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7.8 hits Ecuador


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>>57997209
Please God
Just KEK my shit up senpai desu senpai desu desu. End my suffering
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>>57997209
hype
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIBTg7q9oNc
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>earthquake hits your rightful clay
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Oh shit. I live in SoCal. Should I wear a diaper in preparation of shitting my pants?
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>>57997293
That would be colombia's clay f a m
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>>57997382
t. dutch
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>>57997293
>paquisha is being destroyed by Pachamama's rage
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>>57997209
>Japan just had a major earthquake.
>some of our islands is shaking a little

TSUNAMI when?
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>>57997209
>last updated 0159 GMT
How can cnn post things from the future?
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It will be our turn soon, I can feel it.
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>>57997625
recado
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>>57997209
Seems so. I better prepared for the worst, fuck.
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>>57997840
Poland is not even near the pacific
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>>57997293
isn't bolivia your rightful clay?
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>>57997987
Yes but we are close to the dutch.
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>>57998008
not even peruvians want Bolivia back
odd, since Bolivia has oil, tin and cocaine
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>>57997625
Fug
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>>57997625
No,next shit hits us again.
never let you have quake.
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>>57997209
Wew

Take out that fake Canadian
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>>57997209
Ah fuck
I really don't want to deal with another earthquake in my lifetime
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>7.2 in Japan 1 day ago
>7.8 in Ecuador now
>9.5 in Los Angeles tomorrow
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>>57998324
Pussy
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>>57998349
Please 9.5 in Mexico.

I just want to see America being flood by "refugiados"
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It destroyed 1 weak bridge in Guayaquil,some houses in Esmeralda and broke some food in supermarkets all around,also power went out in some parts of Guayaquil and Quito
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>>57998349
New Earthquake Odds

USA 1:20
GUATEMALA 1:100
TONGA 1:5
NEW ZEALAND 1:99
PERU 1:8
EL SALVADOR 1:58
MEXICO 1:12
CANADA 1:900
COSTA RICA 1:50
JAPAN 1:2
PAPUA NEW GUINEA 1:101
CHILE 1:3
PANAMA 1:44
PHILIPPINES 1:125
ECUADOR 1:2
HONDURAS 1:69
NICARAGUA 1:96
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>>57998349
that would be both great and bad
great because it kills murrifats
bad because literally the whole world will focus on those few murrifat deaths instead of actually important matters
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>>57998481
The depth of the earthquake is what matters.

There's always the possibility this is a foreshock though.
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>>57998422
This.
>>57998324
It's just a bit of tectonic banter m8.
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>>57998524
They ate too many burgers
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>>57998349
fug
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>>57998505
Come on man.
We are stronk.
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>>57998481
Well, at least you're prepared:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4yXgSgL_W8
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>>57998505
i wanna bet on California being the next quake but the big money is on Philippines, what do?
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i hope california doesn't get hit
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>>57998592
> desarrollada por estudiantes y docentes de tres colegios de la ciudad de Esmeraldas
>Esmeraldas
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>>57998603
Bet on the Phillipines as to not jinx my death and end my suffering plskthnxbai
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>>57998505
inb4 shitty 5,5 european earthquake
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oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
are we the next /int?
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>>57998640
>California gets hit
>the rest of America goes into famine
PLEASE RUMBLE MY COUNTY, FAMMY.
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>yfw california will cease to exist by next week
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>>57998603
Canada pays higher.
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don't be fags lads
we're used to this
molded by this
embrace it
let it flow
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>>57998722
Will you accept Californian refugees?
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>>57998645
RIP
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>>57998764
only the ones with the biggest bundas
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>>57998764
Just go to Oklahoma or Florida. Do you think California is the only state in the country?
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>>57998481
That's a bit disappointing for a 7.8. Stupid Richter scale.

