Hello Russians, I have a question only you would be able to answer. If I went to Russia and spoke basic Russian, would they beat me up because I have an American accent? Also feel free to ask me questions about America, thank you.
>>58113221
Yes they attack everyone
As soon as you get off the plane you literally get swarmed by a crowd of gopniks who will punt you to death and take your phone and valuable belongings.
>>58113242
Are you being serious? I want to know for sure because I have never been there and it sounds kind of nice. I am white by the way so I won't stick out like a sore thumb.
>>58113242
that's about it
>>58113310
Yes it happened to me a few years ago.
I survived with only a few broken ribs and a broken nose, luckily my phone was a shitty nokia too.
>>58113364
>>58113330
Are you jesting me?
>>58113406
Why the fuck do you think you'll get beat up?
>>58113330
If I have arab lastname but I dont look like arab and Im not even muslim, I would be beaten to death or just to permanent paralysis?
>>58113221
We will worship you. Unless you act like a total cunt.
>>58113471
You'll be shot on sight by the NKVD and kgb
>>58113221
Stay in the good parts of cities and youll be just fine.
>>58113478
I try my best to not be a cunt. I am pretty introverted, so I do not think that will be a problem.
>>58113462
I do not know why I need to ask... Russophobia? I am sure they are more culturally different to Americans than lets say, Germans, not that it is a bad thing. It would be kind of refreshing to go somewhere that is not heavily influenced by America but is not 3rd world either.
>>58113471
russia has the largest amount of muslims in the european continent
they won't care
>>58113561
To me all cities seem very similar. I like small towns and rural areas. Isn't Russia divided into 7 zones, which each you need a visa to pass through?
>>58113221
It will be okay, don't worry. Especially in the big cities. I hope your basic Russian isn't including rude words.
>>58113619
No dude no one is going to beat you up...
Do you know how many tourists are in Moscow and SPB? Do you think they all get beat up as a way of entry?
>>58113746
I thought big cities were usually the least safe? I don't use rude words in English either.
>>58113796
I do not want to go to tourist areas.
>>58113837
>I do not want to go to tourist areas.
Where the fuck do you want to go to then?
There's nothing to do outside tourist areas, you won't know anyone and they're not going to be friendly.
>>58113221
>>58113310
>>58113406
What's wrong with you all, Americans? Posts like these make me feel really bad for you. It seems you live in some imaginary world that doesn't have anything to do with the reality.
>>58113796
>Do you think they all get beat up as a way of entry?
Yes-yes, they all get beaten up, murdered and cannibalized for organs. This is how it always happens when a foreigner comes to Russia.
>>58113914
Don't you ever respond to my post again you piece of shit, if I wanted the opinion of some cultureless northern cuckold I would ask for it.
>>58113837
You can find criminals outside of big cities easily. There are many provincial towns and villages where people stucked in the 90s. Noone in these areas knows English.
It's all differs by the area, ofcourse.
>>58113837
>I thought big cities were usually the least safe?
That's other way around in Russia. The larger city, the safer it is. While the most crime-ridden places are towns with 100-500 thousand population, situated in the poorest regions of Russia - like Perm, Chita or Bratsk.
>>58113837
>I do not want to go to tourist areas.
Where are you going to go then?
>>58114166
Where is a good place to find decent girls, or do these not exist? Also, would I get treated badly for being Brazilian? I'm white, btw.
>>58114198
Chechnya
>>58113221
>If I went to Russia and spoke basic Russian, would they beat me up because I have an American accent?
Well, there are many things you could get beaten in Russia for, but having an accent in definitely not one of them.
>>58114019
I am genuinely curious, because I really do not know much about anywhere that is outside of the West except for knowledge based on statistics.
>>58114166
So do they have a lot of police in the cities? Do they still carry Makarovs?
>>58114198
The places in Russia that have the least outside influence. Farm land.
>>58114199
It does not exist.
>>58113221
You think Russians have some sort of wild hatred against all American.
This is wrong. Sure, the relation between Russia and USA is a difficult one, but it doesn't mean Russians hate all Americans. In fact, they admire many things about your country.
>>58114199
>Where is a good place to find decent girls, or do these not exist?
Moscow and S.Petersburg.
>Also, would I get treated badly for being Brazilian?
It all depends on whom are you going to hang out with. I can't answer for all 140 million Russians living in my country.
>I'm white, btw.
It doesn't matter.
