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Crying edition.
Every day it's no different.
Fuck you
>>58133484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNLYm8PYJj8
>>58133315
What exams you got, bud?
Also I wish I was still in college. The real world sucks desu.
>>58133484
https://youtu.be/FqSkiGwm_10
>>58133484
Why do you cry?
Oh, you're Canadian...
>>58134450
No
>r9k zombie apocalypse
>when an american gets too close
Is "Did you order the item like you wanted?" correct English?
Don't cry, gather yourself, take the time to acknowledge the things that are still going right even and tell me KENDRICK ain't the best in the game
>>58135200
Yes but it's uncommon syntax
More often people will say "is the item (you ordered) to your liking?"
>>58129325
>>58129355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcWVJVPyC00
video very related
Wish i had a daim bar to eat
>>58136441
That's a little bit different I think from what I want. Your sentence is asking if the item is "to you liking", but what I am trying to say is "did you actually go through and order the item, which was what you wanted to do ?".
>you will never see this movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g46Ntg38
>>58137481
What you want is totally correct for what you said.
If you said that but meant what he said it would be wrong
>>58137486
niqqa you tricking me
I think I'm going blin
>>58134109
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7PUvFnMiAo
>>58137486
>Canada will never gassed
>>58137863
Tell me about Benny Lava.
>>58137996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-SESh707V4
Sluts are the only girls worth fucking
It's the greatest catch 22 of all time
>>58138406
Your mother is a great lay
what are you up to lads
>>58138840
i'm watching the news
>>58138840
At work, regretting every minute of it
>>58138788
Delet this
>>58138406
where's the catch 22
>>58138197
kill yourself famm.
GG.
>>58138905
>At work, regretting every minute of it
me 6 hours ago
Greatest song ever written.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG6zsHUCum4
>>58139002
Yeah, then the cycle will continue tomorrow.
What can you do, right? Better than being unemployed.
dreamt i was in a relationship with a girl i went to middle school with
have a sudden urge to call her up now
>1:15pm
>just ate half a liter of ice cream after regular lunch
>still haven't started studying
>>58139124
going back to school in september so i can get a job i'll hate less
i hope
drop two of these in a girls drink at a party and wink at her then walk away
>>58139236
If only your dick would magic grow
>>58139184
Best of luck to you. What do you do for work? I work in mental health.
>>58139359
Cheers
I work in government administration which means filling out forms for 8 hours a day and talking to municipal morons
>mental health
Any stories?
unironically want to live in the mountains away from humanity and jerk off all day
is this a justified usage of your gun laws
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25726591
>>58139462
24
did finance but you can't get work here without a grad degree
>>58139465
>Any stories
i got stories for days, but it all depends on what you're interested in hearing.
I've been in the field for a year and a half at the establishment I work at, and I have a chance to work in a state position.
However I wish I went with my gut feeling and joined the armed forces to be an aircraft technician.
>>58139651
gently exfoliate your face and shave after you shower so the hair follicles are softened and your skin isn't as taut.
>>58139335
>being microdicked
Sorry not sorry
what celebrities browse /cum/?
>>58139953
our god
i want to cum in my hand and slap a quebecois girl.
>>58139953
Dane Cook
>>58140105
I just want to fuck a québécois girl desu
>>58140234
How is life in mexico?
>>58140207
>10/10 bum
there is no such thing as a 10/10 bum as all bums have the blight of fecal residue
>>58140267
How gay are you? I eat ass all day nigga.
>>58140303
>How gay are you?
a bit desu lmao
>>58140366
Where does food go then?
Rate my room
>>58140022
fuck off
>>58140575
you should burn the flag and post it on /int/ for the top bantz
>>58140487
So that's why my parents call me a little shit.
>>58140645
I'm scared
>>58140737
Fuck I thought you'd fall for it.
>>58140779
I could pee on it and burn it and create thread on /int/ however, mods would ban me
>tfw static ip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeGAnQ6DyJs
I would vote for this guy.
