USA is invading your country.
How fucked up are you?
What should your country do to defend itself?
Too late
>>57984976
We'll be fightin beside em kickin ass and taken names.
>>57984976
>USA
>finding us on a map
good luck, they would probably end occupying Portugal
Burgers are weak. Can't beat farmers. We crush them 1984 never forget
Only real contenders:
>China
>Russia
>Brazil
>Canada
>How fucked up are you
I'm not fucked up because I live in the country's largest cities.
Most times USA armed forces ensures that evacuation warnings are issued to civilians in target areas, which isn't bad for me because I can go to a beach house my family has in an isolated village.
>What should your country do to defend itself
Incite Americans to invade from the Northeast by stacking coastal defense troops on South/Southeast.
In the 2 planned invasions the US had for Brazil troughout history, both of them would start in the Northern Northeast coast.
So I'm working with the assumption they invade from that place.
Lay down limited resistance between their landing sites and the capital, stack troops to defend Brasilia when they start sieging.
By doing this, US forces would be stretched across a long area of territorry, about 1/4 or 1/3 of the entirety of Brazil, leaving them vulnerable.
That would be the perfect moment to counter attack.
Start sending every unit in the Southeast and South to thrust against American opposition.
Unleash military units in the Amazon to flank the Americans.
With two large flanking groups, and a stretched out enemy, probaly facing logistics and supply problems, it would not take long until US forces started to rout, retreat or be surrounded in Midwest-Northeast Brazil.
Finish kicking off their last positions and landing zones in the coastline and finally free the country.
>>57985379
>Canada
how
>>57985399
Also,
>create special forces unit for favela gang members and drug lords
>train them and give them proper weapons, equipment, etc
>ask them to fight for the country under the condition their criminal records would be cleaned
>>57985416
Border resistance
>>57985379
>China
>Canada
>>57985651
>implying china is not
>>57985508
aside from trudeau ordering everyone to spread their cheeks their armed forces are literally no match, this isnt ww2
>>57985508
lol wat they would literally be the easiest country for you to invade bar none.
>>57985651
China can just sink our Aircraft carriers and mine the coastal waters and it would be a bitch to invade
>>57985111
Canadabro with the trips over here
>>57985698
20 japs could buttfuck the whole China
>>57985651
>canada not being china
>>57986235
3 million died trying
>>57984976
Nuke stuff.
>>57986235
>the entire Japanese military lost to commies in WW2
Unleash the snackbar goat fuckers, they know what to do in those kind of events
Make sure you slaughter them all as painfully as possible tho
more like china is just going to sit at home and hack the top american generals' facebook accounts and post pictures of gay dicks everywhere while changing his sexual orientation under personal information into homosexual; then finally changing the password so the true owner (ie the general) can't log back in.
We are fucked, but so are them.
1 If they actually invaded us, and not Mexico or Colombia or anything, probably we would be very fucked.
2 Close all Mac Donald's as retaliaton
>>57986715
Already do
>>57986738
Lmao true
>>57986715
what a sociopathic thing to do
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TN68sp-vIw
>>57986654
We aren't commie you fucking commie.
>>57986939
Maybe before the '90s when military power between Russia and the United States was pretty even.
>>57985126
We already occupy former Spanish clay
>>57985416
>us invades canada
>canada calls for asian nations to help it in the UN for the prosecution of asian minorities in canada by us war crimes
>china, japan, both koreas and vietnam declare war on america
>us surrenders
Nod agen D:
>>57984976
>How fucked up are you?
Pretty much fucked. USA would never attach us alone, a war against them would basically mean a war against half of the world. It's impossible to win, but at least we would sell our lives for the highest possible price and all die with honor. Of course in that case we would use all our reserves and weapons we have including nukes and other WMDs.
ff20
>>57984976
I am excited, my prayers are answered.
>>57985399
That won't work anymore now that we know your secret strategy.
>>57984976
Meh. If the USA would invade us, it would create a World War. There are a lot of Russians in Germany and we are Chinas most important trade partner. Basically, the US would also need to defeat Russia and China and I doubt that it could do that.