>>58114199
You can choose any big city, there are many girls that sympatising to the foreigners.
>>58114243
You absolutely have to stick to “tourist areas” (big cities and popular tours), that was the assumption everyone made. You will lose your health and posessions if you don’t.
>>58114333
>>58114345
What about just becoming a permanent resident? Would you advise against it?
>>58114237
Grozny is okay and surprisingly safe, but rural Chechnya is a horrible Iraq-tier hellhole.
>>58114375
Visit there first and then, if you really like to be here, think about it. It's very specific place, actually.
>>58114243
>So do they have a lot of police in the cities?
Yes. Sometimes, i think it's even more than more than necessary.
>Do they still carry Makarovs?
I've noticed that in my town most of cops now have MP-443 and PP-2000 as service weapons.
>>58114243
>The places in Russia that have the least outside influence. Farm land.
What places exactly?
>>58114345
>big cities
Most of our big cities don't belong to the “tourist areas”. Especially the ones situated in Ural, Siberia and Far East.
>>58114375
Sounds insane to me.
>>58114243
>The places in Russia that have the least outside influence. Farm land.
Top kek.
What are you going to do on the farm?
Walk up to some people and say "Hello I am from the US i am a tourist I would like to hang out here with you" in broken Russian?
>>58114542
They are still OK to visit, that’s what I meant.
>>58114492
I have never seen those guns in America. Are they good quality?
>>58114549
>>58114545
I am just trying to form a plan. From what most of you are saying, it sounds like Russian cities are much better than American cities, no?
>>58114598
>I am just trying to form a plan
What plan are you forming exactly?
so far your plan is "I want to visit middle of nowhere towns, my Russian isn't very good and I don't know anything but I'm sure it's the right place for me!"
Let's start with why you want to visit and what you want to do/see.
>>58114549
>Walk up to some people and say "ALLO CYKA BLYAD' GDE ZDES' PROSTITUTKI?"
>>58114644
I do not know exactly what I want to see. Just an honest depiction of the country and it's culture.
>>58114598
Russia is poor. No one speaks English. You can’t drive, it’s too dangerous. I can’t think of any positives.
>>58114775
So it’s China with Canadian climate.
>>58114775
What is so dangerous about driving there? Are Russians bad drivers?
>>58114800
I would imagine China is much worse.
>>58114598
>I have never seen those guns in America.
We don't export these guns anywhere (as well as many "special" guns made exclusively for our army and special forces). They were designed especially for the police and federal law enforcement services like FSKN, UFSIN, FSSP and SOBR.
>Are they good quality?
Dunno, i've never used them. They are supposed to replace Makarov's PM and AKS74U, so i hope they have better quality and
fighting characteristics.
>>58114962
Is it cold where you are? Is it normally a dry cold, or kind of a misty cold.
>>58114713
You may visit SPB and Moscow and then have a journey on the trans-Siberian Railway from Moscow to Vladivostok, it sounds like you'll never be able to forget this trip. Finally you might take a plane to US from Vladivostok and boast your friends about this journey around the world.
>>58114826
>What is so dangerous about driving there?
Nothing, except for many people ignoring the traffic laws.
>Are Russians bad drivers?
Russians are insane drivers.
>>58115045
t. Dashcam salesman
>>58115011
Could I just go on some cargo ship instead of using a plane?
>>58114999
>Is it cold where you are?
Right now it's +16°C and raining, but usually the weather is much colder in this season of the year.
>Is it normally a dry cold, or kind of a misty cold.
Dry cold during the winter and humid/foggy/misty cold in autumn and spring.
>this whole thread
>>58115184
What about it?
>>58115170
I like the cold weather, I melt in the heat.
>>58115166
Of course, you should go by small smuggler's boat, sitting on boxes of heroin.
>>58115184
What?
>>58115427
Better than putting my life in the hands of a pilot and paying a lots of money. I have been told they actually rent you out cozy spaces on the cargo boats but that is just from word of mouth.
>>58115184
this thread awakened your sharingan?
>>58113221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ufcwrz6aBBA
>>58115511
Let me guess, you got the brilliant idea of visiting Russia from /pol/, correct?
>>58115215
>I like the cold weather
Me too, but i really wish i lived in a warmer place. Got already tired of -45°C winters, +25°C summers and 15-20 sunny days a year.
>>58115633
>SAVIOR OF THE WHITE RACE
Kind of, yes. I like how much space there is.
