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>european """"""""""military"""""""""""
>american shooting range
>>58068326
Fucking germans are still using LMG's from WWII. what the hell
<make way for the mighty hussar
>>58068931
10/10
>>58068931
holy fug
>>58068931
MOM GET THE CAMERA
>>58068931
WHERE IS THE ALOE
>>58068931
DELET THIS
>>58068931
>amerilard tries to act badass
>gets rekt
>>58068326
Used to drive them when I was 16, they're lots of fun
>>58068981
If it isn't broken, why fix it? Those MG-42s cooked more burgers than McDonalds.
>>58068931
Noice
>>58068931
if sb posts this in r/4chink i just want to say
#BRINGMOOTBACK
RRRRRREEEEEE
>>58069539
Already posted it senpai :^)
>>58069567
That was fast desu
>>58068931
Russia you are my greatest ally
>>58069601
psssh, posting that fast is nothing for a reddit intellectual like myself *tips fedora*
>>58068931
This is probably the first time I've laughed so much at a 4chan post
>>58069693
that joke has been made everytime in these thread, wtf u new or somtn
>american aircraft carrier
>American bombing range
>>58069644
Don't be silly, Uruguay, it's Slovenia, not Russia.
>>58069435
small and somehow cute
>american education
>>58069981
picture's fake, she hasn't accidentally shot him yet
>>58068931
I always think of Britney Spears' "Baby One More Time" music video whenever I see an American school hall like this
American intelligence
>>58068931
cant wait to show this to my friends after it gets uploaded to reddit
>>58070076
holy fuck i cant breathe
>>58070111
good triple
>european culture
>>58068931
pls explain
>American skydiving site
>>58069181
Initial D: German Black Forest Stage?
>>58070182
>ideal european society
>>58070275
>american """""""""""""society"""""""""""""
>>58070275
>ideal american society
>It's an america gets roasted thread
>>58068931
Absolute madman
>europe
>it's a yuro circlejerk over old and stale """"""banter""""" episode
>>58068931
slovenia thinks it's australia or some shit
>DESIGNATED
>FREEDOM
>ZONE
>>58070494
>can't handle the banter
unsurprising tbqh
>>58070502
>european bill of rights
>>58070213
are you literally retarded
>>58068326
Just put us out of our misery
>The free speech zone at the 2004 Democratic National Convention
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
>be american
>get circumcised
>get shot
>get fat
>get dumb
>get nigger'd
>get mexico'd
>get cucked
>get $100,000 healthcare bill
>get tipped
>>58070502
>>58070539
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>58070482
LITTLE
>>58069465
kek
>>58070147
>Russia
>Europe
>>58070588
BY THE DIM KEKSHED'S LIGHT
>>58070616
>be australian
>100kb/s max download speed
LOL
>>58070502
what does this sign mean? Where and why would you limit amendments?
>>58070482
Eu is smaller but has more culture and civilization that all us states together
>>58070650
>expecting Americans to know basic geography
Give them a chance mate
>Falun Gong protesters inside a fenced-off free speech zone at the 2000 Presidential Debate at Washington University
>fenced-off free speech zone
>>58070704
>b-but muh constitution
>muh freedoms
This Americans can't handle the banter meme has to stop, since the Euros here can't handle the banter for shit. It's pretty cringy.
>>58070664
>Amerislams
>>58070147
>Russia
>Europe
America, I love you
>it's a banter thread
I don't mind taking a few punches to make the little guys feel better.
>>58070814
Mate, fuck off and take your toothpaste-tier flag with you. This shit is hilarious
>>58070814
They started a bant war and lost m8. Can't change that.