Also, even if we won't get allies, we still can stand on our own. We have 15.000 Schützenvereine, Sports shooting is the third biggest sport in Germany and we have a shit ton of people with illegal arsenals from the third reich which are big enought to supply a military unit.
absolutely not fucked
remember kids anyone who occupied us collapsed later on :^)
átok
>>57991226
>tfw americans already in your country and your military is too shit to be able to stop them
>>57991275
The effectiveness of your "wait until the invaders all die of old age" strategy is unquestionable. The efficiency leaves much to be desired.
>>57984976
>le weed man removed
Honestly hope this happens tbqh
Seriously fucked up since our army has the power of an average American police station.
State of European armies is really bad.
>>57991226
>China and Russia would defend Germany
Now I've seen everything.
I'd let them the fuck in, saves me the trouble of moving.
>>57984976
they tried it once,didn't go to well.
More to the point, I would count on they we iz #1 and shit. Let them in deep,overstrech their supply lines and then attack their weak flanks.
Also in the US public opinion plays a big part so one heavy casualty battle followed by a long row of red/white/blue coffins in the US would force the government to tackle the,"why are we here" movement.
Or go the insurgent route,that's the default solution for any conflict against a superpower.
>>57991393
learn some history brownie
I spread my boi pussy for my american conquers
We'd last maybe two months, if we're lucky.
>>57991641
>WWII
>Fighting against Germany
>>57986791
>2 Close all Mac Donald's as retaliaton
That would just make the occupation more brutal
>>57991719
I am likely whiter than you, thanks, and being a nation successively conquered by literally everyone who ever tried is quite the feat
>>57991501
>not militarizing the police just in case of invasion
>>57991904
Yeah, Europe is fucked in case of any invasion by anyone.
No defense because shit army.
Shit army because shit funding and no conscription.
No guerillas because no guns.
No guerillas becasue no conscription.
>>57992029
Finland has conscription. M-maybe they can protect Europe.
>>57990127
no one wants that shit here russia-bro. if you hear otherwise it's chest-beating propaganda. americans are sick of war. war profiteers, peripheral monied interests and the politicians they have in pocket are the only ones who want escalation anywhere...turns out they got the media too
>>57992111
i'd rather be less safe then be forced to do even more by the state
>>57984976
They would not have a chance m8
>>57984976
Fucked up.. But not so fast burguers, we have experience fighting against nations hilariously more powerful than us.
>>57992369
You are forced to do literally nothing by the state here, except paying taxes.
Besides, conscription is good.
Besides the obvious military value (Nagorno-Karabakh War), you have to communicate with people you don't want to communicate with for 1 year, so you learn how not to be an autist.
You also learn how to take orders and learn discipline.
>>57991900
Holy shit assman you are even insecure outside of mena
>>57992333
Our media is preparing us for war with China already. The propaganda machine is going full force on both sides of the Pacific.
>>57991900
i am blonde and blue eyed living in a free country
come back once you bleeched yourself and got rid of IS and tell your gypsy friends to stop trying to hop over our fence
>>57992503
>You are forced to do literally nothing by the state here, except paying taxes.
Even if that were true, it isn't a good reason to start being forced to do things, if that were true we ought to keep it that way.
>>57992791
Not wanting conscription just because it is the government forcing you to do it is kind of a weird reason to not want it. It has only benefits.
>>57991900
>iraq
>talking about security and whiteness
>>57992923
>only benefits
Which is why almost every country does not have it...
>>57992995
The reason the majority of the countries don't have it is because the voters are lazy fucks.
Here in the Netherlands we still have conscription, it has just been deactivated. I hope it will be activated again.
We also have a law that requires women to be conscripted too.
Well apparently the US has our launch codes because Trident is built by Lockheed but I seriously doubt we wouldn't have fucked around with them so that they are secure.
We might be able to sink a few supercarriers with our Astute class subs. On land, our soldiers and marines are better trained than the Americans but they have sheer numbers.
Challenger 2 beats M1A2 Abrams every single time. USAF > RAF.