>>58115645
Do your pipes freeze?
>>58115692
The pipes have a good thermal insulation, but yes, they still do. Especially, when there are frosts below minus 50°C staying for more that few days.
>>58115692
pipes can't freeze, they're made from steel/plastic
Why would anybody come to fucking Russia from 1st world cunts? Why do you want to do it, OP? How old are you btw?
>>58115793
They can freeze and moreover they can burst from the cold. You probably live somewhere in the south where you don't have winters at all.
>>58115942
pipes itself can't freeze, since they made from solid material
>>58116056
The water inside of it can freeze and destroy the pipe, stop pretending to be an autist.
>the yank ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEEx3oUuiII
>>58115908
18 years old. Where I live in America, I wouldn't call it 1st world.
>>58116115
no friend, no water mentioned, he asked about pipes
>>58113221
they would beat you because you are fat 'murrican, not because you have american accent
just kidding, i bealive nothing would happen in urban parts of Putiniya.
>>58116127
So you're just a naive boy, as expected.
>>58115908
To see how great his first world life actually is.
>>58113221
Nope, they beat you only if they decide steal your moneys.
>>58116289
How am I naive?
>>58116127
>18
>wants to avoid the "tourist places" like cities
>wants to visit russian farmlands and travel by cargo boat
>thinks he'll get the shit kicked out of him upon arrival
OP plz...
Why do you want to visit Russia especially?? Did you see some documentary or?
>>58116206
Well, now i see you weren't pretending.
>>58116389
To challenge myself
>>58116398
Water not the only thing that can stream in pipes. Gas, oil, feces.
>>58116445
Whoah you're so brave then.
>>58113221
Yeah, I was once beaten by them, so I'm petty sure they won't make any exceptions. Watch yourself!
>>58116445
challenge yourself how? And why is Russia the best place to challenge yourself?
Are far-eastern cities like Vladivostok, Khabarovsk, Petropavlovsk, Birobijan, Yakustsk, etc... nice places to live ? Is it dangerous places ? I saw that homicide rates were pretty high in those cities
>>58113221
More likely gopniks will pretend to be your friends and suck money out of you, get you drunk to the point of unconsciousness, or take advantage any other way.
>>58113221
Russians I have two questions for you:
1. I work with an old Ruskie and he calls me "Dedushka". I googled it and apparently it means Grandfather. I'm not old, so I don't understand why he calls me it, help? (He just laughs when I ask him about it, cheeky beggar)
2. Why haven't you made a Бpaт/Brother 3 yet. I want more Danilla and I've been waiting for a decade
>>58116511
>nice places to live?
>homicide rates were pretty high
i feel like you know the answer to this question
>>58116511
Vladivostok is a nice place, that's all I can tell.
>>58113221
I'm not a Russian myself but I've had a lot of contact with Russians.
Being interested in the country/people/language is a big +. Russians love when foreigners are interested in their language, especially if they're from a big/rich/well known country. Just be nice and if you start talking about politics, you either agree with them or stay neutral. Just don't say anything anti-Russian
>>58116445
>Russia
>Challenging
Are you just a little babby m8?
Go to Liberia if you want a real challenge.
>>58116361
Saying any part of America isn't first world is the 'Naïve' part.
And the fact that you are 18 would be the 'boy' part.
>>58116532
1) Probably he means sth like "old chap"
2) Danila died in the avalanche about 10 years ago
>>58116361
Try to guess. Check immigration statistics. etc.
>>58113221
Do cute girls in Russia speak English? How am I supposed to communicate with them?
>>58116576
It must be a shame to be too old to accomplish anything in life.
>>58116602
>How am I supposed to communicate with them?
By showing them your wallet full of dosh.
>>58116602
Everyone speaks basic english.
>>58116619
This not only works for Russian women, but women of all nationalities.
>>58116619
But I want qts who care more about the size of my heart than the size of my wallet.
>>58116532
>2.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergei_Bodrov_Jr.
>>58116619
That works only in Moscow.
>>58116583
Hm I don't think he means it like that, just by the way he puts it in sentences. He kinda uses it like a compliment about something that I've done in the past, without mentioning it. It's weird.
And he didn't die, at the end of the movie he was alive and going on a plane?
>>58116606
I was answering on behalf of the Ruskie champ, but stay upset if you feel like it lel.
>>58116654
>who care more about the size of my heart
Anothet naive underage ITT, ladies and gentleman.
