President Ulmanis edition
Kā mēs salabosim cilvēci?
>>58022330
Īstenojot Latvijas Impēriju.
first for /dude/
>>58022451
>doing some haha
What did he mean by this?
I am here for the relocation please
>>58022451
estonedia x-DD
Sveiks, dārgais draugs. Laipni lūgts jaunajā sarakstes lapā.
how would you describe the drinking habits of your country?
>>58022775
Fun
>>58022798
very good post, i see we're off to a good start here
anyone else?
>>58022775
anibe
@58023106
haha, i'm just gonna take them and not share
>a davido-kun enters the thread
>>58023056
>13th reply
You can do better than this...
>>58023106
>>58023106
>make two High Quality™ posts
>only get One (1) (You)
what does /balt/ think about racism and sexism in today's society?
>>58023340
GAS THE KIKES, HANG THE NIGGERS, BURRY THE CHINKS, RACE WAR NOW.
Its our culture.
>>58023340
i like it
>>58023340
gas kikes race war now
>>58023340
not enough
gonna do a wank soon
>>58023614
Ur mum already wanked me off
>>58023665
And me
what the fuck? i fucking hate estonia now
>>58023834
Bravo
Google pls
>>58023921
i have gotten one correct like this, just select the squares with the most geometric patterns
>>58023834
wtf am I looking at
>>58023921
>4G
Rich cunt
>>58024132
someone found an empty bottle in the ditch.. omg.. how are we ever going to recover from this un-cultured behaviour
>>58023921
>not using number captcha
>>58024154
Im middle class, not rich.
Ugh, mid-semester break end is over and I have to go to uni tomorrow but I'm still awake.
>>58023340
There isnt enough of it
>>58024154
>when someone uses 3G near me
ewww
>>58023340
They are rational beliefs to hold since there are differences between the sexes and races.
(Just kidding xD)
>>58022305
Traitor's reward is death.
>>58024393
ur mum's reward is my dick lol
>>58023921
>>58024182
tell them me and my normie friends left it there for smelly homeless people to get the deposit at maxima
mystery solved
>>58023340
>ugly woman complaining about racism and sexism
kek
>>58024393
What the fuck did you just say about God Emperor Ulmanis?
>4445
>>58024509
observe these repeating numericals, will you
>>58024429
That's gay lmoa
>>58024448
i myself have thrown empty beer cans into that very same ditch and they are all gone the next day
the thing you'll notice is that the bottles there don't have the "recycle" price on them so they are worthless to bums
Multiplying (You)'s!!!
>>58024549
ur mum was gay last night haha
>>58024445
so you're really german, not some shitskin from little turkey or """""""""greese""""""""""" as they humorously call it?
>>58024567
last night gay was ur mum haha
>>58024557
I'll (you) if you (you) back
>>58024593
Yes, 191cm, blonde and blue eyed prussian reporting in.
>no one wants free (You)'s
:/
>>58024655
(you)3
>>58024636
last night ur mum was gay lmao
>>58024674
Your grandma probably got raped when soviets came desu
>>58024691
teuton scum
>>58024674
your thoughts on baltic germans and other germans who have abandoned the fatherland?
>>58024356
I bet your phone costs more than 200€, Mr. Moneybucks
>>58024704
No. One side of my family managed to flee when the russians approached danzig and the other side already lived in the west, where they met.
>>58024738
fuck germany
Oh no
>>58024820
i got it for free for being a loyal customer to my telco for 20 years
got to choose one with cost up to 600EUR
got an LG for 150EUR
they were very surprised that i didn't get an iShit or something equally shitty in the higher price range
>>58024739
I don't know much about them Tbh. Tell me about them.
>>58024958
hello grandpa
>>58024906
>t. Malte-Sören
>>58024958
good lad
>>58025060
Don't reply to him hes a greek who lives in germany
>>58025060
bin keine kartoffel
>>58025098
wtf? i hate lithuania now
>>58024210
>captcha
>>58025133
He is mad because Lithuania < Latvia.