Basically if you take away nukes, then only the UK, Russia and China (and maybe France) have a fighting chance. The US is just too powerful.
>>57991774
meh,we had our own interests,it's germany who was behind the 1940 acts of stripping us of half our cunt and giving it away to Hungary Bulgaria and USSR so it would cause a crisis. All of Germany's "allies" tried to defect at some point mainly because of the world famous German autism," Sure,put an army that doesn't have tanks and artilerry anymore bc of all the war to guard the flanks at Stalingrad, The Soviets would never attack."
Still,we fought better and fiercer than most of the axis in the first part of the war, the many many tens of thousands of Romanian soldiers dead in that god forsaken Crimea proves that, for some reason the Russians fought to defend that giant natural fortress more than in the entire Ukranian front combined,hell in the end they had to bring the giant siege guns to capture Sevastapol .
I was not surprised when they got it back recently,to fight so hard and so long for a rock when your entire cunt is invaded and at the brink of colapse.,instead of redeploying your troops for other more critical operations,means you really want it.
Honestly Putin is kind of a military genius,he pretty much got that place back casualty-free,compare that to their recapture campaign of wwii,or the many many battles that were fought throughout history for it.
>>57993338
I don't know what you are on about, since the French military is miles ahead of the British military.
>>57993399
Rafale > Eurofighter but that's about it.
>>57984976
new zealand has no military
easy decisive USA victory
We would stop making any more fresh memes to keep the U.S highschoolers occupied. Have fun with your 300% increase in school shootings.
>>57993850
just get all the sheep to overwhelm them and headbutt our troops
>>57985508
Uhm,but most of the population lives prettty close to the US border,plus they have a small army so defending that large border would be impossible,you could just launch multiple attacks and overwhelm their forces.
>>57993902
the sheep cannot headbutt your troops if our """"""military"""""" is fucking them
>>57985379
>Canada
I would cheer for them tho. Always liked Canadians.
>>57993850
Don't be so sure, m80.
>>57994148
>over 300 allied casualties
How did this happen?
Terrible. Every american fag will say that they're some obscure fraction Scottish and ask me if I knew their fucking grandma or some shit.
>>57994216
Never relax around Canadians.
I don't think we could invade any nuclear armed country without the fear of them resorting to desperation tactics.
Everyone else would get BTFO. Then we'd annex them. Then they would flood into the US as legal immigrants (newly US citizens), and they'd destroy us from within by leeching off of welfare benefits and voting for race-baiting socialists.
>>57994216
Go read books about the Pacific theater.
The environment was as deadly as the Japanese.
>>57993706
lol british believe this
>>57994233
You're Scottish?
Know any McKeown's???
>I once took a shit behind a wall at Dunnottar Castle
just get bombs
>>57985379
>Brazil
>Canada
>>57995636
>just get bombs
*just get bombed
>>57986013
>China can just sink our Aircraft carriers
>>57992524
I am not this "assman". I have never posted in a mena thread, and I am not even muslim.
>>57992657
Green eyes, blonde hair and red beard.
I am not Iraqi, and Hungary is still a road bump country on its neighbor's paths to empire.
>>57992944
>implying iraqi
>>57992486
>what are the Falklands
>>57995746
Amariki ?
>>57995742
I don't think the people who say, "Lol x-country would jsut sink the US carriers" understand the concept of a carrier battle group.
Also, China has as much of a blue water navy as Iran. They would get glassed from the air, then get their shit pushed in harder than Elton Jon on his second wedding night.
>>57995868
Pretty much, I dunno why people could think the entire Chinese navy could stand up to a carrier battle group and a fleet of Ohio class subs
>America declares war on 1st world country
>all of a sudden the target country loses all internet
>infrastructure starts blowing up
>power goes out
>two weeks later the starving and disease-ridden country surrenders
>>57995707
Yeah we could fuck up a bit, maybe even build the nike if we have time, but would lose anyway.
>>57995992
*Virginia Class
Virginia's are the Fast attack subs, Ohio are missile subs.
>>57995864
Correct.
