Let's complete the world bidet map, /int/. Then we'll be able to define what parts of the world are civilized and which ones aren't.
>>58007009
France is green
>>58007009
>implying I don't hose my poopy ass with your girlfriends piss
Only person having bidet is my father...
>Brazil
>Bidets are common
I'll dare to say that you never been here.
>not wiping your ass for 30 minutes and picking the clumps of toilet paper shit out of your pubic ass hair in tears
>>58007009
>brazil
>bidets
huehuehue pretty sure they shit on streets and beaches just like indians
>>58007150
The hotel were I was had one. I assumed the houses had too.
>>58007179
Literally nobody has bidets here.
>>58007009
what does finland have? an ass hose?
>>58007321
Yes
Update
never seen one in my entire life
>>58007330
What do the chinese have?
seena handful of them, I actually have one at the moment but never used it
>>58007365
Bidet showers like Finland.
Netherlands
Blue
In pretty much all public places they are present, but in private homes they are uncommon, but not weird.
Update
I'm one of those rare clappers with a bidet thing for my toilet. Would never go back to that caveman dirty ass wiping bullshit.
Arab cunt reporting in.
In Cairo most public toilets have a hole built in that can shoot a stream of water up your butt. In Qatar they don't have that but instead a handheld thing attached to the toilet.
>>58007009
We have water sprayers in all toilets even in our shitty high school toilets pic related
>>58007753
>>58007910
Lithuania red
New houses/apartments have bidets
>>58007910
Brazil should be at least blue desu.
>>58007434
Never seen one here
>>58007910
>France
>green
>>58007009
Argentina can't be green, how can you be green if you don't even have toilets in many parts of the country??
>>58008752
>bosnia and albania are more civilized in ass-cleansing than murrica and canada
wew
>>58008752
Paint Ecuador blue
>>58007009
Red for Switzerland. All of Canada should be red.
>>58008752
Denmark, red.
We had a bidet at our house when I was younger, but i remember that none of my friends knew what it was.
>>58008752
The Indian water device is pooping in the street while it rains.
>>58007009
Greece
Blue
Serbia blue
Serbia red. I don't know where you got the data of neighburing countries though but I don't believe it's common there either
>>58008255
Really?
I had them in all the houses I've ever lived.
I think it depends on the region though.
>Having a whole second toilet that sprays water up your ass
Just wet the toilet paper with warm water. Feels great.
>Bidets are common bathroom fixtures in many southern European countries, especially Italy, where they are found in 97% of households (the installation of a bidet in a bathroom has been mandatory since 1975[3]), Spain, and Portugal. Additionally, they are rather widespread, although not standard, in France, and are often found in Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Hungary, Slovenia, Czech Republic, Malta, and Greece.
>In northern Europe, bidets are rare, although in Finland, bidet showers are common.[4]
>Bidets are also common in the Middle East, in countries such as Armenia, Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, the UAE, Turkey, Lebanon, Syria, and Jordan.
>Bidets can be found in some countries in the Americas, especially in the Southern Cone of South America, and are a standard feature of homes in Argentina, Brazil, Chile, Paraguay, and Uruguay; however, they are rare in North America except for diverse cosmopolitan cities such as Miami and Montreal. However, in recent years, toilet-integrated bidets have started to become much more popular in North America.[citation needed] One reason is the lower cost of attachable or add-on bidets.
>Bidets can also be commonly found in East Asia, particularly Japan, Philippines, Bangladesh, Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam, and South Korea, and in South Asia, namely India, Sri Lanka, and the Maldives.
>In South-East Asia, Muslim countries, and Finland,[4] bidet showers or health faucets are used rather than bidets. These are no separate fixtures like a bidet, but small hoses with a nozzle that are connected to the toilets.
>>58009365
>Netherlands
>Region
Seriously? I mean you can drive from one side of your country to the other side in like an hour.
>>58009058
France used to be green but now it barely qualifies as blue.
"Mais il disparaît presque complètement des installations dans les années 1970, par souci d'économie, et de place dans les salles de bain. Si, en France, ils ne sont que rarement installés dans les logements récents (de 95 % de salles de bains équipées, ce pourcentage est tombé en 1993 à 42 %)2,3,4, de même qu'énormément de personnes suppriment les bidets existants."
