Int confessions threads
Let's go.
I'll start, one time my headset broke so I called in to get it replaced and obviously it was an Indian girl so I was masturbating while talking to her and felt a little too boisterous so I tried filtering really autistic while masturbating and her English wasn't that good so she just kinda laughed quietly while I said some very explicit things and then I came and I felt so bad about it all.
Jesus Christ. Anyone know feel?
>>58073921
Flirting* whoops.
Well?
/r9k/ with flags
>>58074075
Shut the fuck up Ahmed
One more peep out of you and I'll forcefeed you some bacon
>>58074075
this
>>>/r9k/
>>58074075
t. Rajesh
>>58074075
what he said
>>58074220
Normie get the fuck out
>>58074288
That's this whole board you retard.
75% is just shit posting and r9k threads, the rest is cancerous generals which make it seem more like a subreddit than anything
>>58073921
I used to work at a call center and your story sounds legit. However, I thought Canadians weren't as fucked up as Americans.
>>58074393
I felt so ashamed afterwards
I was saying some really autistic shit and grunting to this innocent Indian gril ;-;
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>>58073921
how the fuck do you get off to darkies?
I met up with a fat Asian chick and fucked her simply because she was Asian.
In my defence though her pussy tasted really good (sweet, sugary) and she sucked a nice cock, also didn't mind putting my finger up her ass while fucking her doggy. Always wanted to try it idk, some porn thing I picked up I guess.
>>58074686
>Germans
>>58074651
I-i didn't even know what she looked like...
>>58074718
But was her voice erotic and sensual?
>>58074524
What did you say? Specifically.
>>58074718
if you say it was obviously an Indian girl then you were visualizing an Indian girl lmfao you're disgusting
>>58073921
i never banter i'm happiest with sullen silence like the finnish guys on here and my personal space is as far as i can see
>>58074818
I was just horny senpai.
>>58074765
Not really
>>58074791
Something along the lines of "fucking her Indian ass" and I think I mentioned she's likely repressed sexually
>>58074686
Didn't matter, had sex I guess
My biggest confession is that I'm a dirty left-winger.
>>58074927
kek
can you do a vocaroo of it please
try to reenact it.
it might get you off again
>>58074981
N-no
>>58075110
Also how did it go?
"yeah umm hi i my headset broke"
"oh ok how can i help you?"
"yeah let me fuck your indian ass"
like when came the point you switched from headset to masturbating and dirty talk?
>>58074927
That's not specific. I'm sure you remember exactly what you said. Spit it out!
>>58075186
It was taking a while and I started watching porn while in the call, so I guess somewhere mid there.
It was really spontaneous and I delivered it pretty deadpan in hindsight.
Not my best moments for sure. Luckily I can always claim it was just satire and I was joking just to see her reaction...
>>58075241
It was a while ago
>>58074981
>>58073921
fucking Westeners, you should all burn
>>58075960
Yeah OK muhamed
>>58073921
"please note your call may be recorded for training purposes"
>confessions
Turkey is my mortal enemy but I am in love with anzu
>at work
>in room with several female legless, armless, headless mannequins
>nobody is around or will be coming round any time soon
>massage the mannequin as I undress it
>take off my trousers and start rubbing one out
>lay the mannequin down on a sofa and start to dry hump it while groping it's mannequin breasts
>continue for a while in several different positions
>cum all over where it's vagina would be if it had legs
>have to throw mannequin out because the cum stained it
>>58073921
I hate myself more than anything in this world, including child rapists and ISIS, but I know I'lll never have the courage to kill myself for good.
>>58073921
I once run over a kid that was crossing the street at night drunk and got the fuck out without helping him.
It was some kind of party in a bar and he stared running to the street. I tought he would stop but got him with the edge of the car.
I was afraid that I would be beat up by the ppl at the bar so I just got the fuck out.
It was about 3 to 4 years ago.
>>58077234
And by kid I mean someone old enough to drink, obviously. He was no 8 years old play on his velodrome...
>>58077234
Brazil in a nutshell
surprised you didn't just fire a round or two out of the window for good measure desu
>>58077299
Do you really think it would be a good idea trying to explaing to a drunk mob that it was their drunk friend fault that he got run over at 3 in the morning?
At least now I brought one of those russian dashcans. If this ever happens to me again, at least I will be able to prove that It wasnt my fault.
>>58077631
Elaborate
