best of the bad
>>58161339
その「のの」誰の「のの」
>>58161397
爆笑
ちゃうで。前の付き合った人の時にそのこと起こった
And I'm not a language teacher. The payments for this are pretty low and English isn't my native language.
>>58161397
As Chinese history, Chinks are genetically omega.
>be China
>got raped Mongolia, Britain and Japan.
>>58161406
今までの / のんきな / 日本人 / と違って
>>58161540
知ってますよ。くそMEMEです。
>>58161339
Are you a girl?
>>58161513
>be jap
>get radiated
>TWICE
>THEN A THIRD TIME BY YOUR OWN NUCLEAR POWER PLANT
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP, how's that third arm, takeshi?
>>58161591
Hi, what is your race?
>learning Japanese
Don't they bristle when anyone can actually speak Japanese fluently? Or try to learn their language at all?
>>58161591
>be Chink
>scatter the Auschwitz gas of hydrogen cyanide on its own
lololololo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrS6Drt2gCU
>>58161630
You mean foreign-looking person who speaks fluent Japanese? Those people are rare but not super surprising anymore.
>>58161630
We don't bristle if gaijin speaks Japanese fluently or terribly.
>>58161591
Hi, let me know your race and nationality.
>>58161624
he's a brit
why is thailand such a rude cunt itt
>>58160767
What does 資本金 mean? I used to think that it means market capitalization, i.e., number of shares X price of shares. But it seems to be wrong...
>>58161095
ありがとう
(no idea how to say "for the corrections and advice")
>>58162457
死ね
とりあえずロリでもファックしよっか
Do you like weaboos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SORQSepPrxk