>>58008916
>Bosnia
>A country
>>58009407
>>58009355
What are you talking about, my apartment came with a bidet in the bathroom
Why is England blue? I've never ever seen one here, only time I've seen them is in hotels abroad.
>>58009462
Never seen it in any friends house
>>58007321
Finland has this setup.
>>58009442
Well, it's true.
>>58009642
It doesn't contradict the Netherlands having regions regardless.
>>58009642
It is true.
>>58009407
I don't think you realize how diverse the Netherlands is.
Just look at this linguistic map of the Benelux. Only the yellow parts actually speak Dutch.
We have a Roman Catholic and a Protestant area, a bible belt, Island Territories, a complex history, massive migrations, a literal Gomorrah called Holland which includes Amsterdam, a Friet/Patat isoglosse, polders which do not have history, and regional separatism to boot.
>>>58009546
ahh the shit blaster
>>58007321
we have the pillupuhelin system
>>58009794
That's interesting, tbqh. Feel free to tell me more.
>>58008752
>bidets
>in France
Literally quoi
>>58007167
No, we don't. But in the nigger parts it's common to see drunken people take a piss in public, especially at festivals.
>>58007910
We have these here
>>58009389
>>58014044
kek
reminder: if your country commonly has bidets, you are NOT white
>>58014224
>being proud of being filthy
>>58014262
>taking diarrhea curry shits and not clean beautifully shaped white people shits
>>58014262
>using muh bidet as an excuse not to shower
>northern butthurt ITT
>lithuanian subhumans slavs jumping on the "white" bandwagon
good bidet thread as always
>>58014354
>having to plan your morning around something as simple as taking a shit so you don't have to shower twice
>>58014354
>I have to shower my entire body multiple times a day when I only need to rinse my anus
good thinking lad
>>58014398
>>58014422
italy sounds filthy
>>58014448
new zealand sounds like nothing at all you irrelevant cunt lmao
Mark us blue.
Finland has the best solution. The mini sink bidets are retarded. The internal toilet bidet streams are just disgusting.
>>58014473
enjoy getting nuked :^O
>>58014448
>doesn't have bidets
>calls anyone filthy
>>58014483
better than living among crusty anglo anuses :^)
Had to search what the fuck it is
>>58014473
>>58014520
Never talk to him like that ever again
>>58014587
Stop defending your wife's son
>>58014587
>Australia
>literally 50 degrees all year round and they still don't wash their asses properly
good lord the smell must be like Bombay after National Curry Day
Update
>>58014524
not as good as living among ""refugees"" (^:
>>58007179
>hotels=houses
>>58007330
What "water device" do we have?
>>58014634
Nah he's a good bloke
>>58014653
You have toilet paper for washing your ass you dirty cunt. Don't Italians have hands?
>>58014671
they still smell better than your average anglo fattie
Shitskins like love bidets for a few reasons:
1) they are hairy as chimps so curry diarrhea gets stuck in between their asshair
2) they sweat a lot
3) they have deep traditions of getting their anuses tickled and bidet is the right choice to experience this sensation without risking of getting saw by anyone
>>58014734
This seems spot on desu
>>58014732
garlic and olive oil is NOT a perfume, luigi
>>58014655
>>58014734
>not tickling your anus
Do you hate fun?
>>58014720
you use toilet paper and THEN wash your ass.
jesus it's like talking to monkeys in here.
>>58014802
The only monkey here is you Mario with all that hair in your ass.
>>58014793
you leave Sri Lanka out of this
I use a slave midget in toilet, who cleans my ass with tongue.
>>58014870
good post
>>58014734
white people are literally the hairiest people on the planet so what the fuck are you babbling about?
>>58014848
my hair is smooth you're just mad as fuck over being a lesser human who hasn't learned to clean himself properly after millions years of evolution.
>>58014866
t. Kanpoor Kumar Singhalasari
>>58014910
how would you know? how many white people have you met in your life?
>>58014928
I'm an Anglo son, I won the lottery in life the moment I was born.
>>58014955
>is actually born in Australia
the ultimate meme country son, your whole culture revolves around kangaroos and hats with corks.
and you still can't wash your ass like a normal person...
>>58014942
t. John Xingping Andrew Huang
Philippines is blue. Most middle to upper class have bidets while poor shits have a pail and dipper.
>>58015009
You mean the ultimate best country? Why else do Italians move here?