>>57996097
>nuke
grrr, fuck my finger.
>>57996097
You can build all the nikes you want, and the developed world will trade you pennies for them.
>>57996153
>those T-walls
reported you shitlord
>>57985111
based canadabro
>>57996259
For what?
They'd have to leave the country first
>>57991904
>get out of here, stalker
>>57996303
for smoking reds
>>57996510
They aren't even real marb's officer, they're those shitty one's made in Switzerland....
>>57996561
at least they're not fucking gauloises
>How fucked up are you?
Not at all.
>What should your country do to defend itself?
Nothing. Maybe don't move our cars for a few weeks.
Man, must have some advantage having so many rapefugees here.
Would be like Irak here. They would smash our useless army in a week (if even that) but that dörkas would blow up all their tanks, truks, what so ever, so the US people would get tired and the president would just claim they won and they leave again.
>>57996510
>>57996561
All Marlboros are disgusting anyway
>>57996594
lol
Or Pines
I got a carton of real luckies on my way through Dubai last trip back.. keeps me going when the cope runs out.
>>57984976
let them occupy us and see them become the United States of Memerica and Siesta
>>57996693
I'm in Afghan. right now and it costs us fucking $1050 to fly from BAF to Dubai.
Getting fucked hard out here.
1808 all over again
>>57996675
>Syrian, Afghans and Iragis
>Being capable soldiers
Kevin bitte
>>57984976
>>57985111
can we join? we can create an anglo uprising and enslave the world
>>57996675
>completely reliant on Siemans PLCs
>knock out all of your grid and infrastructure
>watch the country starve and become full of disease in less than a month
>>57996676
Too rough on your girlish throat? Maybe you need to harden the fuck up.
>>57996742
That sounds about right, but still sucks. I fly free from the worksite to BIAP and on to either Dubai or Istanbul. From there it's either out of my travel budget or out of pocket.
>>57996947
No. They just taste disgusting. Lucky Strikes or Natural American Spirit Periques are the best mohammaden anon
>>57984976
Surrender and help the Americans.
They will destroy the Brazilian military in less than a month.
1. USA declare war to China
2. China nukes USA, but since they don't have much nukes, USA is still alive.
3. USA nukes China, China is dead
4. USA now don't have nukes
5. Russia nuke USA
6. Russia now is the only strong country
Feels good
>>57996989
I prefer luckies to marbs, but beggars can't always be choosers. What with spending the last half decade living in shitholes.
the us has 10x+ the military power of the entire EU combined I believe
so theres nothing you can do for a full scale war imo
>>57996768
>soldiers
Yeah, no. They are faggots capable of placing mines at roads. Which is actually enough.
>>57996785
Wut?
>>57995868
>second largest navy in the world
>2/3 of US tonnage
>no more of a blue water navy than Iran
>>57996997
>help
That won't guarantee your greencard.
>>57996997
You'd probably get shot for being brown and suspicious
>>57997064
>be German
>not know what pic related is
You having a laugh m8?
>>57997062
Source=pic related?
>>57984976
Start digging tunnels and hide ourself in forests.
>>57995868
>With a personnel strength of 255,000[2][11] servicemen and women, including 10,000 marines and 26,000 naval air force personnel, it is the second largest navy in the world in terms of tonnage, behind only the United States Navy, and has the largest number of major combatants of any navy.
In reality, for any country that isn't Russia, USA just blitzes towards the capital while destroying large amounts of infrastructure, then spends many years either occupying to suppress the local fighters, or rebuilding the willing locals.
With Russia, it is just more sword rattling on both sides, followed up with proxy wars in (something)istan.
>>57996768
>>57997064
You aren't giving them enough credit. Embarrassing to admit, but unlike us the Taliban have proven themselves to be capable of developing a realistic strategic vision and demonstrated the resolve necessary to achieve it.
>>57995868
I don't disagree, but you should do some more research. Nukes are hilariously ineffective against ships at sea. There was extensive testing done in the late 40's through the 50's.
>>57997097
A shitload of dated and comparatively shitty ships and aircraft. They would be vastly overmatched in a conflict.
