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Since Emus can't walk backwards and Kangaroos can't jump backwards, Australia used these animals as a symbol of "progress"
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
GUYS?
I did research and still didn't get any you's?
What is this?
>>58053056
>>58052924
(You)
![1024px-Beaver_sculpture,_Centre_Block[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/T0caODj.jpg "1024px-Beaver sculpture, Centre Block[1]")
>>58053056
acutally why dont they have a normal European lion or eagle like every proper 1st world country.
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oh wait a fucking second
>>58052924
Turkeys also, that's why we eat it as a tradition in Brazil during new years eve
>>58052924
It's actually a good metaphor Canada.
What does your symbol mean?
>>58053496
It's aesthetically pleasing.
The New Zealand crest is a tribute to interracial breeding
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>58053629
>It's aesthetically pleasing.
A dying leaf?
>>58053653
They have another cuck symbol on the canton of their flag
>>58052924
Since leaves can only fall to the ground and can't rise up, Canada used a lead as a symbol of how the country gets turned to shit.
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
desu Canada's coat of arms is pretty based
>>58053306
A symbol of community and productivity. The most noble of rodents. What's not to love?
>>58053825
*leaf
>>58053825
Your flag accurately shows the state of your country.
>>58053306
A FUCKING BEAVER
>>58053895
Your flag accurately shows A FUCKING LEAF
A FUCKING LEAF!
> A
> FUCKING
> LEAF
A LEAF! A FUCKING LEAF!!!!!!
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP!
>>58053830
actually I'm pretty sure Canada's coat of arms beats out all other colonies
>>58053778
And you have one on the the map..
>>58053955
this 2bh
>>58053830
>Lions
>Unicorns
>Leafs
Pretty sure only one of those things exist in Canada m8
>>58053999
>>58053999
We actually have a based park which is literally called The African Lion Safari
And a clearly based symbol in Anglo-Saxon folklore is on our COA? so what
You have an oversized rodent and a genetic mistake of a bird, i mean look at it
>>58053953
Yawn, oh yes, we know it's based. Stay jelly, tricolour.
>>58054139
kangaroos are bro-tier though
>>58054166
they're literally pricks and vicious cunts if you fuck with one
>>58053306
Beaver were better engineers than humans for thousands of years m8.
>>58054139
>We actually have a based park which is literally called The African Lion Safari
And a clearly based symbol in Anglo-Saxon folklore is on our COA?
You should put a panda on your flag to show how you're owned by the Chinese
>>58054193
sounds like me
>You should put a panda on your flag to show how you're owned by the Chinese
Pot, meet kettle.
>>58054238
>You should put a panda on your flag to show how you're owned by the Chinese
no, you should
>"About 90% of Australia's population is of European descent. Over 8% of the population is of Asian descent"
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Australia
meanwhile, compare to pic related
>>58053955
>>58053994
>A unicorn
>>58053653
You mean the indigenous people you couldn't even defeat with guns when they had spears and clubs? Some "empire" you were.
>>58054516
>the same bird that beat Australia in war is on their coat of arms
>a majestic creature of Anglo-Saxon folktales is on Canada's coat of arms
fine by me
>>58052924
I was thinking we should put a snake in their, but snakes are evil, and we iz gud boys
>most of our native reserves have shti infrastructure, some not even with proper heating and plumbing
>natives cry for help, we ask to intervene
>they scream muh oppression and become hostile
>in order to not deal with stupid native bullshit, the gov't just throws money at them
>the leaders then usually spend it on stupid shit like a new fleet of f150's or skidoos
>infrastructure problems usually ignored by leaders or did a shitty cheap job
>cycle continues
>meanwhile, life is so shitty for them there is mass suicide and drug use
>11 people of a 2k town attempted suicide on the same day last week
>tfw our natives are killing themselves, metaphorically and literally
>>58054569
I don't see any mongols on the coat of arms of Australia.
>>58054776
jesus christ, doing the job for us i guess
that's actually pretty fucking cool
will whip that one out to impress the internationals at my college
lel
