In this thread we practise languages, rate others' attempts, banter with Irish people, chat, sing songs and play instruments, and basically anything else you wanna waste Vocaroo's bandwidth on.
>Obligatory English text to start, but please post other languages, and more difficult English texts, because that's the only way these threads get interesting!
There may be nothing winning, either for good or for bad in such a locale ; the daily lives of its inhabitants may at first sight appear flat as Salisbury Plain ; but, if we had power to strip off the outer covering, the shrouding domino of common-places—could we find out the hopes, fears, joys, sorrows, and struggles, which are not mere appurtenances of the human condition, but which spring immediately from a peculiar modification of life and circumstances...
>also requesting Alemannic dialects
/balt/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HNm94uIk8r
r8
>>58073686
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ttmVpunCjb
>>58073501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RCViaunWEu
Swedish:
Det stora oljemötet i Doha som slutade i går kväll, blev ett misslyckande för oljeproducenterna, som inte kunde nå en uppgörelse om en frysning av produktionen.
Officiellt heter det att Saudiarabien krävde att Iran skulle vara med på en uppgörelse om att frysa oljeproduktionen kring januaris nivå. Iran hade tydligt inför mötet klargjort att detta var uteslutet.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kxLH6WHrA4
>>58074209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WIYyzmbKKs r8
>>58074549
finland/10
it was hard to understand some parts, "i Doha" sounded like "Ida(g)"
you pronounce U like O
>>58073836
My mic's quality is a bit shit so some words are hard to hear, some of my friends also mentioned that during Skype calls. Will replace it soon enough.
And yeah, speaking too fast is also one of my weaknesses, I speak Turkish too quickly too, can't really help it. Thanks for the feedback man.
Here, have some Turkish text for shits and giggles:
Korkma, sönmez bu şafaklarda yüzen al sancak;
Sönmeden yurdumun üstünde tüten en son ocak.
O benim milletimin yıldızıdır, parlayacak;
O benimdir, o benim milletimindir ancak.
Çatma, kurban olayım, çehrene ey nazlı hilal!
Kahraman ırkıma bir gül... Ne bu şiddet, bu celal?
Sana olmaz dökülen kanlarımız sonra helal;
Hakkıdır, Hakk'a tapan, milletimin istiklal.
>>58074209
Really good, man. 9/10, nothing specific I could point out.
>>58074209
Which mic do you use? quality is pretty good.
>>58073501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ILsN0nYDYe
>>58074209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Ia1mS7kOPP
>>58076191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HWqOIjRAoW
>>58076354
Started off pretty good, but last 4 lines were hilarious. here's the pronunciation, albeit shitty mic.
>>58074388
>stormcloak
pic very related
Why is the little guy blue?
>>58076641
>>58076354
oops forgot the link http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YhR2aFvqfC
>>58076206
Noice
>>58076243
Just my laptop mic
>>58076354
Polse
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SP0s73OhhO
>>58074209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aBkvFcTyYj
>>58077267
bretty good m8 7/10
your melody is bretty good but it feels wrong at some points, hard to explain.
kunde -> konde
skulle -> skolle
no problem understanding
>>58077593
with kunde -> konde etc I mean that's an error you did
>>58073501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XC4L9xdhfP
>>58077634
Got it. Cheers.
>>58074209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DbHCmHg8Xp
>>58073501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tndDJN5j5u
I have no idea what I'm doing, just mimic how Swedish sounds to me
>>58079027
Oops, meant to post another link to another reply alltogether>>58074209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ImKoRBQjGN
>>58077198
are you from the caribbean?