Still better than hillary or that old commie
Reminder
Elder-God tier:
>Sunny mornings
>Snowy nights
>Thunderstorms
Comfy tier:
>Rainy mid-day/afternoons
>Balmy evenings
>Frosty mornings
Meh tier:
>Snowy afternoons
>Rainy mornings
>Cloudy days
Shit tier:
>Sunny afternoons
>Rainy nights
>Humid weather
>>58141537
>Snowy afternoons
>meh tier
There's nothing more comfy than sitting in your office or home looking at the snow raging outside
the wind blew the top part of my burger into the ground
please pay resbbects
>>58141537
a morning run when its slightly sprinkling and you're feeling mist on your face, you can smell the earth and the chill keeps you from sweating
The only thing you hear is your steps, your breaths, the light patter of droplets hitting the leaves, and the songs of birds enjoying their baths
what does it mean when you dream about oing on a road trip with your HS crush and her qt sister, with your spanish teach in the far back seats
I woke up very confused this morning
>>58142858
Means you need to do a threesome with some mexican sisters
>>58143093
>signifies that you are in complete control of a particular situation in your waking life
well that cant be right
called to schedule a physical
secretary hung up on me
>>58143301
>even people that get paid to talk to you don't want to talk to you
>>58143093
d-do you normally do dream interpretation
only nerds don't like batman v superman
>>58143301
She was too nervous to talk because she likes you.
>>58143393
>>58143426
she asked me if I wanted it this week or next week
I said next week
apparently that was the wrong answer
im a badboy.
Never Eat Salty Worms
>>58143557
Never Eat Soggy Waffles desu
>>58143572
Perfection/10
>>58143572
what is it about high socks
>>58139847
>Thanks pop-pop
>>58143606
lol you went to the retard school
>>58143696
didn't even learn it in school desu
my cousin taught me it first
>>58143557
Never Eat Shredded Wheat
>>58143748
>His cousin went to the retard school
I was in a conversation with three women in a class today. The topic was whether the openness about sex in our society was a good thing
Two of them weren't so sure but the fat one went on about how it was so grand that people are more open about sex
I think she was compensating a bit too heavily
>>58143818
that one is not even remotely interesting.
0/10.
>Canadian posts cartoons of little girls getting dicked and its okay
>I post a tasteful woman with knee socks with her tits and genitals covered and get a warning
NO WONDER YOU DON'T GET PAID FOR THIS
>>58144138
nothing about that is cute you autistic shitheel
>>58144238
fuck off homo
Hello /cum/
Did you cum today?
>>58144414
Yes
>>58144414
Not yet.
>>58144414
Yeah i stayed up until 3 am masturbating
I'm tied but it was worth it
>>58144414
yes
please respond
Yeah cry more burgers you you will never be algerian.
>>58144930
You're welcome.
>>58145110
Letting off some steam, Mohamed?
>>58145261
Hello
>>58145213
thanks homo
>>58141537
Sunny afternoons are god tier you ugly fat beta neckbeard
Why aren't there any risk threads?!?!
>>58145405
What the fuck is the appeal of those threads. I have never gotten it. Then again I've never played and have no real idea how it works besides post numbers determining shit.
>>58145541
It's a game. Where you have a country and the goal is to expand and have most of the map. The post numbers determine the number of tiles you get. There is a variety of maps like USA to Europe or yhe the whole World
>>58145110
>>58145365
reported
>>58145110
>implying anyone wants to
>>58145787
set it up senpai
how accessible is internet for the low class in america and canada?
like how many ''rednecks'' and ghettos have internet?
>>58145904
Literally all of them
>>58146023
reported
>>58146023
reported
>>58146023
Use the report function.
Guys how do I report you guys?
>>58146143
Dude report lmao
>tfw want to post dank memes irl
>>58146307
>expecting a Tyrone
>/r9k/finallygetslaid.jpg
Sheeeeeit
>>58146627
It doesn't look like it.
Post songs I should learn on Uke.
Just finished this desu:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
sup guys
let it all burn
kek
I want to cum in my hand and slap an american girl.
>>58147476
>yfw the janny browses /cum/ while waiting for his hot pockets to heat up
I have an anime girl who I need to bear my sons
>>58147747
hate to break it to you anon but that may be somewhat problematic
>>58147828
Will they be born 2.5D?
That was a nice meal, am i right, /cum/rades?
>tomorrow is Canada Day
Shitposts will be horrendous
Whats going on /cum/?
>>58147953
I would imagine they would be stuck in 2nd and a half dimension, yes
>>58148299
i'll admit that took me a second to get
>>58148299
Bullying will be even better
>>58148404
Looking forward to 60's weather for today
>>58148299
http://strawpoll.me/7420510
>>58148505
is there any r34 of that?
