Invited: Nordics, sovereign Nordics, Nordics abroad, nice people
Not invited: Shitposters, MENA, corona pls
/balt/
>ETHNIC SWEDES
nordick haha
>>58029083
>mfw that is the actual Icelandic coat of arms
Denmark and Sweden, why is your coat of arms so retarded?
>>58029284
Not pompous enough.
>>58029371
Perfect
>>58029083
Ill rate the coat of arms':
Sweden: boring 3 kronar is shit, 1/10
Finland: Majestic, 2 swords 10/10
Denmark: Cool lions, hearth tho lollmao 4/10
Norway: Puma with a dragontail with a moustache 5/10
Iceland: is this a tumblr cartoon??? 0/10
>>58029471
dkn man måste ha tillflykt här för tråd1 är för kantig och cancerös
Would you sew this onto your clothes?
>>58029083
Ei vittu mitä paskaa saatana.
Menkää vittuun.
C U C K S
U
C
K
S
>>58029535
Finland on suicide watch
>>58029535
>cancer deviantart tumblerist cartoons
>>58029600
Nii vitusti tää
>>58029587
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coat_of_arms_of_Iceland
Ganska bra jämfört med allternativen
A D U L T E R Y
hi
>>58029790
shut the fuck up and fuck off
>>58029831
Why is the third world in a nordic thread?
>>58029790
h-hi
>>58029831
rude
>>58029714
>Icelandic Commonwealth's Coat of Arms
How horrible
>>58029932
fucking kill yourself
>>58029913
hi
I'm Nordic but not Scandinavian.
TORDE
>>58029946
Reminds me of this for some reason.
>>58029996
Impossible
>>58029932
Hintit vittuun
>>58029974
Painu sinäkin siitä normo helvettiin
Alankomaat on täyttä paskaa
>alla dessa moderna normanderade anglo-saxiska tungor i tråden
Danish biologist Skiigge böy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_gTAmzDlOc
>>58030036
Thought of animu panties
I need to get off 4chan
>>58029996
*Arabic
>>58029946
Den här thread är bara för håmå-pojke som dej.
>>58029083
Det norske riksvåpenet er faktisk basert på "originalflagget" vårt fra begynnelsen av 1300-tallet.
Burde vi droppe korset og gå tilbake til det?
Think I'll cry myself to sleep tonight, that'll be nice
>>58030218
;___;
/mena/
>>58030062
Haluutko turpaan?
>>58030196
>dumpa korset
What do you guys think of the Faroese and Greenlanders trying to get independence?
Do you or your governments care? Do you support or oppose it?
*ATSJOO!*
>>58030196
Hvis vi skulle skille hveten fra klinten så ville det vært en god ide. Men nå har vi rimelig grei synergi med u-landene i vår umiddelbare nærhet (Sverige, Danmark og Finland). Som alle bærer det samme motivet på flaggene.
Why does iceland have a bull in their coat of arms? I don't suppose they have many bulls there
>>58029284
Your coat of arms looks like shit though
.
>>58030308
Literally don't give a shit
Abbos of Denmark
>>58030325
*YAWN*
>>58030218
V-vad gör dig ledsen broder?
>>58030052
This is what I consider Nordic
og har du vondt i magen din så smor deg inn med parafin
>>58030344
No, but Sweden does.
>>58030379
Greenland is a lost cause honestly, and it would be pretty funny seeing eskimos running their own country.
You should give us the Faroes though :3
>>58030443
Your consideration is irrelevant
>>58030439
Lonely
VERY uncertain future
Probably homeless soon
Can't really connect with anyone here
>>58030272
Tuu keskustaan homo
>>58030443
How is that even possible, you've included slav countries.
>>58030102
It took me a minute to realize he wasn't speaking Danish.
vitun paska lanka
>>58029083
Forgot someone lad
>>58030443
nobody gives a fuck what you consider mudslime piece of shit
>>58029083
Iceland :3
Jesus fucking Christ mate, everything Nordic is here, with the non-Nordic exclave of Stockholm.
>>58030443
basically ur fucken stupid
>>58030143
he's Nordic but not Arabic?
>>58030700
>>58030443
>>58030701
>Shit tier maps
>>58030593
>autism
penuts...
>>58030742
>Estonia
>Nordic
>Ever
That said, Denmark isn't either.
I L O V E T H I S G I R L A N D I W A N T T O M A R R Y H E R A N D H A V E 2 B E A U T I F U L C H I L D R E N
>norway's lion has no benis
privilege checked
Scandinavian are now cuckold feminist subneggers so it makes me laugh to see them play the national socialist.
>>58030896
T A P A I T T E S
>>58030934
>>58030934
You're misinterpreting the word Scandinavian for Swedish.
Idiot
>>58030934
t. belgium
>>58030833
is better?