>>58074209
I did my best Swedish impersonation r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hX945R2Ka1
Ja nenavizhu mir, gde muzh'ja odevajut svoih zhjon, kak prostitutok, vystavljaja napokaz vse to, chto dolzhno byt' sokrovennym. Gde net ponjatija chesti i dostoinstva. Gde zhenshhiny ne hotjat detej, a muzhchiny ne hotjat sem'i. Gde sosunki schitajut sebja uspeshnymi za rulem otcovskih mashin, a ljuboj, kto imeet hot' nemnogo vlasti, pytaetsja dokazat' vam, chto vy - nichtozhestvo. Gde ljudi licemerno zajavljajut, chto verjat v Boga, s rjumkoj alkogolja v rukah i s otsutstviem malejshego ponimanija svoej religii.
>>58079325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZJW8hMDDnO
>>58080472
>ljuboj
Don't you think that it would be better to write it like liuboj? "лиý" seems to sound closer to "лю" than "лью" or "лъю" imho
>>58080472
I tried, but this Latin transliteration is just too much of a pain in the ass to read. I need to go somewhere now. Maybe if you repost it in Cyrillic and this thread is still up in a few hours when I come back home, I'll try it again.
>>58081204
It would be better to just write it in Cyrillic.
>>58080472
>wtf iam reading ?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bYzZaFsSGN
>>58073501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yBIt0e4gky
>>58074209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qMbgIPCKbJ
>>58081316
Wow, pretty good, I thought noone will read this so good, and you are even able to properly put the emphasis in many words!
pls read
Pedro II (segundo) não era nem uma figura ornamental como os monarcas da Grã-Bretanha e nem um autocrata à maneira dos czares russos. O imperador exercia poder através da cooperação com políticos eleitos, interesses econômicos e apoio popular. Esta interdependência e interação fizeram muito para influenciar a direção do reinado de Pedro II (segundo). Os mais notáveis sucessos políticos do imperador foram alcançados devido a maneira cooperativa e de não-confrontação no qual ele agia quanto a interdependência e interação com interesses diversos e com as figuras partidárias nos quais ele tinha que lidar. Ele era impressionantemente tolerante, raramente se ofendendo com críticas, oposição, ou mesmo incompetência.
>>58081293
Я нeнaвижy миp, гдe мyжья oдeвaют cвoих жён, кaк пpocтитyтoк, выcтaвляя нaпoкaз вce тo, чтo дoлжнo быть coкpoвeнным. Гдe нeт пoнятия чecти и дocтoинcтвa. Гдe жeнщины нe хoтят дeтeй, a мyжчины нe хoтят ceмьи. Гдe cocyнки cчитaют ceбя ycпeшными зa pyлeм oтцoвcких мaшин, a любoй, ктo имeeт хoть нeмнoгo влacти, пытaeтcя дoкaзaть вaм, чтo вы - ничтoжecтвo. Гдe люди лицeмepнo зaявляют, чтo вepят в Бoгa, c pюмкoй aлкoгoля в pyкaх и c oтcyтcтвиeм мaлeйшeгo пoнимaния cвoeй peлигии.
>>58081704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dseMTh1XSl
>>58080472
I can't even read the fucking thing without speaking, without getting tongue twisted.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0szXOSQ0JVT
>>58084130
>
>>58077198
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SP0s73OhhO
>>58084634
There's a reason I didn't listen to it earlier.
You managed to get every single sound wrong.
>>58077198
What the hell on earth was that?
> in my native tongue of garlic
Kek
>>58084835
>You managed to get every single sound wrong.
I should've put more potatoes in my mouth.
>>58084997
Or fewer pairs of children's underwear.
>>58085072
That's only if I'm doing an English accent.
>>58084835
You should record the text so we can hear how an authentic Irish accent sounds:
aye, top o' the mornin' to ya, laddies.
it's a beautiul day here in dear old mother ireland.
and i would like to give my most sincere fack off to all you protestant saxon pricks.
600 fockin' years of english oppression, but soon the free irish republican army will blot out the stain of british occupation, and we will once again be a united ireland for a free irish people. and you saxon cunts can fuck back off to germany, or denmark, or france, or where ever the fuck you rapebabies came from.
askhakjsdh skdjfh urhg skjhgdkgj hdk hÉireann gargle
in my native tongue of garlic, that means
"O' beautiul Ireland, how pleasant are thee.