>>58148299
>>tomorrow is Canada Day
What
>guy I know who is literally 5'8" got a gf
>I'm 6'2" and still no gf
The memes fail me once more
Told a person IRL that Canada's PM was a substitute drama teacher today.
>>58148824
I'm pretty sure that his minister of native affairs is a chiropractor.
>go to Toronto today
>go downtown
jesus christ, it's literally poo in loos and asians, and down the strip where the eaton center is all blacks and there's trash bags and garbage all over the sidewalks
people ACTUALLY live there unironically
>>58148923
Which one?
Doesn't he have two of everything because 2015?
>>58148923
Doesn't matter, that person now thinks Canada unrionically elected a substitute drama teacher as PM because he promised to legalize weed.
>>58148776
>believing the things you see on 4chan
>>58148923
I think you guys have more sikhs in your cabinet than India
>>58148989
i feel like this every time i go into vancouver
you always hear about it's a lovely world class city, there are entire regions that smell like piss with swathes of bums walking around like zombies and literal corpses on the ground
>>58149017
>thinks
>Trudeau has a bachelor of arts degree in literature from McGill University and a bachelor of education degree from the University of British Columbia. In his first-year at McGill, Trudeau became acquainted with Gerald Butts, through their mutual friend, Jonathan Ablett[62] and Butts invited Trudeau to join the McGill Debating Union.[63] They bonded while driving back to Montreal after a debate tournament at Princeton University[62] in which the Princeton team included Ted Cruz, a candidate for the U.S. Republican Party's presidential nomination in 2016.
I fucking KNEW Cruz was a Canadian spy
>>58149017
Well it's not like we directly elect our leader, he's just the leader of the majority.
The Queen is our head of state, but she's represented by the governor general. So pic related is more or less our "head of state", but doesn't have much real power.
>>58149058
I know a number of Sikhs, they're clean and pretty cool so that doesn't bother me. Hindus though...
>>58149236
>sikhs are bro tier xD
>>58149272
Just personal experience, never met a Sikh I didn't like. If I could replace all browns with Sikhs I would.
I told him to just be himself, AND HE ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT
>America bombed Iraq in the Persian Gulf War only to target brown people
why did people believe this?
>AMD crashing a burning big time
>Intel, no longer having any viable competition in their market, lay off thousands of employees so they can hire less capable but cheaper indians
Everything I love dies. Fucking EVERYTHING.
A sad day for techonology, RIP everything I enjoy in life. The day competition died in the PC market.
>>58149569
They didn't
>>58149571
>right after finding this out
>read about primary today
>New York City primary voters outraged by broken machines, closed polling places
>54,000 Brooklyn voters ‘vanish’ ahead of primary day
And now Republicans are going to fuck over Trump. Fug this stupid world
>>58149617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G91892EuhyU
>people listened to this guy
>>58149685
This has happened in a lot more states then New York.
Lifting weights and reading the Quran, boys
Reminder
>>58149860
How can you do both of those while posting
>>58149728
>Listening to anything but young George
>Listening to that bitter old edgelord
Sad to be sure, but he lost it tbqhwy
>>58149685
oh god the Berniebots are going to be insufferable
>>58149685
>Trump is still ahead by >30%
finally done linear algebra
>>58150195
stop posting this stupid animu baby
>>58150195
Delet this
>>58150254
>>58150311
The more you resist the more it grows
>>58150221
I failed that when I took it years ago at my first failed university attempt. Probably because I didn't do homework or study.
Just got done studying some instrumentation stuff, gotta study thermodynamics next.
>>58150364
>/cum/ baby
This is fucked up
>>58150404
sounds fun
I just have electronics next which will probably destroy me
>>58150364
babi is great
babi es grande
babi est grand
do not give it replies
>>58150555
trips of truth
>>58150555
You are sure showing this Chinese cartoon forum how to be a badass.
>>58150195
>>58150364
(You) 4 baby
> you will never be born in New England
https://youtu.be/PG4mL_oNAD0
How do you cope?
>>58150555
Give an offering of hot pockets then you'll be fine from the faggots
Is incest common in Mexico or are my relatives disgusting savages?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MGq-efkhd8
Is this video literally /cum/ ?
>>58150704
by living on the best coast
USA you want to build the wall on the wrong side of the border.
