>one shot at life
>born with Ukrainian genes
>>58056213
>one shot at life
>born with goulash nigger genes
>one shot at life
>born with irish genes
>>58056344
>one shot at life
>born with abbo genes
>Self hating Ukrainian diaspora
Fuck you m8
>one shot at life
>be hairy as fuck
>one shot at life
>born
> one shot at life
> not born Egyptian
JUST
>one shot at life
>born as a stinking tall gringo wasp
>one shot at life
>born in Mexico
>>58056377
>one shot at life
>not born
wait what
>>58056213
I'll bet you have a hotass sister though.
that's literally everyone in the prairies m8
it'd be weird if you weren't a ukie
>>58056370
>Not appreciating alpha body hair
Step it up senpai - that shit drives women crazy.
>>58056816
I'm in the prairies and not a ukie
>>58056816
There are also Russians, Germans and Anglos diaspora in the pariaires. Ukies are just extremely vocal about muh heritage.
>one shot at life
>born in the greatest country in the universe during it's global dominance
>>58056816
>>58056877
>>58056923
I'm in T dot you fucking betas
How do I use my Ukrainian "master race" genes to get some boipussy???
Is there any fucking benefit to being born a pleb or is it only downsides? God should at least give me something to work with
>>58056953
>He doesn't know that the US peaked in the year 1990 and it's been straight downhill since
close but no cigar my friend
>>58057003
You fucking what m8
>>58056213
if you were truly ashamed you wouldn't be posting this thread right now.
>tfw grandparents from Poland + Polish surname
>tfw we escaped that pisshole
Wew
>>58057003
>calls others betas
>desperate for gay sex
>not just another degenerate torontonian
NUKE TDOT
U
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D
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>>58057030
Is there any benefit to being Ukrainian that I'm unaware of, or is it only suffering?
Should I try to get some qt FOB Ukrainian grils by impressing them with a poem or something
>one shot at life
>don't even know my genes bc mum was adopted and dad not 100% sure what lineage he's from
how do i ease the pain from such a memey existence bros
>>58057075
Ukrainians are shit, Ukraine is shit, you got handed shit genetics faggot.
Get a mail order bride from your homeland you whiny bitch.
How do you know you only got one shot at life?
>>58057269
>>>58057075 (You)
>Ukrainians are shit, Ukraine is shit, you got handed shit genetics faggot.
>Get a mail order bride from your homeland you whiny bitch.
You'll pay for this words, normshit.
I've been plotting my revenge for a while now. All you Canadian fags will pay soon enough.
>It's a Toronto Serb shitpost
>one shot at life
>dick gets mutilated against your will
>>58057342
You're all talk, Igor. Do us a favour and go back to your little commiebloc in Kyiv please. Thanks.
>>58057392
He's not really a Ukie
>>58056366
>diaspora
>Implying either of you toerags know anything of your homeland
PS The Ukraine is shit, gas yourself haha
>>58057392
It's already begun.
Odessa BTW.
Don't worry normie. I'll make sure to make it slow and painful.
>>58057417
What is he?
>>58057428
>The Ukraine is shit, gas yourself haha
They have qt government officials
>>58057484
they make beautiful looking women and some faggy-twinky looking men, that's for sure, but they are still slav genes. Also I laugh at muh heritage.
>>58057462
He's some diaspora Serb in Toronto that shitposts all day, every day.
>one shot at life
>born with good genes
>fuck life up anyway
>>58057530
>he thinks I'm a Serb because I made posts about Slavic brotherhood
LMAO
Come here normie.
>>58057593
You already spilled the beans about being a Serb ages ago you fucking retard.
>>58057646
No I haven't dumbass.
I literally never said where I was from
I hate slav diaspora more than anything. Short tempered, ill mannered, no self esteem matched with napoleon complex due to small benus makes for some beta light skinned kebab mutation.
Seriously get the fuck back to your homeland if you don't like it here. All you ever do is complain about this epic meme country while literally running away from yours.
>>58057713
Oh don't worry, normshit.
Don't mind if i do.
holy fuck are you still posting? I thought for sure you'd an heroed
>>58057822
They resurrected me, said I didn't take enough normshits
>>58056400
el EgyptiANO
>>58057003
yo dude t dot is so cool youre so cool for living there good job youre the centre of the world
>>58056400
she has a huge face
>one shot at life
>be 170cm
>>58059046
>One shot at life
>Squander your youth
>Don't develop the necessary social skills to function properly as an adult in social situations
>Die alone
Hahaha wh-what a great ride this is
>>58059119
too real
I love your diaspora, the Ukrainian bakery near my house is awesome and one of the workers is a complete qt would scissor
>Be american
>Get shot at life
>>58059652
>I love your diaspora, the Ukrainian bakery near my house is awesome and one of the workers is a complete qt would scissor
Thanks bro.... Errrr sis I guess.
I guess it's not too bad actually.
>one shot at life
>born with Canadian, Swedish, and English Genes
>>58059726
It's not bad at all hohol, the Ukrainians here are great despite coming from a complete shithole. Super friendly law-abiding citizens who make good food.
>>58060981
We'll they wouldn't be in Canada if they were violent bydlo criminals.
That being said I am not one of them, /mischief gang/ desu
>One shot life
>Have british and dutch genes.
>one shot at life
>170cm
>balding terribly
>average sized dick
Why must life curse me so
>>58057003
Move to Vancouver and date literally any guy or me.