Also why is it dark in all those videos? It's barely 7 PM local time.
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>>57998722
*unsheathes shotgun*
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>>57998808
At 7pm its already night time and also power went out while it was happening
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everything's fine.
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>>57998798
Those places are third world compared to Santa catarina, Sao Paulo, Acre, Rio Grande do Norte and Rio Grande do Sul
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>>57998724
lol Canada, nothing will happen there
right now there's tremors in Alaska instead
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>>57998645
>>57998846
stay safe anon
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>>57998524
I guess Christ skipped church that day
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>>57997625
keep strong chilean friend :(
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>>57997209
pffffff 7.8 is nothing senpai, stop bitching around
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Magnitude means a seismic area. If an earthquake has a bigger magnitude,it doesn't matter if an earthquake has a bigger seismic intensity.
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Also 13 people died in Esmeralda and 3 here in Guayaquil(one was a girl that was tramped by people running out of the supermarket)
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>>57999197
>one was a girl that was tramped by people running out of the supermarket
ahaha... damn
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>>57997209
How will weeaboos react when an underwater volcano swallows Japan?
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>>57997209
wew, i hope Dutch have a great plan to save their rightful clay from this shitty earthquake
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>>57997625
Don't you guys have a good record of handing big earthquakes well?
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>>57999197
there is no God TBQHWYL.
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Lmoa
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>>57998349
>9.5 in Los Angeles tomorrow
Please god let this happen. That shithole needs to fall into the ocean and I need something to laugh at.
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>>57999266
Well i still have tons of backlogs to watch.
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>>57998460
Jé.
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We get that every year, stop crying and grow a pair.
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>>57999313
>girl gets trampled by chimping-out browns
>"why God lets bad things happen, there is no God"
*tips you*
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>>57999299
Yeah, but the spookiness about them is always there.
It's like being european and wait for the next "terrorist bombing"
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haha lads

last 2 digits of my post is the magnitude of the southern california earthquake tomorrow
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>>57999395
Dude its 2016
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Pls no, they haven't even fixed crushedchurch yet
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>>57999438
literally won't even fell it lmoa
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>>57999438
last two digits for the aftershock
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tsunami alert suspended

>>57999443
>its 2016
Anno Domini
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>>57998880
>Acre
>Rio Grande do Norte

Dude, you don't know what you are talking about
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>>57999468
nah its a magnitude 38, not a 3.8


the world will be torn asunder....
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>>57999482
damn
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>>57999482
california BTFO
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Last two digits say the length of the biggest dick your mom has fucked
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>>57999627
must have fucked a spaniard lmao
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>>57999431
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if doubles the next earthquake is tomorrow in San Francisco
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>hey guys the big one is coming to california!!
>40 years later
>it didn't came lmoa it was bullshit
>the next day
>MASSIVE 10 RICHTER EARTHQUAKE DESTROYS CALIFORNIA
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>>57999737
Rolling
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>>57999627
27mm lmao
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>>57997209

>7.8
27km SSE of Muisne, Ecuador
2016-04-16 23:58:37 UTC19.2 km

>5.4
34km N of Bahia de Caraquez, Ecuador
2016-04-17 00:29:32 UTC14.2 km

>4.8
34km NNE of Bahia de Caraquez, Ecuador
2016-04-17 02:18:01 UTC10.0 km

via USGS

aftershocks are going south, hypothetically the tension is going foward Chile.
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>7.8

babby shit
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>>58000179
>hypothetically the tension is going foward Chile
nice

inb4 ecuador quake moves all the tension south to the chilean area that is already going to explode soon and it causes a major quake in the next hours
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>>58000179
What about Peru?
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>>58000144
>implying your mom has ever taken a 27mm dick

why wouldn't you want your mom to be as happy as possible? big dicks only for our moms, i say
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Maybe hongcouver will get BTFO soon.
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:(
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It's time
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>>58000683
>Run to help her
>"Accidentally" trip
>Land face first in that ass

Why didn't you do this you little bitch?
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>>58000683
would
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>>58000683
hell of a party, huh?
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>>58000683
que se joda, me da asco cada vez que pasa algo y saltan las locas que se ponen a sobreactuar y a llorar haciendo una pura obra de teatro para intentar aparentar a los demas algo, simple y mera ley del karma.
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>>58000683
what a creep the guy who took the picture instead of helping
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>>58000817
lmao, is that the ecuadorian woman who got smashed by ecuadorians?
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>>58000817
>yup, she ded
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>>58000817
>esa minifalda/pantaleta tan corta
¿Estamos en los 60s de nuevo?
En Lima también está de moda eso.
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>plebs thinking it finished

there is no way back, it's happening
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>>57998349
>Southern Commiefornia in the bottom of the ocean
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>>58000866
>woman
does she look like a woman to you? reported for pedo
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>>58000800
>instead of helping
No helping the dead Jorge.
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getting worried tbqh
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>>57998460
Hey fuck you mapuche cunt.
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Come on tectonic niggers, bring it.
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>tfw an earthquake strikes right now in Chile.
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>>57997209
>All these haters hating on California