A land flowing with milk and potatoes, and magnificent for the eyes to see."
God bless Ireland!
>>58074209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JTADeU0PzJ
Don't ask why.
>>58085147
>>58085147
so you have children's underwear in your mouth?
>>58085209
like the miserable cunt is EVER going to have a bit of fun
>>58085359
>so you have children's underwear in your mouth?
>>58085147
>only if I'm doing an English accent.
u'know, cause... of the scandal... get it??
>>58085440
Well all that really means is that you've gone out to buy some childrens underwear(or stolen them which is even worse) to emulate muslims... Sounds a little dodgy m8
>>58080472
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZJkckID8UU
>>58085580
>>58085331
Did you take part in the recent fighting?
>>58085502
i knicked 'em frum ur sis's closet m8
>>58085728
well she is likely to have kid's underwear as she has a child... you're not making this any better m8
>>58085795
>well she is likely to have kid's underwear as she has a child... you're not making this any better m8
oh right i forgot, it's eeeeoyn who has the hot 17 year-old younger sister.
>>58085795
Why does your sister put underwear in her closet. Can you not afford drawers?
>>58085870
No, I don't.
>>58085723
Are you funding IRA?
>>58085870
>irish
>hot
How can one be so misguided. Brits are known for being pretty ugly, granted, but imagine rolling out the "girl" from the attic that nobody wants to admit is part of the family, then you're talking Irish tier.
>>58085908
in her 10m squared london appartment that already costs 2000 gbp a month, one has to save as much space as possible.
>>58085970
Say these easy magic words and the IRA shall rescue you
Tá an-chaint ar siúl anois faoin deachtaireacht a bhíonn ann Ceadúnas Tiomána a fháil tré Ghaeilge
Bu bahçede kimler bar
oyneng yar, oyneng yar
Erler birlen kizlar bar
oyneng yar, oyneng yar
Oynaskanga kiz yahse
oyneng yar, oyneng yar
bizge köre siz yahse
oyneng yar, oyneng yar
Etegim semalige,
oyneng yar, oyneng yar
Gül gonzalar acilsin,
oyneng yar, oyneng yar
Hay hay hanim yarimsen,
oyneng yar, oyneng yar
Ben menim sevgen yarimsen,
oyneng yar, oyneng yar
>>58086018
>2000 gbp a month
Is this expensive where you live?
If a girl is a qt3.14, Scottish accent makes her ten times qter
But it also goes other way around
>>58086023
Thanks chap.
>>58086127
for rural france? Yes of course.
For renting in London it's pretty average, of course depending on the area.
>>58086149
if that sentence made sense, it'd still be wrong.
>>58086273
Prove me wrong fgt
>>58086149
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ug3BCqd8h0
>>58086364
Have you learned to write properly yet?
>>58086149
>But it also goes other way around
If a girl speaks with Scottish accent, being a qt3.14 makes her accent ten times more Scottish?
>>58086436
I cannae unnerstan a wee weurd yer sayin
>>58086463
Probably that too
But I think you got what I meant
>>58086364
>>58085209
Come on mayne, do it. It'll be funny!
>>58086913
When I ignore you, it's because I'm being polite and don't want to say your humour is shit.
>>58076354
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ILsN0nYDYe
Narrator-tier as always. The only thing is that you didn't clearly say "to" in "power to strip off," but that doesn't really matter because it's just misspeaking which we all do. 9.5/10, great great great job.
>>58078169
You pace was off when you say "or bad in such a locale." Besides that it was pretty much flawless. 9.25/10
>>58079027
Really good. The way you said "not mere" was off, but besides that it was fine. +5 points for the nice Euro accent. 9.112/10
>>58081316
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yBIt0e4gky
Chef Jean-claude, 3 Michelin Star/10.
"Lives" should have a longer I, the way you said it was like "Leaves." Also both "appurtenances" and "peculiar modification" were mispronounced. Although tbqh, I've never heard the world "appurtenances" before.