>>57997097
>>2/3 of US tonnage
>using that as a measurement
I bet you think their air force is amazing too because of the number of planes
>>57997338
Like in Vietnam, Afghanistan, Irak?
>>57984976
not very, they can't locate us on a map and they'll shit their pants once they enter our ghettos
>>57996097
You already built my nikes, felipe
>>57997166
>not using the superior allen-bradley
>>57997338
We'd literally lose against China if it came to a full-scale invadion like Iraq.
I think you're forgetting how difficult it was to suppress Iraq, let alone 1.4 billion people.
>>57997356
>nukes are hilariously ineffective against ships
A 10 MT fusion bomb would destroy and irradiate anything within a few miles.
>>57997165
BUT I SERVED IN THE LARGEST AIRBASE OF MY STATE! I CAN TELL WHERE AMMUNITION SHACK IS LOCATED! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
>>57991226
>and we have a shit ton of people with illegal arsenals from the third reich
hahahahaha
We have millions more with bigger, legal, modern arsenals and we literally built our country out west with guns
Good luck kraut
>>57997366
why do you weirdoes keep spelling it irak instead of iraq lately
>>57997497
>largest airbase
>ammunition kept in a shack
>Brazilian Military
>>57997533
iraq sounds gay
>>57985399
That would've been a great strategy
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in 1894
>>57997356
>A shitload of dated and comparatively shitty ships and aircraft. They would be vastly overmatched in a conflict.
80-85% of the Chinese navy was constructed and designed after 2000.
80-85% of America's navy was constructed and designed before 2000.
Don't bullshit me.
>shitty aircraft and ships
Once again, almost all active Chinese fighters are built after 1990.
My dad is still flying a T-38 that's older than him from 1969.
Most Chinese fighters are based off front-line Russian planes, and the rest have raw performance statistics to throw this "shitty" description in the trash.
80-85% of Chinese ships have modern weaponry.
The fact they will perform worse than America's front line equipment does not mean your original description of "like Iran" is at all in the realm of reality.
The Chinese navy has sent fleets of 5-10 ships to Libya, Syria, Yemen, Australia, and Pakistan so far this year. They are far from "like Iran".
well we have about 200 nukes so it probably isn't worth it
>>57997533
Why does CNN spell Al-Qaeda and Osama bin-Laden differently every day?
Because Arabic place names do not have perfect translations into English. Irak is the term used in many non-English speaking nations.
>>57997791
All the American special forces inside UK could disable all of them.
>>57997494
Theoretically. If it could target a ship, if it could get past point defenses, and if the blast operated at sea the same way it is supposed to on land (which all testing of smaller warheads indicate it wouldn't).
Just saying dude. There's easier and more efficient means to killing ships that using nukes.
>>57997533
Pic related
>>57997013
We have thousands of nukes, we wouldn't use them all on china
>>57997801
Everyone should strive to speak English. It's the lingua franca
>>57997097
>>57997318
>I don't know how to measure the strength of a navy
It's about capability, not tonnage
>>57997740
>80-85% of the Chinese navy was constructed and designed after 2000
>almost all active Chinese fighters are built after 1990
That is completely false. Please note that the "commissioning date" does not necessarily indicate the date on which a vessel was designed or built. The commissioning date of the Liaoning is 2012, but it was built decades ago and still unseaworthy let alone operational. The Chinese simply cannot field as many ships or as much firepower as the US, and what they have is not on par with their US counterparts by even a liberal estimate. In addition, their air force is mostly older and definitely older than US aircraft. The bulk of their fighter/multirole fleet (J-8's and 11's) are upgraded export models of the USSR's MI-21's and SU-27's, but still total less than half the number of F16's alone that the USAF has in active service. Assuming that every aircraft in the PLAAF inventory is operational.
Which is probably a bit optimistic.
Where did I compare the Chinese to Iran?
>>57998358
>mostly older and definitely older
It's 0500 here. I'm tired, goodnight you sweet princes of /int/
>>57985379
Our closest contender militarily is Russia t b h. Maybe if Russia, China, India, and France teamed up, they'd have a chance.
