morning ediciq
First for wake up faggots
>>58059600
How's your morning, effendi?
>>58059476
Dobro utro!
>>58059600
Lamoooooooo a follower. Welcome my white brother.
>>58059656
Nice but he is not me t b h. Another poster.
Also,
>be Effendi
>girls can't resist your ways even in vidya games
>>58059476
feels good to be out of job
gutten morgen /balk/
I gave up my hopes for this bitch, I will either make Abigail the suicidal or that nigger girl my wife. I don't like girls talking to other guys in front of me t b h.
![WFCpm28Bsw0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/C9LPD2A.jpg "WFCpm28Bsw0[1].jpg")
Can one of you give me the gist of what this image says?
>>58061320
Is that game worth it
>>58061356
blah blah blah happy birthday
> Balkan technology
>>58061371
Worth t b h. Based game. Nice open world, so comfy atmosphere. Here take a look at my patrician af vidya taste to decide.
Also,
>USA
Are you fat?
>>58061412
Good games desu.
Also no. I'm fit
>>58061412
>hotline miami
noice
>>58061356
It's a birthday card. I'd be guessing the details. Not sure if it's Bulgarian or some Eastern Slavic language.
>>58061446
it's russian you mong
>>58061412
Oy, is that Oniken any good?
>>58061434
So play Stardew Valley t b h. Great game. Not overhyped indie meme shit. Real nice game. A Makedon here pirated it for checking and purchased afterwards seeing how based it is.
Girls are too bullies tho. Don't fall for hoes.
>>58061437
>Romanian
>Patrician taste
Not surprising t b h. I'm positive today.
>>58061473
It is good but fuck Oniken. Are you ok? I hope you don't have a civil war. Brazil is best SA country.
>>58061478
Thanks Turkbro
>>58059476
You guys weren't so bad at being Balkan overlords.
>>58061509
So far so good here in the south
>FB_IMG
LITERAL
CANCER
>>58061594
Is south pro-Dilma or anti-Dilma? Is Lula really corrupt? Lula was portrayed as a hero in Turkey by leftist community aka cucks t b h.
>>58061517
You are welcome best ally.
>>58061634
The south is anti. And everyone is corrupt as fuck, regardless of party.
>>58061683
I hope you'll get better t b h. Your country is a likeable one for me. Also don't ever put your governing at hands of Bulgars again :D
Going to serbia today, feels good man
>>58061738
oh noes, bulgaria losing yet another sphere of influence
Good morning balkbois
Today is a fucking amazing monday
>>58061738
Everyone one is crooked. It's that situation of picking one pile of shit or the other.
>>58061402
>implying it isn't impressive
>>58061412
>be turk
>play euro truck simulator
i'm not even surprised, desu
>>58062124
kek
>>58062124
kek
>>58062124
kek
>fiddling around with ESET 2015 reverse engineering challenge till 24:00 last night
>go to bed
>dream all night how i slay obfuscation algorithms like the true warrior i am
>wake up in 8:00 in the morning feeling like shit
i fucking hate when this happens. It's always either game or code.
>>58062223
Men like you move the world forward, chin up champion
who anticki here?
>>58062263
The true /Greeks/ woke up
>>58062263
Proof ancient greeks were black
Whats more better than a hoca singin in the morning
>>58062408
A what?
>>58061613
Sînt pe telefon, bre.
https://translate.google.gr/translate?sl=el&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=el&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kathimerini.gr%2F857036%2Farticle%2Foikonomia%2Fellhnikh-oikonomia%2Fme-ptyxio-7-stoys-10-ellhnes-metanastes&edit-text=
GreenSadFace (No space)
>>58062427
Хoджa
>>58062427
oџa
>>58062263
₪₪ ΑΙΜΑ ΤΙΜΗ ₪₪
₪₪ ΧΡΥΣΗ ₪ ΑΥΓΗ ₪₪
>>58062472
google translate is impressive
>>58062574
a deep neural network. if i am not wrong they made it public though
>>58062472
Dont be LOW ENERGY
You should do it too. Really mate go for it before they kick you out the EU. the V4 is the best place to live on earth. Find a slav wife and make babies.
