tulips from amsterdam edition
cara
maisie
bewbs
>>58099622
how ugly
>be american
>go on /int/
>decide to go to the british general
ah yes, very impressive.
Kanker
>>58099691
howdy
fuck rasheeds
Death of the west
Is not just a jest
Keep importing pest
And die like the rest
Yay !
watching some baseball for free on the mlb channel
quite interesting
birmingham city council
women are nazis
fallen in love with the gf ffs
so vurry drowsy
nowt to do tomorree; any girls itt wanna copulate in public toilets? x
>>58099691
the to fair, if I were American, I wouldn't go to burger general either, absolutely horrific place.
>>58099419
been done before.
>>58099608
>virtual F1
>virtual
>not betting on REAL sport
life is a mystery
everyone must stand alone
I hear you call my name
and it feels like
home
>>58099613
you're betting on fixed odds, just bet on the favourite.
What should I dream about tonight lads?
I'm going to start lifting to gain some upper body muscle lads, I'm built like a fucking T-Rex.
>>58099723
lad in the middle looks like papa smurf lol
>>58099758
maisie
>>58099723
he looks like a fucking frog
>any girls itt wanna copulate in public toilets?
>>58099613
>betting on virtual horses
Why, when there's pretty much horse racing on at any time during the day? UK/Irish racing, then US racing then Aussie racing
I bet on horse and greyhound racing quite a lot, but not virtuals, that's just being retarded
>>58099723
What video is this from? Been looking everywhere for it
>>58099758
persecution dream where everyone wants you dead but you don't know why
anyone had lsd here?
Share experience
>>58099796
post belly
Business idea: never trust anyone ever because I've been betrayed too many times in the past
>>58099805
Samoan men are selfish lovers.
>>58099631
6"
>>58099774
Not enough to save them
>>58099835
Perfect
got in a fight with some gang members today
sustained my fair share of bruises but sent the lot of em packing with just a few well-placed plated knee strikes
>>58099828
Too far
>>58099837
That's not the point that was made, you shit licking Bogwog terrorist
>>58099818
You live in Leiden? My slag of an ex gf is studying over there right now lmao
What's it like?
>If Islam really bred violence you'd all be dead right now haahaahahahah!!!!
Is this the most infuriating meme?
i watched this yesterday
it's a great movie
>>58099860
we should start our own team of crime fighters desu
>make a ham sandwich
>absolutely ruin it by putting disgusting onion marmalade on it
for FUCKS SAKE
I can't do anything right
>>58099691
Now be kind, Cavalier was alright for a yank. He is the only yank that was any good however.
>>58099877
racist bigot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4PKzz81m5c
>>58099744
>call my name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGTZfanWYac
>>58099894
e woz a bent fuking nonce
>>58099891
Sounds nice desu
>Sourdough bread
>Thick smoked ham
>Mature cheddar cheese
>Onion marmalade
>>58099874
got a point tho
who has a small penis?
>>58099659
She is ghastly isn't she
>>58099857
I leak like crazy though
oi lads what's that song that goes SHE'S GOT ME DANCING SHE'S GOT ME DANCING SHE'S GOT ME DANCING AND SHE'S ALWAYS ONE STEP BEHIND *clap clap*
>>58099873
very comfy, very little foreigners for a city in holland and its a smaller amsterdam
what is she studying?
>>58099973
I do!
>>58099914
>>58099874
with the amount of muslims living in the uk you're more likely to be killed by a shark
but let's shorten those odds by inviting more muslims over haha
>>58099973
Asians
>>58099973
8.5x7 here
>>58099973
me willy is so small i pee on me ballex
what should I watch
>inb4 yify
small hard drive
>>58099902
there is nothing racist about london has fallen
>>58100030
submarine
lads I've been right swiping for a year and still no matches
I'm going to post my profile pic
Am I really that ugly?