>>58030934
>ISIS HQ in Europe
>Calling others subniggers
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
>>58030833
Forgot, I wanted to make it pink. But someone edited by version adding Estonia to it. so I saved that one instead. I fixed the original version though. Is this better?
>>58030896
>has a bulge
Das a man mate
Hello brothers
>>58031132
yeah i think pink looks better on estonia
>>58031132
What's up with all the holes in Finland?
Hvat sigur broðrafólkið?
>>58030379
y-you too
>>58031192
They're lakes.
This is what Americans are generally taught is Nordic. How correct is this?
>>58031240
PURPLE FINLAND
>>58031192
you can tell how loose each one is by their holes
>>58031119
>>Calling others subniggers
I do not disagree with that. Belgium is also like that too. (Except for the feminism you are in front of everyone)
>>58031272
Then you got it all wrong, we got way more lakes than that.
>>58031176
please do not sexualize cute megumin.
>>58031192
mämmi excavation sites
>>58031268
100% Correct.
American educational system worked for once.
This thread needs qts
>>58031192
>some norwegian posters are legit stupid as fuck
>>58031132
W-Where did Lithuania go?
>>58031268
Completely wrong, only this is Nordic
>>58031240
Halló minn íslenski bróðir
Why I see a lot of jokes of niggers/shitskins/etc who live in sweden? How hard to immigrate in sweden? What degree I need?
Post qties from Nordic countries : 3
>>58029083
lolvittu postaan briteist
>>58031399
No surprise. There's even a thread covering the subject.
>>58029657
>Hating on humon
die
>>58031448
älä tuu ikinä takas vitun sperglord
>>58031300
>Belgium
>Not being feminist in front of everyone
>>58031057
perfect
>>58031493
>Liking humongous
Kill yourself Danadjöfull
>>58031521
Voi olla et haen vaan ilmaset maisterinpaperit suomest ja jään tänne
I ginost maksaa veroja siihen valtion just tällä hetkellä
>>58031493
>>58031416
Nah, should go a little further up to at least Tromso (white man's last bastion).
>>58031399
>30% of our land is gone in lakes
>Norwegians wonder why the fuck you have so many holes / lakes in your third world country
>Pitto perkele stupido norvekkians.
>>58031398
>>58031526
This whale is not a feminist.
Scandinavian are fragile cuckold because of feminism, it is a fact.
Your women are more manly than you
>>58031404
It doesn't exist.
>>58031640
turn that frowg upseid up
>>58031793
ugly
>>58031908
Not slavic enough for you?
>>58031908
She's cute shut up
>>58031908
at least you're pretty
>>58031945
To be fair, she is pretty ugly.
>>58031964
Hvorfor er du en jævla hanrei?
>>58031493
>liking cringy feminazi "anti-raycyss" tumblerist bullshit
Stop breathing.
>>58031964
this
>>58031856
Iceland isn't Scandinavian though, Does that mean Finland, Iceland, the part of Norway that borders finland, and Karelia aren't cucked? I thought using Scandinavia to define the Nodicks was an American thing.
>>58031908
>>58031964
>>58032008
>potato nose
>manly facial features
>caked in makeup
>drawn on eyebrows
>weird symmetry overall
Jeg vil ikke anse meg selv som kresen, men vi har da virkelig bedre eksemplarer.
>>58032043
>>58031964
Brev en gjennomsnittlig pen jente da.
Like for Triana Iglesias eller en annen skam for landet vårt.
please rate my hot new autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TdRLbhjzuM
>>58031493
Fuck off.
>>58031856
>Your women are more manly than you
>>58032122
Hva er galt med Triana Iglesias? Annet enn at hun begynner å bli gammel.
>>58032114
>weird symmetry overall
>Have Swiss culture bud
>disappears
WHY
>>58031493
Humon-gous is racialist against Finns
>>58032153
>Sweden
>Nordic
>>58032219
That is weird symmetry. Look how narrow everything is in comparison to the size of the skull.
>>58032203
>Hva er galt med Triana Iglesias
Morsomt.
>>58032271
Switzerland has ugly borders, why the fuck is there an italian speaking part and a french speaking part in a germanic country
you used to call me on my cell phone
>>58032327
Det er en finnmarksjente din jævla idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HP2Zja_-Dss
>>58032338
Vel, som sagt, alderen har begynt å vise tegn.
Syntes hun var en grei runk for 10 år siden.
>tfw we will never be considered Nordic
feels bad man :(
>>58032327
Du mener preposisjon din forbanna tulling, det har ingenting med symmetri å gjore. Jenta er bokstavelig talt skapt etter det gylne snitt.
>>58032294
It's just generic meh-tier stereotype humour, not that big of a deal. What really triggers me however is how that little cunt draws all the puukkos as fucking kitchen knives
>>58032389
Ok?