>>58062735
>the V4 is the best place to live on earth.
the autism is real
>>58062735
>mfw i will probably migrate to Bulgaria or Poland
The Vyzantine man is back kurwa
>>58062684
sounds fancy
>http://www.dnes.bg/balkani/2016/04/18/zapaliha-bylgarskoto-zname-v-makedonskiia-grad-kratovo.299732
Macedonian in Kratovo burns the bulgarian flag and then throws it into the river
>>58062533
why he looks like evel grinch
>>58062735
Personally I'd prefer to work in Bulgaria rather than becoming a wageslave in the countries of those who impose the economic stagnation of the past 8 years. As the article above states, literally our country pays for their education and once they're done, they live. That's even worse than the debt problem imo
Also from my personal experience, almost all of the people who migrate (and have graduated unis and tech institutes) almost certainly have parents with adequate (or more) incomes back here. Yet they still move out since Greece doesn't offer the lifestyle most of them were used to up until 2008-09 (for example, you might have money to go out but your friends don't)
>>58063036
>>58063143
pop kek
>>58063143
10/10
>>58063036
not really
>>58063427
he has that smug smile and the thicc eyebrows
>>58063465
did I hear thick eyebrows?
>>58061412
>patrician taste
>fallout 3
>no stalker
Get out of here pleb
>>58061412
quite the pleb library тбх but whatever makes you happy
>>58062830
Its just poor serfs from kratovo trying to be relevant, it didnt work nobody cared.
>>58061262
Annexation of balkanlar when brother? :D
>>58062223
go away xpozed
Have you ever been close to tragedy? Or been close to folks who have?
Have you ever felt the pain so powerful, so heavy you collapse?
I've never had to knock on wood, but I know someone who has.
Which makes me wonder if I could.
It makes me wonder if I've never had to knock on wood.
And I'm glad I haven't yet because I'm sure it isn't good,
That's the impression that I get.
>>58064123
>knock on wood
?????
>>58064202
superstition. if you talk about something bad you knock on wood so it wont happen
>>58064202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2hsF6wDMMA
it's a superstition thing
>>58064071
shut up and fuck off, Ros
>>58064295
not ros you little SHIT
>>58064332
>little
incorrect
>no tatar gf
Why live?
Бoг бoгyвa - нeкa cи бoгyвa.
Цap цapyвa - вeкa ли цapyвa
>>58064202
A superstition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0
It's from the lyrics of this song
>>58064355
why's that?
>>58064469
because i'm both gigantic shit, and also i cannot fit as "young" either.
>>58062223
>working on some program
>run into problem
>dream all night about it
Fucking hate that shit
>>58064785
do you however find the solution in your dream and literally write it for 10 minutes after getting up from bed, and regret you spent a whole week before that, thinking for a solution?
feels both good and bad, mane
>>58064990
No, the dream itself is a perpetual hell, I never manage to resolve anything. It actually feels like a blessing to wake up and go work on the problem.
>>58065041
yea, the dream repeats for eternity, but i usually end up finding a solution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kly48PheYE0
>Watch Pirates of the Carribean
>Pirates two pirates speaking both Turkish and Greek
Ted Elliott and Terry Rossio invented /int/ before everyone.
bump?
>>58065523
бyмп
>>58065647
μπαμπ
it's monday and it seems like everyone at /balk/ are wagecucks
>>58065954
I'd wish
traditional monday magical dubs
>>58066065
Off by one
>this is a minister in sweden
http://www.svd.se/svd-avslojar-kaplan-jamforde-israeler-med-nazister/om/kaplans-middag-med-hogerextrema
haha holy shit the memes are too real
I feel like I'm going to fall asleep in my chair /balk/
Fuck...
>>58064540
post stats
>>58066195
I've done that a lot of times after I eat my pizza in front of the PC whilst watching autistic youtube vidya stream recordings.
Then I wake up at 4 AM feeling like shit and I fling on the bed for a few hours before going to work. Literally killing myself with this regime
>>58066398
I got to bed at 2AM, got up at 9AM.
I'll have some work later in the afternoon but now it takes all of my effort not to fall asleep.
Is moldova good for vacation?