>>58087003
lame
Dude you really need to try being more social. Lighten up a bit, have some fun bro.
>>58086570
If qt3.14 is a Scottish accent, being a girl makes it ten times more of the accent?
>>58087003
Why so serious ?
>>58087925
> ?
>>58087925
Wanna know how I got these scars ?
>>58088116
By being a fucking emo?
>>58088116
I'd self harm too if I were Irish
>>58088187
Goodnight guys.
>>58086023
I spent alot of time Anglising this one.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m4moz1jCqQ
>>58088173
You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it. Moulded by it.
>>58088187
Is that why you gave yourself a fat lip?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm2gb9hABpQ
What do you guys think of this kind of accent on a bitch ?
I want to hear some people doing a London accent. Any kind of London accent will do.
I'll attempt other accents with my faggot voice in exchange if people want
>>58089117
does it not count if you're from London?
>>58090190
Sure, say some shit, I'll try to guess what part of London you're from
>>58088688
>What do you guys think of this kind of accent on a bitch ?
I think she deserves affection and to be comforted from the world, not called a bitch. I think you need to learn some respect for women, Pierre.
>>58090253
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B9zllAk3Rz
>>58091137
Holy fuck you sound like a LOT of people I know
Haringey, maybe?
or somewhere a little more upper class
Requesting a bit of finnish:
"Mä huudan boy (boy)
Oot sä #finishboy
Ananastukissa ei tuloksii puntissa
Ja tatsii täs MSTF juntis
Mä kiljun girl
Ooks sä #finishgirl
Kummä kampil kuljin tuhlaan faijan rahoil huntin
Kuka?!
Miss(jotain)juntti"
>>58091208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bb0FYgVfLp
>>58091137
You sound weird
>>58091326
Yeah I should have guessed south.
the way you say 'yah' is a bit more fitting to south
I am fucking awful at guessing locations
>>58091332
Sorry that anything but monotone is alien to you, my friend :DDD
>>58091441
No worries lad. Let's be hearing you m8!
>>58091219
Wtf is this?
>>58091491
No I mean you sound different than usual
But if you're actually sober that might explain it
>>58091574
i-is it worse?
>>58091491
So I recorded myself and every time I hear my own voice I astound myself with my own faggotry jesus christ I want a new voice please.
I cancelled it.
I'll say something if you give me something to say m8
![[UNSET].png](https://i.imgur.com/mQnB05R.png "[UNSET].png")
>>58073501
pls no bully i have a snuffle
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RDzEm4dtx9
>>58091547
It's from a finnish music I found.
I have no idea what it means, but it sounds cool.
>>58091621
It sounds like you're pronouncing the nos and the don'ts even more British than usual
If that made any sense
I'm too tired
>>58091713
Y-You sound cute. Like one of those big russian man characters who are actually really gentle and nice to everyone.
>>58091853
He does, doesn't he
hahaha
it's pretty cute
Just recorded me reading a part of a light novel. Tried to do it in AmE.
Check this out. What particulary should I do to improve my lousy pronunciation and English skills in genral?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MeWlLpduo1
>>58091702
jeezus lad
just tell me a bit about your day
>>58091853
Luv u <3
>>58081704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wx63xaMe3S
>>58092011
I tried but skype autismed me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KBEcLGwskp
>>58091702
>I astound myself with my own faggotry
It honestly can't be that bad mate.
>>58092450
i just got skype'd, senpai
>>58092450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1i6hxHgRBO7
>>58092450
Sounds ukranian
No one read my finnish thingy :-(
>>58092557
I DON'T PUT MY VOICE ON THE INTERNET OK
I'm not even like this with strangers in real life. Just shit on vocaroo
But yeah, L4D with a stupid amount of mods is great. I made it so the Hunters are all Hitler
>>58092749
Nobody wants cute finnish boy threads, fag.