>>57998358
An American you responded to did it seems.
The Lianoning was reconstructed in China senpai.
The J-8's are practically all retired, and the J-11's are decent fighters.
The PLAAF fighters outnumber America's F-16's.
The simple fact is America can't put its entire force so far from home, so China needs far less to still defeat America strategically in their region.
Invoke article 5 of NATO.
Now the us will be engulfed by civil war, and the world is better off for it.
>>57997955
>than using nukes
No one is shooting down an ICBM MIRV.
The airburst nukes will absolutely devastate a CBG. There's no more effective way for foreign countries to defeat a CBG than that.
But then of course we could have MAD happen.
>>57996769
Sure, why not
A one hundred and eighteen years too late friend. We welcomed them with open arms olny to realize they treated us like monkeys.
>>57998142
You seem to not remember who I was replying to. Here is the text.
>Also, China has as much of a blue water navy as Iran. They would get glassed from the air, then get their shit pushed in harder than Elton Jon on his second wedding night.
There's absolutely zero reasons to compare Iran and China's navy as similar.
The sheer size difference already proves this statement to be bullshit.
>>57997740
>>57998884
Back to /r/AsianMasculinity
>>57999003
Welcome
>>57999025
I'm whiter than you huemonkey.
Just because I use facts doesn't make me asian.
we are importing experienced guerilla fighters right now and our country is pretty much a sparsely populated forest that would give any occupying force a hard time desu.
But yeah we would just surrender if it ever happened for real, same if russia came.
It wont be america it would be NATO.
>>57985379
>Canada
>Brazil
>>57999003
>We welcomed them with open arms olny to realize they treated us like monkeys.
not true
>>57999233
if you get your alliance/puppets then surely everyone gets to invoke their diplomatic safety nets?
>>57984976
Sure, they'd conquer us, but we'd cause massive losses to the Americans. Considering how damaging the Iraq war was for US economy, they'd be crippled by attacking us.
>>57994347
t. never read about Operation Cottage
the burgers and cancucks mistook each other for the enemy and both opened fire
>>57984976
>USA is invading your country.
"Oh"
>How fucked up are you?
Meh. I live innawoods.
>What should your country do to defend itself?
Depends. If we have a time we could attempt to create an united european front by asking assistance from EU and Russia against illegal and baseless American aggression. Not that we can expect much from those guys, but we can try.
If we don't... Well, we have a million guys trained in sharpshooting, explosives, sabotage, guerilla, and memes, and our army is structured so that all units can work without central command if necessary. I wonder how long USA could last here before the american public gets too pissed about the whole costly mess.
>>57997944
They are on submarines though
>>57999643
They're not really on submarines, Her Majesty's nuclear weapons are stored in warehouses on the Western coast of Scotland, on a naval base I forgot the name, but then again, it's one of the world's most protected sites.
>>57992503
>you have to communicate with people you don't want to communicate with for 1 year, so you learn how not to be an autist
Didn't work for me
>>57999643
Makes me wonder if murrica has smuggled a tracking/disabling devices into its allies submarines or other equipment.
>>57999750
I think america could disable our nukes as they control the satellites, but it would also mean disabling their own
which leaves them open to russia and china
>>57999708
at least one nuclear submarine is always on patrol to provide a continuous at-sea capability
We have already invaded every country.
>>58000115
it doesn't make sense that they're running in terror instead of embracing it
>>57999508
We could just use drones :^)
>>57984976
We will do nothing, we'll be literaly New California.
>>58000115
Aren't large murrican companies going rogue and telling murrican governmental agencies to go fuck themselves?
>>58000147
>implying anyone likes Mickey or Goofy
>>58000206
But based Donald is commanding the grunt riflemen Mickey and Goofy
>>58000204
they've been doing that for years by hiding their shekels overseas with the mountain jews and in the Cayman Islands.
>>58000155
And hit what? You can't even find those sandniggers most of time and they are plain open in the middle of the desert. Useless money waste that accomplishes nothing without actual troops enforcing demands.