>>58066458
Yes and don't forget to get in touch with the town rapist so he can show you around the woods
>>58066458
Yes if you don't need a kidney
>>58066458
>live in one of the world's best known tourist destinations
>asks if Europe's poorest country (by a large margin) is a good tourist destination
>>58066501
it is cheap as fuck though and the girls are quite pretty. also im guessing quite a lot of them are gold diggers
>>58066501
https://www.google.com/search?q=moldovan+girls&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjNrJDZ-JfMAhXnAJoKHVUfC9AQ_AUIBygB&biw=1536&bih=754
>>58066568
It's also cucked out of sea access
>>58066602
If he can afford to go abroad he can afford a couple of sandwiches
>>58066636
it does have like 40km sealine
but im guessing its shit
youre really underestimating how cheap it is there
>>58066704
It doesn't have a sea shore. And only 430m of shore on the Danube.
>>58066321
what stats do you want?
>shitty character
>30+
>>58066761
yeah it does seem youre right. though going into ukraine shouldnt be a problem
>>58066458
why not Zimbabwe
>>58066704
>40km sealine
>The country is landlocked, even though it is very close to the Black Sea.
whet?! also this is truly fucked. cant understand why they wouldnt give the lad a feken port at least
>>58066820
>>58066831
Truly cucked.
Even Bosnia has a tiny beach
>>58066831
yeah even bosnia got some, fucking ukies
>>58066881
so close though...
>>58066881
its not even about the beach and what not, its for economic independence. i really dont get this horrible joke
i really feel for them
>>58066704
>>58066831
>>58066949
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>58066949
JUST
>>58066949
Life is suffering
>>58067061
take a good hard look at that
remember it the next time you whine about moreta
>>58067130
2 moreta is good enough tbqh
>>58067216
4th time's the charm
bulgaria
Moldova has sea access because Moldova e pământ românesc.
>>58067290
such a pity the russians dont think so
>>58067240
Meh all the mistakes after BWI were because muh Macedonia.
Fucking idiot Ferdinand should have kept the gains from the war and worry about Macedonia later.
>>58067341
hindsight is always 20/20 anon
>>58067414
He was also a megalomaniac who was convinced that after Adrianople they'd be able to rush Constantinople with no problems and drive the Ottomans out of Europe.
Such is life. The lesson is don't import foreign aristocracy as kings.
>>58061320
What game
>>58067467
>The lesson is don't import foreign aristocracy as kings.
same
>>58067508
stardew something
valley maybe
>>58067467
more like dont import retarded foreign aristocracy as kings
Good morning /balk/ans.
>>58067467
>The lesson is don't import foreign aristocracy as kings.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_III_of_France
Tell me about it.
>>58067643
Tell me of a non-retarded Saxe-Coburg / Gotha
People hail Boris III as being great, but was he really?
There was so much turmoil between the wars, with assassinations, terrorism, coup-d'etats
>>58067746
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Saxe-Coburg_and_Gotha
they are literally everywhere in europe. queen elizabeth II is even from their gang
>>58067594
Thanks
bulgars on suicide watch
https://www.24chasa.bg/Article/5433251
>>58067467
>Greece had a Macedonian aristocracy
>Gaul had a Frankish aristocracy
>Spain had a Visigoth aristocracy
What happens when a foreign aristocracy establishes authority in your land through force?
"don't import foreign aristocracy as kings." Sounds like something a teenaged armchair general would come up with.
>>58059476
Vlad
Karl
The Polak who saved Viennas Ass
And who are thebother ones?
>>58067881
>we are so shitty, our lake boats drown people, who came to our country to give us money !
MACEDONIA STRONK
jesus fuck, son you are really retarded
>>58068048
>>58067893
Macedonians at 3:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbbyNQZGj8o
>>58059476
>killing muslim slavs
its almost as we applied the divide and conquer there when we took over bos
>>58067881
>his landlord denied journalist access to a unbiased (towards Macedonian government) Bulgarian media
>that will make the boogars assmad
am i the only one who think that's bad for you, therefore, you - not us, should feel bad about it?
>being an Atheist in Balkans and EE
>>58065519
Hassiktir gerçek mi lan bu hahaha hiç hatırlamıyorum böyle bi sahne
>>58068340
I'm an atheist but pretend I'm not when I'm around grandma so she doesn't think I'm degenerate devil worshipper
>>58068340
Pretending you're a christian is worse.