>>58116576
Tell me how not to be Naïve then.
>>58116685
I wish it worked that way, don't you?
>>58116678
I am not angry with you, or anyone for that matter.
>>58116672
>Moscow is so much different from another parts of Russia
Oh yeah.
>>58116687
> Asking for someone elses experience and judgement
hmm
>Definition of Naiive - Lacking experience, wisdom or judgement
Join the muhreens or somefink mang
>>58116700
Then why are you rapid posting? :^) 60 seconds exactly between your posts. Chill out cunt, you'll live longer
>>58116685
And you are wise dedushka, right?
>>58116532
1. He want to drill your tiny pink arsehole
>>58116687
why did you capitalize it like that?
>>58115645
>-45°C
how the hell can anyone survive this, its 20°C here and im freezing my arse off
>>58116687
nohow
it comes with years
>>58116728
I am very focused on gaining this knowledge.
>>58116737
Good question
>>58116669
WHAT
THE
FUCK
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
WHY DIDNT THEY SEARCH HARDER FOR HIM
I REFUSE
>>58116734
jokes on you mate
my ass is wider than a hippo's smile and browner than a bruised pear
>>58116678
Why don't you ask him why does he call you so? Jees, you complicate everything.
>>58116718
Except that all golddigging sluts from all the country and Ukraine and Belarus go to Moscow.
>>58116602
Less than 5% of Russians can speak at least basic English.
>>58116639
That's quite opposite, m8.
>>58116732
I am the wisest of all wisest ITT.
>>58116741
I always wondered how their pizza delivery service works.
Do they still deliver pizzas when it's -45C outside?
>>58116814
see
>>58116532
>(He just laughs when I ask him about it, cheeky beggar)
unfortunately the old man has a sense of humour and keeps me in the dark with his weird little pet name hmm...
>>58116814
>implying in Mukhosransks there are no golddigging whores at all
>>58116827
does russia even have pizza delivery
>>58116654
>qts who care more about the size of my heart
Do you want to get a cardiologist gf or what?
>>58116854
>>58116827
They use a car probably.
>>58116532
Not really answering to your question, but i recommend you to watch movie Sisters, directed by him. He have only brief appearence, but you probably like it anyway, if you liked Brother
https://youtu.be/0_7KtgW11tw
>>58116718
It's very different from the part of Russia i live in. It seems all the scum of Russia and ex-USSR gathers in Moscow.
>>58116879
>>58116901
oh shit!
>>58116741
I used to live in the part of Russia with continental climate and felt quite comfy at -35C, now I've moved to Saint-P and because of high humidity I feel like my face and arms are freezing even at -20C. Going to buy a balaklava for the next winter.
>>58116827
They usually deliver food by car, so it's not a problem.
>>58116901
>>58116854
>>58116906
cheers for the recommendation, ill watch this movie before I sleep tonight, seems like its got that same tone that I can't really find in many western crime movies.
>>58116840
it's just friendly banter, relax
how old are you btw?
>>58116915
Pls answer Russian stereotype FAQs
1) Are Russians bad drivers?
2) Do Russians fight a lot?
3) Are all Russians alcoholics?
4) How often to the Russians ITT drink? In England most people drink most evenings
5) Can anybody grab Russian tits? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB-VIq6YnD4
6) Will you steal my organs?
Feel free to add any other questions in the form of a (you)
>>58117013
yeah hes a madcunt, I just wanna know what dis nickname means is all
I'm 25 my friend
>>58116854
I order it every week. 45cm american hot for 8$ is delivered in 40min after the call.
Beчнo мoлoдoй, вeчнo пьяный...
>>58116741
>how the hell can anyone survive this
1) Good heating system and thermal insulation of houses;
2) Warm clothes;
3) High-calorie food.
There's no any special secret about it.
>>58116827
Yes, why wouldn't they?
>>58116854
We even have school, hospitals, supermarkets and fast-food here.
>>58117080
Have Americans underestimated Russia?
You hohol scum deserve it though.
>>58117117
ur mum underestimated my dick desu
>>58117054
1) No, some may be more risky though
2) More that brits I suppose. The last time I had a fight was at school over a gf
3) Nope
4) On weekends
5) Only if you're alpha. And keep in mind that this guy definitely approached much more girls till he got 1000
6) yes :3
>>58116127
Holy shit OP you're an A grade autist. I'd also like to visit Russia, but unlike you I understand that life isn't a fucking videogame.