>>58092852
just read it
>>58092598
That's interesting
Probably shouldn't have separated all my words so much. I talk really fast usually so when I have to make myself talk for a purpose I end up doing it really slow
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bLYLGzpkFJ
d-did you guys miss me
>>58092598
Guys! Check this, please. >>58091947
>>58092948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hFbHYO7y6R
>>58091947
I'd say you probably need to improve your 'all' sound.
Currently you pronounce it like 'Oll' rather than 'awl' or 'ahl' (depending on the accent you're going for. awl would be more British, ahl, more Murican)
>>58092852
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0veTWIbYXmM
>>58093228
I want to save that
>'Ahahaha, you're so silly my friend'
somehow
>>58093303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ivv2LKL5ZX
>>58093371
Don't worry, I won't
say, "Little brother, it is going to be a long cold winter in the motherland, but at least we have each-other" ,please, though
>>58093259
>improve your 'all' sound.
Can you give me some examples of the words with this sound?
>>58093288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XFOn7oMdH5
>>58093259
By the way, it there a strong Russian accent on the record?
>>58093614
Are you 12yo?:DDDDDDDDDDD
>>58093507
I just kidding, you can do whatever you want
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19WsWwBuxmx
>>58085973
>I've never spoken to a well minded irish girl in my life and I'm using Brits as an example
Right.
>>58093633
*is there
>>58093823
not true tb h, but please tell me more.
Although, define "well minded" because the Irish are already born butthurt, you are the prime example
>>58093769
The only way I can do a Russian accent is trying to make it squeeky because I can't do a deep voice ;_;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wykZDmasFh
>>58093545
Hall, Wall, Ball, Stall, Crawl, Small
You tended to pronounce them 'Holl' or 'Boll' like you were saying the word 'Doll' (which admittedly, is hard to explain why its wrong because in certain accents they sound exactly the fucking same)
>>58093633
Yes, but I've heard stronger. Not too distracting.
I also noticed you said 'Performances' like 'Performancees' Try to shorten that last sound. Less like an actual sound and more like just forcing something to bridge the gap between the C and S. Like 'CIS'
>>58093951
>my opinion
There is nothing more to it lad.
>>58093769
Your voice makes me happy. I want to sit by a fire and listen to you talk to me about communism
>>58094032
well if you're talking about your opinion then it's blind speculation of my prior experiences
if you're talking about my opinion then it's be grounded in experience from every irishman/woman i've come into contact with and lets face it you, as on example ( admittedly just online), are easily the most bitter, salty, dull and frankly boring person i've probably come across.
No bully, tb h
>>58094269
>you, as on example ( admittedly just online), are easily the most bitter, salty, dull and frankly boring person i've probably come across.
You know you're talking to a different Irish poster, right?
>>58094171
Wow thats so fucking gay man, Whats wrong with you?
>>58094371
S-sorry
>>58094332
Kek only proves my point more that you are all as miserable and bitter as eachother.
>>58073501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11BVz5oymsC
>>58094004
Thank you for the answers. They are useful for sure.
>it's a Nigel takes on Ireland by himself episode
>>58094523
sometimes i think trump is more frog than an actual frog
>>58094424
You know posting reaction images doesn't make your banter any less shit, right?
>>58094523
Nigel harbours a grudge because he was caught watching his sister get fucked by an Irishman and the bloke beat the fucking shit out of him.
>>58094371
All western commies are gay desu senpai
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00WUh6XiCha
>>58094587
>implying it's banter
>>58094588
Go support bernie somewhere else commiefag.
Give me things to sing pls
>>58094697
Feelin the bern, Ivan :^) ?
>>58094738
Sing the second jojo opening
>>58094738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc
>>58094738
Tá áthas ar Aontas na Scríbhneoirí Gaeilge a fhógairt go bhfuil ár suíomh féin beo anois. Bheimis buíoch de dhaoine a bhfuil suíomh nó blag acu féin scéalta nuachta a chur chugainn agus nasc a chruthú linn. Beimid féin breá sásta naisc a chruthú le suíomhanna a bhfuil baint acu le scríbhneoireacht agus le healaíona na Gaeilge.