>>58024958
>not getting an iShit
Good, lad
>>58025179
the official ranking is
Germany < Lithuania <eesti < latvia < greece am i right?
>>58025098
I never get these people. Why move to a country you hate? They all have their own country, if they love it so much why not go back there? Maybe turks and greeks really aren't so different after all.
https://youtu.be/59W3oLJ7Zr0
>>58025241
Wait ~10 minutes. I will go home and post my picture.
>NiP coming back
>>58025126
Warum bist du dann überhaupt hier?
>>58025278
Kaufen dir die Balten das mit dem Jude sein ab?
>>58025366
Was ist "hier"?
>>58025386
Als ob die sich mit irgendwelchen /deutsch/ Tripschwuchteln auskennen.
>>58025366
>>58025386
>>58025435
>>58025452
Speak English or Latvian, the official /balt/ languages.
queen of maxima? xDDD
>The baltic germans are coming back
>>58025435
Deutschland.
>>58025512
bad trip
>>58025498
we never left
well, some of us did, to siberian funcamps :D
>>58025452
Weißt du, ich spiele hier eig. auch viele verschiedene Persönlichkeiten. Die Slawen ködert man immer noch am besten.
mfw two germans talk in german IN OUR THREAD
>>58025471
Thanks for the (You)s m8
Påsk?
hvar eru hinir íslendingarnir :DD?
>>58025471
No invaders allowed?
>>58025512
ficki ficki
>>58025529
Nothing is worse than anime Tbh
>>58025568
There's actually three of us :^)
>>58025672
filtered lol
>>58025672
>There's actually three of us :^)
>>58025672
>Nothing is worse than anime Tbh
Why are you in /balt/ then?
>>58025609
Es zwingt dich niemand in Deutschland zu bleiben.
>>58025800
For the dank memes and to call lithuania memelland Tbh
>>58025798
>Memelland
I want to ask the qt latvian girl in my management class out, what do I say to her?
>>58025928
/balt/ is anime now though.
>>58025928
>and to call lithuania memelland
delet this
>>58025929
you and me, we are like kartupelis and pippelis
>>58025929
Just bee you are self.
>>58025241
Oh wow, I came home for nothing and realised that it's < and not >.
>>58025847
Vier falsche Persönlichkeiten unter deutscher Flagge schon. Bin darauf ganz stolz uezs, da mein Verschwinden schnell auffallen würde.
>>58025929
ej dirst mauka
What did he mean by this?
https://youtu.be/WyIq9FdTgwM
I am tired
https://youtu.be/tbQJPcOeiTk?t=5m15s
>>58026307
hi tired
>>58026191
Warum /balt/?
>>58026307
same
>>58026382
how come you post here? Do you post in any other generals?
>>58026397
Betriebsgeheimnis
>>58026507
Posting this to get them in jail
Is it true that tall buildings in Lithuania have bars on the windows?
>>58026269
>you will never be as BASED as Jerry Miculek
>>58026494
there's no /iceland/ general, /scandi/ bullies icelanders, and I relate to the nationals of small countries like the balts
I don't regularly post in other generals, no
>>58026800
Why not simply stop using your name?
>>58026800
fair enough m80
>>58026918
because that'd be svenposting
>>58026494
Leave iceland alone
>>58026918
why not you get the fuck outta here, smelly teuton
>>58026918
>""""""""Prussian""""""""
>>58026958
I understand. Swedish posters are some of the worst.
>>58027004
>Memelland
>>58026988
I'm literally not bullying you overly sensitive tramp
>>58026918
Because everyone would meme him. He's the only Swede poster anyway so removing the name doesn't change that everyone can recognise him
>>58027093
Ur mums ass will be overly sensitive after tonight lol haha
>>58027120
I forgot that /scandi/ and /sverigetraaden/ are two different generals.
