The more conscious Americans are of their lack of Easter, the worse it gets. Americans never tried to celebrate Easter. Where is their Easter?
>mfw americans don't celebrate easter because otherwise their whole country will get diabetes from chocolate overload!!
Easter?
Eastereo is the most important holiday for Christians. Americans don't celebrate it because they are a Jewish country.
>>58117280
Passover?
>>58117202
I say we ruin the 4th of July spam for them by spaming "easter" on the 4th of July
WHY don't Americans celebrate Easter?
neva forget
this has never made any sense
>>58117701
Easter?
>>58117701
Easter?
>>58117701
there is some form of memery at work here but it's opaque as fuck
Its so random that a nation so fat wouldn't jump at an opportunity to stuff sugar into their gaping maws. amerifats explain
>>58117854
>implying amerifats can jump
what do you guys say on easter?
Happy Easter? Merry Easter? Hope you have a great Easter? Or do you just give each other chocolate eggs.
>>58117904
>what do you guys say on easter?
He has resurrected
>>58118007
Oh, so it's the same. And the other person say's something like "indeed he resurrected"?
>>58117904
In Germany we say "Frohe Ostern" = Happy Easter.
Anglos don't say anything because they don't celebrate it since they aren't Christian.
>>58118205
Easter is one of our biggest holidays. It's arguable bigger than Christmas because we get multiple days off work as a bank holiday.
Easter?
>jew
>easter