>>58068403
sen ermeni soykırımı hatta hatırlamıyorsun
siktir git
oh goodie turkish lessons are finally paying off
>>58068483
little that your grandma knows, you are in fact a penis worshiper
>>58068483
There's literally nothing wrong with being an atheist, as long as you won't pull "le enlightened athiest space man" bullshit
Unfortunately most atheists I know do consider themselves as something overly superior
>>58068340
we should reform byzantium and force convert everyone to the one true faith
>>58068577
you know that would require work
you sure you wanna do that?
>>58068501
Explain
I personally go to church once in a while and feast before Easter, August 15 and Christmas but I still won't consider myself as a perfect Christian
Being an ideal Christian is way more than I cam handle
>>58068511
>>58068597
>tfw when the bantz are so delicate
>>58068597
well I didn't post that "I" "will" do it now did I
>>58068547
oh, she knows.
>>58068633
It's become fashionable to pretend you're religious on this forum, if you ask /pol/ the'll claim they are christians.
>>58068577
Nope, we shouldn't because we're not Islamists and we definitely won't follow the road of Catholics, who burned people for being heretics
>>58068733
admit it papadoupoulos
thats the reason
>>58068640
>>58068640
this guy knows how to smallprint
>>58068733
If force conversions from islam/heretics/atheism to realfaith(TM) is wrong, I don't want to be right
>>58068706
I though it was the other way around, pretending you're "enlightened atheist" online gives you points of being "brave and progressive"
>>58068749
We're 2 different posters
>>58068826
i know. but the other greek had the courage to admit it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qwT2NM_eeg
>>58068826
Maybe in 2006.
4chan is either degenerates, or degenerates who pretend they are against degeneracy i.e. /pol/, and the latter pretend they are religious.
>>58068903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtaVNLZuvsE
>>58068826
4chan is contrary. shitposting conservative rhetoric in one window whilst saving trap gifs and watching anime in the other.
>>58068793
already answered to it, and i still think you are retarded, lad
>>58069028
>watching anime
that's haram
>>58069028
>Anno Domini 2016
>not moving on to post-ironic shitposting and truly embracing the conservative rhetoric
>>58068998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlQqW_YPSio
>>58069028
Tbh that's the pure definition of degeneracy
>>58069046
бyгapoyиeц нe бeшe мoј пocт тaтap
>>58069217
youre still thinking theres a real thing called degeneracy
>>58069161
4chan converted me from a leftist pleb to a right leaning conservative patrician
MPCHИ
TATAPCКИ
CПEPMИ
fyrom is getting uppity again
>>58069314
ЛAПAЙ MИ КУPAAAAAAAA
watchu doin /balk/
>>58069314
пoeми ни вcичкитe мaкeдoнcкa пyткo
>>58069349
Wondering whether to write my crush or to wait for her to write
>>58069349
shitposting, how about you senpai?
>>58069349
talking to potential new gfs
>>58069299
it's the only way
>>58069028
This projection gives a fascinating insight into british mentality.
>>58069282
>what is trashiness
>>58069383
found better alternative to kali, now adapting pentesting scripts to it
>>58069418
>Americans
Idk what you expected f a m
>>58059476
who's the one under the world "one"?
>>58069389
benises of /balk/ when?
>>58069630
Pelagius of Asturias? I'm not 100% sure tho, I remember seeing that painting before tho
u m b r E L L A S
>>58069418
>#boyfriendrathergohangoutwithotherpeopleotherthenhisgirlfriend
>boyfriend
>rather
>go
>hang
>out
>with
>other
>people
>other
>then
>his
>girlfriend
can someone translate this into English?
>>58070082
bitch ignored so she masturbates
>>58069513
>better alternative to kali
Remunx? Tails?
>>58070082
The average American doesn't make a difference between 'then' and 'than'.
>>58070082
A vagina life support system thinks it deserves more time and attention than other people.
>>58070112
i can tell that by looking at the photo
what i don't get is the hashtag
it literally makes no sense
>finally a good spotify discover weekly playlist
it's been too long
>>58070163
boyfriend doesnt want to fuck - he prefers to go out with other niggers and smoke the crack.
>>58070120
Parrot, site pretty wonky though
https://www.parrotsec.org/home.fx
>>58070244
>Cloud oriented
stopped reading right there
>>58070131
>A vagina life support system
goddamn it serb
>>58061412
Metro 2033
Mah nigga
>>58070350
It's just one cloud edition, their standard and full version don't have the cloud related bloat
>>58070368
to be fair I heard that expression from someone else here a while ago
>>58070060
Joke's on you, I like Sheen
>>58070413
I used to be a hacker, too. I had this toolbox thing where you'd insert the file on your mates computer or send an email with totallynotavirus.jpg.exe and then you could make their screen go nuts and stuff XD
>>58070535
Did you hide behind 7 proxies?