>>58027120
no there is other swede poster that started to come here regularly
>>58027247
What about that one swede who used to post the same pasta every day? It was some time ago though.
>>58027382
for some reason I don't remember that guy. That might be because I wasn't really active week ago
>>58027473
I am talking more like about a year ago man.
>>58027521
The swedbank lad?
>>58027521
oh I see still don't remember :D
>>58027382
what about
t. ele2
>>58027879
Xdddddd
Čiulpkit mano mažą varpą.
• ͜ •
>>58028017
es zinu kur tu džyvotas nx
>Čiulpkit
⋌ ( •᷅ ᆺ •᷅ ) ⋋
Why is lenny banned?
>>58028323
Who?
Too many foreigners here.
>>58028265
Tai geriau pamiršk.
>>58028400
refugees welcome
>>58028559
ej dirst mauka
>>58028400
This tbqh
Thoughts?
>>58028649
Pay reperations for old prussia you fucking teuton
>>58028720
Needs to be undet Latvian and Lithuanian joint controll to cleanse the lands of Russia for taking.
>>58028720
Oy vey!
>>58028723
Rude Tbh
>>58028720
good memories
>>58028803
r e p e r a t i o n s
we used to think that first known habitation of Lithuania dates back to the final ice age, 10 000 BC, apparently we just found out that we lived 43 000 (!!!) years ago!
http://www.delfi.lt/news/daily/lithuania/istorijos-detektyvai-sensacija-zmones-lietuvoje-gyveno-pries-43-tukstancius-metu.d?id=71013112
>>58029178
teuton, bow down to the ancient lithuanian!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
>>58029365
Nice
>>58029365
I saved this picture b4 you posted the article. Glad that I could use it so fast.
>>58030287
Am I madman or what? lmao
>>58029139
literally nothing about this on delfi.lv
i call bull shit
why is he so perfect?
>>58030888
BINKIS
Can others even compete?
>>58031361
I did it again! lol
>>58030255
wtf I hate ancient lithuanians now
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
:DDD
>>58031292
>Two colours on the same coin
>>58031669
>they can't afford 2 colors on their coins
My iPhone 4 won't turn on anymore what do
>>58031860
>2011+5
>iPhone
>iPhone 4
>>58031920
Nvm I held down some buttons and now it's working again, thanks for your concern.
>>58022305
Nausėda for brezident :D
Hungry
>>58032022
Then eat?
hungry
>>58032022
Jacks
>>58032022
have a wank
>>58032041
>slavic crêpes
post hungry
get dubs
>>58032102
>not knowing the kot meme
>>58032111
hungry
pls
How does the migrant crisis look like in the baltic states right now?
>>58032111
Hello Hungary :DDDDDDDD
>>58032235
Literally what?
>>58032235
Total refugees in all three states: 15
>>58032255
Why can't I get the digits
Hungary
Hungry
pls give them
>>58032235
there is no such a thing
>>58032235
we look at the tv, how europe fucks itself in the ass and laugh
>>58032369
this. t bh
>>58032369
>and laugh
Doesn't look you do.
hungry hungry hungary
>>58032235
only vietnamese problem
What is the general attitude in your countries towards this topic?
>tfw 150 migrants will soon move in to a camp a couple hundred meters from where I live
>tfw it's directly at a subway station that I have to use almost daily
>>58032542
Merkel caused everything by inviting them desu
>>58032477
THIS ISN'T A FUCKING GAME
GIVE ME THE REPEATING DIGITS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
HUNGRY HUNGARY
>HUNGRY HUNGARY
HUNGARY HUNGRY
>HUNGARY HUNGRY
alright it worked thx
>>58032102
>crêpes
Faggot
>>58032611
hello hungary
>>58032666
hello hungry satan :DDDDDDDD
>>58032597
No, she only aggravated, but not caused.