>>58059817
>Canadian genes
>>58056213
>canadian Ukrainian.
you'll make a great dota player
>>58056213
Ty cho, ohuel?
t. 1/4 hohol
>>58062399
Mamku tvay ebal)))
>one shot at life
>OP flag
>OP leaf
>>58062421
Batya, chto ty tut delaesh?
>>58061691
I can kinda relate.
I always thought I was 185cm but I found out I'm only 180cm
Feels bad man. Even my drivers license says 185 what the fuck
Reeeeeeeee
>>58061747
I wasn't bad at Dota but videogaymes are for children.
If you're over 18 and play videogaymes please sudoku unironically
>>58062604
>oooh im such a big boy i dont play gaems i think bout serious shit
You need to grow up, m8
>>58062664
>I play videogaymes despite being an adult, feed me mommy! No I like those other teddies!
It's your life but honestly it's kind of pathetic desu, not even memeing it's just sad.
>>58062478
are your batya, cockhole?
>>58059046
>one shot at life
>be a 190cm woman
>One shot
>Born Mexican
>Am 5'4
IT'S NOT FAIR
>>58062698
>>58062604
>he says all this shit while acting like a retard on 4chan of all places
>>58062604
>I hate fun
![ijIWiWoj[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h61meaV.jpg "ijIWiWoj[1].jpg")
>>58056213
What's wrong with them. This guy is also ukrainian.
>be american
>one shot
>get shot
>>58062736
>he thinks I don't do it ironically while laughing at u nerds
>>58062752
>it's fun to sit at home wasting your best years playing a shitty videogayme which can easily get ruined by a griefer to collect ELO on an imaginary game
Lol ok
Learn a real skill senpai
>>58062791
>having fun is about skillbuilding
>>58062699
Nyet, ya syn.
>>58062791
>haha i'm not buttmad you're buttmad
Nice move, Pier.
>>58062787
>>58062817
>he deluded himself into thinking he has fun while in actuality he's upset with his life but complacent and most of all, afraid of failure, and maybe even success
Listen bro I've met people like you.
I used to be semi-pro at WoW pvp, it doesn't end well. Stop now, seek help and improve your life.
Idc what you do really, less competition for me if you're a loser but really, videogaymes won't get you where you want to be in life.
>one shot at life
>Anglo, French and Prairie-slav genes
I am the apex canadian
>>58062910
That's actually a good point.
I think I will stop.
Now anime on the other hand I'm not giving up.
>>58062910
I disagree.
>>58062956
You will change your mind when you grow up a little bit, you'll be biting your elbows as they say tho because youll realize you wasted some of your best years.
>>58056213
Nigga got my glock tucked in my sock/49 bitches wanna suck my cock
Bitch from Ukraine, short on the brain/shot her in the head as I bust my nut that's my claim to fame
d-did you like my rap?
>>58063044
Fire AF
I'm digging it keep spittin
>>58063003
You sound like someone who thinks he's just grown up, it's cringey. What are you mid twenties?
>>58063003
Playing occasional vidya has nothing to do with wasting your best years.
>one shot in life
>born with Hunn(magyar) genes
>>58063073
Life advice is always cringe worthy sounding desu
>>58063111
Better than being a Catholic serb
>one shot at life
>be manlet
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>58063227
You can become DLTBB, he's a manlet but he became someone
>>58063111
superior to turkoslavs in every way
feels good tbн
>>58062787
underrated post
>>58063274
Irano-slavs* ffs get your shit straight
>>58062910
>DoTA
>WoW
>skill-based
kill yourself
>>58063347
Feels mediocre desu, I guess could be worse
>>58063381
Kek
What game do you play autist
Don't be mad you never got high rating on WOTLK 3's
>>58063381
Ladyboy, forgot to add that one
>one shot at life
>born in russian-speaking family in Texas
>>58063493
Yeeehaaw,suka!
>>58063529
Oni uyehali, cyka, prosto dazhe pizdec pisat nie nauchili.
Prushol w shkolu i "hey boy what's your name?" i ya dumayu "chto?"
It was so hard.
>>58063574
Use Russian locale holy shit that hurts my eyes even trying to decipher it
>>58063574
lol kak tak, roditeli sami angelskogo ne znayut?
>>58063658
Oni znayut, no tolko govoryat pri neobhodimosti, a ya s detstva im perevodil wse documents.
>>58059817
How can you be Chinese, somalian, and Arabic all at the same time?
>>58063600
I can't use it, sorry.
>>58056370
That's a plus in some circles. Go lift and get stacked and you can be a papa bear to all the 20 somethings with daddy issues.
>one shot at life
>born in 20 century.
Rly, fuck this time. I wish I born 2-3 thousand years later.
>one shot at life
>born with British genes and accent
>born with bulgarian genes
b a s e d
>>58063865
I bet you are popular with greek guys anon
>One shot at life
>Born into affluent, first world country with rich history and culture
>reasonably attractive
>Socially competent
>Fall into the weeb trap and see all that rich potential gradually slip through my fingers
I had the world within my reach just for it to be snatched away by terrible life choices. All you young kids on here, do yourself a favour and stick to stay away from that degenerate shit.
>>58063367
>fairytales
Let me summarize this thread for everybody:
>one shot at life
>born with African genes
>>58064081
You won.
>>58056213
>one shot at life
>tall Serb genes and blonde Czech genes from mom. Never had a problem with girls or looks
>one shot at life
>born in Greece at it's worst
>>58065721
don't worry greek, maybe it would get even worse