>>58070535
Pentesting is mandatory post deployment nowadays so there's that
>tfw dumped harder than effendi
Where's the rakia
>>58070680
pics or it didnt happen
>>58070601
developer or sysadmin? seems like a lot of hats to wear for a dev, unless you have an interest in that stuff.
>>58070680
What state are you in fellow Balkan in America ?
The steak I'm eating is currently chewy and hard.
y live?
>>58070781
Illinois, Chicago specifically
>>58070737
Usual drill for sre/devops
>>58070872
Classic Balkan HQ
>>58070872
Do you live in that plot of land? Seeing as you're Albanian.
:^)
>>58070872
>>58070872
>Not converting to mormonism
>moving to the glorious State of Deseret
>and get qt mormon girls
What's even the point of living in the US then
>>58070872
>mfw live in Maryland but i hate seafood
>>58070872
How do you manage to live with all the niggers?
>>58071073
You're forgetting the fact that he's Albanian
>>58070999
No my gayreek friend, I live on the Gold Coast where the nigger count is relatively low
>>58071073
See above
>>58071017
Tbh senpai, nu vreau să părăsesc ortodoxismul, not worth it
>>58071126
Just bantz, the fact that you're Orthodox cleanses the fact that you're an albomination.
>low nigger count
Good for you anon
>>58070875
*meant devops not developer in first sentence. hadn't heard sre acronym before, interesting.
>>58070872
Chiraq
daily reminder that if you go to the protests today you are utter disgrace and a total degenerate sorosoid cuck that deserves to be hanged on the square
bulgars don't know how to swim
http://vecer.mk/makedonija/potona-brodot-ilinden-se-udavija-15-bugarski-turisti
“Europe needs a stable FYROM guided by the rule of law,” EU president Donald Tusk tweeted on Friday.
FYROM
Y
R
O
M
T O N I B L E R
O
N
I
B
L
E
R
My hellenic brothers from western Bulgaria, how do I become anticki?
>>58071569
>2009
>>58071629
thenkju
>>58071569
>Toј e нaјcтapиoт бpoд кoј плoвeл вo Oхpидcкoтo Eзepo, нo кaкo штo вeлaт пoзнaвaчитe бил тeхнички иcпpaвeн и вo дoбpa кoндицијa.
>Пocлeдниoт тeхнички пpeглeд бил нaпpaвeн пpeд пoчeтoкoт нa тypиcтичкaтa ceзoнa, a дoзвoлa зa плoвeњe имaл дo мaј 2010 гoдинa.
>мaј 2010
"""пoзнaвaчитe"""
>>58071635
Build statues of true ancient Macedonians such as Alexander the great and Saint Theresa
>>58071776
Do I need to carry a bulgarian passport with me at all times?
>>58071939
Depends, you might need an Albanian or Kosovar passport in the albo capital of sk*pje
>>58072087
Makes sense, what's the autonomous Albanian Republic of Western FYRoM called in Albanian?
>>58072087
since yesterday we can travel to kosovo with an id card.
>>58072143
FYROM YES
>>58072244
we need more young people, kosovo helps out. in construction sites all i hear is albanian.
>>58072355
inb4 maccos start migrating to pristina for work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcbRlPB_nN4
>>58072355
That's bad, man...
Your country is being run over...
Is Greece culturally closer to the Balkans or to Southern Europe?
>>58072620
That's a very hard question...
But mostly a mix in between
One would say "Northern Greece is Balkan and Southern Greece is Medi" but if someone actually went to both places, he'd see that, that is not the case.
>>58072355
>>58072391
:3
>>58072665
Alright, so it's more Balkanish than the other one
Guys, its over officially.
I wrote her, I wrote, will you pass a couple more times in front of my desk, im bored when you dont. She replied: Hihi, there is time until 6.
Then I wrote a bit later, are you hiding? Its 4 o'clock already....and then: im kidding, dont worry. She then replied: haha, I know.
How can I understand this? Basically - fuck you?