>>58031292
So it's good enough for your coins but the African flag was just too good to pass up when you decided your flag?
when are the retards in europe going to admit they have no idea how the fuck they should run europe and just give control over to the balts?
i mean: take greece, what the fuck is that piece of shit still doing in the EU? now when the fourth bailout is on it's way people are saying "well maybe there is a problem", fucking told you from the beginning, no, no problems! le cradle of buttfucking idiots who liked to talk shit when drunk...
take russia, what the fuck is europe doing to secure itself? nothing, "paranoid" balts just screaming to deaf ears and america has to take over
take the fucking "refugees", oh yeah, let's just take them all and distribute the cancer all over europe, while we say NO... omg nazis and racists wtf? you're not eruopean, no!
getting real fucking sick of this shit already
thank you for reading, hope you had as much fun as i did writing this
>>58032752
I did it! roflmao
>>58032597
Nah niggers escaped to europe even before Gaddafi was killed, westerners felt sorry for them. All africa is on there way to fuck them up, and all they can do is blame eastern euros, because they don't want those people.
>>58032715
You're right i said it the wrong way.
>>58032776
do u like span
>>58032841
PEERULASED XDDDDDD HAHA LMAO REKT
>>58032867
span of what? europe?
back from ban for posting a lewd image on this board lol
what are the best memes from the past 3 days?
>>58032776
there is a way
>>58033188
if that is a reflection of alex, then who took the photo?
>>58033241
idk but i took a shit on ur mum's tits last nite hahahaha
>>58033241
How do i know?
>>58033155
>>58033177
>>58033188
Three dubs in a row
>>58033398
if you're easily impressed by dubs then you'll love these
FUCK THIS LITHUANIAN >>58033463
>>58033525
done
>>58033516
>>58033555
STOP BULLY
>>58033555
Good bully, lad
>>58033525
His post was better than yours. Can you guess why?
>>58033582
Thanks.
>>58032776
nice blog
Love,
George
>>58033726
because you are a fagget?
>>58033726
gtfo paki
>>58033177
non violent?
>>58033822
dubs are always extremely volatile
>>58033791
No, guess again. Also this guess is factually incorrect.
>>58033794
t. Someone who didn't get 1st post
You're opinion would matter a bit more if you got first post but you didn't.
>>58033822
Yes.
>>58032776
so mad right now >:@
>>58033608
>He can't even get dubs
>>58033822
When did i allowed you to save our shirts?
>create dreakthread on /tv/
>get's like 10 replays in 1 minute
>gets deleted
why do finns have such a funny accent?
>>58034337
They're a living meme nation
>>58024210
>legacy captcha
>numbers
h u n g r y h u n g a r y
>>58034337
it's not nice to make fun of retarded people
>>58032542
you gonna get anally bred really hard senpai
>>58034337
>why do finns live inside of bins?
What did he mean by this?
>>58034632
when you see one that is not in the bin you should automatically inform them to get back in the bin
>Zanis Butkus
>Butkus
Memes
>>58034745
>45
R u evn hungary????
Discuss.
>>58035251
How will you do that if youre going to be genocided by the United Baltic duchy?
>>58035318
We nuke you before that
>>58035417
Oh ok
good luck
>>58035251
You made one big mistake.
I'm only gonna be hit by one layer of thermal radiation and since I'm a superhuman you'd need at least 7 layers to kill me.
That means you'd be in big trouble.
>>58035251
>he didn't use all the nukes to remove russia
>>58035506
Then all Latvians and Estonians will definitely look like anime
>>58035645
I don't understand
hahahahahaha
lol
>>58035801
2 nukes made Japan make anime
Image what will happen after all those nukes in Latvia and Estonia..
>>58035506
>superhuman
>human
>>58035251
best day of my life
>>58036096
Jealousy is a sin.
>>58036044
That's inevitable, I will make /balt/ anime again
>>58035251
Lithuania doesn't have fissionable material to produce nukes other. We do and we even produced the first nukes for Russia.
>>58036044
we will be world superpower in no time
>>58036204
By /balt/ I meant Baltic states, not just this general.
