>Be French
>Have a thousand years of extremely impressive and fascinating military history
>Maintain one of the most powerful militaries in the modern world and a permanent seat on the UN security council
>Be one of history's greatest contributors to philosophy, science, art, music, theology, fashion, and cuisine
>Have what is widely considered to be the most beautiful language and sexiest accent
>Be the single most visited tourist destination in the world
>Have one of the largest empires in history, if admittedly not as large as Britain's or Spain's
>Have the most famous building in Europe and possibly the world
>Be the only country to successfully invade England in the past one-thousand years
>Be such a nice place that people literally die trying to get in
CAN'T MAKE THIS MERDE UP
>>58025677
>>Be such a nice place that people literally die trying to get in
I bet you experience that every time you try to get in jeans or your car
>>58025677
>Be such a nice place that people literally die trying to get in
CALAIS
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>>58025743
>>58025845
Some migrants died trying to get to England by swimming from Calais.
>>58025883
My point was people are dying to get out.
Je t'aime, France.
>>58025677
>Be the only country to successfully invade England in the past one-thousand years
One lie and you ruin the whole post m8
>>58025677
This anon here is completely right.
A Japanese girl goes on vacation to France to document her experiences. Her intention: Showing the atmosphere and exploring some of the romantic Stereotypes of the iconic city. Instead she got what appeared to her like an African ghetto mixed with Arabic and Asian ambience. Coming from a nation with very little immigration, she was very surprised when she barely saw any French people - in Paris!
Like in many European nations like England or Sweden, French people are now the minority in their own capital. In some districts of large cities, children of migrants now make up up to 80% of newborns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfkDzXuWhkk
>>58025883
>>58025921
>>58025845
You guys are fighting over who gets more muslim immigrants again aren't you?
>>58025931
have an angry baguette
>>58026110
they are
>>58025677
>Be the only country to successfully invade England in the past one-thousand years
>>58025995
1066 never forget
>>58026130
Merci beaucoup, mon ami.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Hsqe6g_4U
>>58026176
england really didnt exist when scandinavians invaded the british isles
>>58025845
>>58025995
>>58026015
>>58026203
Oh look, buttblasted britshits, how unexpected!
>>58026202
and now a French heart
>>58026015
racist cunt
>Have what is widely considered to be the most beautiful language and sexiest accent
Stop this meme, French sounds like shit.
>>58026450
je suis français maintenant.
>>58026203
Literal fucking savages
>>58026843
They even give us non-literal savages a bad name
>>58026888
Don't worry Sudanbro we all know you're civilised
>>58026941
>mfw britanon replies to me
Thank you British long-lost brother.
I'll go express my bottled savagery in GTA V by killing annoying NPCs.
>>58026566
BUTT
HURT
>>58027050
You don't have to announce it, m8.
>>58025677
I... I know
>>58025677
The USA dismantled the UK's physical empire in the early 20th century, and spent the rest of the later century dismantling the French and rest of the European cultural empire, through mockery, imitations, and Hollywood-trash culture.
The USA is only great because it's made everyone else weaker.
>>58027732
The Brits did that also, dicide and conquer and the balance of powers.
what does "oh hohn hohn baguette" mean?
i hear french people saying it all the time and google translate won't help
>>58026277
you should check out the anglo-dutch wars
>>58031063
It means "hello, how are you?". If you say than in a bakery, they will give you breadsticks :DDD
>be French
>be un gros connard
>>58025677
>Successfully invade England
>French = Norman king who used mercenaries and crusaders all over europe
>>58025743
>>58026015
>French people are now the minority in their own capital. In some districts of large cities, children of migrants now make up up to 80% of newborns.
who made up those numbers? who said that? Did that person ever lived or stayed in Paris for more than 2 weeks?
>>58035633
>Norman king
>In Normandy
>In France
>Speaking French
>Culturally French
But muh Norman, nut French
>>58025677
>people literally dieing trying to get in
And they are dieing once they get their too :^)
>>58037417
Wanna talk about Detroit? :^)
>>58037417
They don't deserve better anyway.
>>58025743
at least he has a car and jeans nigger
>>58037653
what about it? Michigan has plenty of good spots what's your point?
>>58026671
You are, since a shit ton of years.
>>58039867
Why are you so analdevastated? Its just a bit of friendly banter.
>>58027021
literally the funniest person i ever met was from sudan
>i rate sudan
>>58040543
lol someone speaks the truth and suddenly
>i-it's just banter!!!
Go back to your fucking mudhut and pray some local warlord doesn't dig a machete into your skull so you can live another meaningless pittance of a day tomorrow
>>58040967
>still doesnt understand banter
yeesh
>>58040700
Was his name Tamir or Tarig? I remember a britanon mentioning a sudanese person with that name being the funniest person he ever met, back in 2014 here.
And glad to see you laughing/smiling, among the depression and tension on this board.
>>58041261
damn that girl looks disgustingly british
>>58040967
I'll be fine tomorrow.
You on the other hand seem a bit perturbed. Did.I touch a nerve? :)
>>58041308
ayy that wasnt me but his name was tamir, i wonder if its the same guy. any more info?