>>58070867
>toothpaste-tier flag
Underrated
step aside for superior italian weaponry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFeWt2blLNQ
>>58070979
Yours is too mate
>>58070831
> The little guy
Larger population and GDP CryingWithLaughter.jpg
>>58071010
i dont mind, still funny
>american infantry fighting vehicle
>>58068931
lol
Because America is the only country with school shootings
>>58071020
>it took an entire continent teaming up to defeat us
L O L
O
L
>>58071020
BURGERFATS ON TACO WATCH
>>58071020
>europe has to team up just to equal the US
Top tier keks.
>>58071075
>states
>>58071062
Yeah, 2bh. And that is why you are ruining legal weaponry in other countries.
Other countries with lax gun laws like Norway and Czechia don't have as many school shootings per capita.
>>58071075
>mfw America consists of several states that get along less than European countries
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>58071010
Yours is too mate
>>58071100
How the fuck do you quantify "number of school shootings per capita"? It's not like owning a car or having a kid.
>>58071075
>USA consists of more states than the EU
holy kek
>>58071075
>entire continent
eu isnt europe
but yea
>>58071159
Yeah but it is fucking retarded in your country. Eevery 3 months there is another shooting.
That is why a lot of people in Yurop are against loosening gun control. So another thing the US ruins for the rest of the world.
>>58071020
>An entire continent vs 1 (ONE) country
This euronigger damage control.
>>58071159
Well you can measure it in terms of people killed by guns in schools, and then divide it by the population. Or measure the amount of shooting incidents with deaths in schools, and then divide it by the population. that's how per capita works
>>58071020
>using the EU as an argument against other countries
fucking kill yourself, seriously
>>58071159
>>58071159
>How the fuck do you quantify "number of school shootings per capita
easy
>>58071228
tbf we are a "union" of states
>>58071213
No joke, me and about twenty or so others place bets on American shootings. One month, two months and so on. I won about 80 quid when that reporter got shot on live tv
school shootings are a good thing
if it continues in 1000 years all americans will have bullet resistant skin thanks to evolutionary pressure
>>58071274
>european union
>>58071159
why are ameritards so retarded
>>58071162
the EU is not something you should be comparing to US and it never will be, you bulletheaded sausage sodomising continent-ruining filthy kraut. Fuck off.
>>58071020
A good bit of our GDP is funneled into foreign aid for the EU and the rest of NATO, take that away and your economy would deflate like a wet fart.
>>58068326
Why spending a lot of money in military when you have the USA to protect you. Germans are rights to spend nothing in military.
>european concert
>>58071355
>the UK will vote to stay in the EU
>>58071125
I don't know if you apply toothpaste orthogonally to your tooth brush, but by that fucked up logic yours is too...
>>58071455
why do you continually keep saying "European" as if any of us are supposed to have some sort of more significant emotional connection to things that happen in France than you?
>>58068326
>flip """""""""""""""military"""""""""""""""
>>58071520
considering you sent hundreds of thousands of soldiers to save france from le ebil nazis i would say you have an emotional connection
>>58071562
we war u
>>58071562
Jesus Christ have they never heard about spacing?
>>58071584
uh, and America didn't as well?
are you using a proxy or something?
>>58070664
But Allah literally means God in Arabic.
I'm more bothered by the fact that the school recited the pledge in a foreign language.
>>58071584
Considering the French won your revolution for you, I'd say you're retarded
>>58071584
you are so fucking stupid it's actually hilarious.
>>58071647
>won
More like ended it. Maybe you need to brush up on your american history.
>>58071636
yeah no shit idiot, but we're not in denial about it like you seem to be
>>58071431
its like 1%, and thats total foreign assistance
many cunts can't handle the banter today
>>58071728
Plus I don't think it all goes to the EU
>>58071683
what in the actual fuck are you trying to imply by saying there is a difference between winning a war and "ending it" with a victory? I am so fucking confused by your posts.
>>58071695
again, what the fuck does this even mean? Are you implying that the UK is "in denial" about the second World War happening or something?
>>58071695
in denial about WW2?