>Only reason they know about California Earthquakes is because of our movies

The biggest Earthquake we have had thus far was a 4.9 or some shit. My money goes on Chile becoming a shit hole but still having to take in Colombian refugees.
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Luckily Finland doesnt get earthquakes. Highest we have ever gotten was estimated at 4-5 richter it happened on 22nd june 1623.
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>>58001497
>The biggest Earthquake we have had thus far was a 4.9 or some shit.
I hope you meant to say this year or some shit.
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>>57998505
Where is Indonesia senpai?
>tfw indo is 1:1
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>tfw only Pacific Rim nation to not get hit by an earthquake
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>>58001548
Atleast since I've been around.
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>>58001533
There is one usually every hundred years 1882 4.9 richter, 1930 broken window, 1960 4.0 richter, 1979 3.9 richter, 2011 2.7 richter
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>>58000964
WE'RE SAFE
see>>58000179
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>>58001587
So you're bragging that you're underage? My largest was the 7.3 Landers quake in 92.
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>>58001641
Those are all the ones that have happened.
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>>58001548
How strong was this earthquake?
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>>58000584

I don't care about Peru, I'm worried about you desu
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>>58001674
Northridge was 6.7 but the epicenter was basically in the city so relatively it was very destructive.
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>>58001742
>6.7
>Earthquake
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>>58001759
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>58001742
>6.7
>earthquake
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>>58001790
We can't all live on the slopes of Mt Doom.
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>>57997209
No offense but no one cares about any affected country but Japan.
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LARGE
MAGNITUDE
EARTHQUAKES
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>>58000683
>>58000817
Sad, but at least no human died.
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What kind of damage would 10.0 or 9 .0 earthquake do?
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>>57997209
Are your taxes ready for our annual collection of cash donations? Our politicians can't wait to get some of dem sweet moneys.
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>>58001841
>no offense
>proceed to offend
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>>58001899
ask your mom, she causes one every time she turns over
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>>57998505
>Philippines
>bad odds

why?
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>>58001891
>>58001841
Stop being so edgy.
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>>58001891
she was french
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>>58001945
My mother is on a wheelchair (paralyzed)
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>>58001899
Search about Chilean 9.4

It's cruel
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>>58001978
its true tho
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>>58001971
statistics maybe?
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>>57997209
stay safe my brothers in Zika
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>>57998505
How many magnitude?
Earthquake hits every day in Japan.
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>>58001841
>Japan
Kill yourself weeb
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>>58002083
That's literally the only reason i know you exist.
I bet it's the same for a lot of people.
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>>58001899
We suffer the largest earthuake in the history.
Check this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1960_Valdivia_earthquake
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>>58001899
>10 Richter
Absolute destruction, no building is meant to survive that.

>9 Richter
Devsastation everywhere, most building (according to norms) will mantain standing, but with mayor destruction. They will need to be demolished afterwards anyways.

Mayority of the infrastructure will be heavily damaged or destroyed.
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>>58002082
7.8
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>>58001841
Revenge for Pearl Harbor.
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WE'RE NEXT
RIP CHILE
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>>58002325
HELP ME NIGGA!!

Place your bets on what region/zone will be take place the earthquake.

Norte Grande.
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>mfw I live in high-risk earthquake/tsunami zone
>mfw none of our older architecture is remotely earthquake-ready
>mfw I live in a crumbling old house
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>>58002382
Let it be on Santiago so that I can die.
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>>58002382
i vote Coquimbo or some volcano
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>>58002418
b-but...
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>>58002444
Coquimbo already happened last year kek
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Based straya having none of these quake bullshits.
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somos los siguientes