>>58094747
Feelin ur mom asshole froggy.
>>58094650
>implying it's banter
>thats him trying to insult
my sides.
>>58094848
>froggy
oo la la
>>58094615
Sesy <3
>>58094650
Cool post.
>>58094886
>stating something
>attempt at an insult
You can't help but turn something into an insult against yourself. Only proves the point further that you're a bunch of bitter buggers.
>>58095055
>You can't help but turn something into an insult against yourself
No, you.
>>58095101
>No, you.
Reaching, Tyrone. Reaching.
>>58094902
Can you attempt an English accent?
Say "I want some fish and chips with that, lad"
>>58095223
>Reaching, Tyrone. Reaching.
Don't make me laugh Abdul.
>>58095667
strong, robust banter.
>>58095734
>implying you're even worth the banter
>>58095339
No man, sorry that is 2 hard 4 me. I dont even learn english propetly. In shool i learn german (russians dont have to choose which language to learn cry cry ;_;). I learned it only frum subtitles for movies and games, just like most of russians here i guess.
>>58095818
So you can speak German, too?
>>58095782
> trying this hard just to have your say whilst the fellow bum boy backs you up >>58095848
Kek, I hope you guys stick around, you even make babs seem approachable.
>>58096017
>people are saying things I don't like, what absolute meanies
>>58095968
No, i only know some basic phrases. I am not even tried hard to learn it. Just doing enough, also no practicle at all and it was be like 6 years ago. So no.
>>58096102
> My country's history compells me to dislike this englishman, i shall never rest until he is ever so slightly perturbed.
One day, owen, one day you might.
>>58091764
Post it again and I fucking kill you
>>58096182
That's okay.
Your English is really good
>>58094846
i feel sad for you, no one ever doing your thingies
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TVWVhsphdo
>>58096220
"Mä huudan boy (boy)
Oot sä #finishboy
Ananastukissa ei tuloksii puntissa
Ja tatsii täs MSTF juntis
Mä kiljun girl
Ooks sä #finishgirl
Kummä kampil kuljin tuhlaan faijan rahoil huntin
Kuka?!
Miss(jotain)juntti"
>>58096319
Oh, you are too kind my gay friend.
>>58096411
Anything 4 u <3
>>58096213
>my country's history compels me to dislike these Irishmen, I shall never rest until he is ever so slightly perturbed
I can talk shite to Salam it's nothing special regardless of how many times you spout it.
>>58096445
you seem endlessly butthurt about something. Couldn't for the life of me think what that could be, though.
>>58096363
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tUZSILtWRt
>>58096354
You did surprisingly well desu.
You said suíomh wrong but the rest were fairly close.
>>58096363
L'Italia, proletaria e fascista, è per la terza volta in piedi, forte, fiera e compatta come non mai. La parola d'ordine è una sola, categorica e impegnativa per tutti. Essa già trasvola ed accende i cuori dalle Alpi all'Oceano Indiano: vincere!
E vinceremo!
>>58096602
teach me your dead language sempai
>>58096569
>replying is now being butt hurt
So your rectum must be roaring red lad, pretty embarrasing t b h.
>>58096649
The other Irish guy (>>58096445) is better than me desu
>>58096445
>>58096354
teach me your dead language sempai
>>58094438
...anyone?
>>58096667
Everything twisted into a slight. Ireland does it again :^)
>>58096731
Cant right now lad il be back in a couple hours if the thread is still alive I'll gladly give it a shot, if you're serious though keep practicing you did really well.
>>58096602
>>58096649
For reference
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q5ABaRiUiE
>>58096909
thats nothing like what i did thgouh
what the heck
>>58096967
It is at the start, the only one you really mispronounced was "suíomh"
>>58096790
>he implies constantly replying is me being butthurt
>avoids it when called out on his
Typical England, you can't swallow you're false pride but you can swallow pajeets cum.