If you know me pls don't post location
>>58100030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoFA16VRXEE
rockies v the reds lad
gonna be epic
>>58100030
The Prestige or Don't Be A Menace
>>58099979
Hot af
>>58100058
please be real
>>58100030
The Next Three Days
>>58099805
I have
only once but it was a large dose
have a good amount of experience with psychedelics though besides acid
if you've had shrooms before its not like that, its more of a 'digital' high verses the more organic mushrooms.
I mean this by how you "feel" during the trip
on shrooms your body overall just feels strange, like your nauseous but in a good way, your perspective is all over the place and everything seems to shine with a sort of trailing smokey radiance.
visions are not very concrete and more colour/feelings based
it makes you feel like just sinking into the earth and living there in the grass and dirt
LSD is very sharp and "fast" things are smooth but clear and steady, visions are fairly crisp and responsive, you feel more in control in general, like you're still 'you' but a stranger in a strange land rather than being immersed within that strangeness.
its also A LOT more powerful and things are far more alien but also more reasonable, while shrooms give you a more familiar, but also less focused world.
>>58099973
me and also have a hot gf
enjoying my half price dominos pizza lads, let me know if any of you want one
>>58100030
plebtacular selection
Posting minorities
>public transport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A40vIve0uk
>>58099741
Agreed
>plebtacular selection
>>58100116
set us one bruv
>>58099877
>>58100051
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b071t0kh
skip to 1:24
Fukin' hilarious review.
>>58100030
Fuck all them, watch Killer Joe
Good film
>>58100058
>google the image
>closest matches are people with half a brain missing
kek
>>58100058
loved you in skins
>>58100058
You look like you've shagged children ngl
Should I do it lads?
>>58100150
efferty jefferty
>>58100058
you're a 3/10
>>58100058
Maybe women dont want to be raped and killed at the same time
>>58099891
fuck off murderer
I see that stinking rat gypsy got BTFO
Fuck off back to /eire/
>>58100107
Have you ever done DMT?
That's what I'm really interested in cause I cba to commit to the length of time needed for a proper acid trip
>>58100171
nice hands bender
>>58100159
this was one of the first suggested photos for me
top kek
>>58100151
ok
will watch and review after if your still here
>>58100171
is that a novelty lighter?
>>58100171
you should get that finger off the goddamn trigger until you're ready to shoot REEEEEEEEE
>>58099958
No they don't. The Arab world tried that one against Israel three times and got insurmountably BTFO each time. If the gloves came off the white man could make the holocaust look like a bout of pest control.
>>58100171
Yes, sell me that browning
Does /brit/ read visual novels?
>>58100111
when i do a high five i always raise my left hand because i know most people are going to raise their right and i like our hands to mirror each other
nice trips btw
>>58100058
Style your hair lad
You look like you just woke up
meek old man fell over in front of me in the street today
helped him up then did a triple somersault and stomped his head in
without missing a beat then kicked his head back up with both feet and sprung up on my hands spinning 180 degrees to break his resolve with a blistering uppercut to the chin
finally ended him with an immaculately-timed jab to every pressure point simultaneously, called him an ambulance, insulted the woman on the line, and scattered caltrops on the road to sabotage the rescue effort before leaving
>>58100171
no it would be proper messy
>>58100171
looks fake
listening to old FIFA soundtracks and remembering happier times when I used to play FIFA with friends
ahhhhhhh yessssssss
gonna make toast
>>58100058
take a picture of you doing the banter sign
>>58100200
>I cba to commit to the length of time needed for a proper acid trip
then don't bother with psychedelics at all
they aren't for partying or having a "epic rad time"
>>58100255
not since preschool
>>58100058
Shave the fucking stach this minute and try some different haircuts.
>friends
What are those?