wena cabros
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>>57998481
Who cares? Boring!
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>>58002489
I prefer earthquakes to giant spiders desu.
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>>58002119
pray for chile
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STANDING... ON THE EDGE
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>>58002516
better send help, amerifriend.
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>>58002516
nuke us to end our suffering
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>>57997209
Wasn't aware my whole fucking country is on the ring of fire, holy shit.
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>>58002489
>none
We're fucked when it does
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>>58002489
dont you get tsunami warnings?
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The amount of edgy people here is astonishing (eh, not really). Hope the amount of causalities any future earthquakes cause will be low.
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Wew lad. That was some shit.
And I was in Guayaquil which is what, 8 hours from Esmeraldas? Which was the center, that place must be literally fucked (more than Ecuadorian standards)
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>>58002707
By the time they get across to us they're just tidal surges.
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Good, let the depth engulf it all with a huge chasm followed by a big destructive wave. Hopefully it gets the australians first
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>>58002720
41 dead says infobae. dunno if true
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>no tsunami
>no quakes
>no tornados
Feels good.
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>>58003025


>but...
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>>58003025
>floods
>mudslides
inb4 "who cares only niggers die"
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>>58002606
this
stablish New Texas here
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Praying for a cyclone to hit Sydney
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>>58003025
Civil War tomorrow...
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power is back here in south Guayaquil so I can shitpost 24/7 again
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>>58003143
Lord knows the Ausfags and their shitposts need to be wiped out
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>>57998505
There was a 5,4 last night in Copiapó. Santiago is not Chile, mind us every once in a while, egotistical capital motherfuckers.
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I'm scared lads. I just got a gf
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>>58003322
>South of Guayaquil
>Without power
>After an earthquake
How was the looting, senpai.
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>>58001899
It would be extremely painful
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>>58003678
Oh i live in a"nicer" area, you'll have to ask the niggers near the edge of the city what they got for mother's day.
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>>58003718
You're a big country
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>>58003810
No they're not.
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>>58003810
for you
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>>58003797
Cool good for you then. I'm glad my Guayaquil anons are alright.

I'm a shameless pelucon.
Two weeks ago I picked the wrong bus and before I knew it I was in a really ugly place, went to the nearest Almacenes Tia I found and asked one of the employees Tia of where the fuck this was and he said "Este es el Tia de la A" and I was like "What the fuck is A"
Apparently I ended up in the middle of Cristo del Consuelo. Never again.
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>>58003880
Lewd!
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>>57997278
I came here to post this.
Nice.
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>yfw all your neighbors are gonna be murdered by mother nature while you have a can of VB and watch west coast take the premiership
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>mfw a few more seconds and my house was kill
wew
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>>58004089
post pics of damage
inb4 "it's too dark"
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Daily reminder that if you haven't experience a quake bigger than 7 you are a MASSIVE vagina
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were niggers really going bananas on the south of the city?
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>>58004137
how rude!
my first earthquake was only 6.6
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>>58004213
Mine was 8. kek.

https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terremoto_de_Antofagasta_de_1995
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>I live near beach and near active volcano
Damn
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>>58004286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHVMBDQXEAg&t=4s
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>>58004147
yes
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SHEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIT.

Villarrica Volcano is showing activity.
Prepare your anus!!
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>>58005031
Wow, earth is on full banter mode
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>>58005087
mono
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What city gets wiped out by a volcano first? I think St Helens erupts again desu families
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>>58005127
Villarrica - Chile.
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>>58005031
>>58005169
Colima volcano too, according to webcamsofmexico
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NZ also has many earthquakes?
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>>57999431
can confirm
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>>58005357
We have big ones every now and then.
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>>58005357
yeah, there was a big one 5 years ago and that wasn't even on the main fault line
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Another aftershock, Fuck
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>>58005948
Are you okey?
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>>58001669
Can I pls has home there? I'm not used to this. I'll be productive I swear
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>>58005979
Yeah men, worried for my cat, how you holding up? Feeling you
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>>58002119
10 minutes? Fucking hell, that's fucking rough

>I'm so nervous that to keep my mind busy I'm posting here
>If I stop posting please remember me
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>>57997209
I got woken up by a 5.2 a few days ago.
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>>58006265
dont b a pussy mane
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>>57997209
>far away from any tectonic plate edges
feels good, no falling inside the earth for me
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>>58006289
I can't man, this was such shock