What
>>58071781
>brits in charge of understanding their own language
>>58071781
As in, it would've dragged on for another few years before the brits had given up. For a bong, your reading comprehension needs some work.
>>58071780
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_foreign_aid#Recipients
Yea exactly, EU isnt even on there
>>58071856
>As in, it would've dragged on for another few years before the brits had given up.
>source: my butthole
>>58068425
>>58068347
>>58068326
>>58068381
hahaha aww are they pretending they have a military again?
>>58071898
We're both ass pulling at this point, man. Get back to bantering.
>>58071820
>>58071781
in denial about your "emotional connection to france" considering you sent tens of thousands of your people to death to save them
>>58070482
even if you don't consider Russia as part of Europe, it's still 500 millions
>>58072105
stop it, when you compare a continent to their country you only inflate their already swollen egos.
>>58072073
my point was that there is no reason why a British person would have a greater emotional investment in France than an American would, and you're only proving my point.
>>58070482
>texas
>>58068461
>kuvatON
>>58068326
I dont understand why anyone would be proud of their country having a big military, please explain yourself. I dont want to see tax money wasted on useless shit.
>>58070482
>implying
>>58072073
senpai we have a very long shared history and are close allies today of course we have an emotional connection
The other guy was just putting up his banter shields
>>58072265
Having a big military seems more important than actually fixing domestic problems
>>58068931
>yuropoors get BTFO
>one of them brings back a 2/10 copy/pasta in self-defense
>yuros pretend this was a major shitpost victory
>>58072441
read the rest of the thread
>>58072265
it prevents your men from turning into beta cuckolds
>>58072511
I guess you should invest more money in your military, then.
>>58068931
>USA will stop paying for Europe's defense in your lifetime, and their memey welfare states will collapse as they have to drastically increase their military spending
>>58068931
tip top kek
>>58072637
Nice
>>58072637
good idea
>>58068931
Now that's some real Banter
>>58071075
>t. literally compares EU as a whole to America all the time
>>58072637
ayy, drones will replace all those fatasses soon enough 2bh
>>58072733
>implying Norway isn't a social democratic welfare nation as well
>implying it will matter anyway since Europe won't be white anymore
>>58068981
And Murrica still uses a HMG from WWI. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
>>58070650
Russia is better off than europe, atleast they control their muslims.
Enjoy your sharia law Hans.
>>58072879
>implying I'm not an American leeching off of Norway's generous welfare system
>implying I care about this country at all
>>58072249
>AusTINYa
>>58069981
You are unironically correct.
>>58071003
tremble in fear for the Ciao cavalry is coming.
>>58071075
>a far smaller landscape has a bigger economy than you
>>58068326
>country or region
>something unflattering implied about that country or region
OH HAHAHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S FUNNY! OH GOD MY SIDES XDDDDD
>>58073089
>a far smaller landscape
What was that?
>>58073255
Russia isn't in the EU you fat retard
>>58073089
>several thousand year headstart
>still barely keeping up with country ~240 years old
>>58073255
>burger actually think Russia and Ukraine are part of the EU
>american education
Your country has twice the surface of the EU faggot
>>58071228
You mean against fifty
>>58068931
sikk
>>58070372
>British "culture"
>>58078365
Raping kids is actually a part of British culture though, so it isn't funny
>>58071020
>>58071121
>>58071162
>>58073089
>Be European
>Continent ahead of others by thousands of years
>Have almost twice (510 Million) the population of the US (200 million more).
>Beat US economy by only 1 trillion.
>Be proud about it
EuroKEKS PROUD!!!!
EUROPEAN """""""""""""""NATIONALISM""""""""""""
>>58078365
Lmao, there's plenty of paedophilia in America too mate. Your authorities just don't care as much.
>>58079841
>dumbfuck american thinks there are 510 millions people in the EU
>>58080222
>pedophilia
That isn't the issue man.