>>58150555
Are you a weab? If so, my bad for reporting you.
>>58150791
snitches get stitches
>>58150786
Grease speaks the truth. Nucks are truly the cancer that is killing America.
>>58150732
You're the one that's salty.
Read the rules.
>>58150786
>Hey Greece, why aren't you answering your phone, man?
>2016
>not tripflagging
Step up, plebs
>>58150786
Thanks for the kind words of wisdom prostagma-man
>>58150734
They are disgusting.
Homosexuality is common in Mexico though
>>58150934
man my family is so fucked
Thanks for answering
Who here /wisconsin/ ?
>>58151073
fuck off cheesehead faggot
>looking through porn
>tfw see one labeled incest
>tfw the girl in it is cute though
do you click it?
>>58150987
Jaja. Eres el mismo que se enojo ayer conmigo, no? Relajate, man. Ya le sacaron la ficha a tu grupito.
>>58151146
of course, incest is hot
>>58151146
The only incest porn I actually view for the incest is hentai. 3D is all shitty mislabeled or terribly acted garbage.
>>58151034
Ty for answering
have a funny dog pic
>>58151146
>>58151164
>>58151181
You need jesus.
>>58151146
>tfw favorite pornstar does an incest porn
>it looks hot
>watch it
>she keeps calling herself mommy
>tfw I just want her to stop talking
just like a real relationship desu
>>58151146
Only if it's /ss/.
yOu NEeD jEsUS
>watching pornography
>>58150732
>he's just deleting a bunch of pics with black cocks on it, that's it
Then I support him. Cuckposters are cancer.
I think I have some kind of cyst in my earlobe. Should I try to cut it out with a razor blade or just leave it alone?
>>58151251
>Get turned off by dirty talk
>Half of the vids with bad bitches or look good have these stupid retards, niggers and sluts yelling assorted obscenities.
>>58151382
go to the doctor you idiot
>not watching porn
>going out of your way to have sex with someone
>>58151382
Cut it out then sterilize it with a hot spoon.
>>58151382
leave it for three days and if there is no improvement cut it out yourself
>>58151382
Cut it out yourself
What's the worst that can happen amirite?
>>58151416
that wasn't an option you idiot
>>58151382
I get those all the time. Just leave it be and it will go away. You'll make it worse if you fuck with it.
I've decided I never want to get another gf family.
It was a tough decision but I think it is for the best.
>>58151463
shut the fuck up
>>58151382
Cut the whole ear off
>>58151146
>tfw only child
>tfw only experience I had was with muh cousin
>>58151496
fucking kill yourself you fucking retard fuck
>>58151506
This
>>58151515
was she hot?
>>58151382
do it and post results
your queen demands it
>>58151516
big talk for a little guy
hello
>tfw home state is bad and disgraces Minnesota by bordering it
>>58151146
I have a bunch called, "I Love My Sister's Tits"
It's pretty hot and I don't even have a sister to fantasize about.
>>58151621
Worst Dakota
>>58151621
>disgracing a flyover that nobody outside of /cum/ EVER thinks or talks about
how is that even possible
>>58151552
Yup
;__;
/cum/ made me hate about 37 of the 50 states.
>>58151621
At least the Black Hills are nice
playing oldschool runescape haha
>>58151768
Illinois?
>>58151768
I swear if you hate on the cute states of VM or WA i'll cut you, lad.
>>58151749
niiiice
>that feel when you will never be part of Caesar's 13th Legion
>that feel when you will never conquer and rape the gauls
>that feel when you will never cross the Rubicon with Caesar himself
Why live?
>>58151794
Why would somebody care about west Mass but not Boston?
Also literally everything on the west is flyover besides cali and maybe washington
>>58151794
Haha chyea bruh like dude cali bruh like ahaha suhhh dude ahah
>>58151857
It was a quick sketch don't be autistic about it m80
>>58151858
he could pass as a winnipeg local
>>58151811
VM?
Did we get a new state?
>>58151715
We are the the South of the Midwest, us and Missouri
>>58151788
T-thanks, not as nice as all of Utah though ;-;
>>58151794
>lol who cares about 60% of the US population and the oldest and most historically significant part of the US
>>58151858
cucknadian mad that i left their entire DUDE country out
>>58151794
>>58151881
I bet you use a mac and have an Iphone
>>58151794
y-you too
>>58151907
Meant to say Vermont but i do not know how to abbreviate it. on another note, hopefully mine becomes the 51th state
>>58151908
Naw, we have nice nature but it's hours away from where anyone lives and what is close is going to be developed by resorts in the next 5-8 years.