>>58032506
>preposisjon
Tror du mener proporsjoner.
>>58032596
Stemmet det anonsen, takk for at du rettet det opp.
Du kan sikkert forklare han spedalske breveren ovenfor at storrelsen på kranium har lite å gjore med symmetrien til oyne, munn og nese.
>>58032698
Jeg er han samme breveren.
>>58032389
>Did you mean: Ruija
>>58032761
Da burde du vite bedre.
God natt.
>>58029657
I reviewed said art, I do not understand why it is viewed as cancer. Nothing really abrasive. I think you just...need a little more sunshine. Vitamin D deficiencies tend to make people mad.
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as do immigrant problems.
>>58032862
Unnskyld, vet jeg tabbet meg ut. Syntes [forholdet] mellom ansikt og kraniet er merkelig, men du skal ha rett, symmetrien er der.
What are you guys drinking right now?
>>58033020
Nothing. Going to smoke some hash though. Tomorrow workings.
What do you work as?
hej
Apparently Denmark won over Finland in ice hockey. I had no idea.
You see, the thing is we don’t really care about ice hockey here, and apparently our team isn’t taken seriously anywhere. Especially by the Finns who doesn’t even consider our team a bump on the road towards Sweden, whom they are obsessed with beating. As I’ve been told many times by Finns, “It doesn’t matter if we win. We just have to beat Sweden”
So when they lost to the Danish team, the headlines in Finland read “HUMILIATION!!!” while the headlines in Denmark read...nothing. We didn’t really care.
So oddly enough I didn’t even make this to gloat. I actually made it by request from *counts notes* 9 Finns, which is also why Finland is in focus here.
>>58033020
Why is this slut in the outfit of a superior waifu?
>>58032338
usjameg for en spiss albue
>>58029587
I have a newer version already
>>58031181
dat human development tho
>>58033223
Easier to slide across ice with smaller testicles. t. cryohydrodynamics pro
>>58033956
Qimmeqanngilanga
>mild alcoholism
>weird accents
>fish
>oil
>shitty weather
>very white
>very christian
>colourful houses
>3 official viking settlements on the island
why isn't Newfoundland scandi ree
>>58029083
Love you guys.
>>58033956
>>58034012
at least we have bigger bacon
bacon>eggs
Paskapää ;-DDDDD
>>58033440
she's not really a slut
she's a kuudere android
http://www.nationaldebtclocks.org/debtclock/germany
Debt as of GDP 73% Haha
http://www.nationaldebtclocks.org/debtclock/unitedstates
>106%
http://www.nationaldebtclocks.org/debtclock/norway
>15%
http://www.nationaldebtclocks.org/debtclock/sweden
>44%
http://www.nationaldebtclocks.org/debtclock/finland
Kek kek kek
>>58034109
Hvor i Gronland bor du?
>>58034067
Pretty close in size compared to Iceland
Do you have glaciers or mountainous non forested land?
>>58034321
most of the island looks like this, with more tundra the further north you go
>>58033064
male stripper
>>58033956
>>58034109
>Greenland - 2 166 000 km2
>Africa - 30 220 000 km2
AND
>Queen Maud Land - 2 700 000 km2
>>58034432
Cut it all down
>>58034432
Vínland is rightful Icelandic clay
>>58034109
Grænland is also rightfully Icelandic
>>58034432
Nice, almost like home! Now I know where to emigrate if/when shit hits the fan over here
>>58034447
I find this hard to believe, is there a service for obese male strippers?
WE ARE BIG
>>58033064
In a slaughterhouse
Start this summer
>>58029083
hhmmmm
>>58034783
>Nunavut
???
>>58034825
Interesting, we have a slaughterer in Norgetråden also.
I work with logistics and aviation.
>>58034783
Poland ?
>>58034941
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deluge_(history)
>>58034897
canada doesn't deserve shit
>>58034714
bitch you just haven't seen my dikk yet
>Finland's coat of arms is literally a lion stepping on a scimitar signifying their disdain for muslims
>>58035155
A suicidal lion.
>>58035155
It symbolizes the breakup from Russia. The lion is stepping on an eastern curved sword while turning its back to the east as well while striking westwards with a western-type sword.
>>58034825
Ertu Akureyringurinn?
>>58035155
Curved swords are stereotypically eastern. What country is east of Finland?
>>58035316
Ég er frá Akureyri
Hehehe
>>58035310
>>58035363
don't debunk my headcanon, cunts
>>58035418
Þú vinnur þá hjá Norðlenska?
>>58035310
That's actually a nice representation and pretty cool. Now, if they got someone with actual talent and artistic abilities to draw it, and not make it look ugly, I think Finlands coat of arms would be awesome.