Fucking typical
>>58096620
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wu3LYVaUas
>>58097037
guess you just speak way faster and that makes it sound different??
>>58097070
could you stop being so last century butthurt about the decimation of your population please
Remember when vocaroo threads were good and there were no irish/english people being gay cunts?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Vsqd1ZDvwL
>>58097106
>guess you just speak way faster and that makes it sound different??
Aye, probably. Here's slower.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0enq3CNeUu1
>could you stop being so last century butthurt about the decimation of your population please
Gaeilgoirí tend to be the most easily butt blasted. There was an Irish-speaking group that protested a 1916 banner by scribbling "35,000" over it because one of the people on the banner asked Irish people to volunteer for the b0ngs in ww1
>>58097084
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wu3LYVaUas
Not bad baguette, you have almost a South American accent I'd say.
>>58097169
Remember when there was only one Finn?
>>58097292
>a South American accent
Implying that's a good thing at all.
Turiet jūs, latvieši, savu valodu godā, un jums labi klāsies virs zemes. Jo, kas sevi pašu negodā, to arī citi negodās. Pats svarīgākais civilizācijas uzdevums – iemācīt cilvēku domāt.
>>58097280
neat
i also wish google translate had text to voice for irish
looking up how to pronounce junk is gay
>>58097357
It's not bad instead, much better than the retarded French intonation on the last syllable.
>>58097441
Kek.
>>58097337
It's not a club. You can trade dick pics with Niggel over Skype.
>>58097391
Goddamnit I love those long vowels.
>>58097405
Anyway, if you seriously want to learn Irish, I'd recommend Turas Teanga while the other Irish person sleeps. It's only maybe 12 lessons in MP3 format, just play it in the background or something while doing something else.
>>58081750
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06ficdWpPFs
>>58097507
>Turas Teanga
are there like any easy books that i could buy and read?
>>58094438
You have to speak up. You sound like you're trying to not wake your mom up.
>>58097507
No idea why I thought this was Turas Teanga
It's http://www.independent.ie/life/family/learning/learn-irish-with-liam-o-maonlai-26460087.html
>>58097552
There's a language learning thing on Piratebay, you can choose what to download from there. Harry Potter is in Irish, I think.
There was a book in Irish I saw in the bookstore the other day, but I can't remember the name. I'm going to pick it up on Friday, I'll give you the name then if you want.
>>58097754
I'd like to read something that was originally written in Irish not just translated to be honest
I don't like translated literature that much
so wauit what am i supposed to be doing now????
>>58097391
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GlJD49Qq7n
>>58094846
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZkRUwgnGL3
>>58096620
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VpSVOXLWUr
>>58096220
>>58096599
WHATS WRONG? WHAT DOES IT MEAN! TELL ME!
"Mä huudan boy (boy)
Oot sä #finishboy
Ananastukissa ei tuloksii puntissa
Ja tatsii täs MSTF juntis
Mä kiljun girl
Ooks sä #finishgirl
Kummä kampil kuljin tuhlaan faijan rahoil huntin
Kuka?!
Miss(jotain)juntti"
If any Russians are still online, r8 this >>58097514
>>58097839
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VpSVOXLWUr
Not bad Polish bro, have you studied Italian?
>>58097839
Post something to say
>>58097812
Overall did very good, bonus points for trying to pronounce the long vowels.
>>58098224
Thanks
You make good bread and sell good canned fish
>>58073501
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rmmv8b7lYS
>tfw read shitloads of engurishu texts
>tfw cant read a single sentence
>>58097993
Actually, no. I've read some Italian in these threads before so i know how it goes.
>>58098072
Co najmniej szesnaście osób zostało poszkodowanych w wyniku eksplozji bomby, do której doszło w poniedziałek w autobusie w Jerozolimie - poinformowały źródła policyjne i medyczne. Zarówno służby bezpieczeństwa, jak i władze miasta przyznają, że doszło do zamachu.