>>58036235
>I nuke the Latvia and Estonia
>You don't have nukes
>>58036235
>we even produced the first nukes for Russia
reported to pentagon
>>58036204
actually jealousy isnt a sin
t. catholic
>>58036388
It is in Azusianism
>>58036366
Pentagon here, up your military expenditure.
>>58036235
only problem with those uranium reserves is that we'd have to dig a crater the size of estonia to get it
still no gf lads
>>58036982
Digging it up isn't a problem, just the extraction would be a fucked up process.
does it work?
>>58037254
unfortunate. was a pretty good trip but had another # in it
Who was the greatest Latvian ever?
Who was the biggest Latvian traitor?
>>58037373
Who was the greatest Latvian ever?
Do we even have to answer that?
>>58037373
me
me
>>58037220
the extraction is a fucked up process because uranium is deposited in the soil so sparsely it is barely detectable by a geiger instrument leading to mining quotas that would enable us to create an artificial island the size of saaremaa from the side-products
it is unfeasible in every way conceivable
>>58037373
Biggest traitor - Pēteris Stučka (his lastname is literally a synonym for snitch)
Greatest Latvian - Kārlis Ulmanis
>>58037472
Yet on parts of the Northern shore the compass goes haywire. It is technically possible to start extracting shit as a last form of defense.
>>58037427
him >>58037457 ?
>>58037644
and there it has actually been mined too, to little effect during the soviet times, afaik the mining was halted
i'm personally more interested in what the geologist find during rail-baltica trail excavation and soil research, maybe they hit a good spot that has a high concentration of uranium and where the damage to environment would be something to at least consider for future mining
Guys how much would coust used ps4?
>>58037724
haha youve put him in a tough spot
if he says yes he lies
if he says no he insults me :))
>>58037887
280~350 euros
>>58037724
You could say so
>>58037900
Haha
>>58037887
~15 blowies
>>58036805
Shit religion
i haven't seen a nigger in my life.
i fucking hate niggers
>>58038384
rude post
debian really is the best distro out there.
actually works out of the box lol
>>58038386
i see niggers in tallinn some times, but they usually speak finnish
>>58038386
I saw my first nigger at the first day in Germany.
s m u k s
b r i d g e
>>58038386
only niggers ive seen were in riga
>>58038746
DISGUSTING
Ive seen 5 this year
>>58038746
saw like 30 of them once all in sport suits.
>>58038783
ive seen 6 total
first time i saw one was in forumcinemas
then some on the street
one niggress on street while in bus
and 2 niggers next to me in the tram
>>58038386
something has to be done about the nigger
>>58038702
Did you (guys) know Latvia has the widest waterfall in Europe?
>>58038943
absolutely fascinating
>>58038386
were do you live? I see niggers quite rarely but I see them from time to time in campus.
>>58039028
that's a funny way of saying bravo
>>58038943
https://youtu.be/gU1jGKONMMc
>>58038943
B-bravo Latvia
>>58038820
d e v i l i s h
>>58038943
well done latvia
My dog only understands Chinese
Fuck lads. I've got to go to work in about 20 minutes and I really don't want to. But I can't really chuck a sickie since I pestered my boss for the extra shift in the first place.
>>58039119
they were from uk, men and women. But what kinda sport event is here?
>>58039253
Ask an aussie to speak with it
>>58039270
you brought this on yourself
>>58039298
Some party maybe?
>>58039355
I did. I literally asked for it.
>>58039341
Yeah because we haven't damaged race relationss enough yet. Which brings me neatly to this:
>>58039253
Dogs recognise Chinese the same way Jews recognise German.
>>58039270
https://a.uguu.se/xomopl_wagecuck.webm
>even as I am typing this the eternal Latvian is cucking me out of my water
New thread, lads
>>58039581
>>58039581
>>58039581
>>58039581
>>58039589
:^)
>>58039031
kauno raj.
last hungary