>>58000306
They do hit targets, sometime they hit civilians though.
And we're making even more advanced drones :^)
>>57992486
>we have experience
That was your grandpa Facu
>>58000393
And hitting those targets accomplishes nothing. Heck, with a illegal attack against democratic Finland, you most likely are hitting your own citizens most of time when we get our mememachines rolling and start getting volunteers from other countries.
>>57996769
ANGLO PRIDE WORLD WIDE
I let them rape my wife in front of me. This is my fetish, women getting FAT'D
>>58000795
>>58000795
>FAT'D
>not BURGER'D
come on Esteban you can do better
>>58000795
Don't forget pic.
>>57996769
>>57998987
>>58000751
the golden age of humanity is waiting for us lads
>>58001012
What if they have to go potty?
The rest of the Five Eyes have joined forces with the US in this thread except for New Zealand ;_;
>>58001298
They're pacifist queers
>>57999010
In terms of capability, they aren't horribly different. You're making assumptions that it was about size.
>>57997740
built at the same time =/= equal capabilities
not fucked up at all
happy that it happened
life will be better
Yay
>>58002762
from Alberta?
>>57991764
idk my Burmese friend
last time we tried to invade an Indochinese country it didn't work out too well
Resorteras nucleares patentadas por la UNAM.
>>57985126
Spain is easy to find, do you think you're not a well known country? Silly
>>57996097
I'll take some nikes
>>57997740
/k/ here
McFucking kill yourself you 50 cent fucking shill
>>My dad is still flying a T-38 that's older than him from 1969.
you know what the 'T' stands for? TRAINER
SURE DID TURN INTO /pol/ AND /k/ HERE
>>58002971
that's because some fucking commie turbonigger is using a proxy in the US to post chink propaganda
We play La Cucaracha and all 'em gonna run like bitches!
>>57991226
>Russia and China will defend us
German """""""""""""EDUCATION"""""""""""""""
>>58000204
It's because the US allows them.
But whenever the gov. puts their foot down, american corporations can only cry and bitch about how much we are exploiting them.
Pfizer just cancelled their merging with some Irish company that would have allowed them to leave the US and stop paying our corporate Tax. The Senate said fuck you, and all they can do now is bitch.
>>57984976
Surrender us fast us we can. USA occupation is much more better than Russian or our government. And we almost have no choice.
>>58002857
Hint: It is not Mexico or in South America.
>>57985399
if we invaded iam sure more brazilians would still die from rampant drug crime than from fighting american soldiers.
>>57996097
>Can't even clean a river being given years in advanced to clean it
>Thinks they can build a nuke during an ongoing invasion
>>57997013
Using more less than a hundred would be nuclear winter city. No food. Everyone starves. I guess Russia would survive because this is already the norm there.
We couldn't
we can't
>>57984976
>>57992029
In the Netherlands you would get drafted though. Drafts have happened here before pretty much all our conflicts. And you even get a letter you will be drafted when you reach 17.
If they invade in Winter, we should be good (at least until the end of Winter). Any other time? We'll get steamrolled.
Though given the general anti-USA sentiment in the country, I think that we'd be in rebellion for a LONG time. Lots of American soldiers getting their throats slashed while patrolling, and definitely some sabotage.
Not only do they have OVER TEN TIMES OUR POPULATION, they also have THE largest military ON EARTH. Plus most of our population is near the border (only land that isn't uninhabitable tundra (to be honest)), and we have the longest undefended border in the world...yeah.
But yeahh, we might have a hope. A Winter invasion, civilian sabotage, and - hopefully - international aid (UK plz). Plus invading us would SERIOUSLY fuck up their economy in the short-term, so that might help a bit. And a lot of Americans are either indifferent or positive towards us, so...yeah, that might help too.
>>57991904
We literally have a military police walking the streets though. As in, with military training.
>>58006297
>>57984976
That's meme
No one in the Netherlands would care though. I assume nothing really would change.
>>58006365
Бpaтaн, нo вeдь никтo ничeгo нe пoймeт.