>>58068931
Came here to witness something, witnessed it
>>58080274
FRENCH """""EDUCATION""""""
>>58068931
must contribute a (You)
>>58068326
I want this here thing when the zombie apocalypse break out,
my qt gf behind the wheel and me on the macheen gun
>>58068931
anti americanism has hit a new level
>>58070616
and
>president's house was gay'ed
>>58068931
B T F O
T
F
O
>>58079841
Tbf, part of the EU is literally composed of 3rd world shitholes. But then agains so do parts of the US
>>58070616
>be amerifat
>can't collect rainwater
>can't sell milk
>can't fuck 16yos
>can't buy a beer under 21
>>58068931
One more (you)
>>58068931
savage my man
Lel
thats true
>>58083221
>>58082843
>>58082509
LMOA SO EPIC )))))))))))))))))
![86480832-man-in-wheelchair-watching-television-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wrbOYyh.jpg "86480832-man-in-wheelchair-watching-television-gettyimages[1]")
USA USA USA
http://dailycaller.com/2015/10/14/pentagon-could-be-shredding-docs-about-female-rangers/
>>58071262
>live in New Hampshire
>No gun laws
>lower crime than Old England
Smugpeppy.jpg
>>58068931
WITNESSED!
>>58084062
This is the original video.
Not Americans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXmVSPqfS9E
>>58084229
Get down on your knees and show appreciation for allowing you to be on the map
>>58084356
>allowing
>>58084691
Yes, allowing, you exist because we allow it
>>58068931
9/11
>>58084356
Bring it on, Ahmed.
>>58085292
>civil war
>won
No shit Sherlock
>>58085292
>Civil war
>Win
Can you lose a civil war?
>>58085392
You can.
>>58085392
>>58085370
Yes. Dissolution of the Union, and secession of the CSA.
>>58082509
underrated post
>>58085292
WW1 and 2 weren't only ''american'' wins
>>58086272
No. But the US was heavily involved.
Especially in the pacific region.
WWII isn't just europe, m8.
>>58085292
Beirut and Somalia aren't even wars per se.
They were small engagements, that really don't deserve a place in the chart.
The only war, the US can say it lost was Vietnam.
>>58086337
i know m8.
but in the pacific it wasn't only Americans.
m8
>>58086489
The only real battles were US engagements, desu.
Australia, UK, and Russia did good and all. But it didn't matter.
The US did the real heavy lifting.
>>58068931
5/7
>>58069846
underrated
>>58086571
>russia
The fuck are you saying russia did way more than the US in the war
>>58068931
another you
>amerifat landing strip
>"it wuz stealth i swear"
>>58068931
Right in the butt
>>58068981
>american ''''''''''''''''''''''intel''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>58073409
Because you were founded by the countries with the head start, beforehand you were a bunch of tribal fuckboys still drying heads and praying to totem poles.
>>58086698
We're taking pacific here pedro.
>>58068931
It hurts to chuckle this hard oh god
>US military budget is 637 billion
>"we pay for europe's welfare"
>>58086997
Pacific theater had no effect on anything. Pretty worthless тбх.
>>58087275
Really? beating Japan and putting bases, had given the US a pretty good ability to contain any emerging power like China and Russia in the pacific Region. So, for the US it has been very good.
Has anyone screencapped this btw? Top banter
>>58082509
>>58080694
>>58068931
>this thread
>>58087399
>The Soviet entry into the war and the defeat of the Kwantung Army was a significant factor in the Japanese government's decision to surrender unconditionally, as it made apparent the USSR would no longer be willing to act as a third party in negotiating an end to hostilities on conditional terms
Your welcome btw.
>>58088019
Yes, we all worked together. But strategically, the US did everything in the pacific region.
The kwantung army was irrelevant to the US struggle. Those troops were stuck in the mainland and had no way of getting back to japan and fight for their territory. In an Invasion scenario, The Kwantung army would have no effect in the outcome.
