>almost summer
are you ready?
fuck everything
>>57991696
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!
hahahahahahahahah epic
No, Slovenia/Croatia/Slovakia/whoeverthefuckyouare bro.
I'm being sent to Ohio, a place full of white people. I don't know what to do :S
>>57991696
>it's almost winter here
Seriously, I'm nervous. I've been living at the border with Mexico my whole life. I don't know many other people besides Mexicans and I'm nervous to meet light skins :'(
not really, I need to get in better shape uezs
>>57991841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOw0g7Tz_R4
congrats
What's it like to live with white people? Fun? Tasteless? Well off?
Just ordered a longboard, got new ray bans and can't wait for the sun to shine for two or three weeks and spend the rest of my summer inside looking at the rain.
It's going to be so hot. I hate it.
>>57991696
I can't wait desu.
>>57992382
If you live in a racially tense society of the great U.S of A, where the minority fills your head with useless problems, also usually race related, where every minute issue is related to race, then you'll have a swell time with white people
>>57992354
Ridiculously relevant. I'm gonna get to fix my brother's house along with our sister. I wonder what the dudes will think after seeing a blonde-ish fit laboring 19 year old Mexican girl fixing a house.
Pic related that's my sister and I. Do we look Mexican?
>>57992672
Huh, you're right on the money. Every single day everyone here has to confirm and reconfirm that they're Mexican, that they love Mexico and that everything about themselves is Mexican. Is it like that in your region of Yoorup?
>>57992802
>mexican
You're white.
You look like 100% Croatian. I would mistake you for a Croatian, as sincere as I can be. In other words, completely ethnically ambiguous. Also, your sister looks like my ex, GOD DAMN IT, man, spoiler that
Come here, invest in Croatia please
I work, summers mean nothing.
>>57992672
>>57992961
>>>>>pol>>>>>
>>57992902
No. We worry about real issues, such as Cyrillic tables in the city of Vukovar, raising of veteran pensions and what skirt has the local celebrity chosen for the new fashion week
>>57992961
Shut up, slav. He's not white and neither are you.
>>57991803
>halo 3
I miss those days
Remember the time when summer would mean a huge influx of newfags?
Now its like that all year
>>57992994
Just an "overture" joke, man...I don't have anything against the U.S. Just entered the thread
>>57993021
What are you on about. Those are Caucasian features, light skin. They could fit in most European countries
My last exam is Tuesday, so almost
>>57993081
yyy see>>57993097
>>57993097
Most European countries aren't white.
>>57992559
Pls be in Washington DC
>>57991696
I spend 60+ hours a week in a kitchen which hits 45-50°C june-august, so no thanks
>>57992559
Does the climate even vary that much by season in Kenya since you're close to the equator?
>>57991696
Yes, i can't wait. Last summer was shit but this year i'm gonna work at the usual biennial gymnastics international tournament where i always end up knowing tons of foreign qts and get quite a lot of money, so i can also afford to visit friends in Finland.
I'm slightly out of shape unfortunately, but who cares.
Of course I'm ready to spend all day inside, I do that anyways.
Has anyone else gotten their lips fucked from the sun? Will I ever regain lip plumpness? I have full lips and now they are thinned out because of the sun and now my lower lip sort of sags from it.
I FUCKING HATE SUMMER
IT'S SO FUCKING HOT AND SWEATY AND STICKY ALL THE FUCKING TIME
THE WORST PART IS WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TO DO ERRANDS AND MY SHORTS GET SO SWEATY THAT YOU CAN SEE THE OUTLINE OF MY BLACK DICK AND IT SCARES AWAY ALL THE GIRLS
>>57993420
Just suck some dick, the back and forth motion zaps them back into place.
>tfw the SouthWest has been growing cooler these past years due to global warming
>tfw there won't be as many tourist deaths due to the desert heat this year
Kinda sad desoo.
>>57993420
all you have to do is drinking water, people NEVER drink enough of it.
besides i enjoy peeling off my skin when i get sunburnt
>>57991696
and it's time to grow some weed
>>57993457
>MY BLACK DICK
mmm
it's always summer here
>>57991696
for some reason i get more depressed by my loneliness in the summer time than any other time
>>57994594
Don't talk to my president like that.
>>57994618
He is keynesian you dipshit not Kenyan
>>57991696
>Almost summer
Summer is the best time to go outside and see attractive women desu
>>57994745
Faggot
>>57994701
>>57994757
Nigger
>>57994823
Polynesian endangered flightless birdd nigger faggot.
>>57994701
That was so dumb, why did I laugh?
>>57994859
emu
>>57994859
>>57994823
>tfw wife and her son are fighting again.
>>57994867
Because you are dumb
>>57994950
Ohhhhh fush un chops breu! Ayyy?
>>57995000
yeah ill have me sum fush and chups, sut owt on mi dick and ut thum
>>57995025
What?
>>57995052
don't try the "fush and chups" routine if you're not prepared for a response, buddy
>>57993005
Nation changing history making issues right there son
>>57992961
Thank you for raising my self esteem <3 I'm glad I can blend in at least a few European counties.
Sorry that my sister reminded you of your ex Croatbro :(
>>57994757
Subhuman
>>57992130
just dance in a goofy way and have long conversations about craft beer. you'll be fine
>>57992902
Europe is way more Balkanized then the US so people will do little nationalist dances like that a lot
>>57991696
Finally. Time for some heat so the girls will take off some of their clothes.
And then I can be reminded even more about how lonely I am
And then very myself to sleep
