This is a German-French friendship thread. Get fucked *nglos.
>Napoleon brought important reforms to Germany
>Burgundy was LITERALLY the best kingdom in human history
>I lost my virginity to a French qt while on exchange in Lyon
>>58080625
>a French qt
was she arab or black?
also, are you turk?
>>58080688
No she was white. Black hair with blue eyes. I'm an ethnic boche by the way, thanks for asking Vladimir.
>>58080625
I'll stay with my germanic brothers. :^)
>>58080625
Thanks. Germany is France's sister.
>>58080625
>prefers france over england
consider leaving my country soon
>>58080824
t. Kevin
>>58080889
based Pierre
Although I'd say Marianne > Germania
>>58080962
>preferring *ngland after Dresden
Kill yourself anytime.
>>58080984
t. M'baala Anon El-Ahmudani
Faggots to faggots, see you.
>>58081038
>preferring france after the whole of human history
maybe you should open a history book that starts before 1939
this thread went exactly as expected
>>58081066
Have a (You)
>>58081087
>implying France ever did anything wrong
>implying France ever genocided Germany on the same level the Br*ts tid
wew
>>58081183
ayy lmao
Brits literally fought the Germans in two wars
France has conquered German lands since the middle ages and killed loads of Germans in the process
We are not friends
>>58080625
>Burgundy was LITERALLY the best kingdom in human history
Louis_XI_smug_face.jpg
But yeah Germany and France are based <3
>>58080625
I was never attracted to Germany tb.h but I have nothing against you
I don't like the french
>>58080962
>he trusts the eternal anglo
>>58080625
>rooting for the eternal franco
I sure hope you guys don't do this.
>>58081653
Which ones tho
>>58080625
I'm posting in this thread and you can't stop me.
>>58081299
What? Ludwig so and so conquered Elsass but the eternal Anglo cucked >us out of our navy
Jeder Stoß ein Franzos'.
>>58081772
You're one of those faggot Wilhelm II cocksuckers, aren't you? GTFO.
>>58081720
All. They are horrible .
>>58081952
Bretons are okay uezs
>>58081984
>Bretons are okay
For foreigners maybe
>>58082089
Bretons and Corsicans are the only French people that aren't complete dicks tbqh.
>>58082089
Why not for French people?
>>58082152
I guess you must have met all the 65 000 000 French to say this, I'll just take your word for it
>>58081853
>worshiping W*lhelm II while being a Frenchboo
>German education
wew lad
>>58081759
CHI
Fuck anglos indeed.
They didn't let us destroy the german scum once and for all after ww1.
They destroyed Europe there, they destroyed Europe in ww2 and now they're destroying Europe with their love for refugee cocks.
Fuck this subhuman people
>>58082242
>worshiping W*lhelm II while being a Frenchboo
>German education
>wew lad
Are you refering to me? I don't see how that makes sense for what I said. Wilhelm II fucked us over by wanting too much and I still think the eternal franco is our erbfeind.
>>58082196
I don't dislike Bretons but the ones I've met were either constantly bragging about how their region is supposedly superior, or they weren't even from there but had shit like Breton flags on their cars because their grandmothers lived there, literaly muh heritage USA-tier. They also are supposed to be good at drinking but couldn't handle it.
That being said I must have met like 10 of them and never went there so I can't judge them all, but I don't understand all the "obsession" towards Brittany
>>58082363
You forgot how the scum also destroyed Rome
Germans are vermin
>>58082363
>implying you would have stood a chance against the German army in WW1 without Britain
>Germans
>not Turko-Rus rape babies
Keep joking, cheers for saving us at Waterloo xx
>>58082518
came to say this tb.h
>>58080625
>>Napoleon brought important reforms to Germany
>>Burgundy was LITERALLY the best kingdom in human history
>>I lost my virginity to a French qt while on exchange in Lyon
And... what did the Germans do for France? Or the rest of the civilized world for that matter? You know, other that incessantly fucking it over?
>>58082469
Sometimes, we need allies.
You know ? Philippe Auguste, Louis XIV, Napoleon...you needed help against them.
>>58082518
t. Sayyid al-Jamali
>>58082707
We gave your sorry ass Belgium during the congress of Vienna and you dipshits fucked it up.
but muh hereditary enemy...
>>58083197
Austria, you are Germany's severed penis
>>58082707
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_artists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German-language_philosophers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_German_inventors_and_discoverers
I'm sure the Dutch have contributed more to Europe though (kek)
>>58080824
france is germanic too you know