>>58117054
>1) Are Russians bad drivers?
mad insane drunk racers
>2) Do Russians fight a lot?
no, not more than you
>3) Are all Russians alcoholics?
that's not cool now
many people engaged in sports
>4) How often to the Russians ITT drink? In England most people drink most evenings
Iam 1 time per week
>5) Can anybody grab Russian tits? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB-VIq6YnD4 [Embed]
If you cute as this boy
>6) Will you steal my organs?
we don't, цpфe фкy you talking about?
>>58117154
Is this you?
>>58117180
How did this fight ensue over a woman?
How many russians in this thread are playing cs:go right now?
>>58117224
no thts u
I'm busy bangin ur mum lol
>>58117057
Maybe they call you like that because you are speaking too slow, thinking too slow or reacting too slow, maybe you aking again something that you don't understand too often.
>>58117054
1. yes
2. Do brirs fight a lot? It's stupid question. If you live in some shitty industrial district where people have no jobs and barely survive then yes. If you live in regular district with educated people who has jobs then no, they don't.
3. Alcohol is desease here it's true. Though more and more people start not drinking ar all. Hypercompensation I guess.
4.People usually drink at friday evenings here. I don't drink at all tho.
5.in 99% of situations-no.
6.Ofc.
>>58117057
probably you boring and downer
we says here:
you whine like an old grandfather
>>58117054
1) In general - yes. There are many bad drivers on the roads. Not as bad as in India or China probably, but i've noticed many Russians drive like they have more than one life.
2) No. I've never participated in a fight after graduating from school.
3) No. There are many people who drink alcohol on regular basis, but they aren't the majority.
4) I don't drink at all.
5) Dunno, never touched a girl's tits.
6) Only if you're 100% healthy xDD
>>58117054
1) No, we can drive just ok, but as long as noone fucks you up for not driving by the rules we go full apeshit on the road
2) Mostly youth and alcos
3) No, but we have different scale of alcohol consumption, so we might look like alcos to you
4) I drink 1-2 times a week with friends
5) Youll get bitchslapped if its just a grill, but you'll totally get rekt if grill has guy nearby
6) Yes and we will eat 'em with vodka, m8
Do you have much redhead and greeneyed grills?
>>58117271
well I do speak very slow. hm. maybe that's it
lel great banter old ruskie. gunna feed it to him tomorrow.
>>58117288
ja must be the way I speak. sorta drawn out because of my rural accent
>>58117265
onbly 1.6 m8, old school
>>58117265
>Just you average Australian female.
>>58113221
Just watched briafly this vid. Here is an american (?) talking about him in Russia and why is it so.
He worked/s on RT or something, said also did some art for browser games.
Nothing that extreme for you here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QBcuXYazxU
>>58117117
Underestimated in what way? Specify your question.
>>58115908
It's like watching a horror. 120 mins of true terror and after that you come back to your sunny reality.
>>58117389
> just your average American male
>>58117403
Do Americans think Russia is more poor than it really is, more degenerate, etc?
>>58117352
heh he call you retard))
>>58117348
>Do you have much redhead and greeneyed grills?
No, they're all paki now, haven't you heard?
>>58117265
I don't play online-games at all, they require too much social interaction.
>>58117424
Russia is overall poor, but it's quite descent in big cities and awesome in our "capitals" spb and moscow
>>58117451
top old Russian man banter lel.
>>58116532
>>58116796
>>58116906
>>58116968
>>58117419
Is this what the average Russian male looks like?
>>58117520
More or less.
>>58117487
> tfw you will never romp through NYC with Danila listening to Nautilus Pompillus and beating up American 'gangsters' in a semi-autistic fashion
WHY EVEN LIVE
>>58117265
Russians like counter-strike, but they sort of got used to 1.6. Also we can rarely play on some other map than dust2
But I do play go now from time to time.
>>58117548
Please explain this reference
>>58117520
More like >>58117487
>>58117265
Not me
What happens on the Russian side of the internet?
You guys are almost China-tier with your Russian facebook and Russian 4chan.
>>58117597
no
learn2cinema pleb
>>58117597
Watch Brother 2, you'll get it
>>58117608
>You guys are almost China-tier with your Russian facebook and Russian 4chan.