>>58097808
Cré na Cille comes to mind. It has never been translated to english. Not exactly easy though.
>>58098592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tuN6ynnpkn
>>58098690
are there no kids books?
or just simple literature
>>58097844
You were told not to post that again.
>>58098832
Fine. I'm sorry. I just want to know what it means.
Google won't translate the whole thing.
The lyrics are from this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_K5HLxt2Yos
>>58098699
Simply flawless.
>>58098690
Mind r8ing Irish >>58097839 ?
![free-shrugs[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/z6uQFYx.jpg "free-shrugs[1].jpg")
>>58073501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ApTICP6f5o
>>58098746
I'm not very familiar with stuff written solely in Irish tbf.
Most of the books are actually just kid's books.
However http://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/58094533/ there's some people here trying to learn the language/speaking it.
There's also a Danish man who posts in /eire/ who has been learning, if you see that general pop up, you can ask him how he learned.
Requesting some cute japanese
"Atashi-wa (your name) desu. Anata-wa?"
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xbZKwXhKur
![tumblr_msov3bp4Dq1s9559qo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S4rJcFs.jpg "tumblr_msov3bp4Dq1s9559qo1_500[1].jpg")
>>58099464
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WobG5kzCB4
>>58099826
W-what? Translate plox
can I bump?
>>58101506
post some portuguese?
>>58101698
Caiu a máscara de Jean Wyllys. Ele é o intolerante, uma pessoa cheia de ódio dentro de si. De fato não representa homossexuais e nem minorias que tanto respeito. Vamos representar no conselho de ética e tomar outras medidas, até porque o deputado diz não se arrepender e poderá fazer de novo. Lamentável e incoerente.
Here's a reading of (part of) the Wikipedia article on Galileo's paradox.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0le3lI7bG8V
Rate my accent, tell me how to improve it, etc.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zp4Ns2C.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V73ixvG2LF
>>58101698
Negrinha era uma pobre órfã de sete anos. Preta? Não; fusca, mulatinha escura, de cabelos ruços e olhos assustados.
Nascera na senzala, de mãe escrava, e seus primeiros anos vivera-os pelos cantos escuros da cozinha, sobre velha esteira e trapos imundos. Sempre escondida, que a patroa não gostava de crianças.
>>58101790
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0K72Pgwfsfx
>>58102574
This is beautiful.
Best sleep of my life incoming.
>>58103359
Glad to be of service!
>>58104236
damn, that set up.
Are those mx reds?
Which mic do you use for what?
>>58104349
The t.bone SC 450 behind the wind screen is usually used as a room/ambiance microphone,
The MXL 990 with the pop filter is for vocals and the bottleneck chinese knockoff is for guitars and various instruments.
And yeah, thats a MX red keyboard, still havent gotten used to the damn switches yet, even after owning it for a few years now...
>>58104677
noice.
It is a little bit weird to not have to press the keys all the way down.
That chair looks really comfy, but I would stick to that like crazy in the summer.
It's so interesting to see people's rooms.
>>58105225
One positive aspect of having your stuff set up in a basement is avoiding said problem, oh, and getting to sing horribly in the middle of the night.
Despite our relatively pseudo-anonymous freedom, we rarely take the bold initiative to truly express ourselves in our own self-fashioned idiolect.
The following is a brief foray into the unprecedented.
***
Xelo & well-met, mine friends-to-be-or-not-to-bee (or to W.A.S.P., for that im/matter!).
(En)during this stream/river/lake/ocean of con-scious-ness (with-knowing-ment), Eye
wood\metal\fire\fire\water overcome (over-arrive (sur-arrive (survive)) the(seus') shackels,
(s)hovels, and decadent ten-toothed lures of Hivemind(less) con-form-ity (with-shape-ness).
Eye in/outvite You to ex/peer-science the manyfold joys of this orig(inal)ami of textus hold'em closely and tell them every day that you love them because like all mortals they will one day die.