>Be me
>Be alone
>Have kitty in hands
>No pant, just boxers
>starts shaking
>ohpleasestop.png
>gets fucking harder
>shitniggaIdead.png
>live in a third floor
>grab pants
>kitten get nervous
>he falls through my hands
>goes under the bed
>fuck
>might as well die saving him
>fucker was all the way to the end
>Keeps fucking shaking
>adrenaline rush goes full on and lifts the bed with one hand taking the kitty with the other
>50 fucking seconds of earthquake
>shit falling, breaking all that
>stops
>I'm going downstairs as fast as I can
>stay there a solid 4 hours

Pic related shit got fucked
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>>58006479
Half your country is ready to go under the sea already.
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>>58003025
>Not tornados
Underrage RRRRREEEEEE

MODS!
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>>58006511
You were outside in your underwear holding your cat for four hours?
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ur a gay is ready
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>>58006528
Its actually not tho

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floods_in_the_Netherlands

we know how to deal with water, we havent had a flood in over 60 years

Your cunt tho

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floods_in_the_United_States:_2001%E2%80%93present
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>>58006557
Nah men I manage to put pants, I live in a condo so other people were in the hall downstairs
But I was with my pants and my cat in a hall for 4 hours, and there was a qt3.14 but I was a disaster and couldn't even talk
the cat just fell asleep meanwhile my nuts were in my mouth
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Should Pacific Ring of Fire have its own general so we can laugh at the victims everytime an earthquake hits a country?


No typhoons allowed
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>>58006586
>tropical storms and hurricanes covering hundreds of miles making rivers crest
vs
>half the country is both coastal and below sea-level
My cunt is throbbing.
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>>58006642
Post pic of cat.
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>>58006652
Again, we know how to deal with water, proof me wrong
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>>57997209

who is next?
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>>58006691
The best way to deal with water is to not live under it.
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>>58006724
Luzon.
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>>58006729
No, water is mankinds best friend.
You just have to know how to deal with it, unlike your cities do
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>>58006801
Congrats, you live in the same circumstances we leave our french niggers to.
Enjoy feeling in control.
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>>58006687
Just adopted him, found him in my grandma's house on friday.
he is pretty skinny like 1 pound and a little more, took him to the vet yesterday. That little white spot on her forehead the vet said it was probably a burn(can't english, sorry) hes playful and he eats well, and she is the cutest like get close to you everytime, I really wanna give a nice life.
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>>58006724
dubs and usa will be the next earthquake victim


don't worry, we pacific rim bros will sing 'we are the world' for you in exchange :^)
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>>58006817
Thanks, we will
>>
Lads i think that our turn is coming soon
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>>58006839
leave her to capy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6IA2O7slbE
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>>58006990
Nah, Europe is Safe
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>>58007312
you're cute.
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>>57998481
Man, portoviejo and pretty much manabi is a fucking disaster, we are really fucked
>>
At least 70% of the business buildings and the like (private and public) of my town (portoviejo) have fallen, and many houses too. Its gonna cost us a lot of time and money to recover, so pls,send help
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>>58008778
I'm sorry, anon :(
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>>58000817
>wearing nothing but panties in public
>but muh reagatton jajajjajajajajjaja
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>Live in Seattle
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Is ecuador that country whos president hates usa and helps to iran?
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please no more earthquakes my chink cartoons are in danger
>>
>tfw Lithuania is safest place on earth with literally no earth cataclysms of any kind
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>>58009049
Though your country is going under water
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>>58009090
>believing in global warming
>ocean level raised 0,5 cm in last 150 years AAAND it will increase 35 meters in upcoming 100
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>>58006839
Fuck, that's cute
>>
>>58006839
She or He?
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>>58009049
>safest place on earth
>shares a border with Russia
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>>58009003
Yeah
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>>58008955
Shes wearing a dress dumbass
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>>58009804
no me tambien jajjajajajja
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>>57997209
Banana of Death reporting in
Stop pushing the Eurasian plate you assholes
We had a pretty quiet year so far
>>
Nothing will top the Indian Ocean Tsunami back in 2003 or whatever. That shit was crazy.
>>
>>58010070
Maybe India decides to hold submarine nuclear tests again :DD
>>
What's an earthquake :^)?
>>
>>58010070
Nigga, your shitty tsunami can't even top the 1960 Valdivia earthquake (tsunami included).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1960_Valdivia_earthquake
>>
>>58000683
>>58000817
who the fuck walks around in broad daylight just wearing panties and a shirt
>>
>>58010368
When your mom gets out of bed
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>>58010402
How many ecuador moms got out of bed yesterday?
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>>58010368
Come south for Earthquake holidays
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>>58010488
>California
>Mexico
>Colombia
>Chile
>Greece
>Iran
>Tajikistan
>Kyrgyzstan
>Japan
>Taiwan
>Indonesia
>Poo Peeland