Nonetheless. Yes, The Soviet declaration of war served as a wake up call to japan, that there was no hope. They had already lost. The Soviets only clarified that.
>>58070226
underrated
>>58088309
>US did everything in the pacific region
That's because Pacific theater was pretty much irrelevant to Europe. Japan didn't dare to attack USSR, so USSR didn't give a shit about it either. That's all I'm saying.
>>58088139
Don't be so angry, you'll shoot up a school or something
>>58068931
kek you showed him
>>58068931
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo DAMN
>>58088512
I wouldn't say that it was irrelevant. But sure, it wasn't that big of a deal relative to what the europeans were doing.
The point is that the US was a key player in both theaters.
>>58068931
savage
>>58069981
nothing wrong with pic related. Are you afraid of guns Ahmed?
>>58088780
>participation
If it appears that it came out of nowhere, it's because I was originally replying to a comment made by a danish anon, and went on from there.
>>58068931
I have literally never seen a school with lockers.
probably the saddest circlejerk i've seen in a while
I guarantee every yuro in this thread came here from reddit about 4 years ago
>>58088987
have you been at school ?
>>58089097
>implying there is anything wrong with being from reddir or actively using reddit
thats why youre a 3rd world country
>>58089097
>circlejerk
Someone here obviously comes from Reddit.
>>58089148
I guess there were lockers in the gym for PE but never in the hallways. What's even the point?
>>58068931
DELET
>>58070226
Funnier than the school shooting meme desu
>>58089205
thanks for helping my point
>>58089208
term has been around since before you got your first upvote Dakota
>>58089368
It's not used here though.
>>58069846
God fucking damnit that hurt
>>58068931
Replying to epic post
>>58068931
getting my (You) in
>>58068931
APEX OF KEKS
>>58070226
FUCKING DELET THIS SHIT
>>58069846
I kek'd
>>58082277
>>58082843
This thread holy shit
>>58089907
Pretty good, Poland.
>>58068981
And yet we're still using the Ma deuce you retard.
Besides, that's an MG3 not an MG42
>>58089519
Whut? Circlejerk is part of daily American lexicon, it's not restricted to one website or another.
>me and my fratbros circlejerked each other and the last to finish had to eat the cum! lol what a FAGGOT
>the Orthodox Circlejerk is composed of Serbia, Russia, Grease, and Armenia
MURIKANS ARE FAT AND RETARDED
>>58090017
I hear bad things about the new A1. Too bad, a quick-change barrel and fixed headspace seemed to be the answer to 50% of issues with the thing
>ITT /k/
>you will never be american
>>58068931
WELL DONE, COMЯADE.
>>58072441
>2/10 post
>50 (you)'s
>>58068931
Witnessed
>>58083656
>NH
>no gun laws
....
Go buy an auto please
>American Fascism
Americans are not, and have never been white.
These dubs confirm it.
>>58070147
We are not european, Billy.
>>58085292
>Iraq war
>win
>>58090634
Hey, your goal was to permanently fuck them up. Mission accomplished.
I don't quite recall what they did to you tho
The real American weapon
>>58089205
(You)
>>58068931
Goddamn
>>58089205
HAHA THIS SO MUCH XDDD
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
>>58090747
Opposed us
>>58070372
>ideal british society
>>58090493
It's not illegal, it's just heavily taxes to discourage.
Learn your own laws, please.
>>58068931
Fucking burned.
>>58090994
I don t tell lies
>>58089205
>thats why youre a 3rd world country
>United Caliphate
pick both
>>58091264
They're not even that heavy in NH either.
>>58068931
/thread
/catalog
//int/
>>58091047
>>58070664
Allah means God in Arabic, are Americans retarded ?
>>58085292
Nobody won the Quasi-war
>>58091611
Do you really need an answer
>>58069537
file name
>>58069914
just like your penis?
>>58070867
>toothpaste-tier flag
all my keks
>>58068931
SO REKT
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