>>58100171
nice airsoft gun paki haha
>>58100234
But I am ready to shoot
>>58100241
hat and b8ed, my good sir
>>58100257
I always do a double high five in anticipation of people doing a left hand high five
>>58100263
Kek
>>58100058
>ib4 fake
horrendous
its not even that you're unsalvageable but this picture and whatever you're doing to yourself is just perfectly awful
>>58100301
They're for whatever you want them to be you fucking muppet
>>58100058
looks like he should be playing fullback for a second division side in the 70s
>>58100341
haha good lad Patricio
>>58100220
I'll probably be here until about 5am
About to watch a film myself (not gonna say in case some fuck tries to spoil it)
Just use the words "Killer Joe" in a post and I'll see it in the archive and have a look
Killer Joe
>>58100338
It's pointed at your laptop you dumb cunt, not your head
>>58100366
Klaus Kinski kills everyone at the end
lost another fucking tenner on fucking virtual shitty fucking horses fuck this algorithim rigging shite preventing me from winning fucking random number generation bullshite
>>58100171
can i borrow this
>>58100058
You look like Kev's older brother
My job is slowly giving me cancer
>eating noodles irl
love this gimmick ngl
>>58100058
not ugly but not good looking either, remember tinders for hot outgoing normies, you just dont fit the bill
>>58100426
Do you work in an asbestos plant hahaha
>>58100426
so you're the typical worker then
>>58100426
thankyou for your service
>>58100098
I am a real human being
>>58100159
What is this meme?
>>58100163
What's?
>>58100170
Why do people keep saying this.
>>58100187
I'm a gentleman
>>58100179
I'm a nice guy though
What sign is his?
out of snack-a-jacks
grilling a pork tenderloin for dinner lads
when is argos going to replace their in store catelogues and little calculator things with ipads?
I really miss her.
>>58100464
It's called bacon, yank.
>>58100413
sorry mate I won't be able to drop it over once im done with it
>>58100464
Fuck off to your own general, you tedious cunt.
>>58100474
When does Luther and Sherlock come out?
>>58100458
you look like alo from skins
>>58100474
argos still exists?
just blinded myself with a swift jab to each eye
>>58100171
take your fingers off the trigger and the slide? yes
i'm an almost yank-tier gun autist m8, don't test me
yes sainsburys upposed to be buying them i hink
>>58100357
I don't understand
>>58100437
Thanks
>someone posts a fittie
>looks good from the thumbnail
>open it
>it's a chink
>>58100474
sounds unhygienic
alisha
pay day niggas
imagine not being white
>>58100557
where
>>58100447
Near enough
>>58100562
what are self service checkouts
>tfw can't let out a fart because there's so many ppl around you
singles decides what i spend my first ever bennies payout on
>>58100578
im not supposed to be white but I look white
>>58100607
cocaine
>>58100603
unhygienic
>>58100576
>debt slaves
>>58100607
dragon dildos
>>58100607
tranny escort
>>58100574
12287
>>58100621
excellent post
>>58100058
FELLLA
the gf has turned invisible again lads
cheeky slag
>>58100607
Hookers and cocaine
>>58100616
Rasheed
>>58100616
are you the "white" guy with the paki surname?
>>58100623
what is money/books
>>58100576
>spend it all on getting pissed
>don't actually study
>get shit marks
>end up in a shit job
>still have to pay off your loan
>regret wasting 3-5 years of your life getting pissed
>>58100621
haha you certainly are a single arent you
very well i'll do what i must
>>58100654
unhygienic
who /limerick/ here
>>58100576
>getting extra loan
literal beggars plz leave
closed the bar for the first time lads
Must be decent at this shit :)
>>58100607
child support
>>58100653
possibly
>>58100658
hahahahaha
i once tried to summon a succubus after seeing a thread about it on /x/ desu
who /livesinapineappleunderthesea/ here
>>58100578
Scary thinking about it
iv exchanged my tinder profile pic to this
Will Update you in due course with my results
When is Hitler gonna come back from Argentina and save Europe? Been waiting fucking ages
>>58100665
No, he fucked off a long time ago
>>58100665
>being famous for silly poems
>>58100662
bad immune system detected
>>58100665
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BIOgO-sAHY
>>58100671
what you on about extra loan
Is working in a supermarket the most future proof job? No literal robot is going to be stacking shelves in my lifetime.
>>58100680
i have some bad news
>>58100711
great chebs
he's fucked it
he's absolutely fucked it
>>58100665
there once was an irish lad
i wanted to make him mad
so i met up with his mum
and fucked her in the bum
and now i'm his stepdad
>>58100721
No, I have a strong immune system from handling money/books and using self-service checkouts. They are still unhygienic. Like taking a shit.