>>58015111
>no bidets
>best country
jokes
>>58015157
Clearly many Italians are willing to forgo a bidet for a job.
does anyone wash their ass with bidet?
here it is used for washing feet, babies ass, mop or similar shit
>>58015194
a couple poor terroni moving there do not reflect the vast majority of my country's population, not all of us can be enlightened, there are always some bad apples willing to conform to lesser society (i.e. bidetless societies) because they have been misguided by their own greed.
>>58015267
here it's used for all those things plus washing ass and minus the mopping, that's gypsy stuff.
>>58015274
But we are richer than you, so clearly they are actually the smart Italians.
I dont think I know anyone with a bidet. Dont make assumptions
>>58015330
>terroni
>smart
>>58015393
>Italian
>Job
>>58015464
>mw got a job AND a bidet
how can poorstralians even compete?
>>58015274
This just proves that Northern Italians are the worst and most retarded Italian shitposters and fall for every retarded bait
>>58015536
>mad terrone pretending to be sophisticated maymay
I'm sure every foreigner ITT is very impressed Carmine
>>58015464
>australia
>internet
>>58015516
Too bad 50% of youth in your """""""country""""""""" doesn't
>>58015589
>Not having banter internet
Come on m8
>>58015589
I'll move to NZ then :^)
>>58007009
bidets here only exist in old houses, far from being common everywhere, nigger.
>>58007195
lies, there's bidets everywhere
where are you from? north probably
>>58015838
I think here you'll only see bidets in hotels. I've never known anybody with one in their house.
>>58007321
It's called a vagina phone
>>58007009
how do people even manage to live withouth bidet?
>>58014793
update
>>58016668
drin drin drin, bagina phone
>>58016820
we have shattaf which is like bidet pipe and is easy to use.
thought there are people who only use toilet paper only, or even their hands. Wtf.
was in japan a week ago, they have tons there
i wish they were widespread here, i spend like an hour on the dunnie sweating from the heat trying to get a perfect wipe
good thread
>>58016854
I travelled a lot in Europe and slept in people's houses and never saw a bidet there. How accurate is this map?
Also never seen a bidet in Israel. I don't know for others but I finish with wet wipes.
Update
>>58016907
here houses use this. its much better than bidet too
>>58017567
>its much better than bidet too
No, it's just the poor man's bidet
>>58017567
Added
Since when are bidets used widely in England.
IF YOU DONT USE A BIDET TO WASH YOUR ASS FROM TH HANGING SHIT THEN HOW DO YOU CLEAN IT?
>>58007009
These are objectively superior to bidets
>>58018327
Wipes?
>>58007009
I have one where I live, but I have not seen them in any other house apart from houses of family members, so I think we're red.
kek, i'm from chile an i never seen a bidet
China doesnt have anything like that, not even the hotels
>>58019069
There would be still some shit left in your asshole, and the smell won't go away
i use both. (wipes after bidets)
>>58015274
>>58015111
>implying italian migrants don't get bidets in their houses, spreading civilisation
>>58007009
make south africa red, i've never seen a bidet in my life
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>>58016120
>>58019931
Disgusting.
>>58025123
They're not common in Botswana or Zimbabwe, even among the white population
My girlfriend from there didn't even know what one was
>>58025123
I've been to Kenya and I've seen bidets only in the houses of Italians in Malindi, I don't think they know about bidets at all.
>>58007009
Dont you have wipes in argentina? its literally retarded to get you ass wet evereytime you take a shit.
>>58026080
When you get your hand dirty do you just wipe it with paper or do you wash it as well?
I think civilized nations don't use the outdated bidet.
Paint Colombia red. I went to Argentina once and found those things funny cause they look like a water fountain for dogs
Sudaca update based on what was said ITT.
>>58026355
Wipes not toilet paper...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAMCajlBGQ4
Bi'day?
>>58018620
This.
>>58018138
BASED IRELAND
>>58017459
That part in South America is it inhabited by indians? Why?
we use this here
>>58018327
Wet wipes, just water the paper with the faucet.
>toilet witches
dying
>>58032714
blue part?
Yes, mixed with slaves from africa
Every single household here as a bidet. Please fix it.
>>58034378
Found the toilet witch
>>58033114
What's the story about it? Why did Indians go all the way there?
>>58034378
You were green from the beginning >>58007330, they made you brown as a joke