>>58035647
Það er planið
>>58035310
Mongol hordes, not Russia as they have never been that into curved blades. The whole thing's a mess like most of our "national" symbols, all made up by swedes or finlands swedes. Think two seconds about the cross in the flag for example, none of us has ever been true christians and this "let's just pretend to be one so we don't lose our head by some hothead crusader"-meme is getting a bit old by now
>>58035902
>hothead crusaders
>in 1917
>>58035902
>none of us has ever been true christians
Have you lost it dude?
>>58030344
those are the giant creatures that protect iceland
>>58030344
My friend owns like 15 bulls
>>58033753
post pics
>>58029083
"Nordic" is a meaningless buzzword
>>58037018
haven't put it on anything yet
>>58037208
>t. anti-nordist
>>58037338
Nice patch m8 :3
>>58030593
>petroskoi
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>>58037338
I can smell your house over the internet. I like that smell. Nice cabin smell and very fresh.
>>58031313
>>58030896
tapa ittes
>>58031040
>>58037208
t. Sami Saamelainen
>>58037888
>trusting PornMD
Probably some Ayyrabs abusing proxies anyways if it's true, as porn is banned down in their poopoo sandlands
Nico!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MoJQlQ9DWE
How awesome is this?
>>58029083
>Finland
>Nordic
Fuck off, Sven.
>>58042284
>Finland
>not Nordic
Take your shitty memes and sod off then
>>58043086
This desu.
Fuck this one turbo autist. We're either alone or Nordic.
>>58042284
Retard.
>>58037668
>tfw i know what you mean
>>58031040
Norway so pure and untarnished!
Take a step outside
Is vaping for fags?
>>58050869
Probably
>>58050869
vaping is based
>>58051203
Just ordered a cuboid with a cubis tank
mhm wonder how my 45+ yo chainsmoker friends would react
fugg
Don't even remember what this is from though
>>58052620
shit senpai
>>58050869
Should be normie-tier in your Pirate Party-voting fedora-island.
>43% support for a meme party
Please make it stop.
>>58052799
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/meetdocs/2009_2014/documents/libe/dv/11_revframework_statute_/11_revframework_statute_en.pdf
found it
WHO HERE HAS BEEN TO LEGOLAND IN DENMARK??
DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY GIVE SPECIAL TREATMENT TO KIDS WITH AUTISM
>>58052973
>WHO HERE HAS BEEN TO LEGOLAND IN DENMARK??
Not me.
>>58029083
Is Sweden still a meme?
I haven't been in /int/ for a while
>>58052973
I HAVE
BUT THAT WAS 25 YEARS AGO, BUT I HAVE AUTISM SO IT'S OKAY
>>58053113
DID YOU HAVE METRIC TONNES OF FUN??'
DID YOU DRIVE YOUR LEGO CAR?
>>58053862
CONSIDERING LEGOS WAS MY LIFE IN MY YOUTH, I WAS BESIDE MYSELF
AND YES, THERE WAS LEGO CARS, I PICKED UP MANY CHICKS
>>58053924
how old are you now? you say you went to legoland 25 years ago
>>58054010
33, and here I am posting 2D girls on a tibetan tapestry board
>>58054115
are you a NEET?
>>58054134
wish I was .. janitor job doesn't pay well but it's better than fucking welfare
>>58054167
why dont you use your country's free college and get an education :^)?
>>58029083
Ayyyyy
>>58055986
lmao
>>58029083
Pic for next thread
What makes Finland Nordic?
Is Nordic not synonymous with Norse?
Is Nordic a cultural, or pseudo-political term?
jag på bilden
Vittu mitä paskaa
>>58056589
>What makes Finland Nordic?
It's location, and therefore it's culture, and therefore it's people.
>Is Nordic not synonymous with Norse?
No. Well, yes, but still no. It's complicated. Let's simplify and just go with; 'No, not in English'.
>Is Nordic a cultural, or pseudo-political term?
I could probably give you a really detailed and autistic explanation to sort the whole Nordic thing out, but it's 5 in the morning and I'm fucking tired. ;_;
>>58056865
>I could probably give you a really detailed and autistic explanation to sort the whole Nordic thing out, but it's 5 in the morning and I'm fucking tired. ;_;
I understand. If you're willing, I'd appreciate a simplified version.
>>58056589
Finland's culture is nordic/scandinavian.
The real mystery is why Iceland is up there. Iceland is too far away and too contaminated with Celtic so it's neither Scandinavian nor Nordic.
>>58052804
GTFO with your petty-bourgeois, anti-revolutionary propaganda!
The Workers WILL seize the means of production and there is nothing you or your Volvo-driving, Abba listening, Mohammed (and Capitalist)-worshipping country can do about it.
ALL POWER TO THE PIRATES