Explain this, I don't get it
>>58117054
1) I have no drivers license at all
2) I had to fight only once, it was in army
3) I'm not drinking at all
4) -
5) wut?
6) and get obesity? no thx
>>58117597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhtKcysSb_s
>>58117599
I guess I have nothing to worry about then.
>>58117608
yes and we have rutube
>>58117662
Like how China has their own google and youtube, Russians have their own facebook (vkontakte) and 4chan (2ch) where they get up to all sorts of Russian stuff.
>>58117672
>I'm not drinking at all
Is it cuz you don't like it or you're just ЗOЖ retard vainly trying to delay the inevitable?
>>58117672
>it was in army
c дaгaми?
из зa чeгo пoдpaлиcь?
>>58117054
Are Anglos generally being snobbish towards slavs and count us as wild barbarians?
Would brit qts consider having sex with a Russian looking like Danila Bagrov?
>>58117054
1. More likely dumbly courageous, than technically bad, but result same, so yes
2. Not sure how much is a lot, but when it happens it considered to be normal, as long as nobody get seriously hurt
4. 2 or 3 times a week i get heavily drunk
5. Well he didn't show how often he was rejected, but you wil not get rapesued for pulling something like that, so feel free to try.
6. It would be easier to steal organs of some homeless.
>>58117608
> What happens on the Russian side of the internet?
Pretty everything the same as in fb and 4chan, except we have more pirate material (yet)
>>58117781
Yes
No
>>58117424
I'm not an American, i've never been to America, i have no American friends, so i have no exact idea what do you guys think about us, our country and our culture. I didn't even ask any of you personally.
But most likely yes. As i can judge from your media, from your movies and books, from the ameican people posting here and in other web-sites, you love to demonize your enemies portraying them as dumb and vile degenerates, non-humans inferior to glorious, kind, brave, wise and freedom-loving god-chosen American nation in every possible way.
>>58117781
>Are Anglos generally being snobbish towards slavs and count us as wild barbarians?
Yes.
>>58117834
Are you serious now?
>>58117834
>>58117857
motherfuckers
>>58117834
>>58117857
Is there anybody anglos not being snobbish towards though?
>>58117741
Oh, we'll we have those, yes. We use them, cuz very little russians know good english. Also, facebook is shit-tier unusable and doesn't even has free music.
Russians mostly use internet for social networks, games, studying and piracy, of course.
>>58117608
We also have our russian analogues of youtube, reddit and 9gag.
>>58117883
That's what happens when you live on an island.
You'll probably find that Japanese people also consider themselves superior to mainland Asians too.
>>58117925
>russian reddit
Cho?
>>58117881
This is exactly the kind of brutish behaviour that make we civilised Anglos look down on you
>>58117781
Only British, Murricans and Canadians imo.
Kiwis, Saffers, Aussies and Irish seem to be fine with Slavs. Atleast in my personal experience anyway.
>>58117608
>You guys are almost China-tier with your Russian facebook and Russian 4chan.
This is for your own good. Do you really want 70 million russians to flood your 1st world internets?
>>58117881
I heard Russians think you are gay if you smile as a greeting? Is this true?
>>58117925
>We also have our russian analogues of youtube, reddit and 9gag.
>9gag
You mean 2ch?
>>58117970
Пикaбy жe
>>58117947
Habrahabr жe.
>>58117773
no зoж, I just don't like alcohol
>>58117774
>c дaгaми?
Heт, c дpyгoй pycнёй. Кaкoй-тo пoлyблaтнoй, киcти/пaльцы в нaкoлкaх, вecь нa пoнятиях. Кaк oн вooбщe в apмию пoпaл? Чepeз гoд cлyжбы, кoгдa eгo зaбpaли в вoйcкa, дo мeня дoшли cлyхи чтo oн дaжe нe дocлyжил, eгo зaкpыли.
This fucking thread. We have rus general, you fucks. Ask your dumb questions there.
>>58117985
>>58118001
Bы eбaнyтыe жe
>>58117968
No, where did you get that one?
>>58117970
Pikabu and joyreactor.
>>58117947
>>58118001
пикaбy фишки нeт
>>58118019
Youtube comment
>>58118039
I saw one comment on youtube stating that Hitler wasn't right. Do you believe this too?
Never FUCKING go to Russia, I travelled there, was stabbed twice and robbed 3 times, worst fukcing place to backpack ever, Moscow is a goddamn corrupt shithole
>>58117968
no it's considered rude behavior
It is not accepted smile at strangers
>>58118090
>was stabbed twice and robbed 3 times
Are you traveled across Magadan or what?
