Who here /MISCHIEF/?
>I don't clean up after my dog
>I shoplift
>I run red lights and stop signs
>I sell stolen shit sometimes on CL
>I litter
>I smoke weed in public sometimes
>some other shit
What about you /int/?
How do you strike back against Normies and Roachies?!
>>58061265
>>I litter
wew lad delet this
>>58061305
Call the cops nigguh
>in fast food joint
>ask for a cup for water
>got soda instead
>have gf for 4 years
>she had no idea she was a practice gf the whole time
I have sex in public on campus with hot girls from my uni
Fight me fucking memeposter
>>58061440
Nice senpai
Nothing to fight you over that's commendable.
This one time I saw homeless man sitting by himself late night nobody else around. I go kick him until he almost dead and run away
I purposely make small talk in public with people who look like they post on 4chan complaining about normies lmao they never know how to react
>>58061465
>This one time I saw homeless man sitting by himself late night nobody else around. I go kick him until he almost dead and run away
Good job tecak.
Doing God's work. Lmaoooooooooo
>>58061470
You're a pawn in my game
>Date cute liberal girl with a big heart
>She has no idea I'm racist and hate Muslims + Jews with a burning passion
kek
>>58061265
You are the normie and the roachie whatever the fuck that is.
>>58061541
>>>58061265 (OP) (You)
>You are the normie and the roachie whatever the fuck that is.
How? I fight against the roaches.
I'm God's soldier, doing work against non-orthadox infidels.
neighbors across the street called the cops on me for one of my chemistry experiments being too noisy so I poured water and sand into their gas tank when they were out on a jog
fucking NORMIES
I just cum to gay porn
>>58061573
Kek.
Get a cannister of raid bugspray and spray it in those snitch ads rats eyes, fucking cowards
I literally report all posts and threads some canadian faggot. Lmaoing at his life tьh. Really pathetic lad
>>58061653
Churka detected desu
>I shoplift
gypsy detected
>>58061679
I ran up to some chick in a shoe store trying on some shoes, and took a huge whiff of her bare soles. Shit was fucking amazing.
>>58061721
Why didn't you lay down the dick on her and while she's flustered by the flirting steal the shoes?
littering is a normie thing, fuck off
>>58061679
All /mischievous/ people hate canadians m8. It's just how it is
>>58061881
he's a serb so he's assblasted that a russian anon is shit talking him
>>58061881
Yeah OK churka, Slavic brotherhood will get you soon enough.
Do drugs and hookers count?
>>58061907
>he still thinks I'm serb(I'm not)
>he thinks Serbs and Russians aren't bros that go way back
Lmao angloscum you will perish
>>58061955
>he thinks that russians don't hate him keeps being butthurt
>>58061265
>walk though a secluded forest park
>see a grill with juicy butt
>closed in, slapped her on the butt and ran away
>look back
>she just kept walking silently like nothing happened
>I'm speaking Russian with my mama in public in NY and think that nobody can understand what I'm talking about.
My gf asked my yesterday where is the rest of musaka from dinner. I told her that she ate it and that it's strange that she can't remember.
In reality I ate it because it was too good.
>>58061265
>I like triggering stormfags
>>58061265
>shoplift
>smoke weed
YOU CHEEKY LITTLE NEGRO
>>58062186
Pretty rebel mate.
People are nothing but a game to me. I could get rid of you roaches anytime I wanted.
>>58062142
Lmao desu I guess 4/10, not very mischievous
>>58062234
10/10, correct attitude
>jerking off in public
>smoke weed everywhere I want
>>58062234
Agree
>have a lot of potential as a kid
>completely waste it playing videogamos all day and become a neet
I bet they didn't see it coming.
I once dicked some local girl during a field trip by breaking off with the main group and ending up in some river stream where she was bathing and washing clothes.
Stole her clothes and then told her that if she kept quiet and let me do her I'd give it all back. She did it with little resistance and was crying when I stuck it in and came inside her a few minutes later.
An hour later of doing her I ran back to the bus like a true shitter.
>>58064249
Hot.
>tfw used to jerk off in my employer's toilet to my qt coworkers multiple times
A-Am I mischief yet?
I run red lights, don't pay for bus tickets, make racist comments and drink much more than the national average, sometimes I fuck and when I do I press the girl to do it without a condom because I have no intention of ever calling her again anyway.
I still feel like a good person because I'm not one of those absolute cunts who don't clean after their dog though, that shit is disgusting.