>>58041334
shes actually a vile yank
>still failing at banter
>>58041530
If you don't catch dengue that is
When you live in a country where dengue is an actual problem you probably shouldn't be allowed on the internet
>>58042073
I literally have no more information besides that post. Sure it wasn't you? (although it was a shot in the dark).
>>58042206
I never said she was british, she's just got that big forehead, beady eyed, caked on makeup british look
I've still got PTSD from my visit
>>58042236
>you probably shouldn't be allowed on the internet
It's probably for my safety considering the mindnumbing retardation I am facing from this American here
Dengue is transmitted by mosquitoes, I am wondering if it could penetrate the gallons of subcutaneous fat on the average American? :)
>>58042275
no it wasnt me, did the guy say if he met him in britain or elswhere?
>>58037653
>French-named city
>Is a shithole
Pottery desu
>>58042516
He just mentioned that he was the funniest guy he had ever met, in response to my comment, nothing else. Could be coincidental.
>>58042306
>I've still got PTSD from my visit
>being triggered by stong british lads
>>58042437
It's a funny day when someone who has to struggle to food and has likely eaten dirt makes fun of a country for essentially eating too much food
I almost feel bad making fun of the world's charity case but you're annoying so I don't
>>58042795
yeah maybe your just funny guys
>>58042808
No it wasn't the guys, they were stereotypical milquetoast pussies, it was the slagathors you call "women" which I described in the above post
Thinking about it has me gagging again, I remember the only non hideous one was this waitress in bourton
>>58025677
>Have what is widely considered to be the most beautiful language and sexiest accent
>>58042885
>I almost feel bad making fun of the world's charity case
I actually feel amused that you're this butthurt over a simple mocking comment. Looks your skin isn't as 'thick' as it is genuinely thick.
>>58042973
>Thinking about it has me gagging again
That's probably last hour's snack, regurgitating. Provides a pleasant alternative compared to the drivel you've posted so far.
>>58025677
>Be the only country to successfully invade England in the past one-thousand years
Except it was Danes and Polish troops.
>>58043303
Who told you about snacks?
>>58043371
1015 was more than 1000 years ago.
>>58026566
>>58043031
Anglos being anglos
Litteral cancer
>>58043491
Well fuck me it was wasn't it
>>58043425
The same person who forget to tell you about diets?
>>58043425
Okay anon we get it, you're mad that he's skinny and you aren't.
>>58025743
>>Be such a nice place that people literally die trying to get in
>>I bet you experience that every time you try to get in jeans or your car
>>58042437
>Dengue is transmitted by mosquitoes, I am wondering if it could penetrate the gallons of subcutaneous fat on the average American? :)
>>58043303
>>Looks your skin isn't as 'thick' as it is genuinely thick.
This is fucking gold
>>58043607
No really, what is a snack in sudan, do you have those?
>>58043690
What's a canadian doing bantering about obesity desu
>>58043690
Based Canadabro, I am off season after terminating my contract with the Aussies.
If you ever need bantering foriegn legion support, we are at your service! (and the nice britbro ITT).
It's getting late. Have a nice day west-hemispherefags
>>58043748
Mi medico-hermano. Make sure you get a residency in a top-tier US hospital to spite the angry blob here, and hopefully treat him.
>>58043532
La plupart des gens pensent que la langue anglaise (avec un accent anglais) est plus doux a l'oreille que la langue francaise. C'est seulement les médias qui nous disent que francais est une belle langue.
>>58043849
>snacks, snacks, snacks...
Great, now he won't calm down until someone gives him his daily doses of snacks
>>58043849
I'm doing more than you do in a month.
>>58044022
>Mexico
>Literally the fattest country on earth
u sure
>>58044217
lmao post numbers fucking dyel nerd are you even 1/2/3/4
>>58044351
I don't need to eat 4 courses a meal, no.
>>58044218
>comparing chubby Mexicans to morbidly obese Americans
>>58044567
cmon pedro
>>58044490
fat leaf doesn't even lift lol
>>58025677
Normandy wasn't really France though was it?
>>58025677
thanks bruh, i needed this Tbh.
USA best ally
>>58043862
Dis ce que tu veux négro.
>>58044636
I do lift, but then it can't possibly compare to even the amount of weight you have to lift to get out of bed.
>>58044816
Well muscle does weigh more than fat by volume yeah
>>58025743
absolutely destroyed
>>58044942
Speaking of volume, how big is the chair on your mobility scooter anyway?
>>58044636
>>>58044781
7 years ago
search again
>>58045168
lmao ok https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2015/04/22/youll-never-guess-the-worlds-fattest-country-and-no-its-not-the-u-s/
http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/poorest-list/the-worlds-10-fattest-countries-in-2015/?view=all
http://www.fitnessfrenzie.com/gallery/7091/top-10-fattest-countries-in-the-world/75930
SORRY PEDRO
>>58043862
Posh british sounds great, but litterally nobody speaks posh britsh except BBC radio weather forecast people.