>>58118090
Australia sounds like hell on Earth. I have heard the average Aussie gets bit by 5 different poisonous spiders a day.
>>58118086
I thought Russians didn't like Hitler.
>>58118090
axaxaaxxa, 'twas me who stabbed you axaxaxaaxaxa TWICE!!1
>>58117968
I heard Americans tend to smile even when they have bad mood, because they don't wan't to look like loosers or something. Is that correct?
>>58117781
Anglos (especially brits and ameicans) unironically believe they are superior to all other nations of the world.
>>58118090
t. little lying shit
If you were stabbed in Russia, you would have died. Beating the shit up is enough to rob some sorry cunt. But cold weapons are for the kills
>>58118139
NOICE
>>58118090
you probably smiling at the meeting
>>58117968
"Smile without reason is a sign of fool"
(russian proverb)
>>58118159
Yes this is 100% true. Americans are extremely superficial.
>>58118136
Yes, I'm just being sarcastic
>>58118090
>was stabbed twice and robbed 3 times
Actually it was part of "RUSSIA STARTER PACK + FREE HIV" that can you buy on the border of Russia.
>>58118173
Yeah silly me huh, I tried to fight back twice, that's where it got me. After the first time I lost about 400 dollars, then I had to hitchike, after I withdrew money in Moscow to try get to Finland as quick as possible I got stabbed outside the atm (in the arm this time).
The muggings left me unconscious, luckily they didn't take my passport/
Slavs are fucking subhuman
>>58118136
It's not like we didn't liked Hitler, it's just Hitler didn't liked us. Tragedy of unrequited love
>>58118192
>"Smile without reason is a sign of fool"
I agree
>>58118173
Why do people get stabbed in Russia?
>>58118165
Only in terms of culture and refinement. When it comes to girls, Russians are qtier.
>>58117968
I am always got bullied if I smiled to people on meeting. So yes, russians hate people who smile to them.
>>58118090
I wish they kill you.
>>58118312
Naughty Hitler
>>58118192
It says "LAUGHTER without reason", and that's a different thing.
>>58116879
>Do you want to get a cardiologist gf or what?
>>58118334
I usually don't smile at people for no reason. How did they bully you.
>>58118336
Why do you wish such things?
>>58118386
Nigga, this is not a wish. I just feel sorry that they don't kill him.
>>58118386
>How did they bully you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYdIyDLJpCY
>>58117054
>1) Are Russians bad drivers?
No, they just don't follow the law and because of it every bad things happen
>2) Do Russians fight a lot?
I haven't fight for 4 years. My friend who is an alcoholic fighting almost weak
>3) Are all Russians alcoholics?
50% of them are
4) How often to the Russians ITT drink? In England most people drink most evenings
I don't drink. My friends drink once or twice a week.
>5) Can anybody grab Russian tits? [YouTube] Russian Guy Grabs 1000 Womens Breasts (embed)
it's a meme video but I guess you can do it in moscow
6) Will you steal my organs?
To whom I can sell them? Our medicine is not so great to be ready to transplant organs in any moment
>>58117968
No, if you smile as a greeting we would think you're an american.
>>58117954
Thats cause we have a lot more in common with slavs than the others.
Also I outdrunk a ukrainian who claimed to be very good at drinking "wodka".
>Not sure if should be proud
>>58118523
Чoт кeкнyл
>>58118531
>Also I outdrunk a ukrainian who claimed to be very good at drinking "wodka".
I'm proud of you, m8
>>58118436
Fuck you
I found the far-eastern parts of Russia to be much better, as soon as I approached Moscow things started getting shit. Muscovites are cancerous
>>58118646
>an Australian in Siberia
somehow that is very, very funny.
>>58118646
>Crocodile Dundee in Siberia
my sides
>>58118473
So he walks up to the guy and pisses him off on purpose then runs away and cries for help?
>>58118764
no he smile and it's triggered them
>>58118563
Кeкнyл тeбe зa щёчкy, пpoвepяй :^)
>>58117054
>drink
Drinking here is not couple beers after work. If we go drinking, we get drunk.
>>58118838
Who was at fault, Camera man or chaser?
>>58118851
Пycтo :-(
>>58118910
gopniks
they beat him for smile and shooting
WORLD OF TANKS!!!