>>58002789
vancouver
>>57998884
>The Lianoning was reconstructed in China senpai.
>The J-8's are practically all retired, and the J-11's are decent fighters.
>The PLAAF fighters outnumber America's F-16's.
The first thing is a distortion of the truth and the latter two are false. Three minutes and familiarity with google would show that.
>>58000204
What? No?
>>58006365
>>58006437
I will explain. NATO overthrew Putin bloodthristy regime, so the fan of the opposition is up to join american occupation administration but is too late because all places in the line are taken by "patriots" who just yesterday hated everything american and european.
Yeah annex us so that we can destroy your economy from the inside.
>>58006635
That's actually pretty funny.
>>58006365
1st: White ribbon is the symbol of protest movement in Russia because of winter and snow when almost all main meetings went. Woman on picture is Novodvorskaya. She is the elite-tier liberal and dissident from Soviet time.
2nd: Attention Russian citizens! Putin's bloody regime abdicated by democracy NATO forces.
3rd: Occupation administration volunteering.
4th: Pro-Putin's propagandists already in less-more sorted totalitarian queue. Text says "Colonel said don't take queue after fritzmorgen" (He is the paid ridf internet soldier).
>How fucked up are you?
Not very, they have to find us first, good luck using a map when they all have new zealand missing
>What should your country do to defend itself?
Not issue any updates to world maps showing where we are. Worst case scenario Tasmania gets invaded instead, everyone wins
Ha enjoy your second afghanistan
>>58006948
>Afghanistan
Don't know why you would settle for referencing that conflict when there's already a US-Swedish conflict to reference m8
>>57985472
Solution, fire bomb the favelas
>>57996003
This, we have EMPs that work I guarantee, We can probably fry every electronic in their country and cause reactor meltdowns with fucking sonic rays or some shit. Hell the US might even have that rod shit from GI Joe in space by now because we can. Imagine living in a country with no power, internet, and all of a sudden all the reactors go chernobyl and anyone with a gun on the street gets a hellfire missle through theyre window at night. And thats before the ground troops even get there with their power armor that makes them 100 times stronger than normal. thats how the US will be fighting within 20 years
We form a military alliance with China.
Since the country is heavily forested i organize people to make shit tons of molotov cocktails, focus naval power on the baltic sea and Kattegat and force the US army to go through our forests
begin winter war and other shit
>>58009717
also destroy every highway and paved road in the country
>>57997013
>Slavic intellectual presenting his predictions for ww3
>>57985379
I bet an invasion of India would be much easier than Canada. Occupation is, after all easy mode when the locals outnumber your military 650:1.
>>58000256
>Mountain Jews
Kurds? Chileans? Germanic Swiss? French Swiss? Italian Swiss? Norwegians? Georgians? Abkhazians? Bhutanese? Nepalese? Icelanders (kind of)? Chechens? Ossetians? Armenians? Liechtensteiners? Western Austrians? Southeastern Occitanians? Andorrans? Azerbaijanis? Dagestanis? Tibetans? Peruvian natives with the colored hates and shit and they were Incas I think or something? Who are the mountain jews?
>>58009999
nörwegiäns
If we really wanted to fuck up a country, we'd just carpet bomb you for a month straight and let the army pick up the pieces. If we cared about our international relations, it'd just be another vietnam/iraq.
Guerilla warfare I guess, it worked for us in the past
>>57984976
BIG BADABOOM! FUCK THE EARTH! FUCK THEM ALL!
>>57996769
>enslave the world
you already did that
>>57998957
>But then of course we could have MAD happen.
Not really. What makes nukes so special? Surely pulling a Hiroshima 2.0 wherein a civilian centre is destroyed would cause MAD. When attacking military targets what makes nukes any different to conventional explosives?
>>58011016
Because where you have one nuke go off, there'll be another. And another, and another.
>>57998440
Vietnam still beat you
>>57999508
You're right, you aren't Mongol, you're Vietnamese.
We've beaten the world imperial power before, we can do it again.
We'll blow up every heritage monument and their eternal butthurt will make them pull out faster than 'Nam.