Most of Utah is just urban/suburbia or dead desert, the mountains are the only nice place/part
>>58151946
exactly
>>58151951
i drew that on my android phone using the app aviary from Google play
Reminder that this is MY elephant. Nobody else can post this but me.
>>58151972
Vermont and Washington are on the good list.
>>58152053
>clearly copied it from somebody else on 4chan because of the name
nice try bud
>>58152028
I hear Venezuela has no extradition and is nice this time of year.
>>58151979
We're mostly just farms that nobody wants to be on, at least people like Utah
At least you have cities gosh we're a depressing little state
>>58152080
Back the fuck off?? *grabs you by throat*
>>58152028
Women are the sluttiest they've ever been and you still can't get laid LOL
Can't believe every resturaunt from season one of Kitchen Nightmares is closed
>>58152190
Really? Gordon Ramsey is the king of bants.
>>58152288
>People actually want girlfriends
This is the most confusing thing about this place
>>58152337
They think they do until they get one and find out that bodily functions and stale talk is disgusting.
Who else here loves bread?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A9-Levasseur_Island
An island literally 72 km wide which was created by a 5km wide meteorite, the impact of which was the fourth largest the world has ever seen.
It is in central quebec, north of the St. Lawrence
>>58152423
Personally, big fan.
>>58152423
big bread guy here
>>58152424
The crater was indeed created by an asteroid but then the reservoir was flooded after the construction of the Daniel-Johnson dam, therefore creating the island.
t. québécois
>>58152423
Love that fougasse shit.
>>58152468
>big bread guy
4U
How much caffeine in a day is too much?
Lately I have been drinking a pot of strong coffee in the morning and some cola in the afternoon. Is that too much you think?
>>58152235
I guess they couldn't take the banter
>>58152500
oh neat, thanks.
seems to be a really unique feature of Quebec nature, is it well known on the provincial level?
If I sliced that baguette, would you die?
>just learned that Caro got released
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/american-freelance-photographer-freed-in-syria/2016/04/08/8628e5d0-fd88-11e5-80e4-c381214de1a3_story.html
ayyy
I wonder if /k/ knows
>>58152570
Well hydroelectricity and dams is a real big deal in the province because they provide jobs to thousands of peoples, and yes, Manicouana(and Daniel-Johson) is all part of our 'inner' culture. Everyone know about them, maybe not everyone in Montreal(because montrealers are fucking stupid cunts) but most of the people in the province do. I'm not sure people know about its origin though, being the asteroid.
We have quite a few craters in the province, check them out.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Impact_craters_of_Quebec
>>58152599
It would be extremely delicous
hi
>>58152678
Hello
>>58152661
You're a big bread guy
here's a link for all you breadheads
http://www.kingarthurflour.com/recipes/new-a-simple-rustic-loaf-recipe
thank me later
>>58152678
Austerlitz
>>58152561
It's a genetic things, different for every specific person. You should be fine
>>58152657
>tfw we're getting informative and well spoken on 4chan
too weird, we should probably insult each other now
frog
>>58152657
I literally wrote ''Manicouana''. I'm fucking stupid
Manicouagan****
>>58152843
n-no
>>58152724
got any sick olive bread recipes
anyone else ever had blood in their cum?
someone make new thread
>>58152990
You get that checked, My best bet is prostate cancer, did you get hit on the balls some time ago?
>>58152990
Yeah once or twice but not recently
new thread t b h
>>58153136
>>58153136
>>58153136
>>58153153
>not even at bump limit
>>58152990
When I first went to college I didn't get a chance to masturbate for a week but I was used to doing it 2-3 times a day so I keep getting erections like I was going to cum but couldn't cum because people, so by the time I got the chance it was full of blood likely due to an internal fissure of some kind
After that the wet dreams started and this issue disappeared
>>58153281
just wanted to make my own /cum/ t b h
So 7/11 huh.
>>58151621
you NEVER disgrace us
and I hope we never disgrace you
FINAL EXAMS STARTED, AND I HAVE NO LIFE.
>>58133484
Good night friends