JUST
>>
>>58010486
7.8
>>
>>58010392
That's not really in living memory for a majority of people though. I think most people alive today were born after 9/11, too.
>>
>>58011151
>I think most people alive today were born after 9/11, too.
You think the majority of mankind is 15 years old or younger?
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>>57997625
>tfw the only real country in South America gets hit

It would be a sad day indeed
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>>58011435
This really wakes up my paternal insticts
I am getting really anxious
Delet
>>
>>58010397
probably a short dress
>>
>>58011349
Something close to that. The average lifespan is only 32.
>>
>>58010397
She is in a mall
Maybe she was trying some pants and she didnt have time to change back because of the earthquake
>>
>>58011640
No, its not
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>>58011936
You sure? Just what Google is telling me.
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>>58011514
>iknowthatfeel
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>>58012126
You're possibly dyslexic.
>>
>>58012126
You may be using the wrong google then

http://time.com/3637584/global-life-expectancy/

average is 71,5 years

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy

LOWEST is 46 years
>>
I experienced these
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Northern_Italy_earthquakes
>>
>>58012217
I am a bit but not too bad.
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>>58012214
This is adorable
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>>57997237
OI C'MERE SHITCUNT
>>
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CALIFORNIA IS NEXT

PREPARE TO BE TERMINATED!!

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!
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>>58012548
Is Arnold still governor?
>>
>>58012581
Yes
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>>58008344
>this coming from a german

I'm scared.
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>>58009408
>him
>he's
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>>58010397
>retards seriously think female underwear has silver sequins and is bright blue
?????
>>
>>58013809
so what you're saying is they're "pants" that cover the same area as panties

what's the fucking point
>>
>>58013809
>implying anyone on this board knows anything about female underwear
>>
>>58013890
Lots of people in South America wear them and especially in Ecuador where it's on the Equator and is hot.
>>
>>58001841
fuck up hebdonigger
>>
>>58014004
Muslamic ray guns would tear these women apart if they ever decided South America was preferable over Europe
>>
>>58010977
Richter Scale is logarithmic :|
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>>57997209
Lmaoing @ Indonesias life
Fucking muslims
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>>58014594
Muslims would get their shit rekt in South America desu
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>>58014594
>muslims
>daring to go to South America
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>>58010368
That's like a ton of Amerifatties are in your country.
>>
>>58015218
>a ton of Amerifatties
That is like 2 Americans at most
>>
>>58015410
>>58015218
Fuck off.
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>>58014665
Wow that's edgy ahmed
>>
>>58009408
>>58013599
Haha I'm sorry, is a he, but for some reason I though he was a she until I took it to the vet
>>
>>58014594
If you're in Ecuador and you don't believe in Jesus, you just sell shawarma and shut up or praise whatever the jews believe in but still they don't matter
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AND WE JUST HAD AN ERTHQUAKE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
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>>58017868
did you fucking pay your debts?
>>
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>>58017931
Oh shit nigga that is too close
Pls dont wake up Atalanti, pls no pls no rape we pay denbts
>>
>>58018363
Earthquake kills thousands of refugees.
>>
>>58018500
REFUGEES WILL BE FUCKING FINE THEY LIVE IN TENTS
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>>58018363
>3.8 R
nigga calm down
>>
>>58018500
>>58018548
On the other hand there is an ancient sleeping volcano somewhere under this sea region >>58009870
so maybe we all die anyway
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>>58018688
See thing is earthquakes in this region are always very worrying
Usually it is the Hellenic arc that is going bananas every year, but there are some minor faults higher north (in central Greece) that rarely wake up but they can give over 6 magnitude events and have devastated Athens, Corinth and surrounding areas twice the past 100 years
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>inb4 earthquake hits croatia specifically dubrovnik
I am not ready for this shit
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>According to different sources earthquake was 3.8-4.1 with a depth of 6-14kms
>6-14 kms
A-haahahah ha-ha, it is probably the volcano of Methana that was sleeping for 300 years
Ha ha ha, yeah why not
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