>>58100701
why
>>58100725
That's not from Limerick lad. Limerick travellers are tough lads.
Who /dublin/ here?
>No literal robot is going to be stacking shelves in my lifetime.
Reminder that if you pay taxes you are funding your own colonisation by Mohammedan barbarians.
>>58100279
Why can I not find FIFA 2004's version of "Two months off" for sale anywhere?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9FYWFZVJPg
Kek at Motty :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9TWUUW4dFQ
>>58100426
>>58100598
fiberglass, acetate?
>>58100728
>self-stacking shelves
>customer self-service
>machine operating machines
nowhere is safe
>>58100726
the extra 185 is means tested i fort haha
>>58100737
Why are football refs such incredible faggots? No other sport puts up with that shit.
Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas.
Let's discuss ideas, /brit/
>>58100749
VERY good effort
>>58100783
that's the grant
rest is loan
the entire thing is means tested
like maisie desu
want to suck her tits
>>58100802
thinking about them beans
>>58100802
business idea: discuss people
>>58100788
because they want to be celebrities
see: andre mariner
>>58100279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w869Avr_fXI
>>58100729
what
>>58100770
>acetate
*acetone*
>>58100836
I want to drink her piss
>>58100555
shave the stashe (or grow out a uniform stubble
clean the hair up into something more flowy (I have the same hair)
you probably want it cut short on the sides and longer on top to hang a bit over your face and brushed to one side, so your head doesn't look so rounded but rather tall and angular
try to cut your eyebrows so they are straighter instead of arched like that
try lifting and working out to lose fat and build definition on your face more
also take a picture in different light, maybe from the side and further away not looking at the camera
with a nice shirt on
>>58100819
ahh okay i c, i stupidly assumed the switch to higher means tested loans and no grant was retroactive
Anyone read this lads
>>58100863
I want to eat her shit
>Reminder that if you pay taxes you are funding your own colonisation by Mohammedan barbarians.
>>58100836
I want to fuck her in the armpits
who /laois/ here
>>58100857
you are in fact a rasheed
might start supporting spurs
Didn't know who Davie Bowie was. Everyone was shocked he died. I thought he sang the Lion King son, but it turns out it was that other gay guy
>>58100876
they don't start the no grants thing until next year and i think it's only for new students too
>>58100908
Rasheed
Business idea: become a Mike Skinner-style cheeky wideboy geeza
who /balding/ here
not me heheheh
every time i have low self esteem i like to make fun of people who i consider less fortunate than myself
salli allah waleyhi wassallam
>>58100836
>his waifu is a feminist quasimodo
pathetic
fed up with women and sex
just cba any more really
>>58100759
It shows me in a more fun light where as the last one I was going for sexy
>>58100927
gotcha. sorry for failed bully
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ywAmo5IkI
Do you culchies have nothing better to be doing?
>>58100964
desu I have no signs of balding or even mild receding but I do have 2 grey hairs
I'm 24
>>58100985
you better be
well good morning
what's it like to have a willy in your mouth?
>>58100770
Concrete. Its a mixture of lime, mercury, arsenic and random chemical dust. Part of my job involves whacking these bins with a sledgehammer for hours every day.
>>58100993
wew lad
>>58101001
depends on the willy
>>58100993
w
e
w
Business idea: do a wank to sad photos of the Queen
>>58100578
howling
>>58100904
Laois was a good lad.
>>58101001
why don't you give your own a suck
women aging past 25 should be illegal
when i was a younger i would rarely, if ever, scratch my balls/ball region, even when i had a full head of pubic hair
but in the last year or two my balls have gotten a lot itchier. its not a violent itch, more of a gentle itch.
is itchy balls common?
>>58101006
>>58101021
>average trashy slag with a shit body
>wew
first day on the internet?
*goes to bed angry*
>>58101005
You Mungret or Co. Tip? Maybe I passed by there.
